[ASMR] HITMAN: The Relaxation Contract - A Binaural Agent 47 Role Play

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so let me get this straight you want me to believe that you were sent here by the ICA to assist an agent was not once required the assistance of a partner well tell me why should I believe you do you have any proof that you are who you say you are any identification documents inside knowledge anything in your pocket I'll admit this does appear to be official I see a identification but how can I be sure it's truly legitimate I don't want to know you didn't Forge it or steal it from the body of a fallen agent do you have anything more concrete anything more you refutable because if not I'm afraid that our first and only meeting will be coming to an end that is bold real bold so despite giving me no reason to trust you you simply want me to open that briefcase containing a highly classified information because you asked nicely let me say if I was in a worse mood your body would already be at the bottom of the laundry sheet but I'm going to be honest I admire your confidence you know what I'm going to do I'm going to open the briefcase I'm going to look at the contract inside if there is no mention of your involvement any verification of your identity no mention of you you'll be spending the rest of your stay here in that closet until the cleaning crew finds your body so what do you say shall we take a look I suppose you're not in a position to be bargaining anyway so I say yes forty-seven don't be too wary of the guest staying with you there were new employee contracted to help you carry out today's mission seems there may be some truth to your claims their identity can be verified by their three-headed servant lapel pin designed for and provided to them specifically for this purpose suppose I was wrong maybe I can trust you I'm not sure I'm going to call you a friend or partner just yet but I suppose now would be a good time to untie you let's find out what makes our target so special today's contract is an unusual one and of a kind actually but while it may be unique what it is not he's challenging the very opposite in fact today and for the next two days you've been tasked only with relaxing there are no targets you know whatever the favour of the only thing you required to worry about is not worrying about anything we've booked you a three-day two-night stay at this luxury resort an establishment with unparalleled amenities in an exotic location I know you're probably used to working hard in such settings but we figured it's time for a well-deserved change of pace so for the duration of your stay feel free to do whatever you want you've certainly earned it as for your partner they've been signed it to ensure you don't get lonely what contract work typically is best completed solo leisure is only enhanced by the presence of comrades I do hope you'll enjoy their company don't be shy get to know them and I'm sure you'll get along swimmingly so go ahead and enjoy the resort life go to the spa experience the fine dining chill out in the pool and in case you run out of ideas or simply get bored we filled your briefcase with a few items that should help you relax and unwind feel free to do whatever you'd like really you've earned it now stop reading this boring little contract and have some fun Diana Burton would PS I'm a fan of the new look it's about time we got rid of that givers tattoo and he changed that'll be drawing less attention he's a welcome one after all as we've learned during our time together you're not a product you're a person more than I can't say I was expecting any of that so now what I'm not sure Diana knows me as well as she thinks she does if this is the place she wants me to relax you see typically at these types of events on do a good job I'm on edge I'm focused relaxing the last thing I have in mind I'm not going to the pool I'm not going to the spa I'm not getting a drink at the lounge I don't want to do anything or I'm around people to be honest but if I'm kind of track truly obligated to relax and you're here to make sure I do it I guess I have no choice but to try if I'm not going out there because it means I love to make do with whatever is in that briefcase let's take a look then well I can't say that Diana and it was my preferred type of occasions thought she does indeed remember my favorite type of tea spiced apple and vanilla I suppose a cup of tea is as a good a way as any to get relaxed which that makes the question is is there a water heater in here I'll have to go somewhere else through this over there excellent I think I'll be making a cup would you like on as well I'll be right back you I've let it steep for a few minutes but while we wait let's see what else is in there shall we you have any idea what this is so what a scalp massager are you sure might as well that's pretty good not bad at all over thee you want to give it a try you know oh good more for me then I imagine this is what dogs feel like bet them they usually have a lot more here I think that's enough of that nice suit TVs about ready if you like to start excellent as always do you think it's good right very nice no stupid pencil I'm not sure a pencil and a relaxing but there are many relaxing things you can do with the pencil the question is what was it a pencil provided for it's good Logan I think I see but perhaps this raises more questions than answers because I'm not mistaken it is not a children's activity book we may have lupus you know just as I think dying I was forgetting to prove that she know it was me she did some proof something wrong but I suppose if they feel I've been provided with I have no choice but to dry it how about it let's try a mad lib world's greatest game suppose you just fill in the blanks let's take a look quite a few things in here I don't even know where to start really too many choices how about review of a dinosaur movie all right matt'll it is fun to play with friends you can also play it by yourself to begin with do not look at the story on the page below fill in the blanks on the page with the words called for then using the words you have selected fill in the blank spaces in the story now you've created your own hilarious mad libs game simple enough so would you like to give me the words this will be more of a surprise to you what's going on in there but let's give it a shot review of a dinosaur movie first word we need is a verb ending in ing you can't decide I'll give you some time flipping okay flipping the tips now we need an adjective Harry another adjectives another adjective slang and yet another adjective absurd okay absurd now for a noun egg now we need a person in the room what W me why agent 47 no an adjective now for a noun squirrel okay you know once more an adjective [ __ ] deuce now for a plural noun you know I don't have any ideas cameras a part of the body plural nose is okay now for a noun dishwasher it is and a plural noun weasels now for a letter of the alphabet Pete and finally one more now I'll see what you're doing here interesting man Lucas that's fact all right let's read this review of a dinosaur movie despite its title dinosaurs are for flipping is far from being a hairy comedy it is really a beautiful horror movie from its slimy opening until it's absurd ending it keeps you sitting on the edge of your a egg in this film the ever-popular agent 47 gives the performance of his Metallica career he plays the role of a scientist who in searching for the fountain of squirrel accidentally discovers an attractive beast that feasts on living cameras the last 10 minutes of the movie are scary enough to make your noses pop out of your dishwasher and your weasels stand on end the movie is rated pg-13 accompanied by a mad libs book not for me I got enough of them at this what people's an interesting it awful way to waste some time I suppose nothing I'll see what else we have either actually before I continue I'd like to ask you something is this stuff working for you are you feeling more relaxed perhaps a little too relaxed I'm sorry I can't quite understand what you're trying to say seems you're slurring your speech a bit yeah I'd say it's about that time what about now 47 should be finishing up with your employer as well as you may have already guessed I haven't been entirely truthful with you not at all see there was there's no vacation there was never any luxury resort trip no partnership no relaxation contract not at all this was none of that well this was was the IC A's idea of how to most efficiently dispose you might have thought you could fool us but let me tell you the moment your application landed in our inbox we knew what was going on your very first a background check revealed a very poorly concealed affiliation with one of the top organizations we've been working to dismantle and so instead of rejecting or application we saw it as an opportunity you may have thought that you could eliminate 47 from within the ICA look I'd say that's even more foolish than a little thing they could eliminate him from afar no and to be honest we got even more out than we were expecting seems you were foolish enough to communicate with your employer unencrypted on the ICA Zone Network and thanks to you all the recklessness you were able to determine the location of your employer during your first hour on the job see I'm not 47 agent 47 that is currently in Morocco eliminating your employer dismantling your entire organization so let me tell you what's going to happen over the next few a poison you're not putting over t complete its paralysis of the body your breathing your heartbeat will fail your brain will fire its lattice analysis but before that happened innocence be left alone I've only the realization of how immensely you fail so in the morning or next week or whenever your body is discovered the police abilities inevitably arrive somewhere far from the truth and the ICA will continue [Music]

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Id: 7XbyShqh5F0

Length: 36min 30sec (2190 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 16 2020