- MAYBE YOUR LITTLE GIRL
WILL TURN OUT TO BE A DANCER. - MAYBE.
MAYBE SHE COULD DANCE. SHE COULD DO ANYTHING SHE WANTS. - ANYTHING SHE WANTS TO DO.
[laughter] SHE'S GONNA BE SPOILED ROTTEN. HER NAME IS WYATT.
- YES. - AND SHE'S, WHAT,
TWO MONTHS OLD NOW? - UH, YEAH, A LITTLE BIT-- LIKE, A LITTLE BIT OLDER
THAN TWO MONTHS. LIKE, 2 1/2 MONTHS ALMOST, YEAH. [laughter] TWO MONTHS, 12 DAYS. - SO MILA IS--
- I'M NOT COUNTING. - [chuckles]
AND YOU HAVE NO NANNY? IT'S JUST MILA AND YOU
TAKING CARE OF THE BABY? - YEAH, IT'S JUST
THE TWO OF US. - WOW.
- IT'S AWESOME. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
- GOOD FOR YOU. [cheers and applause] - I WANT TO--YOU KNOW-- IT'S INCREDIBLE. YOU KNOW, YOU GET--
LIKE, WHEN YOU FIRST GET THEM, IT'S, YOU'RE ALL EXCITED,
AND YOU'RE, LIKE, READY TO, LIKE, DO ALL THESE THINGS,
AND YOU HAVE ALL THESE DREAMS, AND THEN YOU REALIZE IT'S LIKE
GETTING A NEW CELL PHONE WHERE ALL THE FEATURES
DON'T WORK YET. IT'S LIKE A PHONE THAT, LIKE,
DOESN'T HAVE-- IT WON'T TAKE PICTURES. IT'S LIKE, WHY DOES MY NEW
PHONE NOT TAKE PICTURES? AND IT WON'T MAKE CALLS,
AND IT DOESN'T DO A LOT. BUT IT LOOKS REALLY CUTE. [laughter] - BUT EVERY DAY,
THERE MUST BE A NEW THING-- THAT SHE'S FOCUSING
AND GRASPING. - YEAH, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. SHE FOUND HERSELF
IN THE MIRROR AND REALIZED SHE WAS ABLE
TO CONTROL THE THING IN THE MIRROR... - WOW.
- WHICH WAS PRETTY COOL. - YEAH, IT WAS--
BUT THE MOST AMAZING THING ABOUT HAVING A BABY IS
MY PARTNER, MILA. SHE'S THE GREATEST MOM. I CAN'T EVEN-- LIKE, I GO TO WORK EVERY DAY, AND I COME HOME,
AND SHE'S, LIKE, PERFECT, AND IT JUST SEEMS LIKE
EVERYTHING WENT AMAZING. [laughter] AND I KNOW THAT SOMETHING
PROBABLY DIDN'T GO AMAZING, BUT SHE NEVER COM--
LIKE, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. SHE'S INCREDIBLE. I'M REALLY LUCKY.
- THAT'S AMAZING. WELL, GOOD FOR HER,
AND GOOD FOR YOU FOR RECOGNIZING THAT. [applause]
THAT'S HARD. I MEAN, SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO
STAY HOME AND DO THAT, AND-- I MEAN, YOU COULD HIRE A NANNY, BUT YOU WANT TO DO IT--
YOU WANT TO-- - YEAH, WE JUST WANT TO KNOW
OUR KID, AND WE WANT--
LIKE, WE WANT TO BE THE PEOPLE THAT KNOW WHAT TO DO TO--
WHEN THE BABY'S CRYING TO MAKE THE BABY NOT CRY
ANYMORE. WE WANT TO KNOW, LIKE,
WHEN SHE MAKES A LITTLE FACE OR A LITTLE SOMETHING
OR DOES A LITTLE-- LIKE, WE WANT TO BE
EMOTIONALLY IN TOUCH WITH HER, AND I THINK THE ONLY WAY
YOU CAN DO THAT IS BY BEING THE ONE
WHO'S THERE. AND THAT'S IT. - AND WHAT'S THE HARDEST THING
THAT-- WHAT SURPRISED YOU THE MOST
ABOUT IT? - UM... YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST HOW MUCH
YOU CAN LOVE ANOTHER PERSON. LIKE, YOU THINK YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU CAN LOVE
ANOTHER PERSON, AND THEN YOU HAVE A CHILD,
AND THEN YOU REALIZE YOU DIDN'T KNOW. AND--AND IT'S-- IT'S, LIKE,
INFINITELY REWARDING. THERE'S A GREAT QUOTE
BY CARLOS SLIM, AND HE SAID, "MOST PEOPLE THINK
THAT THEY NEED TO "MAKE A BETTER WORLD
FOR THEIR CHILDREN, "BUT THE REALITY IS, WE JUST NEED TO MAKE
