AWKWARD PHONE CALLS on the ESCALATOR PRANK! (Part 2)

what's up guys I'm striving welcome back to another video today we're doing awkward phone calls on the escalator let's get into it hi is this the doctor's office okay great I've been trying to figure out how to have sex with the dolphin and I was wondering if you could help me like through the blowhole yeah like if she's a squirter it might be kind of bad but like other than that I think it could work I was just wondering the logistics of it thank you yeah yeah bro okay so apparently you don't pee into a girl's butt to make a baby nowadays cuz this whole time I swear to you I've been thinking you knew bro why didn't you tell me that I've been trying to talk to girls on snaps and I'm gonna pee in their butts and they were just getting real upset about it what so how does it actually work oh yo okay so literally I I got naked way too soon yesterday because okay I thought it was literally everyone else was getting naked but they were just changing out for gym class yeah I know so literally I'm just sitting there with my like penis out and all the other guys on the gym are looking at me yeah it sucked bro guess what I got a new record I got six baby carrots on my last night yeah I know last one was four but I really just put it in there and tried to stretch it out I think I'm gonna go for a few cucumbers next time you got eight Jesus dude you're a freak holy that's insane turns out I went to the doctor yesterday and it turns out one of my balls is filled with sour cream yeah I know so it's like I only have half of my balls I still have two but one of them is filled with sour cream so I don't know how that's gonna work out yeah I told my girlfriend she's kind of concerned maybe she's gonna have a sour cream baby hey okay so the whole school is laughing about how small Mike gets dude the whole school literally like okay so I had an itch in class the other day and I pull I'll just to like it real quick and I kid you not like literally the sorry it was like the whole school is just laughing at me you know okay do you want to know why I got suspended yesterday because I pulled out my penis because it was itchy and my teacher said it was too small for the school book hand lines yeah or the guide lines whatever like she said my penis was too small and I'm suspended for three days I think how ridiculous is that she's probably just jealous that her guy doesn't have a quarter of an inch like I do bro okay is there anywhere where I can get concrete and a funnel because my girlfriend's trying to fill my lips with concrete tonight yeah no she said it's like because it's my 18th birthday or something but like I swear to you like I I'm just gonna be rock hard all night I don't even know how I'm gonna get that out yeah so do you know anywhere I can get all that alright thank you guys so much for watching the video if you enjoyed the video and you want to subscribe click right here and if you guys want to watch more videos click over here and until next time guys it's bench drive and I'll see you in the next episode

Channel: Strive

Views: 4,157,462

Rating: 4.8564663 out of 5

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Id: Rx_RqFGLiSM

Length: 3min 27sec (207 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 17 2018