andersonjph Streams with Chat - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (part 6 of 9)

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for the first couple of days when we start a new game is when i announced it on twitter and then i stopped doing it [Music] what's your next novel the ultimate chadworth phoenix gay fan fiction coming out implying that i haven't already written something like that [Music] no i don't think i could write someone like that [Music] you count is turn generators fan art or family museum um i think this should probably be fan memes but if there's only a few of them they can stay in the museum if if this is suddenly going to be a flood of them then i think that they don't need to go in there uh they should go in to share my stuff i guess or dragons then instead uh it's it's a difficult line to walk on whether or not uh something that's considered um like a fan art or fan meme and usually it's to do with uh effort more than artistic ability i think [Music] there was a problem in the danganronpa streams that we certainly got like so many fan memes it was taking up too much time uh so if it gets like that again we can't show them all [Music] so if you talked about this before you ever considered organizing or having organized but just community members on your behalf of game jam eventually fans are spying does i would love to host the game jam uh but i would like to do some research in it and um and uh take uh and do it properly um i can't give any details but i've actually uh uh participated in a game jam um and they're really fun so i think i would like to uh to host some point but i'm already doing way too much as it is um way way way way way too much as it is so i think that uh you know i'm barely holding on to what i what i'm currently doing like the witcher 2 video still doesn't have subtitles you know because i have to go back and fix it and part of that is because i already did it and then i have to go and [ __ ] like redo the whole thing and i just like just [ __ ] it i don't want to do it right now like it just so it's there's nothing worse than doing work that you've already done i hope that makes sense i hope people are like yeah i get it like just just oh my god doing work that you've already done it's just the worst thing so um i yeah i feel like i uh i'm already doing too much this way things are behind schedule it's the thing that i run late on things but you know i'm in the entertainment business and that's okay i think i think pushing yourself harder like that when you're making stuff uh ends up in the long run with much more stuff so it's good but it's a it's a bit frustrating so i don't know when i could do a game jam will you play stream the new hitman games they're pretty good imo i'd like to try a hitman at some point on stream that would be fun let's see how it goes but if it's not a fun time i won't do them all now what i think of the moon was very good thank you assistant it was very funny i watched it already before it went on on the screen so uh you you don't get to see my blind reaction sorry have you heard about the new the big new celeste mod levels is apparently super good hmm models that sounds like it might be an interesting time chat seem to really like it yeah assistant do you really dislike maya just like this too song award i don't like her let's put it that way i am i am maya neutral i think that the game doesn't really benefit much from having her around but it also doesn't really it's not really a big detriment i think that she's fine but i would prefer to have someone far more interesting and more charismatic as um as the uh as the side character as a side piece favorite case so far probably the one that we just finished it had some big problems some really big problems but uh it was very entertaining and my my perspective on ace attorney at the moment is that it's not really about the mysteries and it's not even about really figuring out who done it it's just being entertaining that's my view on it at the moment so we'll see how it goes maybe that changes later but um if i look at it from that perspective um case four has been by far the most entertaining this chapter is like yeah here this is um almost as long as everything that we played in the game so far i was gonna say that we're on day six and i figured i thought that um ace attorney was going to take longer than that uh but now oh okay so yeah at the end of stream yesterday i said two things i said that we are uh i'm opening mod applications and i got um several mod applications on on discord um but also there was some talking dragons then that my dms are closed on discord and that just isn't true so if you if you can't dm me on discord i i don't know why like my dms are not closed so i i don't understand why that would happen um people i didn't i didn't block i have no one blocked on discord i have no one blocked on twitter i don't block people i just don't do that wait do i have anyone blocked on on the score maybe i do have like one or two people locked on discord but like that would be from a long time no maybe i don't hold on let me see how do i see my block list the user settings [Music] i don't even have kev blocked the privacy and safety [Music] server privacy defaults allow their correct messages from server members yep that's it that's on yeah so if you're on the server you should be able to dm me i don't understand why you can't do do do do do do do it's on it says right there i have no one blocked no one blocked you can't unblock wampus apparently i have oneplus blocked who is the discord mascot who knew discord had a mascot what the [ __ ] i have no one blocked so if you can't send me a dm on discord it's your fault get your [ __ ] together now if you can't then something something's [ __ ] just um [Music] uh just friend me i'll accept your friend request and then i guess you'll be able to dm me at that point after that i don't know but seriously my dms are not we're not blocked even my twitter dms are open i'm very accessible i mean i don't answer but but they're uh they're open i have like a hundred unanswered messages at the moment i'm so behind on it so behind everything you wanna know why you wanna know the real reason maybe i shouldn't say this but here's the real reason why i'm behind on my messages okay 100 the real reason um i have i have a few messages right now from devs from from like some i won't say which companies because um maybe they don't want to know that to be known but i have some messages from devsums from some fairly prominent companies like like um some really prominent companies and um and that makes me really uh uncomfortable it makes me really like uh i i don't know how to deal with that interaction and so i just look at it and i'm just kind of paralyzed by how do i answer this and so i just don't and and then that means because i'm not answering those messages again in my head i shouldn't answer any other messages and i just don't i just don't answer so it's that's that sort of thing um or that they're not what are they asking they're not asking for anything they're just like hey you know the same message and you know just some comments and i'm like well [ __ ] you know so todd howard dm me no not today no no todd howard doesn't dm anybody talk howard's too busy being a chad i would be very surprised if todd howard even knows about all the youtube videos and everything or he must know about this almost a broader map but um no one uh he hasn't watched himself all right so this is i can't get this set right in one second ah it's in the middle now good good good all right so this is by uh mac cam which is like mayhem but with a q instead of instead of a y wait is this a jojo reference ultimate voice manipulator data pawn joseph anderson will do va for your game can do jojo mon poke attorney really any of the pokemons are offensive accents yup waifus and husband disney doggos mice parrots self-degradation in every voice uh total intentional voice drift uh magic lolly titty wiggles crazy pickles cutely naive painter boy uh charmander char what all of the what that's what all the dudes don't want to hire joe for voice yeah they want to hire me for for va work yeah yeah um i can i can tell you that no one from uh from software has ever contacted me let's put it that way you can exclude from software from the list [Music] or at least if they did they didn't tell me they were from front software sometimes i get messages from some devs and they're like hey i work for i work for a a company that you've done a video on i can't tell you which one sorry but um you know i appreciate the video blah blah blah you know thank you for this uh macabre or mayhem hey hey fan how's it going oh you're both up here hey leo how's it going you having an hour time okay have a good nap i'm jealous you get to have a nap do you want to do the stream and i'll go have a nap instead yeah how's it going finn say hello huh oh yeah the the dragons do you like the blue dragons yeah say hello [Music] i like your super mario shirt see you later [Music] yeah thank you for telling a thousand people that all right cool you just told thousand people here's mario underwear all right i bet they're really jealous [Music] all right if i fit this the screen it's going to be too small so hold on let me let me uh shrink it down one more thing [Music] your honor von karma literally tased me and there's video evidence from security to prove it oh no anyway [Laughter] he's literally holding a taster in his hand what are you talking about [Music] [Music] uh amazing i love it who who made this this is from uh fib or phoebe thank you very much excellent excellent [Music] okay so uh zorgrox has posted something but i can't put it on the screen because it's a oh sorry i was positive but it was uh this zur store in hv on twitch that made it uh i can't put this on the screen because it's a webp file and it won't it won't let me oh hold on maybe let's see let's see maybe it will break oh it worked okay cool i just needed to to override obs settings for what it usually accepts all right i'm a hacker not attacking right i just hacked that was that was hacking right i'm a hacker now oh damn banned from twitch for hacking i'm a hacker joe do a voice [Music] [Music] wait why are they trying to i don't know what that is but it's funny is that a yaya in the background maya say say you dorito [Music] voice actor drift okay [Music] i really i really like chat face thank you uh is there story thank you vampire mickey is great [Music] joe how would you compare under undertale versus outer wilds which did you like more [Music] that's like comparing poutine to tim hortons man like i don't know probably undertale like in some ways outer wilds is is way more of a game and it's a lot more fun to play and it's a lot more engaging that way [Music] but undertale has a much more engaging concept to me and and it did many things that i've wanted games to do for a long time i don't know that that's a tough call i think right now i'd give it to undertale all right so let's get started uh of course i'm lying because we still have to say thank you to the subs uh there's one other thing i wanted to say too right um oh two more things okay so we're we're banning coffee pasta so what does that mean so banning copy passes like we're trying to add some more mods to the twitch force so if you want to be a part of twitch force uh you can message me with your application on discord is there a template no just wing it um like maybe you'll just like message me and be like yo i want to be a twitch mod i'll be like oh i recognize your name okay welcome to the scene and maybe you're gonna you're gonna like type a big [ __ ] like 10 paragraphs and i'm going to be like wow this is too this is too much of a tryhard no you're not a team like i don't know you know you know me fast and loose completely capricious so we'll see um yeah but like if if you do become a mod um uh like there's no real expectation like if you're around like and you see something bad going down then just intervene that's it you know like if if you miss like weeks of streams it's fine too like it's it's like it's not it's really you know business casual uh it's fine um but yeah we're banning copy pasta and copy pasta means that um you know he doesn't know he is not cogniferous is not copy pasta imo uh and if you make copy pasta uh it's not really the pasta part that's the problem it's it's the coffee and then the pasta uh if you make something and it's funny and you post it in uh in stream and it gets repeated a couple times that's fine but it's when it gets spamming that's the problem so really we're banning spamming you know we're not really banning the coffee pasta we're banning the spamming and the spamming the thing that's being spammed is mostly coffee pasta but i'm okay with with the um with the he is not cogniverse he doesn't know you know that that sort of thing um and i think coffee pasta can be very funny but like at the point that i've read it on stream and i've like acknowledged the copy pasta it needs to stop and if it's not funny like if it's just not i know humor is uh is objective um like if it's not funny then just you know stop it you know i mean like there i think it's just something we need to know where the line is and then we just don't do it anymore right so that's it what about unique mode for chat what do you mean unique mode oh i know unique mode um what's that board called that you can only you can never say the same thing twice uh that might work i don't know um r 9k that's it yeah uh maybe we can we can think about that uh the chat is growing sorry to have to like we're almost half hour into this and we've just done janitorial stuff uh when is it gonna get cursed that's what happens with the janitorial stuff right um like uh this the twitch chat kind of um culture is changing because there's just way more people here and i don't know if i want to do anything about that just because i don't think most of you are gonna stay like like if you do then like holy [ __ ] that's amazing you know like that's so many i i just feel like a lot of you are here just just race attorney or or for these voted games you know what i mean like if you do then cool but like i i think that this is mostly like when dang when we play danganronpa danganronpa we we were consistently hitting around a thousand viewers a stream i think or like close to a thousand way more than we usually had before danganronpa was about i think 400 to 500 per stream maybe even like that was considered a good stream and then with danganronpa it would be like around a thousand um and after that it after the danganronpa was done it dropped down again because all the danganronpa weaves left and like that's fine people like to drift from danger of playthroughs um and i kind of feel like that's going to happen again here if it doesn't okay cool but i don't want to make any big sweeping changes until i know that for sure and we'll find out soon because ace attorney like it's not going to be on for for much longer uh we'll be going to delta in the back days attorney and then we'll be playing yazooka so we'll find out when we play yuzuki zero um but maybe it'll be like a yazooka core that will show up i doubt it though we'll see anyway but like if we go into like sub-only mode i really don't want to do sub-only mode but maybe we'll do like some days with sub-only mode like i liked i like the stream culture of our old chat that we could actually have some of the discussions and i don't think it's that bad but i'm not really reading chat all that much because i don't wanna see spoilers for the game so it's it's like it's like we're at a really awkward place right now where there's a sudden influx of of a large amount of people we're playing a game that i can't even reach out for because of you know the way it is we just came off outer wilds when a lot of people first came to the screen with a stream without our wilds and like didn't get acclimated to how we interact because i wasn't even chat for those streams um so so i don't know we'll see but yeah i am aware of the issue and uh we'll see if we can we can do some fixing on it and last but not least uh uh we're gonna take away some emotes so nadja messaged me yesterday on discord i have an analogy yet sorry nadja um i got so many uh so many mentions yesterday on in dragon's den uh that what the least viewed emotes are i think we're gonna we're gonna clip out um three or four we're gonna we're gonna take away three or four emotes and by then i think we'll have another email slot unlocked so we'll be adding six new emotes so i'll probably just pick a couple from from this one and then i'll talk to some of the artists and commission some some new ones based on some of the stuff that i like if you have a really good suggestion then please send it to me on on discord and yeah we'll see and we'll see how the emails go because i want to to rotate emotes out much more regularly than we're doing and to see what sticks you know like i thought trashcan would get some use but it doesn't like trashcan has to go unfortunately trashcan's going in the trash um i thought the plot hole one would get more use and it kind of does but um it's not it's not used that much as i thought um meanwhile the pickle somehow is here to stay and uh the power is i think the most popular one of them all right so yeah we'll see anyway [Music] i think the core of a good emo is that the the has to be one of two things preferably both it has to have an expression that is used very very often in chat which is why i thought plot hole would be good because there's so many plot holes but apparently there aren't that many plot holes that we've seen games it's quite rare um it needs to be an expression that that people in chat want to use often or it is our own version of an emote that people use all over twitch you know that sort of thing or it has to be iconic so like iconic to the stream culture that it never goes away so like we really like honestly should have a useless emote and we should also have a um like a leon emote you know but i don't know how to do those like it's leon but like um yeah we we should have something to do with with useless and um maybe leon wouldn't it wouldn't get yeah but but like pickle negito is a really cool expression it's so like ah look at me i just said something completely off the wall and stupid um and also it's a pickle with hair on it and it's the funniest [ __ ] thing i've ever seen in my life um so yeah it's it's cool anyway let me say thank you and then we'll get into the game and apologies for this going on for so long but like you know me i like i like to waffle that's why i named all my characters waffles thank you ralph skew for the new sub thank you very much welcome thank you tell 69 for the eleven three sub i think in addition to twenty thousand mono coins a yaya supporters should also have to give up drinking from the kum chalice thank you for for bringing up the [ __ ] chalice again give give up give give it up okay thank you until 1269. uh thank you wellaxels9 for new sub welcome thank you very much shiny magikarp has described the first time too thinking about shiny magikarp cel joseph has suffered for something much solid stuff top while using this to say by reading his spit donation you admit that dark souls 2 is the best souls game oh damn in some parts sure turned around uh also from top lolly you can say that i was born to be a twitch channel mod i catch a glimpse of copy pasta the adrenaline starts pumping a whiff of drama snap into duty my streamer calls for a chat ban i erase that [ __ ] from the history books of this channel there is no command i won't code no timeout i won't give no twitch laws i won't overlook and no order i won't obey to make my streamer happy and if you become his problem well i'm sorry to say that i'll become yours wow trying to become a mod to defend against coffee pasta and using coffee pasta to make that point that's a that's a bold move top lolly let's see if it works out for you that is a that is a bold bold move huh and you know what i'm a little convinced i gotta say top lolly the meme choice for mod thank you locklace for the new sub thank you very much locklace thank you lia leon hart tent leon hard annie there we go leon heart annie sorry for these two as well welcome welcome thank you pumpkin swift 33. thank you very much again i don't have my contacts on today so i'm squinting to read the the list on the second monitor thank you pumpkin swift uh chip on yasu is is this a reference to something for the eight month three something coaches on yasuo uh is all ogre now for the 313 sub uh rygen used 10 000 bits holy [ __ ] just a small thanks that that's a small thanks just a small thanks for all the content i never get to catch you live but i'm always enjoying the vods and great job on the witcher vids well thank you so much ryan that that is that is not a small thing that is that is a huge things thank you so much holy [ __ ] are you still here you said you can't catch me live but you're enjoying the vods uh if you're still here i'm looking at chat right now thank you so much but if not if you watch the vod then hopefully you hear the thank you thank you so much that's really generous of you [Music] kind kinda at work [Music] kind of risky thank you so much thank you you made me a coffee yeah okay thank you so much for the coffee did you help [Music] oh you doing okay yeah see all the dragons yeah this is the stream everybody this is jim can you say this is the stream say this is the stream no you'll be shy what game are you playing right now on the switch what's your favorite game [Music] zelda what else are you playing what level of the minds are you on you're on level 10. good job good job all right let's see thank you for the coffee uh thank you thank you again right again uh cobra 505 has subscribed for the first time [Music] welcome cover 505. i thank you kilo11037 [Music] just sneaks up on me sometimes thank you kayla one one zero three seven uh typhoo one has uh subscribed for two months thank you uh jason kim has resubscribed for 32 months thinking about chasing him dark flash is using this to say [ __ ] top lolly as this tradition pk boredom or kill boredom i like pk boredom because it reminds me of earthbound uh p kill boredom has used 300 bits to say underrating your streams is so canadian well i'm i'm something of a canuck myself yes i consider myself canadian more than anything else even though i wasn't born here [Music] thank you rflm for the new sub welcome arafella rflm and last but not least tell 69 used 5 000 bits what do you mean i'm not the bit leader anymore jph pal uh thank you so much for the for the bits and uh and the sub earlier today tell 69 i'm i'm really uncomfortable when um when people um give so many bits and i try my best to handle it well but uh yeah um sorry for being uncomfortable thank you very much for the bits plea please don't start a bit war please losing his spaghetti yes losing spaghetti that's very generous to you tell us this time thank you so much [Music] uh bounty bob used 500 bits to say hey joe i recently got into your channel and your critique and professionalism really inspired me to try and push through some games i guess the earlier videos uh some games i was turned off at first but deserve a second chance it may not live up to your masterpiece on it but i'm willing to give um hell points another chance i think you should i think i'll i'm i'm trying to to play through search too in my own time slowly but um because i want to talk to shammy about it uh but after i'm done with search two i think i'm gonna i'm gonna play hill point as well because it was interesting i thought i thought it was decent that's what i played of it didn't didn't see much of it thank you monsieur bob what i think in case i thought was pretty good i enjoyed it it was entertaining uh some problems but uh i really liked some of the twists and turns that i like it when things come back later okay so we're 40 minutes in and we're finally starting so yeah so episode one the first turnabout okay so something i noticed yesterday and i forgot to say was that um this doesn't have turnabout so i don't know if there if this is an exception or what but this this isn't turnabout it's just rise from the ashes uh so we're gonna start from the beginning so we can watch watch the intro again uh i have i have um two questions first uh the first question is was was this made this is dlc right or it was something added to the ds release of the game was was this made before ace attorney two or was it was it made after aces 22 on the re-release for for is attorney one it was made after three oh damn okay so is it okay for me to play this now or should i play this after three or is this okay like that's kind of weird yeah it's okay okay and how much was it like when someone said it was dlc for some other release how much did they sell it for [Music] a hundred dollars it's not dlc it was just it was just an added thing i thought someone said it there was dlc for the wii version or something maybe they were talking nappies i don't know okay so let's go let's let's try it here we go oh [ __ ] sorry time to walk the puppies [Applause] oh a little loud some people say okay i'll turn down a little bit [Music] okay so it's looking pretty damning for uh for her [Music] it's been two months since my left the office two months with a single trial i've had offers but then i talk that is until the day that girl showed up i just can't work without maya february 22 10 02 am right in co law offices why do i come here to the office every day it's not like i want to work or anything becca there you are finally where have you been my sister's trial is tomorrow um who are you it doesn't matter who i am it only matters who you are the famous defense attorney mia faye all right then felix looks down and see some boobs oh uh you're not mia faye are you i'm sorry but miss mia is no longer works here yep that's the way to say it so you are the coffee boy a phoenix right a defense attorney right right wait you are the phoenix right the phoenix wright from the edgeworth murder case um yes that's correct it wasn't chadworth who was murdered though that's a relief then you're better than nobody so she's already got two things wrong that are fairly obvious so is that kind of a character trait for her i'm sorry i'm afraid i'm not taking uh cases right now but you are phoenix right right you undefeated defense attorney look i'm not accepting any new cases i'm sorry you'll have to try elsewhere please i'm out of time but please you have to help it's my sister maya could it be okay i'll hear you out joe loves judging me on face value no i'm i'm just trying to get a read on her character no i don't do that i don't do that like we'll find out quickly if i'm wrong i just want to see if i can read on character that's part of appreciating art what is this character all about what are their defining character traits they might be brought up in the themes of the game [ __ ] hell really thank you so much my name's emma emma skye i'm a scientific investigator scientific investigator all right looks like it's clean day again at the hotel across the way i hear they're planting a second branch outside the city egads the bell boy was staring right at me what's the bell boy's end game mia's plant charlie i've been taking care of him in maya's absence there's a poster to steal samurai on the wall my stuck it up here on the at that she left i didn't have the heart to take it down a lot of heart i do sometimes get strange looks from the clients though okay so she's already better than my imo but i'm still not sold on her mia's desk i sit here even less now that i've stopped taking cases i have to at least dust it off once in a while difficult looking legal books standing in a formidable row they mocked me i tried reading one and it made my head hurt when i closed it so it's on my hand and my foot hurt too okay so some of these are the same as last time right [Music] all right i'm a lawyer see this it's my attorney's badge ah well i've never seen a real one before i don't know anyone else think she kind of looks like a vampire you're the first one who's actually been interested in mine believe me it's composition is mostly silver the gold plating is leaking a bit she analyzes it scientifically there doesn't appear to be any corrosion due to sulfides i'll give you 50 for it sorry but it's not for sale or something else [Music] emma was it so you're a scientific investigator i've never seen emma spelt with only m before yes that's right there's something wrong kind of jumpy or maybe just young young i don't maybe she's kind of goofy i'll be 16 years old this year she's younger than maya god damn it man [Music] can the game give us a waifu like what the hell what kind of weeb game is this oh i see wait only 16 oh sorry i forgot the audience it okay i'm i'm set to be formally assigned to forensics in three more years my work is becoming quite well known at my age no less um so what exactly is your current position then well legally speaking i guess you'd call me an 11th grader just i don't know how to explain the wave of disgust that just like reverberated through my entire body at reading that just but i'm ready to do my job at my age great another future professional in training so what's this about a case you said the trials tomorrow my sister didn't do it she wouldn't stop someone with a knife she wouldn't she used a gun instead so it's a murder case i don't care if there's a witness who saw her do it she didn't do it i know she didn't do it it's a scientific fact oh we're gonna hear that a lot and there's a witness just talk to her you have to talk to her right i suppose i will i promised her i'd bring me a fae but that's interesting how would she know mia so you want to be a scientific investigator when you grow up then excuse me i'm not a child i'll have you know still it's good to have a goal albeit a very unusual one i believe investigation should be done scientifically don't you um yeah sure can't fault her for a lack of enthusiasm if this case is handled scientifically i'm sure my sister's name will be clear she has vials and [ __ ] is she gonna be able to do tests on the fly in the field that would be interesting your sister i've been doing research you know i'm developing a new scientific method of case investigate yeah okay here we go i'll show you when i'm done all right cool so are we gonna is the judge gonna go for like a [ __ ] 16 year old doing tests i'm looking forward to it i guess i should get down to the detention center and talk to her sister my sister asked for mia specifically this me fe person was a few years below her in school all right so so your sister is definitely not in high school then so they went to the same school huh she always told me to go to mia if i ever needed a defense attorney and well i need one um incidentally it's a doodly mia is a woman now that you mention it i guess it is more of a woman's name than a man's well it's nice of you to help your sister out like this you must be close well no actually when she gets like she is now i kind of hate her but but she's my only family oh that's interesting okay i'm intrigued your only family what about your parents was that in a car accident when i was little oh i'm sorry february 22 detention center visitors room hmm i wonder what's wrong with emma she got quite all of a sudden as soon as we arrived guard i thought i told you i didn't want visitors so sorry ma'am it's just your sister no excuses or did you not want to race this year uh i understood man what was that all about oh she's like cousinette hi alana funny i seem to remember specifically not to come here perhaps my memory is failing look i didn't want to come here either okay but your trials tomorrow and you still don't have a defense attorney i'll be the one in court tomorrow this has nothing to do with you emma isn't that right mr right all right la lana arrow pointing emma hey do you know me mia mentioned you i've heard quite a bit or i'm sorry what exactly is it that you do my name is lana atlanta sky [Music] i'm chief prosecutor for this district you're a prosecutor [Music] you look like a military person two sisters one a lawyer could this be a coincidence emma lana i mean they're just like huh like who is something wrong mr all right how are you doing guard the scar monitors visitors room he's frozen in fear of the frigid muslin i'm feeling a bit chilling myself i love all the jokes about how he never moves i'm a lawyer your badge looks new i polish it daily in a few years the gold plating will flake off then we'll see the real you oh nice nice nice well done i like that whatever happened to the innocence to innocent small talk give it three years then we'll see what you have become nice oh [ __ ] my headphone cord stuck under my wheels again right i fixed it [Music] there's something you should know from the start which is the suspect in this case has confessed to the crime huh wait the suspect i was trying to do christopher walken there and it just became vampire wait but the suspect this how many [ __ ] how many voices are just going to become a vampire me i did it well mr wright well why don't you begin by telling me exactly what happened the crime took place yes i can't it's all vampire yesterday february 21st at 5 15 pm that's quite specific it was the witnesses it was in the witnesses disposition the witness clearly saw me committing the crime uh my that was a bit of bad luck wasn't it the crime took place in the underground parking lot at the prosecutor's office the body was found in the trunk of my subordinate's car the prosec prosecutor's office huh and your subordinates car trunk classy i was arrested on the spot caught red-handed as it were well that's just great so who was the victim an investigator with the police department i suppose the correct term is detective a detective gumshoe death was due to a loss of blood he was stabbed once in the stomach by you death wasn't immediate but the wound was fatal ah dodging the question i see i wanted to repeat myself mr wright the victim was a detective you know what that means don't you uh oh what mr right what does it mean it means the judge won't [ __ ] around for this case well it means the police department will consider it a matter of pride to have me found guilty they will use any means of their disposal to do so this case gets woes and woes with everything i learn so you're the chief prosecutor that is correct i'm responsible for overseeing every trial handled by prosecutors in this district i make sure the prosecutors have what they need to do to do the job and manage every aspect those are my responsibilities in a nutshell that's an awfully large nutshell still i'm a little surprised i would think you'd recognize that there's chief frosting straight yeah i was just about to say that but i thought chat would jump on me huh in fact it seems impo you got hurt it seems impossible you wouldn't um lana what happened to your hand oh this i cut myself by accident when i stabbed him that is huh i'm not very good at being a criminal i suppose how am i supposed to defend this time to change the subject wait she was in the class ahead of me wasn't she okay [Music] um you were in school with me or correct a few years above her emma told you that too did she well why not i did drag him all the way here from his office although it seems he has very little in common with mia hey it was in law school i was in my third year and she was auditing the class she was different than the other students different she was strong she'd do anything to become a defense attorney anything and she had boobs that was probably why she was attracted to me excuse me intellectually attracted lana was top of her class in school of course we can't we can't have anything homosexual in this game it's not allowed no no i was i was the best there was oh i'm doing pretty good in school too by the way it sounds a bit different when emma says it well mr right this game's pretty [ __ ] horny huh it's pretty horny i'm really disappointed if if um phoenix or childworth ever gets a girlfriend excuse me as you can plainly see i was i was admitting my guilt i think it's safe to say there's no way you can take this case none but but lana why why are you doing this to me you never think of anyone but yourself [Music] i know you didn't do it lana i know so so how can you say you did if i lose you i'll be all alone i i hate you lana i don't know why that was ridiculous i don't know why mr right yes i believe our discussion here has ended the rest i leave to you um you mean you're requesting my services as your defense don't lose any sleep over it your client has confessed after all the case is over right i'll do what i can to get to the bottom of this okay so there's a lot of um repetition here from the previous case and i don't know if that's on purpose or not like it was written much later so maybe not at least i assume it's written much later maybe they wrote this uh right after but they just didn't have the time to finish it i don't know let's see lena has confessed to the crime yes but something doesn't fit it's that look in emma's eyes there's something else going on here and i'm going to find out what i'm sorry mr ray huh about what my sister she's not always like that you know i just never expected to be defending another prosecutor again she's changed a lot she used to be so gentle always smiling everybody liked her i see sorry but i'm having trouble imagining that what happened to her i don't know for certain myself i think maybe she well maybe not sounds like there's something there that defies a simple scientific explanation let's go check out this underground parking at the yeah i guess that's fine at the prosecutor's office shall we oh okay hopefully we run into chadwick while we're there ah phoenix i was just parking my absurdly large car i needed an absurdly large car because i need an absurdly large steering wheel i need an absurdly large steering wheel for my absurdly large jaguar hands what february 22 prosecutors office underground parking lot so this is the lot where it all happened looks like they're still investigating what's with your gamer glasses funny that my first visit to the prosecutor's office should be like this hey everyone keep up the good work hey hey what are you thinking well they are going to be my co-workers three years from now after all no harm in saying hello actually there is you know attorneys aren't supposed to examine crime scenes i'm trying to i'm trying to not stand out too much here see hey there you sp oh no no you no part partner no oh thank god thank god i thought it was going to be lotta all right so i need i need to focus on like a smooth very smooth cool cowboy voice i've been playing hunt showdown so i'm very in the in the mood for this okay here we go what do we have here looks like a bambina got loose from the ranch and it's up to no good folks gotta learn to keep them doggies tied down partner mr marshall oh he's cool marshall looks more like a sheriff to me look here bambina i know how you feel but this is my gang's goal track see strike this is our claim our territory with a mother load of evidence i'm a cowboy prosecutor if you're fixing a mess with what's ours you'll regret it partner you know what dreams this is the cacti out in the desert dream you want to what's this guy talking about you head along home now happy trails bambina also happy trials was that uh hombre a friend of yours um kind of sort of yeah he's a detective this is a just halloween city like every is there such a competition to stand out as a detective and a [ __ ] like lawyer that you have to like be themed i'm a themed lawyer like like what we've had vampire prosecutor you know um i'm not even going to say what i stopped for chat work you know like like the detective gumshoe is just a [ __ ] cliche on purpose now it seems like oh my god who thinks he's a sheriff from the wild west it seems all right who dropped their wallet what's this a wallet um excuse me officer wait what are you doing mr wright what am i doing i just found this wallet so i'm handing it over to the police i don't believe it this is real real basic anything in the crime scene is evidence let's be scientific about this please just put it in your pocket oh is that scientific sounds like that to me wallet hastily stuffed into the pocket the foldable wallet fan of the crime scene this needs to see something inside how is it still here wait oh hold on chat how long did the murder go how how long ago did the murder happen a week ago two days ago three like when did it happen yesterday really oh okay and they didn't find a wallet when they searched the crime scene why would we do that hombre we knew that it was her we have a confession and a witness no need to bother searching the area for clues i'm called to duty already at my tender age here i'll teach you the trick teach you the trick to examining evidence in detail okay by the way her eyes are sparkling i can tell she's been waiting for this okay okay now look at the court record yeah you have to be sure to examine evidence carefully on all sides now let's start examining from every angle i hate this i hate this [Music] oh look i think there might be a clue here you should check it out with a press of enter [Music] what kind of [ __ ] albino carmen san diego is that what the what the [ __ ] is this this this is an id card sergeant bruce goodman id five eight four two one eight nine he looks like the guy from uh brooklyn nine-nine who's friends with andy samberg who likes to eat the sandwiches what the [ __ ] is his name [ __ ] see well isn't scientific investigation useful i guess though i don't see what science has to do with it boil yeah boil yeah goodman's id added to the court record let's be sure to examine every piece of evidence we find i guess i've got to be on my toes from now on [Music] cha cha real smooth slides oh [ __ ] oh well they what is this this is weird they they store their cars in an elevator okay i don't go into a lot of parking lots so [ __ ] that i don't know what the [ __ ] going on over there look a door this must mean something i'm not sure that doors mean anything no it won't open a mysterious lock i failed to see what's mysterious about it mr right you need to learn to enjoy life more let's finish our investigation first shall we is she coming onto phoenix this is where the cars leave the lot the arrow on the ground makes it look more like the entrance what are you talking about it's playing an exit well maybe it's both kind of a dual purpose not touching it nope not touching it aha the theory of relativity what uh i've got to write this down uh hey hey mr wright maybe you know was mr relatively germ relativity german or was he british mr relativity are you sure that was his name carl sagan a ladder um that's a step ladder what's the difference in scientific terms please well if something step then you know scientific huh look at the basic nature of things mr wright this all seems so horribly familiar somehow step ladder i'm stuck here phone let's see if it works hey don't touch stuff we don't need to be touching i can't hear you i don't understand the step thing chat you know what i just we talked about this before i don't get it why is that a thing who who wants that why is it everywhere [Music] my ears know my ears maybe it's due to the barometric pressure what is she babbling about hey what did you okay i skipped that sorry see you can hear just fine the phone's broken the phone is broken okay this wall is in our way it's got a faucet for water wait i know this wall is merely a a cade hiding the truth this is no wall but a water tank i feel to see how it makes any difference either way she's right an oil drum looks like it's filled with water it's a water drum it's heavy i can't even budget the drum over here is on its side wait i know i'll hide in here and do a stakeout i think you'll probably just get arrested in fact you may not even have to hide in the drum to get arrested what i'm not suspicious damn phoenix about to whip out the handcuffs alright anything else the great is not important really this is not important well the time waste let's go home for clues i wonder what this is well partner looks like you got no intention of going home quietly oh he's back the sheriff like i said before this here is our claim you best been moseying along unless you're fixing to buy the bullet god scary could you just tell us one thing who owns that car well well the little philly's got a good nose on her you want to know who rides that red mustang with the body in her satellite please no problem partner about time for vittles anyway i like the word vittles get yourself to the wait don't we know his name get yourself to the saloon up on the 12th floor of the prospector's office i might just find you a so you like crevassa [Music] beer okay but it's spelt wrong it should be with a z or is it just the carveza [Music] crevesylac prospector's office where does this guy think he is and when for that matter let's self look up little saloon maybe we should check out room 1202 the high prosecutor's office in any case stay away from the car you can look around here all you like just keep your paws off our claim right great it's hot nude great maybe there's some clues around here mr wright let's check it out excuse me were you two all set who's this us well there they are what's this she couldn't be was that a rice ball on her hat you're selling lunches here this is a crime scene [Music] hello half and half was it oh we like you mika oh uh thanks and you sir yes some crunchy goodness coming at you uh thanks interesting way of doing business this area is off limits to anyone without clearance especially passersby or are you officers uh no but you you don't exactly look like the types have clearance sick someone say hold on that's a sick jelly donut on her hat all right good call back good job well done well that's hardly a way to greet someone even if my days is the cough up queen are over cough up huh you know i'm feeling kind