Ask Steve: I Want My Tartare Medium Well || STEVE HARVEY

I have a cousin that likes to go to fancy restaurants and that's okay but she orders weird things off the menu the problem is is that when she orders these things off the menu they come back it's not what she expected see this is embarrassing how do I tell my country cousins to stop ordering things she doesn't want to eat okay so you taking her places you ain't got no business taking hey why don't y'all just go to Popeyes she's my hobby she don't want Papa she doesn't know she don't know what the hell other foodie but she'll ever tell you something see I haven't always known a lot about food cuz I was I'm from the country I was probably 20 21 I was in amway at the time which by the way is great corporation for positive thinking I learned a lot about positive thinking from the amway corporation I really did I'm not a spokesperson for a minute I just read the first positive positive mental attitude books man so they took us to this thing after this big convention in Cleveland went to this place down in the flats called Jim Steakhouse I go down there I don't have money I have $20 so now I'm down here with all these people that's diamond distributors and all this here and they were making 2,000 a day and all this I got $20 so I'm in this restaurant and I'm reading the menu like I always had to do from right to left I couldn't I could not look at what I wanted I had to look at the price first so I started the price column what can i and this was a pretty expensive restaurant so I found this item that was $17 so I ordered it I said sir I'd like the steak tartare because it was $17 so when the food came he bought back this steak and it was cut up in cubes and it wasn't cook cause tartare means wrong oh well hell I ain't no so I said I say my man I said medium well he said sir that's tartar okay well I want my tartar medium-well so he goes in the back another guy comes out with the tartar again so he sent the tartar down and I said my man what's happening here at this restaurant so I'm thinking is cause I'm black really I just went that okay so y'all are gonna cook the black people food now the black dudes starting out looking at me going really bro this ain't got none to do with black he said hey man listen to me kind of talk to you off to the side he pulled me off to the side he said brother listen to me I can tell you ain't never been nowhere he said so just let me hip you to something tartar means raw steak he said bro you ordered the raw state he said knew it was you so I bought it out here myself I'm just trying to be cool with you so you can quit looking like a fool in front of all these people in Hill you can cuss two people out about this damn steak that you ordered I said brother is wrong he said yeah I say who eat raw food he said white folk I said well let me tell you something all the white people on me only food is cooked so where you keep getting this from I say who are you talking about he's a man I ain't got no time to turn you on and none of this right here do you ass want a steak or not that's a dog I gotta have it cooked he's a new one I'm gonna do bro I'm gonna just go back here man let me get you a hamburger chop it up and I just bring it out as chopped sirloin for you how about that I said my man he said man don't say nothing else out loud why are you in this restaurant I said thank you very much thank you very much hey folks welcome ah thanks for checking out my youtube channel don't forget to click here to subscribe to my channel that way you won't miss a single hot new video some really good stuff and then I want you to click here to see more clips from the show right now

Channel: Steve TV Show

Views: 707,319

Rating: 4.9399576 out of 5

Keywords: Steve, Harvey, funny, humor, comedy, tv, steve harvey, steve harvey daytime, steve harvey show, Talk Show (TV Genre), food, eating, fancy restaurants, restaurant, cousin, family, menu, Tartare, steak

Id: bzY6nUJyUPQ

Length: 4min 8sec (248 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 22 2016