Woah... Hello? Hello? Hello hello...? Can you hear me? Hello? *gasp* There you are. What were you doing in the water? I do all of my business to humans above ground for a reason. If you wanted to see me, you could have come by at normal business hours. Swimming? You can’t swim! Look at your legs. Keyword: LEGS. You don’t have fins. What you “humans” do isn’t even close to swimming. More like... flailing? Or in your case, drowning. Well, most of the time, mermaids don’t... bother with...human problems. usually becomes too dramatic. Stressful. But I; um, I recognize you. Yes... You’re one of my regular clients. And I, I really couldn’t afford for you to go under. Even though.... I could have sold some of the things you’re wearing for, quite the pretty shell. Anyway. You’re alive. And uh.... You need to stay put. I’d- I... I don’t want you to move yet, 'kay? You’re very weak right now. Weaker than usual. You’ll just, hurt yourself even more and then I’ll have to deal with that, and... Mmmm. You just stay put. Umm.... Is this your bag? I’m just gonna take a little...peak inside there. Okay? It’s quite full. What do you have in here? No no! Don’t move. Stay seated. Please. You’ll only worry me. Okay um, A leather pouch. What is this? A tiny delicacy... Cough...drop? Do you eat these to make you cough? That would be silly. Um, okay. Mmmm...? You don’t mind do you? I love a human delicacy, every once in a while. I’m watching my fins but um, I won’t tell if you won’t tell hm? Sunglasses? I can’t see anything. Okay. Protective tanning oil. Well which one is it? Infused with carrot and banana extracts. No? Oh, on the skin I see. -right headphone warning- This is very oily. Humans use oil to, cook. Right? Why are you cooking yourself? Would you like it? No? Okay. Well I was only borrowing it, truly. I don’t do.... full commitments. Okay? No no no, please. Stay down. Please please please. Shhh. Listen to the ocean waves. The ocean that you were drowning in. Merely minutes ago. Yes. Oh... Oh yes! I suppose you want to be dry right now don’t you? You like being dry. I can’t stand it! Not for more... than a couple hours a day anyway. Is that what this rag’s for? Oh, alright... Let me just, Was this what were you reaching for, the- Oh. Sorry bout that... It’s quite plush. Oh, right right. Put that over you. There we go. Much better. Close your eyes... Let’s wrap this around you There you go. Now you take it. Okay. Um; and, while I have you here, please stay seated, I, I do have a new item that you might be interested in. No no no no please, um. Allow me Well I think you’ll like this object very much. With your obsession with being dry. It’s an ear cleaner! Well, it’s perfect for on land. This isn’t... so much fun in the water It loses its... fluff. Okay, Shall we try it out? Here we go. We’ll just dry out your ear. Very gently. I know you humans are... quite....fragile. mermaids have learned that lesson time and time again. Humans uh... aren’t so tough. Was that a little bit too rough? Okay. Just cleaning inside your ear. There we go. Okay. Does that feel better? Good. We should probably, do the other ear now shouldn’t we? Here we go. Just light light light light and all... fluffies in your ear. Is it tickling your brain? There we go. Wow... You have a lot of water in your ears. Oh... this side is for cleaning out. Would you like to try that as well? I see. Here we go. Is that uncomfortable? Well I don’t know I’ve never tried this before. You act as if though I’m some sort of expert or something. In fact I’m quite the opposite. Well, we’ve already started so Might as well just... There we go. Alright. How did that feel? Pretty strange. Well I can imagine that. Well that’ll be five shells. No, I’m not selling the stick. I’m selling the experience. That’s what I learned in my, Mermaid Business Class. Boop! Don’t be so silly. You look a little tired. Are you okay? Cold? Thirsty? Oh! M'kay. Um. I can do this. You need... Water! One moment. Here. Drink this. Oh? What’s wrong? Oh. Yes that’s ocean water. What’s wrong with that? Oh, no? Um... Water bottle? In your bag? Okay! Ahhh... I was wondering why you were carrying this around. Oh. Fresh water... I see. Uppity type. Can I try it? Quite plain. Here you go. Drink up. Drink drink drink drink drink drinkdrinkdrink drink. I hear humans needs as much water, as plants. How ridiculous. You can’t just absorb it through your skin. I supposed if you weren’t surrounded by water all day, you might yearn for it a bit but, that’s what you get for living on land. I’ll leave this with you. Do you think you could try some movements to... see how you’re recovering? Lift your head. Like that. Good. Now side to side. Good. Can you move your arms? I just wanted to see if you would do that. And how about your legs? Yes. Okay. Well you just stay here and rest. You did have me... worried there for a moment or two but... I can, go get some help? Um, as you know I like to stay, a bit secretive so, I’ll have to, leave you once I’ve called for assistance. You need another human. Has more skills and such. Like I said I, don’t typically rescue any humans that I find... flailing under water. It’s not really our place but, I broke protocol for the sake of business. Okay? Yes? Well. I will return the things to your bag. I didn’t see, much of anything of... value. Let me know if you, run across any new treasures. And, set up an appointment with me next time. Alright? Here’s your bag. Now I’ll go make a splash and, get a human to, bring his boat over to this cove alright? I don’t want you trying to, “swim” back to shore, lest I have to rescue you once again. Alright. I’ll see you later. Be careful out there.
This video was fun, funny and relaxing. đź‘Ś
Whoa. This is great. It reminded me of Seafoam Kitten lol.
This hit my asmr niche like you wouldn't belive. I loved how innocent lorlei is to human things. Would love too see what a full mermaid appointment looks like
Yay more Lorelei :)
One of Gibi multiple personalities.
This was really fun to watch. :) Thank you.
I love how she transforms her lips for this character ! The details make such a difference.
I also love how condescending but cute Lorelei is.