of full maybe i'll pass on lunch oh look at this [Music] i don't know why i i love ovary overly elaborate packaging and [ __ ] like this i'm a sucker for that sort of stuff it's an interesting kind of indent there on that side i'm quite connected to this case you see the images are burned into my eyes you might say yes the all the sorted secrets secrets dear me you are slowing aren't you she kind of looks like lana a bit doesn't she different hair color the eyes maybe it's just the eyes i'm seeing i'm referring to the murder the stabbing of that detective what um maybe it's just the eye color a witness clearly saw me committing the crime you mean you're the witness my sister was talking about please cough up queen tell us what happened his name is angel starr oh people in chat that don't understand why i'm laughing oh you sweet summer children the name the name is angel star don't you go forgetting it a star and or before you know it i'll have you whimpering at my heels oh i like you angel yes ma'am she means it excuse me i am a lawyer [Music] a defense attorney must be able to fight how about you do you think you can win how about tackling lunchland's pickle supreme lunchbox i don't like pickles wow it's really crunchy a box of pickles kind of sad a sad lunch if you ask me [Music] about this card lunch land vendors only accept cash no cards especially not a car belong to someone else no no this isn't a credit card it's an id card it belongs to a detective and you're showing this to me the lunch lady why it's like showing a fine honeyed hand to a detective white always feel like i'm being mocked what is this i can [Music] block of hair or an octopus this is it's like it's jewelry right it's not actually with the art style i don't know what that is [Music] somehow i knew yesterday was a day of destiny i knew something was going to happen just like i know that the daily special on friday every week of sam destiny was yesterday special for some reason but you're the one who decides what the special is and if you knew yesterday was gonna be special then you're the one who caused it yeah your defense attorney right you should know then you should know the foul misdeeds of the evil ones who haunt the stand of inequity evil ones prosecutors they have no qualms at all about blackening the name of innocents and yesterday they paid homage to the most evil one of all they gave an award for king of prosecutors what a farce so she's saying there was some sort of prosecutor's convention yesterday it was almost compelled to lace their lunches with something foul do you have a personal grievance against prosecutors or something or is there some kind of scientific evidence of this i'm evil young miss mock me at your own risk you'll soon find out why they call me the cop oh my god [Laughter] my god the cough up queen all right there's something about this pose that kind of reminds me of lana and the other one's no but the song about this may just just maybe just how the hair is with the eyes but it doesn't really look that much like her but i don't know why when i saw this i was like huh okay it's probably just me seeing things ew there was heinous of all the evil ones the one they awarded yesterday it was in his car that they found the body proof that he devours the evilest lunches of all really really what i'm totally confused one thing's clear this lunch lady has a thing against prosecutors what you witness so what exactly was it that you witnessed miss star it was a fascinating spectacle to be sure i now feel i know what they say when they talk about a woman's wrath to see lana skye wield that knife so her knife flashing anger bringing him to a sad end it was truly a sight to see all right so either you didn't really see it you just saw it on some [ __ ] camera thing or you saw it on a photograph while you were looking through binoculars over a foggy [ __ ] parking lot or you are connected with someone because there's no way it can be lana because otherwise this will be over real [ __ ] soon um so like what's going on hmm okay you mean you saw the very moment of the crime the sound of his silvery ties to this world being cruelly cut still rings my ears and the rhythmic beat of lana skye's knife or he was already dead and she was trying to use the knife to help him it was like a resuscitating knife because it's anime the knife had like a had a taser charge on it and she was using it as a recombinator thing or whatever the [ __ ] it's called wait a second you know lana sky pump of course it was quite it's quite a feat becoming chief prosecutor how many lunch boxes of sin did she pack to make that journey i wonder [Music] she always travels light now why would this pre-lunch lady know the chief prosecutor's name um what um could we ask you a bit about yourself miss star i come here every day to sell lunches i import only the freshest and best from the far east all right for some reason the box lunches are a hit here why not make the lunches here rather than import them did you say something no no only true connoisseurs could the understand you can only tell someone who has tried generals general taos trilobite or trilobite trilobite or trillo bite i've never had to say that word before trilobite or trilobite lunch set uh never mind you win i don't even want to appreciate part of the trello bits trilobites flavor anyway i come here every day to sell lunches my boyfriend ah works in the security room here at the prosecutor's office your boyfriend see the security room over there the glass wall booth i saw my lunches and since i'm here anyway i drop in in to see him since you're here anyway i guess selling lunches is more important than romance yeah gotta go be a cough up queen while on the job so to scientifically analyze the data available so far you miss star are a lunch vendor with an ulterior motive for coming here useful analysis not i think it is pretty useful phoenix did you have a bad experience with a prosecutor with star i sense some hostility hostility huh perhaps prosecutors are all alike and the bigger they get the worse they smell kind of like ten day old clams in the chowdah i wonder if miss star was involved in some sort of legal trouble in the past that be a sure cause of food poisoning scientifically speaking of course i mean now you're talking now you're talking cough up queen i thought she was just a lunch vendor but now i'm not so sure what would happen if mia like possessed uh uh emma are we are we done i think we're done okay [Music] all right um we feel like there should be something else here [Music] this last time we went like this let's go up here joe she's 15 she's 16 and when you're possessed by a ghost it like it it does an average of your age so so mia was how old 30 so it'd be fine all right so nothing okay look a stylish glass walled room very nice you can see the whole parking lot from in there it says security perhaps it's a cafe huh cafe security yeah that must be it let's check it out later um i hate to break it to you but i think that's probably just a security guard office you know i scored 97 of my scientists the other day too bad they don't have a test for common sense oh snap well i went to the zoo the other day how do i go back over there i want to go back over there it won't let me go back over there why wouldn't let me go back over there like i know i know [ __ ] hombre told us that we can't do the car but why can't we inspect around the car [Music] oh god dammit february 22 high prosecutors office room 1202 all right that kind of looks like like what chad worth wears k okay that's steel samurai tea set from from the from the second case or something like nah that's probably just a tea set what the [ __ ] is that i feel like i should know what that is uh checker set this is kind of this is the kind of room that just screams i can do the job i'm gonna sneeze sorry quite a challenge from your office really sorry to change from your office really thanks look look there's a trophy or something here a trophy oh it's important what's what that shield it takes real nerve to display stuff like this whoever's office this is they must be a real stuck up jerk right you're never tired of crying it's other people's business do you that voice yeah [Music] long time no see chadworth huh mr chadworth you're alive i thought you were dead you know him from somewhere of course i'm his biggest fan you he's he's mine you stay the [ __ ] away from it chadwick she's only 16. that would be gross you can't do that cha chatworth chatworth and she has a vagina probably so like no you don't want that shower my sister introduced us once and right her sister is the chief prosecutor after all chat look at me chat showered look at me look at me she's temporary we're forever we're well well what brings you here i'll i'll warn you i've been known to be a real stuck-up jerk then no did i no it was just mr right here he hey don't blame me we're just here to investigate a murder case murder the body was found in this nasty bright red sports car in the parking lot it's my first ship okay i'm a little defensive all right it really is my what's this expression that would be my car what of it what your car i'll say one thing she certainly can scream [Music] once again i would like to remind people that me and the game are very in sync okay very very in sync all right so you're all [ __ ] joining me when i'm right like very insane mr chadworth has such a comfy sofa i know miss sofas like this we want to curl up and take a nap i bet he pours over his case files here until the wee hours of the morning getting all tired takes off his jacket rolls up his sleeve oh man goes to sleep using his his arms as a pillow i don't believe it she's actually daydreaming about child worth working i bet in the morning he has sofa hair and little creases in his cheek from the seams he's so cool sofa hair is cool when it's on chow worth yeah i've been wondering what the heck is this has a big k on it for king prosecutor mumbles mumbles of the prosecutors huh what's that it's the king of prosecutors trophy even though i was just on trial for murder they still gave it to me two months later i'm that much of a king king of prosecutors what a [ __ ] king it's a great honor they send that shield to the best prosecutor each year what so every single year for until now it has gone to von karma but now it's gone to me he has [ __ ] 30 of those [ __ ] things it weighs down his house so that k that's k stands for king yeah you got a problem with that i didn't design the thing king of prosecutors kind of like employee of the month only better king of prosecutors trophy added to the court record given to chadworth king of prosecutors king chad at the at the pd prosecutor's department on the day of the murder [Music] wow this jacket is even nicer than his usual ones this must be his lucky trial jacket lucky jacket right i've never seen him wear it i'm sure there's a story behind why it's in a frame maybe i'll be naughty and take a picture [Music] she's getting way too excited about this dude what an amazing bouquet just right for mr chadworth no kidding hey there's a card on it when does phoenix get a groupie back from the dead wendy wendy i've heard that name somewhere before and beside it a giant steel samurai wow i want one huh there's something written on the bottom of this foot between a rock and a hard place wendy wendy is she mr chadwick's fiance well that was creepy as [ __ ] um i don't think so wow so chadwick gets all fans from the past cases and we get jack [ __ ] what the hell man ooh cute what a pretty tea set i go more for the instant tea bags myself amazing the drawer below is filled with packets of tea leaves they're all sorted but by place of origin and flavor look at this royal blend what an exquisitely splendid concoction there's such a thing as taking a hobby too far nah although prose uh water video is pretty funny whoa these are all case files they're stacked up to the ceiling there's even a ladder oh i thought chadwick wasn't good with heights you just have someone get them for him strange why did i just picture detective gumshoe you must study these case reports so closely he's so cool he wouldn't say that if you saw him sweating bullets up on that ladder he never goes up and if there's a scheduled earthquake hey a chess board i'm not too up on my chest but it looks like blue's in a bit of a tight spot the red knights have surrounded the blue pawn huh well blue doesn't have a king so blue's [ __ ] dead those horses are mounted knights their swords have really sharp chads and check out that four pawn his head is kind of spiky kind of reminds me of you mr chadwick an avid chess player [Music] what's wrong mr right oh damn is he is he even role playing is this what he wants to do to phoenix chad's surrounded by a pawn with spiky hair nah that's nothing we're in a work desk is quite tidy as one might expect what a nice desk easy to use and easy on the eyes just like shadow worth it's polished so well that i can see my own reflection strange why did i just put your gumshoe maybe i'll take that name plaque as a souvenir don't he'll sue you okay is that it are we done whoa what a view it must be nice to have an office on the 12th floor i guess you would feel important incidentally were you to jump out of this window the time until impact with the ground would be got it approximately 3.23 seconds that's handy to know uh will it [Music] no headphone cord on on the wheels uh i'm a lawyer no no so this is what the back of the badge looks like bad shan and i always thought it had a safety pin each badge has a number carved into it that way you can tell which attorney it belongs to i mean you couldn't lend your badge to anyone no if you found out right away well that's still fine what's this say oh i can just move it with the mouse okay cool that's much better than using the keyboard [Music] say chad worth i was wondering about this mr right huh what are you sure you should be showing that to mr shadworth oh he'll take it for sure won't he so i know he won't i wish i could be on the same side as mr chatworth but then my sister will be found guilty if she sighs any deeper i'm gonna start getting depressed this [ __ ] sucks let's be chadwick instead so basically this says you were the best of the best last year huh you can take that foolish grin elsewhere right i lost a day of work to receive that travesty huh what was that i had to go to the police department there was oh police department to receive that broken shield the police department yes right next to the police station downtown you've been there haven't you where detective gumshoe works yeah um i was wondering something about your shield why is it broken what does it matter i've got more important things to worry about hmm would that make a sharp edge oh right he doesn't seem too concerned about his award for better or worse yesterday was a very busy day for the prosecutor's office where swamps and swan connor went down thanks a lot for doing that right maybe we should ask him more about yesterday i'm a lawyer i once dreamed of being a defense attorney a long time ago what you wanted to be a defense attorney mr tradworth yet my path is laid out clearly before me i have no time to reflect on what might have been i thought you would have switched over oh i can check all of them oh man this thing looks terrible [Music] hey check it out there's a metal plate here hmm looks like the names of the previous recipients are engraved on it wow one guy's just a bunch of times von karma i guess he must be a foreigner uh yeah that's probably it well where wherever he's from he must have been an amazing prosecutor i'd like to meet this mr von karma sometime when she says that his name does have a kind of ring to it we can't inspect the break [Music] how did i how did i move the thing all right so if i can hold to move click to sometimes move it but not always okay cool [Music] okay does the k also stand for killer did i present this already yeah yeah i did it [Music] so the body was found in your car go ahead say it right you think i did it don't you not all after you went through all the trouble to help me last year no less oh man like we we've really gained some uh um some some thou art dow points with this guy damn confidants going up with chow worth no no we don't think he did it i mean it was my sister who stabbed him wow you love chad worth that much uh wait no she didn't do that i mean wait so you're the chief prosecutor's little sister then yes sir emma skye it uh it's nice to meet you again that didn't sound forced at all ah now i remember you've really grown i'll admit it was a surprise for me too to think that my own car would become the scene of a murder more surprising still i'm being forced to prove my superior skills i can understand wait lana sky is the chief prosecutor the top prosecutor in the district she can't prosecute herself so i'll be the prosecutor at the trial tomorrow oh damn waffles and nusuke role play back on you mr chadworth to be honest it's a bit of a miracle i'm still here at all what do you mean rumors you've heard the rumors about me haven't you and yet still despite that i won the [ __ ] trophy miles shadworth it's hard to remember a time when there weren't rumors about this guy in his gigantic hand why is one hand bigger than the other they ask forging evidence arranging false testimony illegal searches you name it thanks to you my innocence was established thanks to you my innocence was established in the trial at the end of last year [Music] however there are some who say i'm the one responsible for the current incident what that's crazy huh some people need very little excuse to think ill of others it's a fact of life impossible to stop but some of them will even go so far as to present me with toys like this they think it's funny oh toys that bronze shield there's got to be a story behind that one so he thinks it's an ironic award okay chief prosecutor skye yes we worked together on a case two years ago it was my first big case that's right i remember two years ago i wasn't even a lawyer yet since then i always felt that she was looking out for me it appears i was mistaken so if they're going to continue with the parallels of the story and everything that with the other thing then um she should die at some point during the story that would be hard to happen though but i guess we'll see the cough up queen [ __ ] hell mistaken why i mean i know she's not the warmest person but i'm sure she felt some responsibility for you then why why did she stab someone in the trunk of my car not only that she stabbed him with my knife you waited this long wait why do you have a knife why is it why does it match your [ __ ] clothes what mr chow with your knife with some murder weapon i must always be stylish waffles you could learn a thing or two to be specific it was the knife i keep in the toolbox in the trunk of my car in case i ever need a knife the murder weapon usually child wars toolbox trace of victims blood no prince um chadworth what are you sure you didn't do it can we ever play an anime game where the lead character isn't a goddamn [ __ ] please like was was waffles waffles was silent so waffles wasn't really a [ __ ] but god damn it come on can't he take a joke yeah sure you have a strange sense of humor mr right sure it was a joke could you tell me more about yesterday the day of the murder yesterday was the annual cleaning day at the prosecutor's office cleaning day working with the police department we sort of file all evidence for solved cases we call it evidence transferal that's important wiping your hands of little cases in other words oh and another thing a ceremony was held at the police department there's an annual review and awards for outstanding police officers and prosecutors and that's when you got the shield i was at the police department yesterday afternoon i got back here at 5 12. that's very precise people like myself and mr showers pride ourselves on our precision mr right no i place little faith in my memory the only thing i trust is solid evidence my my dream is to be a a real live streamer constantly streaming everything that i ever do everything i do is evidence forever recorder parking and the prosecutor's office entered lot at 5 12 p.m but what if the clocks are wrong updated parking ticket this is the parking stub from the underground lot the murders are placed around 5 15. so the murder happened right after you got back what right i'd appreciate it if you direct that suspicious glare elsewhere [Music] um excuse me but is mr chadworth uh anywhere on the premises i'm chadworth what is it i'm here sir at the request of the chief sir i've got your report sir report what did you find new evidence in the case against chief prosecutor skye i don't like the way this conversation is going at all uh sky sir no sir no name of that kind sir not in this report sir huh i think i just heard chadwick's lid mr tribe where it's lid isn't on very tight is it i made a clear request to the police department did i not i need to focus on the trial tomorrow so don't bring me anything unrelated sir but but sir i'm just following order sir they told me to bring this to you i wasn't aware of the particulars of you give me your name uh yes yes sir me can sir officer meeseeks right officer meekins take your report and leave he's very meek and good luck with that raise next month oh god damn one per but sir i didn't know he didn't know he was not cogniferous poor guy looks like he was absent on the day they gave our our brains and good luck that's a line right yes sir guy he caught me off guard as you can see i'm busy you may leave now let's do what he says mr wright the victim was a detective from the same department as that patrol manages now go down to the police department you can ask more there uh thanks he seems to finally calm down at least man why is why is he even so cold to us i thought we were gonna be you know bros or more after what happened you're still here alright anything to talk to you about no hey did you know about this this [ __ ] oh dude [Music] this must be the victim's blood right either that or childbirth cut himself peeling an apple what's chat worth doing with a knife like this anyway hey maybe he spends his weekends rough roughing it in the wild chadworth in the wild god i hope so i think my fruit peeling theory is more likely are you kidding i always put your hand as an outdoorsman now there's a scary thought okay so we don't have the knife right this is just a like we're looking at this through the case report like we don't actually have the knife it's abstract miles chadworth 1712. this is dated the day of the crime the murder took place three minutes after air jordan chadwick parked this car if only he was held up a couple extra red lights he wouldn't have been caught up in this whole affair perhaps it just goes to show you sure you never sorry excuse me it just goes to show you never know what will happen when you run a yellow light [Music] a van ran a red light um the other day while i was out and almost killed me that was fun if i hadn't