Armie Hammer Tells The Story Of His 2011 Arrest | CONAN on TBS

you recently did something that I thought was pretty cool you posted a mug shot that was this is a real mug shot taking of you what year is this uh probably around 2011-2012 okay let's take a look this is your mug shot that you posted good-looking mug shot the very man that weird collar yeah yeah yeah by the way that was also 5:00 in the morning right I had no idea my collar was popped they kind of put these clothes on me you go and you stand there and you do this thing but uh yeah I didn't realize they dress you as well when you get a mug shot yeah yeah that's fantastic I had my stylist call ahead he's gonna get arrested he's gotta look good all right you got to tell people what did you do that got you arrested I was on a road trip with my buddy Ashton who's actually backstage and my wife founded a bakery in Texas we're in Dallas and San Antonio bird bakery in case anybody's ever said yep and and we had like basically we got married we had a bunch of left over from our wedding like table decorations all this so I was like I'll Drive him out to the bakery we'll have him there to open the bakery and we're driving through West Texas and we're driving we're driving we're driving and then we turned this corner and there's just bright lights everywhere and there's a massive sign that says canine on duty all vehicles will be inspected and I knew at that moment that I was so you just had stuff from the wedding what's the big deal right well I guess I can say this now I did not just have stuff from the wedding so so we pull up to the thing and the guys like where are you going because we're in a u-haul which is I guess already very suspicious and and then we're like oh we're driving to Texas he's like you're in Texas I was like right right because I was nervous yeah sure sure sure and he's like where you going I was like San Antonio and he's like what's in the back I go decorations for tables and chairs and stuff like that and he goes all right you guys you know why don't you just go and he looks over like this and just then officer with a dog walks out of like one of the doors and he goes actually hold on one second and we knew we were that close to getting away with it and then the dog comes walking up and I mean he's a sweet dog I have nothing against the dog he's really just doing his job but he comes walking up to the u-haul and he smells it for half a second and he sits down and just puts his little cute paw right on our car and that was the kiss of death for us what did you guys have we said like weed I mean no it's just we was just wheat it's legal now so yeah now I'll say it was right we what if it was weed and doggie treats right that would have probably kept me it was Jim was jail okay did you spend the night in jail I mean the inmates were great the guards were real but the guys in there were great what were they do make any friends yeah I did I made I made some lifelong friends no it was it was it was a bunch of guys and you know I get in there and it's it's late and and I kind of get in bed and I wake up next morning and some guy kind of like shakes me and I I've seen enough jail TV shows and I was like I know how to handle this situation so I roll over and I go what yeah and the guy goes easy I'm this food here and I go oh all right thank you thank you thank you yeah and we're sitting down and we're eating and one of the guys looks I mean he goes you're that guy no no no no no I'm not and he goes yeah you're the guy and I go no no I'm definitely not the guy goes yeah you're the Facebook dude yeah and then one of our sail mates named Baca I hope you don't mind me saying this vaca but he goes his Facebook was not yeah but yeah one guy was like you're Halle Berry yeah I got offered I got offered a tattoo and I got offered a Swede I got offered all kinds of fun stuff a Swede yeah apparently one of the guys shelved which is the jail term he shelved a bunch of weed into jail which means he shelved it honestly Conan I don't know why you needed a Swede explained to you right needless to say I did not smoke a Swede in jail yeah yeah okay they did I did not this is primarily a children's show so I think commercial break right now much more with armie hammer after this big around you

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Length: 4min 31sec (271 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 28 2018