Another compilation of Jason Sudeikis slowly losing his patience on SNL

look sorry what's that sorry i should have turned it's my phone oh oh man what is it me are they staring at you it's you okay but this one's trying to kiss you [Music] [Applause] driving while arguing with the dps turn left all right you don't know what you're talking about turn left now hey what about that cloud what do you think that looks like a cotton ball anything else a cotton ball made of clouds it's a little worse you want to try again two clouds okay we'll stop there driving while trying to find a cell phone you drop where the hell is it i think it's inside the dashboard how the hell did that happen no no but when they built dinosaurs they didn't use clouds am i unpunked or something i mean can you picture it me hoofing it in these galoshes like yesterday's [ __ ] um hey riley you know i i'm not sure how you talk in your family buddy but we kind of don't use that language in this house also i'm getting some strong vibrations someone was killed here in the last hour no one no one here was killed okay sorry sir you're done okay thank you very much that's right i refuse to wear those gym shorts they make my ass like a couple of ice cream cones pushed together and i mean vanilla [ __ ] [Laughter] riley are you not hearing me driving while having a sarcastic conversation with the car in front of you no no no don't use your turn signal after you your highness after which is japanese for japanese none of you are japanese okay uh also you're you're riding a fine line between homage and racism yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay okay we gotta we should open up this store jim uh you're obviously fired okay oh wow why are you positive about this yeah absolutely yeah you have no uh reservations ah again i am so sorry it's not even no it's time it's all right yeah it's time to go well tell me this am i eligible for unemployment or is that just for you know who okay okay come on let's go let's go come on come on what the hell okay now what was that hey how am i how am i supposed to take a midnight jet ski if there's no lighthouse i don't want to put that up there okay you're hurting the sun's eyes put that there there you go no no no no no no no go play around the water a little bit there you go soft swing means you can stay with your partner if you want or you can swing around it's your choice one thing though no condoms okay all right okay thank you we appreciate that okay all right we gotta get off this ride what's the matter what these robots are flirting with you that's what's the matter silly come [Music] give all credit to the one who started this all sensei marge no no no don't you dare put this on me no but put yours on when we show up in these tomorrow everyone's gonna crap wait you sold your 10 speed that was 600 well riley said we had to wow them he said you wouldn't get it [ __ ] hey hey did he teach you that hey what about that cloud looks like a sun well that is the sun what about those clouds what do those clouds look like uh those ones flying that's those are birds yeah in that tree kelly i'm gonna go [Laughter] okay i don't know who you are but we're done with the speeches no what are you excuse me i'm reg well now they're just showing off wow they're really good but they're hot dogging it don't fall for this oh my gosh take time to read to a child read to achieve what the hell is this that's a book our japanese ancestors would be so very proud the shinto gods are surely smiling upon us as they deal with our ancient japanese ancestors no none of you have japanese ancestors okay now look if i let go of this metal ball would all happen it'll fall in love go to hell josh can i do your that come on get out there come on now edward you knock it off i've been looking for a kid a japanese girlfriend do you have any tips yeah i'd start with a shower does she have the part no what if she were to put a jelly bean on a chair sit down and when she stands back up the jellybean is gone get out what if it's a plum goodbye can you do me a favor will you do me a favor will you please point to the planet earth on this model nope no no no no no that's the sun josh that's no no no no don't we're not talking about remember no no stop ancient japanese culture travelers would bow to sure that they had no weapons in their hair no no that's wrong that's not true no hey you know that saying that saying any publicity is good publicity who said that seriously who said that i want his name and his address because he's a liar and point to planet earth no that's not it that's not it no did you not just see josh okay you know what doesn't matter so what do you do what [Applause] but now they're shooting arrows at me it's just a cupid reference i don't like it come on go go scram get out of here weirdo papa you just stop it your sister brings home a nice boy and you act like a horse's ass you know what these are they're planets yeah okay okay you know what i love your enthusiasm but you guys can't just you