stopped uh like i had the the crosswalk was lit and i could have crossed but if i hadn't stopped like like he would have plowed right through me man [Music] he ran that light so fast all right where are we going detention center we're said to go to police department um yeah let's just go there before the attention center february 22 police department entrance oh so that's what that is huh phew we're finally here before before you excuse me again sorry why would they put the police department so far away from the prosecutor's office beats me that took almost 30 minutes by taxi and traffic wasn't even that bad is that important the police department huh i've only ever been to the criminal affairs next door hold on what's that what kind of parappa the rapper [ __ ] is this i don't like this this is creepy disturbing why is it undulate like that oh wait i know this is the blue badger i remember the blue badger they're trying to make him the police mascot now mr right you sure know a lot about the police still he does seem familiar somehow forget the blue badger who's that next to him someone appears to be dancing with the blue badger uh oh he noticed me sure is running over here fast hey pal what are you doing here that's my line just have to come shoo specifically why were you dancing over there what um well i guess i'm in a bit of a pickle well at least he doesn't seem to be busy this is our chance to get information hey i'll have you know i'm a very busy man pal practicing my moves [Music] i was wondering about that what the dancing blue badger it's my masterpiece oh no you made this detective gum shoe the chief threw together some designs and i just did my thing pal nice work the battery it's battery powered so it can go anywhere if you put a knife in its hand while it rotates it has enough power to stab someone even though it's battery powered and made of [ __ ] cardboard i'm a really good engineer there's no switch so just dance dance dances until the batteries die poor blue badger faded to dance until he drops a work of art design but how is this important the chief detectives and created by the detective gumshoe blue badger panel added to the court record how is this important the usual wanted posters are hanging up on the bulletin board here do you know this face if you do don 911 you know mr wright i've always thought it was kind of funny i've never seen anyone who looked like the people sorry these posters they hardly even look human she has a point i always get excited when i come to a police station why is that it just feels like i've jumped into a movie huh you know with all the police and criminals well i don't know if this is all that exciting sure it is look at these two those two officers over there they're probably talking about the latest bust funny i thought they were talking about the weather look that patrolman is saluting the other guy he must be a detective and then i said hey you do that your suit will get cold buddy that's hilarious sir i laughed so hard i cried no soap radio i guess he wasn't saluting he was wiping tears from his eyes they make a good pair that's right do you know why patrol cars are painted black and white no idea why they're actually brown because well i think they're designed after a panda a panda not that i have a scientific proof it's just a theory um do you mind me asking how you came up with that theory well pandas and police both start with p it was when i was on a school trip i saw a patrol car and it came to me we had just been to the zoo see it was it was terrible they only had one animal it was it was a dog it was a shih tzu what about zebras or did they not have those at your zoo the banner here is announcing the crime fighting campaign my slogan i wonder if they'll be selling fingerprint sets i don't think it's that kind of campaign what family wouldn't want a set at home it's good for finding out who snuck into the cookie jar who still has a cookie jar i think most families can figure out figure that out without the extra help the detectives in there were pretty busy just imagine right now behind those doors of police drama in action somehow the thought fails to excite me okay so let's um okay let's look at this oh it we can't 3d that all right that's probably for the best hey gumshoe i'll give you one word of advice pal you'd better not agree to defend the suspect in this case why not huh well it's just that the chief prosecutor has confessed to the crime she says she summoned the detective to the prosecutor's office and she killed him but what if she what but what if she's not telling the truth yes well no come on pal there's plenty of evidence against her but what if the evidence was faked hey pal can i speak to you for a second huh me yeah this sister's crazy just stay away from her okay why is this little girl so peeved at me she's a relative of the suspect she's lana skye's sister whoa the chief prosecutor's little sister just please investigate this case carefully okay scientifically yes sir oh by the way you might want to keep your voices down you don't want to be overheard using words like faked and the blue badger might get angry you don't want the blue badger to get angry nick trust me you don't huh it's just it's a sense of issue with with us these days so what are you doing here detective gumshoe me oh well nothing really they kicked me out of criminal affairs is that the gumshoe what did you do this time what do you mean this time then what happened i know things are busy right now i mean with my sister's case and all it's true we've never had a chief prosecutor murder anyone before the best prosecutor sure and the second best prosecutor kind of but the chief prosecutor that's just crazy only the highest ranked people are being led into criminal affairs now the lowest ranking guy in there is our chief of detectives they're not letting any os rank and file detectives in at all none of you i know this is an important trial but isn't that a little odd sounds like a conspiracy to me led by the blue badger so anyway i thought i'd spend the day getting to getting the badger dance down pat real productive use your time um isn't there anything else you could be doing what if mia possessed the blue badger would it grow boobs oh god i just just accidentally just made some [ __ ] sonic the hedgehog [ __ ] rule 34 reference didn't i oh no [ __ ] all right let's move on the chief of police himself is directing this investigation pal and officer marshall was was assigned to the underground parking lot officer marshall now that i think about it emma did seem to know that marshall guy a patrolman is in charge of a crime scene it's unheard of pal all right what oh did i hit the wrong one detective here's my attorney's badge that was an accidental i'm a lawyer you show this to me every time we meet pal the real men show their release badge enough said i wish i had a badge even id card would be nice see my d cards i found the detective's card didn't i [Music] as a detective i had to keep my moshe on that one i know better than to go blabbing about on about things i don't know about i wouldn't want you to do that either good all right what do you think of this um detective gumshoe what are you telling me about this huh hey pal this is a detective's id card you can't just keep that you have to turn into the police it's people like you that get me into so much trouble all the time she must drop this card a lot huh let's see bruce goodman good man sounds familiar uh nah my mistake but didn't you work together with him in criminal affairs whoa now i remember bruce goodman he's the victim that's what i thought can you tell us more this is a gumshoe wow all right what was trophy did you make this for chad worth hey that's it that's the king of prosecutors award that mr chadworth got yesterday were you at the awards ceremony detective gumshoe of course pal i got an award for diligence myself something reward winner myself congratulations i was wondering why is the award a shield and why is it broken yeah shouldn't the shield be for a defense attorney should a prosecutor be like a knife or something oh there's a reason um i'll tell you what it is later apparently he's forgotten but i was proud of mr chadworth for winning that award even with all the naysayers in the prosecutor's office they say this must be because of the rumors shouldn't we have gotten award for taking down like the chief prosecutor don't all the defendants hate that guy found mr chadworth's car stabbed with mr chadwick's knife huh what would drive chief prosecutor sky to do such a thing wait i didn't mean i'm sure of course someone else really did it someone who must have um someone who must have had a grudge against mr chadworth the car and the knife do seem a little too well organized to be a coincidence poor mr chadworth what could have happened constantly being framed for murder even by himself we have to find out a little more about what's going on with chadworth [Music] okay so these two make the same thing all right [Music] so this id card belongs to the victim he was a detective like myself detective bruce goodman huh don't you think it's strange be good man i mean why would the victim's id card be lying on the ground where we found i smell burning [Music] someone's burning something outside [Music] well it's moncton well the depth of goodman should have been at the police department yesterday there was an evidence transferral for a case he handled two years ago evidence transferral mr travers mentioned that too but detective goodman was killed in the prosecutor's office well that's the thing it's hard to say this but the word is that chief prosecutor sky called him out there to the parking lot for a secret rendezvous and len is confessing as much he's in a tough spot again again merry christmas well it all started with the murderer that defense attorney had this is hilarious in hindsight that you know it was like merry christmas shot and then he jumps into the water or sorry merry christmas shoots a bullet waits at least 10 seconds maybe even a full three minutes fires again and then jumps into the water this is [ __ ] so stupid it's so dumb meanwhile trout worth is like oh mr chadwick was found innocent listen pal there have always been rumors about mr chadworth and phoenix wright forging evidence making deals with witnesses nothing outright but there were always whispered rumors ever since he was accused of murder no one's whispering they're practically shouting but but there's no evidence against him while mr chadworth has always had unusually strong ties to the department higher ups it's only natural that people would be suspicious i had no idea he was under the gun anyway this latest case has started a new rumor people say the only reason he took this case is because he's aiming for the chief prosecutor position himself what what but i know the truth pal nobody wants to be the one who has to prosecute the chief prosecutor mr chadworth is biting the bullet on this one he's doing this for all of us and that's all i know about that he's doing it for all of our sakes i'm not officially on the case you know thank you weren't you handling the cases after gumshoe we met the guy who is what's his name the guy in the parking lot that be officer marshall he was appointed directly by the chief of police officer marshall is he some kind of wild west sheriff or something no jake marshall's just a regular officer when you join the police force here nick you you have to take a scrap of paper out of a hat and that's the kind of theme detected that you are i got the classic gnar gumshoe one you know dick tracy type whereas he got to be a sheriff someone else is an astronaut there's another there's another guy that's a a desperado cowboy that fights with this cowboy there's another guy that's from the future it's really [ __ ] cool from west la for a moment there i wasn't sure look everyone's negito now look pal let me try to make things a little easier for you someone sherlock holmes show them this and they'll let you examine the crime scene maybe receive from detective gumshoe allows bear to investigate the crime scene detect the gumshoe letter introduction adds to the court record i'll be surprised if this gets us anywhere just act like you're supposed to just act like you're supposed to be there and nobody will look at you twice pal [Music] what's that something twenty dollars hey look here it looks like something's been crossed out maybe it was a letter or something to detect a gumshoe let's see annual bonus 20 um i think a couple zeros are missing no that sounds about right at least not that that's this case maybe i should rethink my career as an investigator oh man 20 bonus that's not even enough to buy lunch money for your kid in school [Music] we can't we can't look at this [Music] [Music] okay all right let's go back here and review no okay so so far i like i like um emma better than maya but she's really is a lot like maya she's just a might more serious and she's science instead of i'm a i'm a spirit medium but like they're very similar characters maybe that's on purpose [Music] february 22 prosecutors office underground parking lot looks like the investigation is still going i have to begin back to the shop sorry looks like i'll be stuck in this pit until the sun sleeps i'll see you in my dreams tonight then baby oh still here oh it wasn't her it wasn't him sorry my surprise looks did i mention i've got a boyfriend in criminal affairs too what happened to the security oh we're in security guard hey what's wrong bambina you're looking like a doggy that's lost its herd hombre jake jake marshall strange guy to put in charge of a crime scene if you want to take a closer look you have to deal with me first partner huh a duel at sunset the winner leaves the loser in the dust and takes all the blood law of the gunman note to self jurisdiction squabbles are settled by dueling i think one body promoter cases enough thanks yeah yeah sure sure yeah we'll see something i want to ask you the scene of the crime a cold grade for men who've lost their dreams and me i watch over them as they sleep dreaming of the desert's harsh judgment i think this is drifting just toward waffle's voice he's just gonna be waffle soon he's asleep well should we show this hopeless case something to catch his interest time for a siesta there's something i want to ask you the scene of the crime cold gray from men who've lost their dreams and me i watch over them as they sleep dreaming of the desert's harsh judgment he's asleep well should we show this hopeless case somebody has sketches interests okay uh this right we've shown this would you mind reading this for me what's this i'll warn you fan letters to me go right to this to the spittoon right in the splatoon sorry it's a letter of introduction from detective gumshoe may we investigate gumshoe ah that old cow dog you holding the birthday party or something huh look where it should say letter of introduction it says invitation ah i think he just misread it wait why am i getting all defensive here i am a defense attorney no worries this proves it's from detective gumshoe better than a blood test guess i better let you in then but thank you officer marshall oh that's right he's a patrolman not a detective which reminds me hey wait a sec isn't the crime scene supposed to be handled by a detective or fire well folks the clues are calling welcome to our gold strike be like the settler strike out for lands unknown manifest destiny let's have a hoot nanny dodging the question don't sell police investigations right settling land well mr wright what do you say that's not going to get old i say i won't be needing this anymore this is going to choose letter instruction crumple in this card whoa all right we we we can go in now right what do you mean hombre well you you just heard that letter introduction what letter of introduction [ __ ] all right what do you think about the knife all right com padre yeah all right compadre count to three what huh you gotta do that if you're going to draw evidence on someone that's what we do in texas ronnie never to visit texas damn this guy should have got goofy voice cha cha real smooth all right i've never seen is okay is this an elevator for car storage or is that just the next floor and there's just a gap like what is this i've never seen this before yes it's an elevator for car storage oh that's cool i like it i've never seen it before that's interesting is that a walkman or a phone or oh it's an old cell phone scientific analysis would suggest this belongs to the victim uh for most of people in the audience um before the iphone this is what cell phones look like i can't think of anyone else you could belong to should we check it out yep right let's check it out man what a boring strap what's wrong with it everyone know how does this one taste you know no here check out mine it's a pink pink princess strap these are hard to come by you know sure i see the series as popular as ever with the kids hmm this phone is still on the redial screen redial um straight most of them keep a record of all the calls you've made and received oh [ __ ] you just press the blue button to display the last number you called convenient isn't it oh no i'm surprised i need to go do a thing i'm surprised you didn't know about it sorry to disappoint you but even i know about things like redial huh okay i'm sorry it's just you never know with people from your generation whatever let's check this one out yeah phoenix is a boomer right he was 24 in 2004 2001 total boomer okay boomer it's 2016 in game what okay the the wikipedia page doesn't confirm that like on like wikipedia.org and i don't want to go on the game's wiki i'll take your word for it that's [ __ ] weird and they didn't think there were going to be any tech advancements why did they do that now to see who the owner the cell this this phone called last note to self a defense attorney doesn't think first he just pushes the button called ooh okay whose number it's going to be like oh my god i know that person beep or i have no idea who have you seen that uh i don't know it's from one of the justice league shows i think i've never watched any of them but it's like someone um mind control spider-man or something and he goes into the into the bathroom and he's like time to find out who spider-man's secret identity is and he takes off the mask and looks into the mirror and goes i have no idea who this is this is so [ __ ] great it was the flash i'm sorry yeah [Music] they're both red so this is the same to me hey that song i know that hey what's going on over there ah oh sorry i see you partner you press redial on their phone didn't you on was that a typo or did i misread it well yeah whose phone is this anyway it was on the ground over there whose is it that belongs to chief prosecutor skye and we just [ __ ] left it on the floor what it's my sister's and you've never seen him before she apparently dropped it when she was taken into custody right after the crime look the last call was made right when the murder occurred looks like she was fixing to call except she only spoke for a few seconds according to this who did she call ghost buster no idea sorry partner now i got a question for you partner i heard a phone ring just now one of those newfangled ring tunes oh that oh i'm sorry that was my phone oh she was trying to call us what your phone yeah it's kind of strange but someone called me right as you picked up the other phone a wrong number i was gonna joke that our phone was gonna ring i should have made it [ __ ] i hope you're not lying they shoot you for that in texas partner they do it's true i've been incited the wrath of the lone star patrolman cell phone added to the court record property atlanta sky last call made at 5 18 on the day of the murder okay is is phoenix playing dumb or [Music] what [Music] i hope he's playing don a block this area is reserved for prosecutors defense attorneys are relegated to b block i dream of the day when i would be able to park my car here i'll go over to b block to buy my hamburgers from you mr wright i'm not planning on giving up my job that soon why does everyone hate phoenix for phoenix is good b block is through there that's where the visitors or visitors park i can see that i can see the lunch lane car over there flying the distance hey you're right i like the cute design on the door everyone's kind of drifting toward the the cowboy guy i can see a cartoon cow munching down on a juicy looking steak doesn't that strike you as a little creepy just don't think too deeply about it and you'll be fine this appears to be the car where the body was found it looks like the lock on the trunk is busted the crime took place in the underground parking lot at the prosecutor's office the body was found in the trunk of my subordinates car quite a luxury car it just screams i have money to burn yeah prosecutors get the big bucks god damn look at this guy's car what's this looks like a note of some sort leon 6 7 7 5 12 2 or s c cell 9 sl9 look something's written on it you're right let's see there's a name prince on the paper above that goodman maybe i fell out of his pocket when he was killed well so what does it mean mr ray how am i supposed to know note to self for death or reasoning go to chadworth not right whoa i'm sure chadwick wouldn't know what this means either goodwin's note added to the court record you know what i miss maya at least maya's on our team why can't we flip it no it's not actually important is it to flip it why can't we flip it in the [ __ ] thing [Music] all right so it would be two two one slide the liberals don't want you to know [Music] what this rope is it yep they laid it in the outline of the victim's body oh is that what that so wait the mcnuffin died when the killer closed the trunk on him you have got you've got to be the only person i know that would come to that conclusion no clue's here [Music] all right i think that's it right okay let's say let's say i'm done and then if chat shows up with go dot dot dot i know i missed something all right here we go [Music] i think we're done all right let's go can we talk to the victim officer marshall can you tell us more about the victim do you know officer chase good man always die young remember that partner um could you be a little more specific you're looking pretty old bruce goodman he was a good detective right he was a good man and he died young be good man well well aren't you a feisty dog in there now detective goodman was stabbed here at 5 15. the smiling madonna told me the tail oh look you have a knife i think he needs to witness miss angel star one stabbed to the chest a fine piece of work this here's the autopsy report goodman's autopsy report added to the court record can't wait for that to get updated death dude loss of blood one knife wound died within an hour and a half of 4 pm hmm vague was my sister involved with the victim anyway funny you should mention that bambina chief prospector sky and detective goodman had nothing in common at all acceptable love for each other nothing in common they