ASMR Guessing Things About You

hi how are you i hope i got you doing well now in this the video is very quite simple i will be guessing things about you no one else just you i'm going to be making some observations some hypotheses some educated guesses about you things about you who you are where you live um your identity foods you like to eat hobbies you may have your career your passions all of those things correctly at that i reckon in this video and don't worry even though we haven't met before i can already tell a couple things about you so sit back relax grab a pair of popcorn you can close your eyes even if you want to fall asleep but i'm just going gonna be here guessing some things about you and i think you might be surprised how accurate i am i have my uh trusty clipboard here and uh this has all of the questions that i'm gonna be asking in this video has tons of them really so firstly before i do i have to pick a pen or pencil for this video so we have a couple choices have some blue pens have some we have some black pens let's see let's see let's see okay go with this so i have selected uh the pen that i will be using to write your answers for the video here it's just a blue pen and uh yeah so great put that there and like i said like i said these are questions there are very calculated they took thousands of hours to compose and have to do quite a lot of research about you okay so i hope you don't mind um me just writing down your answers it's really important so here we go okay so let's begin with the questions so i'm gonna guess that um personally that i'm gonna guess that you're a human great and uh well if you're a human i'm going to guess that um that you have a pair of eyes yes great great great and um i'm gonna guess also that uh well in terms of uh of other body features you may have i'm gonna guess that you have hair on your body yeah don't worry i i don't need to know where i'm just asking her in general and um i'm gonna also guess that you have a pair of ears and a mouth as well as perhaps a nose my next guess about you is that uh you wear clothes yeah okay okay fantastic uh next i'll guess that you wear uh some sort of shorts or pants even maybe not all the time but um yeah you wear shorts and pants and that sort of stuff as well okay and um i'll also just to throw in the guests that you you wear shoes all right so uh next i'll guess that um that you have i'm going to guess that you have a smartphone in your possession so i'll even go maybe so far as to say and guess maybe you have an iphone okay okay and also chuck the wild gas down that you own a computer of sorts in your dwelling or place of residence that you have a computer there okay so yeah that um just to clarify that can include a laptop um yeah whatever it may be um the next thing i guess that i'll guess about you is that i reckon that you own a fridge okay and also i guess say that you have i think some food in your fridge just some food yeah okay okay so um i'll also guess that uh you drink water every day even if it's just a little bit you um you drink some water once a day okay i have to just change the page okay so yeah you are you drink some water i would say every day and uh we'll swear at that i would guess that uh you own some sort of cupboard where you live yeah there's some cupboards maybe yeah okay okay and um i guess i'll also get some other things that you may possess including um a bathroom uh specifically you might own a toilet um and a shower i'm gonna guess that you own those things okay great great great great so some other things i'm gonna guess that you own uh that you own a desk of some sort a large you know a desk in your uh in your home table desk either one of those uh work [Music] what else do i think that you might own i think that you might own um some forks spoons and knives in your possession yeah and i'll i'll also guess that you own maybe some plates or and some bowls so yeah the cutlery stuff like that okay i'm also gonna guess that you own soap shampoos maybe conditioners um stuff like that so um the next thing that i will guess what else what else what else uh i'm gonna guess that in your fridge there's milk of some sort so uh that doesn't have to be cow's milk it could be any milk almond milk soy milk coconut milk rice milk macadamia milk and this goes on some sort of milk in your possession and i'll also guess that you have some sort of animal product in your fridge chicken lamb beef fish pork okay that can also include eggs butter dairy any sort of animal product yeah okay and uh while we're at it in terms of guessing about stuff in your fridge maybe some fruit or vegetables so that's pretty good um i'm gonna also guess that your fridge has a freezer so a freezer where um you store frozen stuff in a different compartment and maybe you have some ice cubes i'm gonna guess as well so some other things that there be i reckon you have some chairs uh in your home yeah okay and i'll also guess that you own um what else a bed i think that you might earn a bed is that yeah okay a bed all right so next i'll guess that uh you have had a haircut before okay next i'm going to guess that you own some pencils or pens something to write with so um what else will i guess uh urn a pair of keys so whether that's for like a vehicle or keys to open or close a box or case for your home uh something like that yeah okay and you own uh some money even if it's not much you have money in your possession okay and um what else will i guess um i'm gonna guess that you own somewhere in your house a pair of scissors okay so i'll also guess that you have some sort of education even if you've been to school once in your life before some sort of a basic education at least yeah so okay okay so let me just change up the sheets as i build out this form okay so my next guess [Music] my next guest let's be a little more specific i guess with um some of the things you like to do so i'll guess that uh you watch youtube that's maybe a bit of a shot in the dark there but i reckon you might watch youtube because i'm sure okay and um i'm gonna guess that you have used google before okay okay [Music] what other websites i'm gonna guess that you have used facebook before okay and um maybe you've used instagram as well before i'll guess that you have watched videos before about the topic asmr okay all right so next what else i guess about that um you've seen videos before of cats cats dogs funny clips maybe cute clips of animals all right nice nice and um maybe just maybe you have used tick tock before other than that uh what else is there maybe with social medias that i haven't really guessed at i'm gonna guess that you also have an email yeah an email maybe you have one of those so i will also guess that your name has a vowel in it a couple vowels maybe and in terms of where you may live i reckon i'm gonna guess that you maybe live on earth somewhere [Music] so next up i'll guess that you've maybe watched jojo's asmr before maybe a video all right i'm gonna guess that when you're watching this video right now you're wanting to fall asleep maybe so i'm gonna guess that you have yawned before okay so next i'll guess that you've played a video game before uh whether it's on your iphone or an xbox a ps playstation of some sort a nintendo console okay so next i will guess that i'm gonna guess that you are born by two people so you have a biological father and a biological mother i'm gonna guess so now let's get into some of the more speculative things i'm gonna guess that um you like to eat chocolate maybe and maybe if you don't like it you don't hate chocolate maybe it's not the first thing you go to but if it's there and you feel like something sweet you'll maybe have a bite of chocolate okay next don't guess that you are not vegan i'm gonna guess that i'm gonna guess that you where i'm gonna guess that you have had pets before so a dog a cat a bird some you might have fish um you know people that have had turtles some sort of pet before in your life okay i'm gonna guess that i'm gonna guess that you have had a crush before on somebody i'm gonna guess that you [Applause] have i'll guess that you have played a musical instrument before i'm gonna guess that you like the movie shrek the shrek shrek one two three or more and i'll guess that you like the bee movie okay what else what else what else what else what else what else what else what else i will guess that you watch some tv shows so we're finally coming to the last question i'm gonna guess that you are not even watching this part of the video right now the reason why i'm guessing that is because uh barely anyone makes it to this point in the video and if they do they're probably asleep i'm just gonna guess that you're not even watching this right now and that you stopped watching this questionnaire and this guessing video maybe before seven minutes so you'll never even know this is here maybe great fantastic fantastic great stuff all right well i just want to say thank you so much for being so easy to work with you so much for being so easy to work with and uh very cooperative hopefully i think i got quite a few of those right maybe but let me know in the comments how you feel like i went and if you enjoyed the video consider liking the video i hope that you have a fantastic rest of your day wherever or whenever you're watching this video and of course until next time everybody good night guys bye

Channel: Jojo's ASMR

Views: 357,186

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Id: 45-9kmqvMWw

Length: 30min 0sec (1800 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 24 2021