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hello people isn't my nutty self again this time when I give you a little tutor I'm will try to act just as normal as can be I'm not really a normal person you see I've been working in fiberglass most of my life so he just keeps me nuts anyway I'm gonna give up I always wanted to be an auctioneer so I'm going to kind of give you and could never afford to school but I kind of figured it out on my own so I'm gonna let you know what I've just learned okay well know that the auctioneer school wants you to learn your numbers first we're just numbers anyway numbers is I got a one dollar bid now - now - you got to kind of sing your numbers I got a one dollar bid now - now - would you give me - I got a $2.00 bid now three now three would you give me three you gotta you know keep going all the way to get to 100 I know it's a lot but goodness if you how bad do you want being all clear anyway next thing is you after you get your numbers real good up and down to 100 back down get you twos up to 100 back down your thighs you're seven and a half ten you know so forth next thing is to add some filler words you got to use your own filler words sometimes you look out and up in the audience and you can create filler words you know get your family pile up around you and you bid on you adds filler words you can say anything like um here we go I got a one dollar bid you sir one not being out - not to have got it - over here $2.00 bid to all these talk words these are your filler words I got a $2 beer now three now three would you give me three three dollars now forward forward up say you just kind of practice if you could you know you practice that every day and believe me you'll get it you know it's a it's really simple now next thing is come up with a slur cuz that's the most important thing is that slur you get that slow down you know you be that's the difference between a good auctioneer you know you know I'm kinda auctioneer anyway what works well on your tongue some people me if I go I started out with biggety biggety biggety biggety biggety biggety biggety biggety and then I add a little bit of digging I'm digging them beginning to get them beginning to get them I mean look at me do I look intelligent to you that is simple next thing you do you you just practice it practicing to add other things to it until you get faster and faster hear me to get a better get away to get a better get and we're gonna get ahead of it again to get a better get everybody to get together so once you got that down pat you get that that's the what they teach you you know that if you do those things you can be a good auctioneer a matter of fact even though churches today a lot of you churches are incorporating this type of method into theirs preaching sermons what I'm what I mean by that is this learn it's auction to heaven everyone gonna better how to get it's all designed to make it excites you and make you pay that money the same thing which you preachers today if you guys walk into a church and he's preaching like be careful people be careful because he's just trying to excite you so you throw your written money into the pot anyway let's get off on that subject alright now we're going to add our family all behind our family all back to him and we're gonna start out usually you start out with a higher bid and then you go to a lower bid hmm all right here we go one ahead you gonna wanna get I got $10 10:19 you guys had to get a tea and get everything that eleven cattle everything not to advocate about it was 13 anybody know where to go $13 went ahead to get a bit getting any money anybody else anybody on 13 to get medical to entertaining hand and winning mm-hmm it gives me see I ain't practice in a while so it makes me cough I can slow down these little things and make them more easier for you to understand just if it's if this video is helpful to you then let me know and I'll make some more thank

Channel: walter kinchen

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Keywords: auction, chanting

Id: t821Bm0ZuoY

Length: 4min 50sec (290 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 28 2010