apparently worked together on a case a few years back that sounds like someone in common so there's no motive goodman wasn't a particularly gifted detective that's one reason why he didn't do much work with the chief prosecutor but my sister called the victim here on the day of the murder right here to this parking lot wrong number so it seems like calling an unarmed man to a shootout at hanu i knew confused screaming um i don't mean any offense but officer marshall you're a patrolman right now defective you calling me you they shoot you in that for texas huh i was one of them fancy shoe detectives till two years ago to tell you the truth oh really now he tells me no voices in this play through by the way but you're a patrolman now so how can you be in charge of a crime scene nothing gets by you does it bambino so why are you in charge no reason we're just short on hands right now i'll keep an eye out in the meantime that's odd though gumshoe was saying he had nothing to do nothing important at least he's not in the loop bambina he's nothing but a saddle cow dog that can't find his tail maybe it's because he runs with that chad were they chadwick that cow dog's been kicked out of his count of this cattle run by the order of the chief police didn't say that right just he don't realize it yet protect the gumshoe kicked out of the investigation so there's no connection between detective gumshoe detective goodman and my sister excuse me that's correct but there's a goal amount of evidence against her and the prospector tomorrow is none other than chadworth himself i'm afraid your sister's fate is decided bambina my many condolences officer marshall yeah bambina how can you say that you and my sister you were is there something between this cop and her sister that i don't know about i apologize bambina something must have gotten to me maybe it's that dry wind that's blowing through the prospector's office your sister's motto always was save a horse ride a cowboy dry wind and or ill will someone's up to something here but who suspicious suspicions about mr chadwick have been flying around for nearly two years now forged evidence and arranging testimonies you mean he was unbeatable because he did whatever it took to win unbeatable that is until he met you we always disarm him but rumors are just rumors aren't they these are prosecutors we're talking about evidence is everything to them if you follow the rumors about child worth to their source you found one person but they're off limits untouchable you might say one person who hate to say this but it's your sister bandia chief prosecutor lana skye you really think that she didn't know about von karma's methods that she was just looking the other way all this time nah bambina she was in on it and it's all come crashing down now what my sister [Music] chadworth couldn't wrestle all those cattle by itself some people load their guns with bullets some people load them with deals what you're saying charworth was making deals to win trials where there's gunshots there's boundary bullets that's what the old-timers say there's a big old secret hidden around here somewhere everyone knows it is that why detective gun shoe was taken off the case did they target him because he was closest to chadworth so well how are we doing mr wright i guess we got some clues we have an autopsy report a note from the victim and a cell phone so you think we'll be okay well the only thing still bothering me is that lana is confessing to the crime she said she did it no problem i can guarantee that she's not the criminal so is there someone even higher up lana that she's protecting oh by the way emma yes i know that song your phone plays i know that song i know that song your phone plays when it rains what [Music] this is still samurai theme song isn't it the popular tv show for kids the phone that rang earlier wasn't mine it was yours ah cool so he was playing dumb nice at 5 18 just after the murder took place your sister called you didn't she emma i i'm sorry can you tell me what you talked about i she hung up right away i see you're lying you're lying cell phone updated in the court record you're lying you're a liar a detective is murdered an assessment prosecutor's district i've got a bad feeling about this like maybe i still don't know everything that went on here a deadly trial a deadly prosecutor a deadly confession are we just going to trial now save your progress up to this point yeah yeah all right 23 9 34 a.m district court defendant lobby number two how do you message 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like five minutes or so and then i'll turn off when we get back into the game it's not that hot here today but it's hot in here like it's um it's not that hot outside weird is there any hope for the near autonomy video it's unlikely but there's still hope yes not 100 canceled reagan has used 76 bits uh did i hear bit war oh oh i didn't mean to start a war thank you thank you again and thank you again for for uh the ten thousand but earlier it's crazy absolutely crazy i need to cough again one second all right that wasn't so bad i just don't want cough into the into the microphone uh did you use any mods version 3 no i did not i drew the lineup mods i uh in a perfect world i would have had time to uh do some mod runs and see the different combat mods and see if any mods update different parts of the game blah blah blah but uh no i i decided to draw the line there so um that's gonna happen have you read kiyoshi novels by fce i've never heard of them sorry no i haven't i've not read them when will slash when will the discolosian vods be uploaded they're in copyright hell they've already been uploaded they've already been rendered with chat they're good to go it's just um just youtube [ __ ] um i even contacted the people that did the copyright claim and they told me to go [ __ ] myself so like there's nothing to do like i have to either render them out or wait for copyright claims to be resolved and youtube is ignoring me on the issue so i don't know what to do um that's part of the reason why we're streaming again as much as we are because like youtube has [ __ ] me off so much that i really feel like the platform is the most unstable that it's ever been i'm seeing more and more reports lately of um of big youtubers like much bigger than me like uh i know jontron had some issues i know jesse cox had some issues and i see them on twitter and and you i always assume that once you got over a million subs you had like a direct line to youtube that you could you could have someone um like there that will actually talk to you a person but apparently not apparently even even the biggest some of the biggest youtubers on the platform um have um can't get can't talk to a person so if you can't talk to a person you can just wake up tomorrow and and your whole channel could be gone um because there's different levels of copyright claims like some copyright claims are okay they're going to take your monetize their money and uh if you win the dispute you'll get it or you don't that's what happened with god of war with me like just like two to three thousand dollars that i'm just never getting because of that dispute that i won but they won't they still don't give me the money and when i contact youtube about it they just don't answer um or there's like it's it's blocked in some countries but you can um you can dispute it and it goes back up until the uh argument is is over or there's just it's blocked everywhere permanently and it won't be back until you've won the dispute and there's no recourse for like well what about the loss of revenue in that time what about the loss of the viewership in that time and there's nothing you can do so yeah i don't know i don't know what to do i still always want to make the videos i really enjoy making them but yeah i don't know youtube is also our biggest source of revenue by far by far you ever considered nebula or something like that i'm not really sure what nebula is i've heard of it but so you're saying you're going to be streaming streaming on the stable youtube that youtubers have a massive takedown of like 300 plus videos did they really just coveted up right hell uh cover uh the code veins uh not all of them been uploaded because i got into a bunch of [ __ ] and yeah like i got behind on it and i was in something else and then discolored easier i figured people would want dysgolde more than code vain um so yeah i still have them all they're still there but code vein was one of those ones that got it like got a takedown like i couldn't even put that up until it was resolved like disco elysium got got claimed in a monetization thing that it could still go up but all the money would go to the to the people that are claiming 30 seconds of music and i was like okay i was willing to put that up but then i was like no let's see i like to it to be solved before i put it up just in case because if it does go to court if the video never went public then there was no loss of money there was no loss of revenue nothing so i'm sure there would still be like if the court ruled in in um in their favor against me i'm sure there would still be some repercussions but it's not like they can say you know uh 1 000 people viewed this that means a billion sales were lost because it wouldn't it was never public so yeah so i wanted i wanted to resolve that first and it just it just kept escalating escalating escalating until it got to a copyright take down notice and now when i dispute the copyright takedown youtube says youtube itself replies to me and says we don't think um that you have any rights to this content so we're not forwarding your your dispute to the to the claimant like youtube is saying no so then i email back and i say what do you mean i'm not claiming that i have rights to the content i'm saying it's fair use like what are you talking about and then they just don't answer and that's the end of it so uh i i claim again like uh do the same thing you know like like reward it and then they they respond with the same thing we don't think you have a good enough reason i'm like okay and then and then after that i can't send any more disputes they won't let me dispute it anymore like it's just not not an option like i can't i can't appeal it so like it says contact youtube to find out if you want to appeal again and i do and they don't answer so like i've emailed the copyright team multiple times i've emailed them through the support multiple times i've talked to them on twitter multiple times and now i'm dming them on twitter and they've just they've stopped answering me they haven't answered me in four months i'm pretty sure they've muted me so i don't know what to do so that's why one of the reasons why i have to talk to a lawyer is because i want to um i want to uh see if there's like a a a channel to youtube that if you have official representation that the lawyer will actually be like i can talk to someone because i'm a lawyer you know what i mean like this is funny um like i'm a lawyer you have to listen to me and then it's like okay cool you know or if i had a lawyer write up an appeal and at the end of it like it's signed by a lawyer instead of me this is i'm representing joseph anderson and at the bottom it says this was prepared by a lawyer this is the lawyer's address name blah blah blah blah maybe that will trigger something on youtube's end and they'll be like okay we have to accept this you know like i don't know but i don't know what to do anyway sorry um that i wasn't planning on doing that and it took a while uh thank you acer sasha for the new sub welcome easter sasha frugal puddle for the 100 bits something about bits uh bunny t for bunny t reel what kind of emote is that can we get that in the chat i want to see that not that i like uh the bunny girls or anything uh thank you frugal i actually don't uh bouncy knight two eight nine heads up for the first time thing rich bouncy knight 289 someone in chad's asking what video got claimed the code vein the lots of streams get claimed almost almost every stream i put up on the channel gets claimed and then i dispute it and then it the bot triggers oh this is this is um a let's play okay cool like this is the thing that blows my mind is that youtube promotes this content like youtube has a whole part of its platform youtube gaming which which are streams and let's plays and that's exactly what it is like youtube like officially endorses this content so it's it's it's ridiculous that we have to go through all these hoops and jump through it all and that they're not they're not just immediately looking that and going okay cool you know what i mean like yeah it's stupid anyway um what was i saying uh my god of war got claimed on the uh on the main channel and was gone for a while uh b dazzling dazzler has used 100 to say how many mono coins for john emo uh i'll tell you what at the end of uh if you guys get a yaya done at the end of a yaya uh i'll say do you want ayaya or john and you guys can choose at the end if you want john murray when we get down to the bottom there you go that'll go well right there's no way that's going to upset you well uh anton 1699 is 100 bits i'm kidding by the way it's for yaya uh anton 69 900 to say i was saving this little this localization fun fact but since you just brought it up the original gba versions were jackman japan exclusive the only they only localized them when the ds sports happened in 2005. rise from the ashes was not in the gba version so everyone who's played this game in english has always had this this last case uh with it then all right interesting yeah it's still it's still quite recent when you think about it that a lot of games were uh were japan exclusive like the era of everything coming out everywhere um i i mean there's still some things that don't right but yeah interesting okay i like the weird localization that they did i think it adds to the charm i feel like this is much better translated than danganronpa don't know we'll talk about that later i think we'll we'll talk about being around for versus aces hernia later uh fiery hyperion has subscribed for the first time thank you very much fireheart fiery heart period i say space fan use a hundred businesses say it's ha noo imagine still playing overwatch in 2020 just a boring just a boring guy who's used this guy for two months been following you for two years thank you for the entertainment you provide you're very 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thought we were going to leon there somewhere uh thank you none to square for the 203 sub i'm happy streams are back they're a blast to watch i hope you lilly and the kids are well yeah we're doing pretty good um [Music] yeah we're doing okay yeah yeah doing pretty good nothing too bad is going on feeling a bit cramped uh with uh with the baby growing up but yeah we're doing pretty well uh thank you talisman for gifting five subs out to fragile x but not that fragile x or fr no it's just fragile with an accident i can't read today uh mr angel knight uh meaningless name the hugh jazz and salomon haiti thank you much talisman one thank you thank you facts fojime nicely spaced panties on her bits to say cough up king kappa oh cough up queen uh we're uh heads in the gutter for this play through i say suicide use a thousand to say youtube sucks cheer up no pun intendable thanks so much for the bits um uh please please don't feel like uh like uh i don't want to be like i'm bitching like um like lily and i look at the amount of money we're making right now and it's it's just absolutely insane to us like we we were well below the poverty line in canada for a long time so like um i was talking about it's on the stream before but like uh like yeah it's we're not hurting at all it is frustrating to not have this the the the channel be stable or the platform be stable on youtube but if youtube went down we could just transition over to streaming you know what i mean like we're doing fine i'm hoping to do a patreon post about this actually uh sometime soon and be like hey if anyone is is a student or is um is uh like if your patreon pledges is a significant amount of you like if you could use that anywhere else you know like like please please drop it you know what i mean like that sort of thing like we're doing fine it's just i wish it was a bit more stable i have plans to make it like it doesn't matter within like a couple of years so we just need to get through a couple years but yeah we'll see thank you much i say it's just man thank you thank you a lot of dinosaurs has resubscribed for four months was a lot of fun to watch someone play through out of wilds was like experiencing it again yeah i think i would like to watch someone play it uh i don't know who i don't know which play there would be would be fun um i don't really have much time to watch streamers at the moment so um i don't know but i would like to do that too yeah i can see the appeal yeah thank you a lot dinosaurs and the last few on my list are joe's retinas my retinas with 100 bits nebula is a video hosting platform for video essays basically exactly the sort of videos you make super bunny hop makes videos for it now as well as on youtube i'm sure youtube would never be uh vindictive and maybe penalize some channels that spread their content over other platforms right youtube would never do that and you could never go and check because they don't answer you i'll look into it and see there's a platform that some people uh came together and made right but it's more so for political videos i think not sure uh wow mom 98 use 100 to say i feel like you missed it when it came up earlier or maybe you were just trolling but the dl6 case file was dated 2001 and that it and that it was 15 years ago so therefore this game takes place in 2006. yeah i just probably uh just assumed that there was some [ __ ] going on or that was i don't know like if the game is set in the past or it came out a long time ago i just kind of blank on the dates a little bit so yeah that makes sense i'm also coming off witcher which gets its dates wrong all the time like like time doesn't exist for for the witcher uh the witcher games like it's it's completely done like that whole thing in witcher 2 about um uh bernard larito and and the asylum thing it doesn't really make sense in terms of dates but it still seems pretty clear that's what happened and then in witcher 3 you'll have geralt going up to people and being like wow it's been years since i saw you and it's been eight months you know like it's been years i know girls i'm sorry it's like i'm a witcher yeah it's been it's been eight months dude like what the [ __ ] um anyway uh thank you kildare for the new sub thank you very much welcome kill there be dazzling dazzlers 100 to say i can't believe you'd g beat us over a john email worst best anime stream is john anime yeah probably and last but not least is a gunt j with a new sub welcome again jay welcome welcome so i guess it's not obvious i'm uh a bit more low energy today than i was yesterday yesterday i perked up during the stream but today i'm a bit more low energy so apologies for um for kind of just just talking a lot in the beginning and here but yeah i'm just uh just kind of cruising today hopefully it's all right okay so fanart and then we'll get back into the game there are one two three four five five i think yeah okay is the two for one special one comic i think it might be one comic all right oh and my my plan to uh to get uh off of uh unstable youtube into something more stable is uh to uh to make a game so making a game is a lot more stable and a lot more predictable than making videos on youtube right like come on it's gotta be indie games like like god damn so much more stable no problems now in all seriousness in the budget that i would have for a game it wouldn't have to sell very many copies to be profitable and once my foot is in that door i think that would be uh everything will be fine push your videos on pornhub whoops oh it's a photograph of uh oh that's that's that's nice i like that all right transform you can code no i can't code there's there's a saying that uh in um in video game development there are there are no ideas guys but you can be the ideas guy if you're also the money guy you know like if you're funding it no i would be i would be the designer i wouldn't be the coder i have i do have some code experience but very very little they'll they'll never this is great beautiful awesome uh who made this sweet sweet toast by sweet toast yeah it's on it's on the list here sweet toast beautiful thank you so much sweet toast uh someone is asking when the will these play-throughs go up on youtube as long as there's no car party claims yeah they'll go up on youtube yeah welcome to who's the spy this is by boulder with the message the next detective will be like an astronaut or something detective number three with the salute welcome to kangaroo county california pan oh is that where it is it's supposed to be like a mix between california uh they localize it to california i like i don't know what that's determined i kind of like it i don't know why i like it here we go japan foreign california thank you boulder [Music] strike down two birds one stone by making a visual novel and that i can commentate it on youtube on twitch do voices for my own game [Music] okay so i have um what what is this sorry one second all the fan art names have kind of got uh mixed up within in the thing now okay so this is just called fanart all lowercase it's not here wait is it behind the game no okay this one isn't showing up for some reason [Music] okay for whatever reason this one's not working uh it also has a much larger file size than i think it should um sorry uh this is the one by vixen i think and it's not working let me see if i can download it again it's just a png so it should work uh nope it's not working sorry sorry fix it it's it's not working for a reason maybe the file size is too big or maybe it needs to be a jpeg for that size or something i'm not sure sorry about that all right so this is from grav td sorry td i think uh uh they said they wanted me to call him that's right paulie said something about dl6 a few days ago paulie did we forgot something oh god that this is just this is just a ploy to get me to squirt hello hello no no you were supposed to say something about the dl6 incident just just test something the matter mr right did von karma have something to do with this earlier that morning normally i don't go for such extremes but with the previous two days have been how the three strings have been i have a feeling right would somehow have you end up as on the witness stand using ridiculous courtroom shenanigans so now i'm forced to retrain you when someone asks did we forget something you reply with hello understood parrot square don't forget dl6 square no you're supposed to reply with hello do it again squawk six you know what that that kind of makes me think like he's the one that suggested the the the parent go on the stand like so like did he go through all the