Atheist goes into Scientology center experience

hey what's up guys this is my first time in LA and I'm on Hollywood rush down my street off of Hollywood Boulevard and I got a crazy story to tell you guys today I actually walked into a Scientology Center and actually I walked in there twice because the first time I walked in there I just got onto the strip and I actually parked like a block over from them and I walked in there I was shocked because I never seen a Scientology Center before I thought they chose exist on South Park I really think someone's that crazy enough to believe that should they believe in but I walked in there with the trying to be open mind in the body and they basically mean all these pamphlets and DVDs and you know hey so how's your you know are you stressed out about something you gave it you know you take a person I like testing oh my god I'm like oh I'll come back to you guys later and I walked up and down the strip about a mile or a mile and a half or so and actually got to take a picture with a Samuel Jackson look-alike which was pretty cool then I went back before I was about to drive law firm actually after I'm making this video not to go back to Anaheim it's back to the hotel for this engineering conference but so like I went in there the second time I was like so what do you what is what do you guys you know what you guys believe in you can't do it eat s or eat eat check whatever is caught or I mean the personality test and I said yeah those are free come in and I mean all these people were dressed the same they all talk like robots and I basically went to the back office you know there's I will come down this way I was like hey but there's a there's an e test right there I'm like bro they take me up some elevators and some stairs or something like that some you know some room you know I'm not scared cuz I'm six foot four you know I know how to handle I'm not all these things for real but you know overall and I wasn't I wasn't that in Tim I like some people say oh well you know weren't you scared or some of my held on and I gave them a false name and everything I said my name was Bob I'm from Cleveland Ohio I'm really from Akron Ohio but you know and I went there I did a little personality test and I said well how long is this going to take and there's like okay an hour and I'm like well you guys had like a short brief thing or whatever is like okay well you can take the first part on my all right then then she said take 15-20 minutes she gave me a pant like a booklet of 200 questions on like are answered about 15 of them and they're like so are you stressed out about stuff are you you feel sad about stuff this is the same you know emotional last question over and over and over again I was talking to the lady while I was doing it and I was like so what do you guys believe in she was basically like well we believe in self improvement of one's self my art we'll give you some examples and she's like wow I was like so what do you guys really believe in Xena and roast like 100 changes like I never heard of Xena's she got a little upset too she probably knew I watched South Park before they hate South Park but then I was like alright so this this thing is definitely taking me too long have to you know get out of here they're like wait hold on hold on hold on if you have any questions you know just hold on hold on and I'm like all right hold on hold on homey no I gotta go you know my rental you know I had to return at 2:30 you know I'm actually talking like like 1:30 so I can get out of there but they're like okay well hold on if you have any questions you know you talk to this guy we'll go or you can talk to our you know our boss or whatever so I basically say all right well I'll go sit in this they had me sit down like in a chair in low back office and they're like and the guy he went to is like a little cubicle desk and he was like the most weirdest ass dude I ever seen in my life and I'm not trying to be mean or nothing but the dude he asking me all these weird ask questions about you know what what why you know what what stresses you out in like what what do you think you can self improve on you know and I'm like okay well I said college stresses me out and in it and learn this haunts our conversation was less about five or six minutes with him he gave me eye contact I mean literally I mean literally the whole entire time this guy then blank or Leessang CM blank he just kept looking at me like he was some sort of psychiatrist or something and he was like well Scientology we believe in self-improvement of oneself and I'm like okay so give me examples like all right well business family IRA so business he's like well basically if you take our basic $50 course you know it works for the same ways a person in China or a Chinese guy would in China the same way will work for you here I'm like all right that's sort of broad or whatever he's like well all you have to do is to take our course and I mean and I think that was a third time you try to like give my contact information why are my name is Bob I'm from Akron Ohio and I'm from Cleveland Ohio but like some people they get scared of them like as if they're one of like like you know I wasn't intimidated but you know he kept you know he kept like you know get a little like frisky or something and uh and what else what else happening and I said well basically college stresses me I was like well we can get rid of 100% of your stress if if you take our basic course I'm like dude I'm an engineer and I'm pretty sure 99.99% of the people in engineering are stressed out about their coursework it's just the way it is you know you have to study a lot and that's how you get through it but it was like oh no no no no we have a secret solution for you that cost you 50 and then you know we have advanced courses which can cost a little bit more I was like how much more well maybe a couple grand or so or maybe a couple hundred bucks I'm like well hold on now second partner bro cause through the night trying to trying to yeah I got no you ain't got no you know grocery store coupons are you knocking uh I can maybe you know get some get some 80% off or some like that yeah I mean and he kept saying well maybe and this is when the conversation ended he was like well maybe if you mayb you know if if you wanna be serious about this in you take this basic course you won't be broken up I mean he basically said like oh this nigga ain't got no money Oh what the out of here you was I said she was an engineering and engineering whatever and I remember his like the way he looked at me after ourselves in a Theo's I was in engineering or whatever and I and actually but caught him out on his like a meter thing and I said that well there's no scientific quantitative measurement of like you know positive and negative thoughts mean you can look at person's pulse but he was like no no that's the fakin level what the is a thing and I'm like easily well if you take our course you know you'll know I mean just constantly like trying to sell me showing breath goddamn this like it's like being in DC for walking up not real focus trying to sell you from being pies to the rain ponchos and broke but I don't know man like they I mean they were nice and but then once I said I was a broke cause from here was like also you ain't got all night I usually thought isn't a gang got no money all right so you know what all right so I think thank you for your time it made it may be I mean he literally told me literally if if you took our course you won't be broke no more I mean I was sort of insulting man you know I'm uh you know you can't just start off rich or whatever you have to you know work hard for it I'm not broke enough that I just said I was broke because I ain't tryin to buy nothing but I'll try and see oh can I can I go through it for free is like oh no no no it cost money buddy I'm my RA but yeah that's my little experience at the Scientology Center I mean it was very nice but they're very weird you know they probably see this video and try to you know come after me but you know I'm really scared them uh focus man intimidate me now you know but that's all I say thanks for watching subscribe like comment and have a nice day

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Keywords: Scientology, Atheism (Religion), Going clear, Atheist goes into Scientology center, Dianetics, Church of Scientology, Scientologists, going clear documentary, church of scientology, scientology church

Id: -CnWx6LDMBk

Length: 7min 27sec (447 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 28 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/badjedi666]

That was genuinely funny.