BETTER CHILDREN FOR OUR WORLD." AND I TRY TO LIVE BY THAT. AND I THINK--
I REALLY-- LIKE, I LOOK AT THIS AS
THE GREATEST OPPORTUNITY OF MY LIFE. - WOW. GREAT. [applause] AND I AGREE WITH THAT. I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN
ARE OUR FUTURE, AND WE TEACH THEM WELL
AND LET THEM LEAD THE WAY IS WHAT I BELIEVE. [laughter] I'VE ALWAYS SAID IT. SO NOW, IT MUST BE HARD THOUGH, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
LEAVE THE HOUSE. I MEAN, 'CAUSE PAPARAZZI--
FIRST OF ALL, THE TWO OF YOU ARE HOUNDED,
BUT NOW YOU'VE GOT A BABY, AND, OH, PAPARAZZI LOVE BABIES. - YEAH, I MEAN, WE HAVE, LIKE,
ALL THESE COOL TOYS. LIKE, WE GOT A LOT OF GIFTS
FROM PEOPLE THAT ARE SUPER GENEROUS, AND WE HAVE ALL THESE COOL TOYS, AND WE DON'T GET TO USE THEM
ALL. LIKE--YOU KNOW, LIKE A-- I WOULD LIKE TO JUST USE
THE STROLLER ONCE, BUT, LIKE, WE DON'T GET TO GO
TO THE MALL AND STROLL. - MM-MM.
[laughter] - SO I'M LIKE--I HAVE-- AND I'VE ASSEMBLED
A LOT OF THINGS THAT WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO USE
YET. AND SO I'M JUST
ASSEMBLING THINGS, ELLEN. [laughter]
- YOU'RE A MAN. YOU'RE A MAN ASSEMBLING THINGS. - I'M AN ASSEMBLER. [applause] - SO YOU'RE HUDDLED TOGETHER
INDOORS, YOU AND MILA AND WYATT-- - [laughing] YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE
WE'RE IN A CABIN. WE'RE HUDDLED AROUND A FIRE
HOLDING THE BABY. - WELL, 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
WHAT DO YOU DO INSIDE? WHAT DO YOU DO?
- [chuckles] UM...
[laughter] YOU KNOW, I'VE WATCHED
MORE TELEVISION THAN I'VE EVER WATCHED
IN THE LAST COUPLE MONTHS. - WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? - WE STARTED WATCHING
"THE VOICE." - "THE VOICE" IS GOOD.
- IT'S AMAZING. - "THE VOICE" IS GOOD. - THOSE PEOPLE ARE SO TALENTED. THEY'RE SO TALENTED, THESE KIDS. AND WE HAVE THESE--
WE HAVE FUNNY CONVERSATIONS ABOUT, LIKE, "GOD,
DIDN'T GWEN LOOK GREAT TONIGHT?" AND, LIKE, WE FEEL LIKE
WE'RE FRIENDS WITH GWEN. AND THAT'S FUN. AND THEN, YOU KNOW, WE'RE-- OH, WE WERE WATCHING THIS-- WE STARTED WATCHING THIS SHOW
CALLED "UTOPIA." - I TRIED TO WATCH THAT. - I THINK
WE WERE THE ONLY ONES IN AMERICA THAT WERE WATCHING IT, AND-- 'CAUSE I WOULD, LIKE,
TRY TO ENGAGE FRIENDS. LIKE,
"OH, DID YOU SEE 'UTOPIA'?" AND THEY WERE LIKE,
"NO, WE DIDN'T. THAT'S NOT--THAT'S NOT
ONE OF THE COOL SHOWS." SO IT GOT CANCELED.
- RIGHT. [laughter] - AND THEN--AND THAT WAS, LIKE,
THE FIRST SHOW THAT I REALLY LOVED TO WATCH
THAT GOT CANCELED. IT WAS LIKE--REMEMBER WHEN BECKY
DISAPPEARED FROM "ROSEANNE"? IT WAS LIKE THAT. - OH, YEAH.
[laughter] - SHE WAS JUST GONE. - IT'S NOT--
IT'S NOT THAT BAD. YOU NEED PRIVACY. YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO BE ABLE TO WALK YOUR BABY. SO LOOK AT THIS.
WATCH THIS. ALL RIGHT.
- WHAT? - YOU BRING THE BABY OUT. THE BABY'S COMFORTABLE. AND THEN IT'S... [laughter]
PAPARAZZI-FREE. - I NEED ONE OF THOSE FOR ME. - I KNOW. ALL OF YOU. HOW GREAT--AND IT'S
A REALLY GOOD STROLLER TOO. - THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. [cheers and applause]
THANK YOU SO MUCH. - YOU'RE WELCOME.