work to train the parrot that he was like [ __ ] it i don't want to go to waste i'm going to suggest that the parrot goes on the stand like it's like i went to and not and not show you my seesaw trick like is is that what happened scraw i'm a lawyer and there was another one after that uh which is i'm not sure if it's a continuation or if it's uh if it's another comic let's see what i think the phoenix is as main character he's already a bit a bit bland lucky for you von karma i happen to have a surgeon's scalpel much like i happened to have a metal detector earlier to find that bullet on your shoulder i think it's time for the court to see if the bullet you have matches with the evidence no i object you never told the court that you were also a qualified surgeon well you never asked i think it's time to end the dlc institute once and for all grah stay away no no what's what's inside your shoulder no it can't be the [Laughter] thinker see now there's there's the underused meme of the game is the thinker i was expecting leon that's way better that's way better the thinker nice nice thank you td 5r and sorry i can't show what you made uh vix it i'll see if i can uh take a maybe change it into a jpeg or whatever for and show it tomorrow okay so i think that's it um so i am going to turn the ac off a real quick thank you to kyle kyle wait kyle will yet kyle will yet sorry i'm saying your name wrong kyle w h yet for the new sub welcome welcome thank you sorry for butchering your name it's kind of what i do around here okay so let's turn off vc and let's get back to it the ac on the two things some people with headphones really don't like it apparently it's very loud on headphones delta room one uh sometime next week i think at the rate we're going if this is as long as people say i'm guessing deltarune's going to be on thursday next week but maybe wednesday how did the investigation go yesterday mr night frankly there are still a lot of gray areas i mean brown or rather the whole thing is one big gray area mean brown don't worry about me no matter what the outcome me and my gray hair and gray suit will be fine i'm ready to accept my fate i believe in you sis mr wright let me offer you a word of advice yes a defense attorney should never believe their clients [Music] the defendant is called to trial because they are suspected of wrongdoing never forget that miss skye you you remind me a lot of mia but there's one decisive difference between you and her well two actually and that is you're not a defense attorney i believe it's almost time for the trial good luck mr wright there's there's got to be a case like this there's 11 games in the series right there's there's got to be a case at some point where the defendant that we're defending actually is the culprit it's got to happen at some point right i wonder how that's going to go down my first trial without without fe helping me no one's going to bail me out this time i'll be all alone in there so i have to discover the truth all by myself let's do it mr wright i'll be with you the whole way february 23 10 a.m district court courtroom number nine oh judges back court is now in session for the trial of miss lana the defense is ready your honor the prosecution has been ready for a while your honor chat worth merry christmas it's been two months but i haven't been in a courtroom since this trial why not is that going to come up i hope that personal feelings will not be a part of the proceedings today mr wright oh they always are when you're around i will choose the path i think is right regardless of what those around me might say the judgment to be made here is in our hands not those of anyone else and as you can see our hands are the only ones large enough to have such judgment very well mr chadworth your opening salmon please chief prosecutor lana skye has committed an unpardonable crime not only this but she was rash enough to commit it in the prosecutor's office lot wow he's much more forceful in person you've met him already i suddenly feel like confessing to everything however she will now pay for her rashness with her life i bet my giant hand on it there was a witness to her crying a professional witness well then call your first witness mr chadworth first and only the prosecution calls its first witness miss angel star to the stand the cough the cough up the cough up queen um haven't i seen you somewhere you ordered the caviar lunch oh right [Music] caviar i've never eaten caviar before the judge is really wolfing it down bribery ah and for you i have a fiesta bowl uh thanks will the witness state her name and and you sir did you order the fingerprint lunchbox the amount of work that went into all of the different foods damn [Music] it's too early for lunch your name and profession please well your honor how how does it taste damn the fact that shower that's completely immune to her charms is looking really good for my ship so this is why everyone raised about caviar it's so tasty it hurts i've never had caviar before is it tasty i bet i would hate it for some reason i think it would taste like marmite i always thought caviar would taste like pickled tapioca what the heck does pickle tapioca taste like name profession now me the name is angel star don't go for getting it i find myself running lunch land these days is that what you wanted me to say mr chadworth very well very well witness please describe the incident to us the prosecution will wait i'm not finished eating god damn it kangaroo court hurry it up very well mr drawer as you know we usually call on the police to provide a description of the crime your honor as mr chadworth has said to the court i am a professional oh what exactly does that mean until two years ago miss angel star was a special investigator with the police she was a first-rate homicide detective what what miss star was a detective ah-ha i i know who who you are cough up cough up queen angel star your honor long time no see very well you may continue with the description of the star oh damn you guys have a history right what is going on down there just who is this lady if i might have the court's attention over here the parking lot at the prosecutor's office is divided into two blocks a block is for the prosecutor's office personnel b block is for visitors and clients a chain divider separates the two blocks i suppose that's to keep the position of taking up prosecutor spaces all right okay so the fact that they're showing this means this is relevant which means there must be a gap in that in in that somewhere or a way around it or you go in here and you come up through the elevator there's there's something to do with that the crime took place by a car in the back of a block in the car's trunk the killer stabbed the victim with this knife and went to drive the body out no the victim was driving the body in unfortunately for her there for for her there was a witness and the rest was made on the spot oh and who was this valiant with us why it was me your honor parking lot with edgeworth's car chadwick's car witness did you see the very moment of the crime of course your honor immediately after that i branded the chief prosecutor hmm it seems rather cut and dry doesn't it well mri uh i can't agree on principle your honor people lie all the time seems that some poor losers aren't willing to accept the truth through honor shall i proceed to crush what little hope they have remaining oh yeah crush away if you can then give them yours miss miss star wait are they talking about me witnesses account somehow i always knew a day like this would come i was on my way to deliver a lunchbox to my boyfriend when i sent something perhaps it was my finally home detective's intuition at work [Music] through the wire fence i saw the chief prosecutor standing next to aguero garish or garrish i think it's garish isn't it garish car garage car what do you mean the chief prosecutor was holding a knife in her right hand then she thrust the point of the knife into detective goodman's chest [Music] bring a lunchbox to your boyfriend how touching that's what you took from that as you can see there's no room for doubt the key point of your testimony seems to be nothing other than the point of the knife which we saw being stabbed into the goodman so how does it feel to be so utterly crazy okay so either she's lying or she's misremembering or something because there's no way it can be that that cut and dry like i thought it was gonna be something that she she saw with the knife fan that it was actually she was taking the knife out of his chest to try to save him but no if she actually saw the moment of like stab in then she must be lying otherwise this is done i'm still thinking about that it's merely a flesh wound mr right almost right let me cross-examine the witness a monty python reference damn when is his account how did you always know a day like this will come how did you know i respect the prosecutor's basic aberrance of crime abhorrence of crime yet their methods are ugly and twisted twisted methods will always lead to tragedy the lunch lady's uninformed opinion is duly noted damn given that they are used to erasing inconvenient evidence at their whim [Music] killing off the detective that knew too much is merely an extension of that she's biased miss star do you have something personal against prosecutors she can speak oh she's not speak why are you here you're the sister i felt that i had found my dream job when i became an investigator and if i hadn't been laid off by those prosecutors over there i'd still be one laid off she was fired alright so this is revenge okay to me prosecutors are nothing more than worms that said i am a pro as you know my testimony is unbiased and flawless [Music] very well you may continue star [Music] i was the only way to deliver lunchbox to my boyfriend i thought i was your boyfriend this boyfriend he's a detective not that boyfriend the security guard that boyfriend you have several yes this boyfriend that boyfriend and the other boyfriend so that's three okay to join one boyfriend uh judge you're in yet another boyfriend position is still open for applicants i'll stick with the lunches thanks oh damn note to self the judge had to think before replying the security guard room is in the one it's in the law it's in the lot in a block that's so hard to say okay so you saw it through the fence if you were going to a block why were you in b block but you're a visitor right so you have to park in b block and then walk around so that that is consistent actually so that's fine okay it's up on the second level as you can see everything from there that would be the room with the security sign incidentally did you bring your lunch boxes by car since i'm a visitor now i parked yeah there we go i packed a b-block so she was in b block when she witnessed the crime when i sent something perhaps it was my final home detective's intuition war you sent something so you're saying you had a premonition of the murder it felt like how would you say well this is gonna be something sexual oh yes it was like the feeling you get when you view a pumpkin chock full of seeds [Music] i've never been more right i have no idea what that means speaking of a detective's intuition wasn't the victim mr bruce goodman also a detective yes well he was like a young cheese a young cheese the pale white cheese not yet tangy with experience on the streets a greenhorn then i must be hard yellowed and sharp as attack yeah with the odor of an old cheese to match whoa don't go hating on jack judge in any case they're there in the lot i felt something stirring in the back of my mind through the wire fence i saw that she prosecuted staying next to a guard like a garish car gorish car by gorish car you mean mr chadwick's car yes mr shadworth incidentally the knife which the victim was stabbed with which victim was stabbed was also mr towers yeah that makes sense can't click okay wasn't it [Music] indeed it was and yet i'm still allowed to be the prosecutor what an odd case is is it it's a [ __ ] par for the [ __ ] course here judge okay i declare a mistrial obviously he's a suspect so he cannot be the prosecutor bring in someone else and the person you saw you are sure it was the defendant i saw her from no further than 30 feet away i'm certain it was her if she's telling the truth we're doomed let's just do what we can even if we don't have any proof we can always nitpick yeah that's how i make stuff witness in your testimony you clearly stated the following prosecutors are nothing more than worms ergo you are a bias witness you might want to keep those silly opinions to yourself in the future rookie yeah right like a suspect is literally the prosecuting uh attorney okay being biased as a witness doesn't matter huh rookie unless you're willing to risk the consequences of doubting me i'll fry you like a fritter crispy on the outside chewy on the inside that that was inspiring i believe i've heard that tagline elsewhere you could cry plagiarism oh damn call ign i may be relegated to the lowly post of lunch lady but my instincts are honed a photograph you took this the moment i witnessed the crying my reflexes took over and snap i took a picture in fact i took several one of my lunch boxes is rigged with a camera i suppose that's more exciting than just hanging it hanging around your neck goodness why am i only seeing this photograph just now do you think i'd show it to you a prosecutor think again kangaroo court my boyfriend works in the photography division of criminal affairs well this is most certainly the defendant oh well yes i'll allow it yeah that's fine the moment of the crime is photographed by angel star okay well uh oh that is unmistakably line of sky so what was the so what was the defendant doing at the time the two prosecutors holding a knife in her right hand [Music] tell me more about this knife that the suspect was carrying well i'd say the blade was about four inches long is that right mr chadworth is your knight it is your knife after all uh ahem yes that's about right prosecutors are by nature well versed in the location of a man's vital organs i'm sure it was easier than boiling an egg from my egg salad surprise set you can't testify as her ability to kill an egg i mean a person hmm perhaps a chicken salad set would have been a better metaphor choke a chicken so the defendant was holding a knife what then i don't think that knife could fit in my gigantic hand [Music] then she thrust the pointy tip of the knife into the detective goodwin's chest [Music] tell the court why you didn't try to stop this crime you did see her raise the knife to strike no the defense has a point yeah he does actually that's a good point phoenix yeah that's a good point yeah unfortunately by the time i realized what was going on it was already too late too late yes the next moment the chief prosecutor brought down the murder weapon okay so that's that's consistent with the coat she was wearing she had blood on the coat instead of here so why didn't she have the coat done up i guess all right uh that is her right hand right um was the photo taken before this or after i'm guessing after all right so she should have time she reacted okay i'm not really seeing much of a contradiction here anywhere i i see it's only a flesh room mr right we can make it you said that before anything else is that it it's only a flesh wound it like he wouldn't have died right away from that scientifically speaking mrs testimony is flawless sounds pretty fatal to me what do we do is this it is my sister guilty let's just keep our heads cool and press the witness a bit shall we for some reason having her panicking next to me makes me calm don't smile like that all right so we've already done this all right so we need to present we need to present um evidence all right i'm a lawyer all right so what do we have uh id card proves that he was there i guess i don't see anything there i don't see how this is relevant at the moment the knife the murder weapon usually in edward's toolbox traces the victim's blood no prince is it how she got the knife out of the car um there's there's that how did you get the knife out of the car in three minutes maybe uh blue badge how is that relevant uh death do the loss of blood one knife ruined died within an hour and a half a fourth four p.m okay so maybe it's like he'd die from blood loss flip this upside down goodman's note uh emma at 5 18 on the day the murder that that's after the the the murder um the parking lot with edward's car the moment of the crime is photographed by angel starr okay [Music] where's where's the knife oh god i have no idea i'm sorry i have no clue [Music] my boyfriend when i sent something perhaps it was my finally toned detective's intuition at work through the wire fence i saw the chief prosecutor saying it's the garage car is it that there's there's no wire fence in the photograph oh no it is there there is a wire fence there okay so that's it's not that uh the sheet prosecutor is holding a knife in the right hand that's consistent and we don't have anything to refute it then she thrusts the pointy tip back to goodwin's chest i think that's consistent too i really don't know interesting okay cool so what am i doing that's that's right [Music] parking lot for floor plans so looks like she was over here 30 feet can i see the photograph of her stabbing again [Music] she's wearing gloves so no prints [Music] do okay we're not doing that that that's she's biased there's nothing to feed there i was on my way to deliver lunchbox to my boyfriend [Music] that's fine when i sent something perhaps it was my finally home to his intuition work i don't see how we can refute that through the wire fence i saw the street prosecutor stan standing next to a gorish car the chief prosecutor was holding a knife in her right hand then she thrust the pointy tip of the knife into detective goodwin's chest it has to be the photograph maybe there's something wrong with the photograph all right so it's one of these three it's like how did you see the detective [Music] is that is that not the right car it's an a block it's it's in the right spot that's where the water tank is there's no tap on it though but i think it's just that they just uh just don't have it there [Music] do [Music] is that she didn't she's not she didn't say that she put the body in the trunk or anything like that no that's really [ __ ] weak the boyfriend's associated personness car prosecutor was holding a knife in her right hand then she thrust the pointy tip to goodman's chest [Music] sorry chap i really don't know i really don't know what to do here and i kind of like that but uh you're gonna have to give me a bit to think it through i hope it's um i hope it's not [ __ ] i kind of feel like i kind of feel like it's not i kind of feel like i'm just missing something right now my line of thinking is that there's something either wrong with a photograph or there's something something to do with how did she get the knife so quickly but i think that might be me being ahead of the game that that's going to come up later like how did she get the knife so fast after chadwick like apparently this was very very fast so this happened within six minutes so like how did she get the knife how did she get there how did she do it you know [Music] like [Music] and that's right wasn't it there wasn't a up there [Music] two [Music] let me press these three again by garage cart you mean the shower square yes with star wars incidentally the knife was which is almost wasn't it indeed it was i don't see how those are related unless i can say i had to get the knight that seems kind of like a like smashing just two things together something more about this nice disguise this was carrying the blade was about four inches long that right mr chat worth it is your knife after all uh yes it's about right prosecutors are by nature versus the real organs which was easier than bloody heads okay you can't justify but he died from blood loss not [Music] yes the next moment that she crossed you brought down the murder weapon [Music] somebody with the trunk the trunk is closed or [Music] this is the fleshroom thing [Music] [Music] just see if [ __ ] i'm just going to put the the photo for the last thing that she says i think that's it [Music] of course we're gonna save it first [Music] that's definitely gonna be relevant how does she get the knife but i don't think that's relevant right now died from blood loss maybe i'm gonna do the photo [Music] okay it's right and you witnessed this you saw this guy stab the victim with the knife as i've already said yes i swear it on my finest salmon swirl lunch oh it looks pretty good i'm sure that is a fine lunch but isn't that odd look at this photograph every time i do this is the photograph you took at the very moment of the crime is it not then why is this guy not it it's it's in the it's in the body what mr shower with your thoughts objection that was the weakest objection ever that had to be [Laughter] yet it was still stronger than your ever feeble mind mr right what do you mean mr jabworth this photograph was not taken the moment before the stabbing this was taken the moment after the stabbing yeah of course objection and how can you tell that because the knife is in the body blood splat yeah look oh my god i'm so mad here i am thinking okay oh all right who's gonna defend that who's gonna find that let's go chat let's go let's go come on let's go all right come on let's go now it's a stream let's go let's go that was dumb let's go come on huh see the dark crimson stains on the chief prosecutor's coat but it's black it's a black and white photograph phoenix i swear to dog ah yes but it's it's hard to tell but this could be blood well well mr right i see no problem here no problem she clearly said that she took the photograph after the stab too after the stabbing like ah can help phoenix it's it's just the same salmon swirl juice from from lunch ladybugs mr wright are you going to just sit there and take that kind of abuse uh you got a better idea uh objection wait that contradicts what the witness said in her testimony namely that she took the picture the moment she witnessed the crime yeah slightly unclear yeah sorry like that's that's still the moment of the crime you know the crime was ongoing she was stashing the body that's it if you run out of lunch you order second yeah this is right this is completely reasonable problem solved if you don't like it try ordering the gum the jum gumbo the jumbo size lunch from the get-go good advice i'm not sure i unders understood it but good advice i didn't have time to stop her prosecution sky was cold calculating like a robot she's a robot she killed without pain or remorse it was a premeditated murder like a robot wait my god oh my god someone someone put the clothes on the blue badger it was the blue badger killer premeditated how do you know look at the chief prosecutor's hands in that photograph they're tiny much smaller than my superior hands oh well are those gloves surgical gloves made of thin rubber most likely why would she have those