- These hieroglyphics are amazing! Thousands of years ago, there was a battle called
the Millennial Games. And they used all the
same monsters that we do with our Food Monsters cards to play it! - Then that means, wait,
what does that mean? - It means we should buy more cards! (grunts) - That's not even how you
play the game, Orange! And you already spent all
your money on trading cards. How are you gonna buy more? - I'll just sell these! - That must be the Millennial Puzzle! Legend says it was shattered
into a dozen pieces, and only the Chosen One can put it back-- - Done!
(loud hum) (crackling)
(rumbling) - Orange, what did you do?! (loud hum) - Thieves? In my tomb? Good luck robbing me from the Shady Realm! (screaming) After 5,000 years, the
Millennial Games shall return. I'll finally conquer Egypt. And then, the world! - Hey, who turned out the lights? (high-pitched hum) Yu-Gi-Oh! - Orange! (loud hum) You're casting a lot of shade, Broccura, and that's not cool. Get your deck ready,
'cause it's time to duel! - I should have known you'd stay close to your puzzle, Pharaoh. Prepare for your ultimate demise, for the loser will spend
eternity in the Shady Realm! I'll start off by summoning Neo, the Trending Swordsman in attack position. - What's the top hashtag today? - Then I'll put two cards face down. Your move, Pharaoh. - Your Swordsman is strong. But his inability to pay
attention will be his downfall as I bring my best friend to
the field: Bae-ver Warrior! - Ha-ha, you fool! My Swordsman's attack power far surpasses that of your warrior. - Don't underestimate my Bae, Broccura, because right now I can't even! By placing one card face
down and playing this one, I've activated it's special effect. When I have an odd number
of cards in my hand, I can double my Bae's attack points. (buzzing) Now, Bae, take him out! (high-pitched hum) - Top five reasons today sucked. Number three will shock you! (loud rumble)
(groans) - Impressive move, but you've
activated my trap card. Plot Hole! Plot Holes let me do something
that doesn't make any sense, but keeps the plot moving forward, so I negate your Bae's power up, meaning our fight plays
out more like this. (rumbling) (groans)
(high-pitched buzz) (loud boom)
(rumbling) - My Bae! - My move. I summon the HashtagBlessed
Elf in attack mode. Together, both my monsters will attack and take you out of the game! - Not so fast! I activate Selfie Force! My front-facing camera reflects your attack right back at your monsters! (loud boom)
(rumbling) (laughs) (groans) - Seems after all these centuries, you still haven't lost your touch. I end my turn. - I am defenseless no more, for I summon Smelt-it
Guardian to protect me! - Why is it the Smelt-it-- (loud fart) - Because he dealt it, Broccura! And from the gassy shadows,
attack his life points directly! - Not so fast! I play my trap card, Face Swap! For one turn, we switch places. Meaning your attack
comes right back at you! (buzzing) (loud burp) - No, Guardian, no! - You'll lose before your next turn. But don't worry, Pharaoh, you'll have plenty of time to
get turnt in the Shady Realm. - That may be, Broccura. But on the other hand, can you say knife?! - What the blazes? - I play Knives of Revealing Light! It forbids you from attacking
on your next two turns. Your move. - My field is wide open for attack, so I'll boost my defenses with Dangit Daniel in defense mode! - That dam's rocking it
with those white Vans, but none of my cards are strong
enough to break through it. My first turn is wasted. I place a card face down in defense mode. Your move! - Prepare for oblivion, Pharaoh, for I sacrifice my Dangit Daniel to bring a more powerful
monster to the field. Gaia, the Fleek Knight! My Fleek Knight is forbidden
from attacking for now, but on my next turn,
he'll begin his assault. And not a single monster on the Pharaoh's side stands a chance. My victory is assured! - [Yu-Gi-Orange Voiceover]
None of my monster cards are strong enough to defeat
that handsome knight. This YOLO card would destroy his monster, but it destroys my side of the field too. Hmm. Perhaps I could use my Reverse Slay card to bring a monster back to defend me, but Broccura's cards are on point! I'll have to trust in the heart of my deck and draw the right card! - By all means, Pharaoh. This turn will begin your undoing! (laughs) - Your the one who's
about to become undone! I sacrifice my two monsters to
summon my ultimate creature. The Dank Magician! - What the devil? His magician is more
powerful than my knight! - Then I play YOLO, destroying
all monsters on the field. (high-pitched buzzing) - I don't understand! You summon your most lit
beast only to destroy it? - Everyone only lives once. Even you, Broccura. But you'll find my magician
can break that rule when I play Reverse Slay, undoing his untimely demise and bringing him back to the field! - But that means-- - That you haven't a single
monster to protect you. Dank Magician, attack! (loud buzzing) (screaming) And now, Broccura, I forever
banish you to the Shady Realm! - No! (loud boom) (screaming) - Fam! Your souls are back safe and sound. My job here is done. - Fam? (high-pitched hum) So did we know that guy? - Never seen him before in my life. - Um. What just happened? - No idea, dude. No idea. So you still taking that puzzle with you? - Yuck, I hate puzzles! (loud crash)
- Not cool, dude! Guess I should have played my
cards a little differently. - Ghost! (screaming) (upbeat guitar music)