know clap for everything okay it'll take forever okay all right so please don't do that sample barns i am with the top hat warehouse agency uh i will show the backs of my legs uh my pushed together butt uh the front of my wiener uh i will wear diapers uh i will not work with children although i will dance with them uh i may juggle uh i will show my wife's vagina i am a distant cousin i am here to celebrate this old dying couple this right here is the planet hollywood no no no no no josh it's right next to the sun it's very hot what what planet um phoenix no no that that that's a city in arizona oh tempe no just no forget it okay look we're just gonna move on okay are you guys okay are they okay yeah we okay you're okay emotionally okay all right it is an honor to be here or as they say in japan no no no one says that none of those are words son you know i love you i'm messing with you papa i got you so good you got serious i love you he never hugs me mikey see if i can get you some vouchers for some free funnel cakes wait wait no doug dog tank is with you honey stop it what are you so scared of i'm not scared i've been ah gravity is what make no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no stop missing i know it does move i know i know i bought this stop don't do it okay and gravity makes what our planets orbit stop okay stop it okay they orbit around the sun because we get off all right okay fine hey don't let them know hey don't let them touch you they're harmless what are you talking about harmless no don't let it put a ring on you what are you doing yes that's a veil it's part of the rhyme oh come on you're marrying a robot i found a finger in my salad okay everybody up okay we're out of here i'm sorry ma'am about that okay here we go come on come on i think she does one the blue one with you know the no no stop stop stop sorry no no no i'm sorry you don't you don't have to apologize just don't do it anymore okay it's the eye of the tiger the wandering eye of a jerk oh hey there hi tim fincham suicide watch swing low hey come on come on come on come on sensei is japanese for one who has been guided by the spirits of many ages no no no no it's not no it just means teacher that's all no josh i i didn't ask you what is the matter i asked what is matter uh black lives no never no [Laughter] i am loath to say his name so i will say it backwards amabo karab hussein amabo on an unrelated note for anyone headed to the men's room give it five i found a sleeping bobcat at the foot of my bed and put my panties on it so it wouldn't feel weird but then my mommy came running in with a cookie in her hand but it wasn't for me and it wasn't for the bobcat and it wasn't for her she was running with a cookie and i don't know why but then the bobcat woke up and it scratched me real bad while i'm still more my panties matter is any substance that takes up space like the boss no just stop stop don't stop stop stop playing with just ignore the balls okay what the hell [Music] honey i think they're taking me with them what do you mean taking you with them like call me [Music] sweetie bye bye my sister said you should never ignore the ball no my sister said the guy likes no stop it i am the most interesting one what the hell what in the hell is this are you kidding me is this really happening get out of your dad about him doing a beer what is this one of your prostitutes you get out of here lolin's more of a lady than you'll ever get your hands on and don't you ever come back what are you what now what am i supposed to oh oh great now what am i supposed to do tres ecky's yes i could get sued for this you son of a [ __ ] if i drop this if i drop this heavy metal ball it'll drop it like it's hot guys come on if i let the go of this it'll smash that subscribe button 30 years old son you are 30 years old you should be proud of me i'm an entrepreneur or unsurprising entrepreneur like how you manage those rappers those are my friends they stole from you who is in charge of you two who's in charge of these two kids you too come here get out here come here right here go let's go let's go who are you who are you i'm i'm i'm josh's fault josh's father okay well guess what sir you have done a horrible job okay shame on you shame on you you hear me where are you lady i'm loney's mom lisa loney i've been calling her lonnie the whole damn time loney you didn't speak up for yourself your name's loney okay well lysa you failed as a mother in every way with this child i have no income get out of my house get out of my basement one swim meet you couldn't come to just one of my swim beats swimming he didn't even make the team you [ __ ] you swam two lamps and then you puked like a dog i have to drain the pool i'm telling mom oh well good luck figuring out who the she is [Applause] this thing's like don't knock it from the camera you jackasses that [Applause] get out of here

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Length: 13min 53sec (833 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 25 2021