on incidentally i could never have been a surgeon they told me my hands were too big for the gloves too expensive to keep my my hands in gloves uh if it was not premeditated she would not be wearing those gloves doesn't she always wear gloves god damn i wish i could play the piano these gloves do not seem deducing to tell tale of premeditation pre-meditated murder a serious offense [ __ ] i can't see does she always wear gloves what else oh this is your testimony the murder was planned the rubber gloves prove it what if she was just in the habit of wearing gloves like driving gloves objection [Music] the blows were admitted as evidence when the defendant was arrested they were rubber gloves of the kind used for autopsies in other words when the chief prosecutor came to the crime scene she came to do murder it's the only possible conclusion one could make everything was planned it was a pre-med premeditated crime now she just likes to go down and clean up garbage she keeps the place clean you leave your [ __ ] lunch lady boxed all over the place and she goes down and cleans the mug and she doesn't want to catch what you have so she wears gloves impressive i'm sorry they took you off the foursmith star this this is bad she's got them thinking it was all planned it's starting to sit like i'm i'm [ __ ] convinced right i'm convi if she can prove this claim the trial is already over i've got to think of a way to show that this wasn't premeditated it's only a flesh wound mr wright we can make it you said that before anything else scientifically speaking miss stars of testimony is flawless sounds pretty fatal to me what do we do is this is my sister guilty let's just keep our heads closed okay why are we doing this again all right here we go alright so same thing with the flash rune okay so [Music] [ __ ] [Music] oh they took some away that's why [ __ ] hell all right can i did we did we push this already we did right okay so the murder is playing the rubber glass prove it okay don't though why didn't she bring her own knife but she's trying to frame edgeworth so that that's not that's not at all she took that knife but what if there wasn't a knife she wouldn't have known there was a knife there maybe she didn't know they were very close [Music] that's gotta be it witness you know what this is are you trying to test me i sell lunch boxes for a living you know that's a knife the knife the knife that was in mr chawer's trunk indeed it is my knife what's with this case the bloody murder weapon a red car all belonging to the prosecutor there oh this isn't going to be relevant the defendant is the chief prosecutor of the district mommy are prosecutors bad people wait mia's here the defense defense has a request we asked okay so this is this is all orchestrated to make the prosecution office and the law system look like [ __ ] jokers this is this is a whole big thing like someone's targeting the the police or the detectives or whatever this is a this is a big smear thing that's going on right now and they fall they totally deserve it they totally [ __ ] deserve it like like holy [ __ ] [ __ ] kangaroo court we asked the witness to provide an accurate testimony what's that rookie in your testimony you stated that lana skye planned this murder and that's why she was wearing those special gloves seems like a natural conclusion to me the gloves do indicate planning however why would she not also prepare the most important thing the murder weapon oh this knife just happened to be in the trunk of that car ladies and gentlemen if you're going to plan a murder you don't forget the weapon okay so i i didn't want to do that because i thought but then chadworth can just claim that she knew that and they know each other already however this it's important to get to there through this proceeding so this actually does make sense so i was i was wrong just to say that was kind of kind of fuzzy this this actually does make sense but this this is a line we have to follow uruguay or order order great now that now the tide is turning in our favor great show mr ryan my sisters is good and free right i believe the next lunch you'll be eating is humble pie that's a good line what i hope you weren't deluding yourself into thinking that the tide has turned not over such a trifling detail but the shoots a hole in the whole pre-made premeditated theory the prosecution could care less if it was premeditated or not the only one who seems to care is that lunch lady over there lunch lady the defendant lana skye murdered a detective with a knife that is the only thing the prosecution need prove nothing else very good mr prosecutor i suppose you think you're clever now but you know as well as i do that she planned on killing him it was planned if it wasn't why would she have been wearing i believe i'd like to hear your testimony i got witness please tell us only what you saw not what you thought how dare you my powers of deduction are not to be underestimated but all thoughts are really just interpretations of visual signals from my eyes so everything i see is also what i think like sometimes people think gray's brown or brown is gray really now who knows who can say for sure i'm i'm a scientist i'm just i'm just off on a whole thing by myself here i'm sorry all right let's keep going atlanta to murder detective goodman that's why she called the victim all the way to the prosecutor's office i'm sure the the chief prosecutor had a grudge against the victim nothing else could drive that human machine to plunge the knife and then again and again the victim was summoned from the police department to the prosecutor's office it does sound a lot like pre-meditation doesn't it so if i order pizza or the pieces that mean i'm planning to kill a delivery boy oh all right [ __ ] [ __ ] emma's way better than maya holy [ __ ] in any case the defenseman now crossing the witness but we still haven't explained the knife thing last guy intended to emerge that's a good one [Music] you said that but you haven't told us how you know that's why i'm about to tell you rookie [Music] i believe what she just said was a mere prelude to the story she's about to tell try not to direct her again rookie never interrupt the storyteller it's like pulling a bun out of the oven half baked something's half baked here alright and it's you try not to confuse the defense witness they're not very quick on their feet now why do you believe the suspect had intended his intentions to murder them i love this back and forth with chadworth and wright it's it's so much better with him on the on the prosecution stand or prosecution bar what is it i don't know her actions speak for themselves you have no proof that this guy called him there you have no proof that she didn't the shower thoughts yeah that's a good point yeah there's no record of a call made on the defendant on the defendant miss lana's guy's phone she might have written him a letter come on you couldn't have tried public phone first at least in any case the victim came to the prosecutor's office where he was murdered i'm sure he had a reason to be there witness why do you think it was why do you think it was the suspect who summoned the victim that day i didn't say that right right it was the was the note the summons [Music] what time was it what was the date [ __ ] [Music] 221 oh my god it's upside down oh my god it's upside down oh my god it's upside down [Music] oh my god it's upside down sl9 what's sl9 [Music] what kind of grudge well i wouldn't know that of course you don't that's because she didn't have a grudge [Music] if she almost had a grudge that means she did not have a grudge rookie i have a lunch box here now what's inside uh how am i supposed to know a camera see we agree there's a lunchbox here but we don't know what's inside a person's life is like a lunchbox with pretzels don't you agree i get it that's why my lunch was so salty [ __ ] this is regular metaphors the suspect had a grudge against detective goodman will you tell us your basis for thinking this it's simple if she didn't have a grudge why didn't she why why was she killed oh yeah so good point nothing else [Laughter] please can't you find fault with something of substance mr right that's self does your size smell like citrus for you um you say again and again how many times did she stab him exactly we often say chop into a thousand pieces but we don't actually mean one thousand pieces what difference does it make if the deed is done how come she's getting mad at me let's just say she stabbed him several times leave it at that but she didn't didn't didn't she leave it at that this is a murder case people that's right you should speak up if you have an objection you know miss star had turned up has turned out to be a short as short tempered as she looked when he met her challenging her abilities as a detective really set her off the short work burns up the fastest it's a scientific fact i wonder wouldn't it depend on the size of the candle i mean add more wax and even a really short wick will burn longer obviously more scientific testing is required let's go burn some [ __ ] candles have a seance okay what what are we what are we doing okay uh [Music] one knife wound one nice world one knife wound one [Music] you say she stabbed him again and again but you couldn't have witnessed that are you testing me then i'll test how stupid are you to think that the police didn't count oh it's oh yeah okay yeah it's this court never mind yeah they might not have with my moth surprise i'm afraid the moss is growing under our feet as we wait miss star what do you mean i shouldn't have to explain this but take a look the autopsy report states that death was due to loss of blood of blood from one stab wound aha you're right [ __ ] i should have read that awesome super bowl good show mr trump what what a hunk he's my hero really what about my yeah no no [ __ ] hell man well witness you got the crime scene set right how many of these are there uh oh thanks i always believe that no one could ever miss mustache ketchup for blood and now i realize that such mistakes are possible so you're saying you mistook something for blood when she lifted her knife i thought i saw blood at her breast splattered blood from her victim that's why i thought she has she must have stabbed him at least twice hmm then tell us what you saw that you thought was blood testify her red muffler looked like blood to me that's how gassy the whole scene was [Music] what [Music] her red muffler yes like a scarf the chief prosecutor always wears one around her neck so she can be easily hanged at a moment's notice i suppose she's right but it's not in the picture it's not even miss red scar was wearing a red scarf wasn't she but wait isn't it odd that you just sucked up for spider blood it's [ __ ] crazy well well people often mistake my beard for for what for a bib judge baby lawyer babies a judge with a bib that's why this place feels so much like kindergarten sometimes actually [Music] i do think i saw some traces of blonder she's not wearing it [Music] however the part of the autopsy report is clear on this matter there was only one knife wound apparently mr isn't entirely sure of wrong testimony mr wright this is our chance chance for what i wonder this star has turned out to be a short-term prediction okay we did this already [Music] really we're going through this again why that's kind of weird [Music] she's not wearing it an explanation this is clearly not suited for detective work what the suspect was not wearing a scarf or muffler of any kind when she stabbed the victim and you've proved it yourself with this photograph look at it huh but that that can't be only a professional lunch lady could be so utterly clueless congratulations perhaps you finally found your true calling in life huh harsh words but good in the end mr chadworth prevails okay so is the whole is the whole trial gonna be chow worth in phoenix just double teaming the the the witnesses because i am all for it i'm in if that's what this is what was my objection chalk liver but it but it was there a scarf no not that but something red really well now where were we the witness has given us an entertaining interlude but back to business to defeat the huns what what very well witness continue your testimony you saw the crime and apprehended the suspect tell us about that um we're just letting all that go very well i do remember something's accurately released ultimately we couldn't shake the most important part of her testimony the most important part the part where your sister stabs the victim this next testimony might just be the moment of truth after the murder the suspect attempted to run behind a partition off to her side i quickly caught her explained her rights to her and arrested her on the spot ah yes when i arrested her she mentioned the muffler that's what had me confused in my earlier testimony the chief prosecutor made to escape but against angel star resistance is feudal you're quite determined about the scarf aren't you i strike like a snake and bite like a cobra that's me angel star cough up queen that wasn't a very good metaphor first of all a cobra is a kind of snake don't bother me with details unless you want to get bitten snakey no no thanks note to self mr wright is weak against poisonous snakey bites the chief prosecutor tried to resist but her efforts were in vain she knocked my hands aside kicked me over an oil drum an oil drum hard to imagine oh she's beautiful but deadly a predator this one a leopard woman roar i want to hear more about that very well miss ryan your cross-examination if you will apprehending the suspect all right all right after the murder system behind okay was that part of it quickly caught her arrested her let's see confused she possibly made escape okay so the oil drum is not part of it even though it's full of water all right so where is this partition on the floor plans i'm sure she means this wall next to the i'm sure she needs this wall next to the car that's right there was a wall there about six feet high that's six feet she was obviously trying to hide herself quite a natural thing for a criminal to do and what did you do then you said quickly were you close to the suspect as i just said i was only 30 feet away from her the whole time oh no there was a trailing fence between you how did you get through trailing fence unless you're the [ __ ] t9 000 how did you get through it yeah press press press always press yeah i'd like to see this for see this on the floor plans just to be safe the lunch little lynch land car was she was a visitor thus she was parked in b block so you witnessed the murder from here that would make it a that would make it about 30 feet from the car yes is that correct mr yes that's right but there was a chain-link fence in front of you wow even the judge i went over it of course well amazing the cough up queen lunch lady athlete indeed it would have taken her a little time to climb over the fence is it can you even climb over it is it connected to the ceiling she couldn't have gotten to my sister that fast and what and [ __ ] lana is there going hmm yeah all right well this is a problem yeah yeah uh where should i go i know i'm just gonna run behind this wall that's a couple steps away while she climbs this fence oh yeah there's a gap okay yeah that fence was about nine feet high too yeah okay jump on the car jump over that doesn't look connected to the ceiling to me yeah so i didn't miss sky not get away oh yes when i arrested her she mentioned the muffler she mentioned the muffler what exactly did she say she used her bamboo sword i remember exactly i would have told you in my testimony cheeky anyway all all i heard all i heard her say was the word muffler just that one word so what you heard wasn't the suspect talking to you but someone else yes the chief prosecutor was talking on her phone emma you liar asked further her phone i can't mean by phone do you mean this cell phone discovered at the crime scene yes ultimately ultimately my memory it's like a salmon heading upstream you see no the court doesn't see mrs stark the chief prosecutor first attempted to use the phone hanging on the wall on the wall that's right near the car there was an emergency phone on the wall apparently it was out of order and so she used her cell phone indeed the emergency phone was out of order that day for some reason she used that before her cell phone now oh good witnessing with us good one how did she see that when she was climbing the [ __ ] fa whatever having a good should you should of course add this to your testimony the things i do to please this rookie defense attorney ward muffler was overheard during a call made to the emma at 5 18. i saw it all how she tried the phone on the wall but how to use cell phones okay so that it has to be that the the floor plan contradicts that um do you think you could reset your testimony for the court uh-huh i was going to ask the same thing i only say this one time so listen close rookies he's the prosecutor of the year he's king prosecutor what do you mean rookies oh unless you're talking to me and the judge the chief prosecutor stabbed the victim and ran behind the partition then she picked up the emergency phone on the wall but it was out of order how did you see that so she pulled out her cell phone out of her pocket and during that time you climbed over the chain-link fence oh man then when i then when i boldly grabbed her arm the true prosecutor hung up her phone and you saw her doing this what is it mr wright she made to escape can you be more specific she brushed the side of my hand and ran it was a terrible sight to see like a dollop of lard on a pate of faux gras huh she even kicked over an old drum at me an oil drum there was an old drum lying on his side it seemed like how do you know that judge but it's strange what's that if she wanted to escape why didn't she run the other way the other ah the parking lot entrance that's right it doesn't make any sense that she would run from behind the partition to the oil drums excellent more mysteries i wish we could solve a few before finding more though so sky tried to run i'm sorry my sister is so suspicious mr wright not as sorry as i am but you didn't do it you have to believe me okay so it's this and the floor plan it's gotta be right gotta be the floor plan star i have to conclude that you have a personal grudge against miss land sky the witness is a former detective her testimony is unmarred by personal bias well who would have thought you would be my knight in shining armor prosecutor you you who you who together with the chief prosecutor kicked me out two years ago oh wow that's relevant i am no one's night in shining armor except for phoenix's wellness star this is a fatal contradiction with your testimony how do you explain this humph i don't know what you're talking about mess with me and i'll make you cough it all up let's look at let's look at the floor plans you said you witnessed the crime from this point however if that's true how are we the only ones seeing that you couldn't possibly have seen this guy making that phone call [Music] i believe you see what i'm getting at or maybe you don't the emergency phone was on the back side of this partition if indeed you were in b block you couldn't have seen it order order what is the meaning of this it's simple your honor she's not coughing up lunch she's coughing up lies good lying sir objection that's quite a claim mr wright perhaps you will allow me a question tell us exactly what lie this witness has told before here's where the counter attack begins i can't afford to get this wrong the witness lied about what she saw where she saw it the order of events what she saw she lied about what she saw in other words she didn't see messiah using that emergency phone it does seem hard to imagine that how she could have very logical what's the matter star cat got your lunch box um mr wright i hate to bother you while you're celebrating your victory but why would miss darling lie like that huh because she's making the whole thing up huh why would she say that my sister tried to use the phone but failed it doesn't make any sense why lie about something so insignificant oh dang she's right i mean maybe she really did see her try to use the emergency phone i see no room for doubt here you ordered the patooi on rice right that's right and i thought you had something one one one more try oh i see it in your eyes you haven't learned your lesson have you tell us what oh all of these are correct [Music] what what do you want from me game okay so is it the order event she jumped over the fence first and then saw it that won't get us anywhere so where she saw it so we're going to say that she was in cell bl she was in cell block a she was in the block a but we know she wasn't in a because she did the photograph with the chain link fence what what what the [ __ ] do you want from me game [Music] all right let's just go in order [ __ ] it this guy tried to use the emergency phone but it was out of order what is significant about this fact nothing therefore it would have been pointless when he started to lie about it points lie i see but say the witness did actually see this guy using the emergency phone it would mean mr witness decline from a different location a different location now that's a pointless lie if i ever heard one [Music] before you call my lie pointless at least let me tell it [Laughter] let me ask a question to our clever wordsmith mr wright just where was the witness when she saw the crime all the testimony we've heard until now points in one direction the place where we saw this crime was here but she re but the photograph i don't know okay let's think all right so it can't it can't be over here it has to be somewhere else so how did she get the photograph so what how did the photograph have to come at that point from from from like she was in the car so the photograph had to come over so she had to be over here and somehow over here to do the photograph which means the photograph isn't from her camera thing in her in her lunchbox which means the photograph has to come from somewhere else right so is there a security camera here and and the chuckle [ __ ] at the prosecution office never checked the [ __ ] security footage like is there a camera here like he had to be here i i don't know but that's that's the only thing i can think of is that okay so i mean she's over here here or here okay i'm going i'm trying it that was wrong this is the only place where she could have been the security guard indeed the security room in the underground parking lot is well positioned it's built on the second floor so you can see the entire lot she would have been able to see the emergency phone from there but why there there are many other places where she could have seen the phone not in this case your honor the witness not being part of the prosecution office can park in a block the only place where she could have seen the crime is in the back of the petition is here i remember your testimony you said you brought a lunch to your boyfriend in the security guard room yes well miss star how did you take the [ __ ] photograph how many years have i been getting the better of men to think that the tables could be turned today a man has got the better of angel star order order a witness what what have you done you used to be a detective you should know better i'm not turning back the guilty will be punished and if i'll do what i must make sure that justin prevails the guilty issue talking about miss sky is was there someone else that does not look like a security camera feed but that's where that's that's where i got there from i mean it's this game so who knows uh mr wright doesn't this strike he was odd why did mr lie doesn't make any sense how come no one's bringing up the photograph uh she could have just said she saw the crime from the security guard station it wouldn't change anything exactly this photograph tells all it was the defendant who stabbed the victim all right here we go the truth still stands it still stands i disagree mr shadworth what how to disagree with me waffles if a witness is found to be lying they're guilty of perj [Laughter] yeah okay yeah sure not in this court no oh this shirt yeah a witness lying a [ __ ] all of them no [ __ ] no because she knows this she wouldn't risk that without a good re not in this court so tell us what her reason was was right huh me who else mr wright let's review what we know miss star witnessed the crime from the security guard station but she lied and said she saw it from b block it must make a vital difference but what what would it change angle to view the crime distance to the crime difference in lighting i don't [ __ ] know i have no idea distance to the crime is where i went to first angle to view the crime but okay sorry what what what do you want here do you want like why was she why would she lie about being a b block or why she was in the security station i don't even know what they're asking i have no idea what they're asking here i say distance it changes the distance between her and the scene of the crime my condolences mr right but one look at the floor plans and it's quite clear the distance between the scene of the crime and the guard station is 30 feet i don't see how that would change what she could see what she saw is not in question here what matters is the time it would take her to reach the scene of the crime mistar you witnessed the crime from the security guard station now how long did it take you to go from there to the scene of the crime where you rest in the sky well witness you yes you ordered the squid wheels right the quality of my lunches has gone from loaded to inedible i was bringing a pea peanut butter and jelly lunch with fresh boysenberry jam to my boyfriend wasn't buried for the boyfriend he wasn't in the station so i waited i witnessed the crime from the glaswald station and before i knew what i was doing i found myself running toward the scene but the door was locked i couldn't open it so i okay [Laughter] that's why i had to go to the business parking lot that's quite a detour it probably took me at least five minutes to get to the scene of the crime for five minutes then that's this changes things considerably but it was that woman over there the fans chair who stabbed them i know it i have photographic evidence but then how did but this photo was taken before she tried the phone and the whole point that you're there is because you saw the phone but instead of using that contradiction we're gonna have to use the times on the [ __ ] ticket stub and and the [ __ ] and the phone call aren't we like i don't i understand what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] i know ever i swear it i swear it on my finest plastic sport you have a point and the spork is a wonderful invention oh you would think that wouldn't you would you like another caviar lunch oh absolutely oh mr right you have to do something do i have any evidence to stop this uh sit back and observe yeah it's just a [ __ ] insert [ __ ] it i think i need more evidence before i go sticking my sport in this mess ooh caviar it makes my eyes tingle mr right no evidence can win against the raw power of caviar it's a scientific fact the only thing that's left is your strong presence and death powers of deduction let's screw the lid back on those overpriced fish eggs five minutes between the with the scene and the murder and the rest you can make past in that amount of time and you if you like it al dente i don't speak french sorry i've got lunch boxes that's high passed into knots rookie a five minute blank isn't that strange strange if you were a criminal what would you do with five minutes your honor well um i guess actually the scene hey don't don't get the wrong idea i didn't kill anyone it was the judge oh well you have the instincts of the killer you would run but this time was different this guy dawdled at the scene of the crime she even had her picture taken no true criminal would act this way it's inconceivable we are wallets did you come to the end of the testimony have we how's it going lily thank you for the water i don't know when you're gonna be done uh i think we're gonna be done i think we're gonna be done right now i think this is the end of this trial session so i think we're gonna be done we'll see wow really you want it back [Music] thank you the witness is a grudge against the defendant and a blank in her testimony [Music] mr chadworth is the next witness ready to go unfortunately i appear to have overestimated this witness on account of her professional history we did it we screwed that that can shut mr right okay is she going to prison for perjury perjury that was too close yeah so normally you would be charged for perjury but uh um i think that the caviar is proven that you uh you should go free i'm afraid that the coffee queen has been dethroned and with that core is adjourned mr chadworth you ordered the squid wheels right that's when she tried to foist off on me i prefer not to take the defense defense team's left over i can't say say that anything else to say that's not what you said last night chadwick i might be able to save you i have decisive evidence what was that is this another one of her trick lunchboxes oh my apologies but we have no further questions to ask of you miss star ah is this your jumbo lunch box a triple decker out of deference to the witness's determination i'll allow one more testimony wow just just bribery now what the hell let's hear about this decisive evidence like the lunchland motto says you won't be disappointed what's she going to pull out of lunchbox this time her ass decisive evidence i should have mentioned those five minutes when i wasn't looking at the crime scene and now to the matter of the victim's shoe did i not bring this up two types of blood were found on the shoe one was of course the victims the and the other blood type matched out of the defendant miss lana sky this shoe proves it it's flawless decisive evidence wait what what what there was what found on that shoe try lunchland for all your lunch and decisive evidence needs witness what's the meaning of this why why is this the first time i've heard of this evidence simple as i've already said i don't trust you with evidence mr chadworth how did you test the blood that's why i took the liberty of investigating this myself and you had blood tests performed didn't i mention and you knew lana's blood blood what i have three boyfriends and forensics he gets your honor i can't accept this as evidence what you must know the two rules of evidence law rule number one no evidence shall be shown without the approval of the police department yeah okay yeah we we've always followed that rule sure in other words this shoe is illegal evidence at least for the time being is that right mr right it seems so this is your [ __ ] full-on [ __ ] monokuma right here chadworth and is celebrating not so fast mr chadworth [Music] don't forget i used to be a detective one of my boyfriends is in the police and they approved it as i mentioned previously this shoe had already been tested by a member of the forensics department as you can see it was approved by the police department as of today here's my updated forensics report even the general public can produce official evidence mr chadwick is that right mr wright i have no [ __ ] clue it seems so i guess so chadworth is looking pretty sullen you can at least study some evidence law really the prosecution's complaints notwithstanding it appears that this evidence satisfies the first rule of evidence law however it seems you have yet another count against you witness anything to ensure that the guilty are properly judged victim shoot added to the court record white enamel shear bears traces of blood from goodman and lana sky goodman was wearing that all right almost right you may cross examine the witness i should have mentioned those five minutes when i was looking at the crime scene why did you lie about those five minutes i guess you could say i just wanted people to look at the results the results how many times do i have to say this i saw that she prosecuted stabbed the victim for my very own eyes compared to that a five minute blank means nothing yeah but you could be lying then why didn't you just tell the truth don't make me laugh we're dealing with the most untrustworthy untrustworthy of the vile lot known as prosecutors falsified evidence arranged testimonies erasing and manipulating evidence when you fight monsters you need to use every trick in the book okay this is when the suspect is admitting she did it but false testimony is the most civil crime of all of a star it's even worse even worse than murder anything let's just get this over with it's so despicable that we don't even we don't even punish people for it another matter of the victims shoot do not bring us up dude and you found this shoe at the scene of the crime i obtained the chief prosecutor and notified the police department i wanted to make myself useful while i was waiting for the police to arrive so like an ill-trained pooch who snuck off with a shoe i was afraid someone would race their chief prosecutor's crime this shoe is my secret weapon if that should happen see this fashionable basket i have here it carries more than lunch boxes gentlemen it carries a gun i'm gonna take you out chad work i'm happy for you and your lunchbox bag really educates your valuable evidence from the scene of the crime now tell us what you did next two types of blood were found on the shoe one was of course the victims [Music] so you brought it to the forensics department if you're going to submit something as evidenced in court you need to prove to do that evidence must be analyzed by a forensics expert and she got away with her little coup because she used to be a detective the shoe does appear to have bloodstains on it well the man was stabbed after all well can we prove it was his like it does match the rest of his outfit now that i think about it it actually makes sense like another guy's a cowboy like it's fine and that blood belonged to the victim detective goodman as i said there were two types of blood found on the shoe and the other blood type matched out of the defendant missile sky how did you know all right so there's blood type like like lana sky has like a positive and that blood's a positive or was it like definitively proven it was actually lana's blood not just the blood type you can't say for sure the blood belongs to the defendant with a blood test you can claim to know something about blood type are you playing the no sign of a blood test rookie huh we'll speak up uh well blood comes in four types a b o and a b however you can't tell from a blood test whether a murder was committed in cold blood oh my god phoenix that's just a figure of speech mr right how are you not going for this judge actually we can differentiate between millions of types with all the blood tests out there which means that we can more or less narrow any sample of blood down to just one person or so i hear that's pretty specific if i had a little more time i could have gotten a dna test results but they said there's very little doubt it could be anyone but this line of skies hmm so the suspect's blood was finally really that ties her directly to the death of detective goodman i was afraid he was going to say that okay we're just going for it i guess the shoe proves it it's flawless the slice of evidence i can't let this evidence go through without a fight you ordered the peppered fish cuts right someone get hot mr right some like your client she's in enough hot water to make a hole out of suit mr knight do you or don't you have a problem with the shoe a problem this is critical is there a problem with the victim's shoe yeah there's a problem if i'm not imagining things i'd say there is one critical problem with this evidence a clear contradiction that gleam in your eyes you're still young ricky i'd give you a peppered fish gut now but you couldn't take the heat could you let's see what this rory has to say what is contradictory about the victim's shoe show us the problem with this evidence oh no well whose blood is whose okay something like um wait it doesn't tell me a yellow like my options i just have to pick okay i'm guessing it's it's the the blood on the bottom um okay so i'm a bit confused about what emma just said there like is she saying that that there's a higher class of blood tests that they did that it wasn't just that oh this blood is is is a and the lioness blood is a so therefore we're making that link that they did a higher blood blood test above that but below genetics because i don't know that i don't think that was very clear at all okay i'd like to say how did the blood how did lana lose blood um and get on the shoe but it's not letting me do that instead i have to just look at this but i don't like is this the victim's blood and that's lana's blood or like how did how did he step in blood after he died like i i guess maybe i i guess has to be that well i wonder if you noticed there's blood on the bottom of the shoe she has a cut i know she has a cup but she doesn't have the cut in the in the photograph so like how did how did uh how did the cut happen right there's no cut on her hand right or we can't see one she still has the glove on that's that's why i want that's why i want like i know about the cut i remember that i just i just that's what i want to press like but it's not letting me so i have to do this this [ __ ] don't mess with me i hope i hit the wrong the right thing or there'll be blood on the bottom on of my shoe hmm indeed there is quite a bit of blood on the bottom of the shoe it makes sense the victim was stabbed with a knife what could possibly be contradictory about blood at the bottom of his shoe what how did he i mean how did he step on it afterwards oh god i don't know what i don't know what you want from me game i have no idea okay so let's see it's not i'm a lawyer it's not that it's not that it could be the knife it's not that it's not that it could be that he died from blood loss so how did he step in it after he was stabbed and he was dying um it like i don't know which blood is who's okay not that not that not that whoops we already did this so we it we can't like no no the shoe like like uh i guess maybe um maybe this is when you say where did the blood come from there's there's no there's no blood that he could have stepped on like what's what's the argument here like is shower saying that that the blood could have ran down onto a shoe or something okay let's see what's most likely to be correct here that seems like a vague connection for what i'm trying to say that seems kind of vague to it could be the shoe again honestly i'm gonna guess it's this that it's it's like not only look that is like just there's no there's no blood here this this doubles up that how did her blood get on it when she's not bleeding in the picture and also there's no blood on the floor so i'm gonna i'm gonna go for that and see if that does it the problem lies in the footprint the footprints that the bottom of the victim's shoe is covered in blood then isn't it strange why weren't any bloody footprints found by the scene of the crime yeah wasn't that what we just said before like how did blood get on the bottom of the shoe isn't that why we pointed out the blood at the bottom of shear this is okay all right fine okay it just wanted to do it again aha as you can see there were no traces of any such footprints in the scene of the crime contradictory claim about the shoe this picture only shows part of the floor so there could have been bloody footprints there weren't we checked then where are they mr chadworth because we checked the scene and found nothing of the sword maybe maybe he bled all over inside the trunk of the car and and it ran down and then he like and he was still kind of alive as he was dying from blood loss and has been gone on the bottom of his shoe or something like order order order a well witness what huh i uh great going mr right but it's true that the lack of a footprint is a contradiction but then we have to ask why wasn't their footprint yeah there still is blood on his shoe oh that's that's true there has to be a reason why there wasn't a footprint think mr wright think hey i don't know why it's not there i'm just good at finding contradictions what predictable waffles i see now i get it get what our witness is more devious than i gave her credit for we were hoodwinked to the very end but she slipped there is one vital hint to the truth in her testimony what are you talking about think back to what she told us about apprehending the suspect the chief prosecutor tried to resist but her efforts were in vain shocked my hands aside kicked over an oil drum oh she's beautiful but deadly a predator this one a leopard woman so she scratched her hand and then put the blood on the bottom of the shoe i thought that was that was a strange thing for a normally cool-headed chief to do no kidding now witness my gigantic hand allow me to ask a very simple question this oil drum was it empty oh that i'm not sure i like your attitude mr chadworth or was it in fact filled with lana's blood that you've been siphoning off of her while she slept over the past two months while you applauded this crime the oil is filled with her blood that you then planted at the scene though apparently you're not the slowest conveyor belt in the lunchbox factory oh witness well was the old drum envy the old drum kicked over by the chief prosecutor was brimming with water water what does that mean still don't get it mr wright do you want to know the reason she knocked it over the real reason to wash away the bloody footprints ah you don't mean yes this has been knocked over the old drum for one reason and one reason alone to erase the blood stains that would become evidence against her that ties things up quite nicely would would that would that work how much blood the bloodstains left in the victim's shoes tired quite clearly to this murder then after the knee was done she knocked over the old drone to erase the telltale signs why that's a prosecutor's specialty erasing evidence that reminds me this guy's right hand was hurt didn't she say she cut herself when she stabbed him so that's when my sister's blood got on the shoe well i see no reason to prolong this trial mr right do something please what what can i do your sister's confessed to the crime and she tried to conceal it but there's still no blood in the [ __ ] photograph but enough there is no need for further debate the verdict your honor very well the angel star is on the prosecution side she could have been lying about the water this court finds the defendant miss lana skye little girl what did you just say huh me did you say that i angel star was on the prosecution side well yeah you are you're saying my sister hit evidence by erasing the bloody footprints well i thought you had your fill but here you are demanding a second helping another lunchbox a lunch box called evidence wait witness don't tell me you have something else the time for deliberations is passed any further comments and you will be held in contempt of court for real this time your threats don't scare the cough up queen look at this a photograph i had it just in case anyone had the gall to suggest that the white shoe didn't belong to the victim i'm sorry why we still not asked her how the [ __ ] she like [ __ ] lana skye kills puts the body in the trunk goes over here [ __ ] does the phone call which you see is from here and then you [ __ ] oompa loompa down here all the way over here all the way over here got over here took a [ __ ] photograph of her back at the car now and then she went all the way over here to do another phone call you jumped over apprehended her but she knocked over the [ __ ] thing with the water after you did that cut her hand and then you [ __ ] took a picture of the shoe in the blood like what this is this is [ __ ] nonsense how this is huh i see no room for error in this evidence that's right wait look at the asphalt in this photo what's in the tailpipe hey it's clearly wet erasing the last trace of doubt from the court's mind immediately after the murder the crime scene was washed with water i'm sorry mr wright i guess i couldn't help after all it's not your fault i knew i couldn't win this case from the beginning and it seems this is what your sister wanted anyway all right time for mommy to show up and help think crazy i'm sorry mia [ __ ] really [ __ ] really right wet or not i'm not saying it don't be so quick to throw in the towel get yourself up off the asphalt take another good look don't give up not until the bitter end this is the last piece of evidence very well this time i like to declare a verdict for good objection your honor wait what is it with you people can't i hand down my verdicts in peace anymore whatever it is can it wait no it can't then it will be too late look at this photograph the last one submitted this trial isn't over until we give each piece of evidence proper consideration so right are you saying there's a problem with this latest piece of evidence yeah i'll think later yeah there's a problem right or wrong i've got to go ahead with this how is this not done i suppose since we've come this far we should give every claim a fair shot shake and shock it they're almost right show the court the problem with this photograph what the [ __ ] is this uh it never actually touched the blood [Music] what the [ __ ] is this in the tail pipe i don't know oh [ __ ] what what is this i'm doing this what's that the problem is in this photograph is here what's this what's this there's something poking out of the car's muffler which is a moment mr chadworth your honor you just said muffler [Music] however i see no trace of a muffler a scarf of any kind in this photograph a muffler is also a part of on a car or a motorcycle your honor just think of it as part of the exhaust system a pipe i see and i see well well right what the [ __ ] are you talking about this doesn't prove [ __ ] anything what's that suspicious looking cloth sticking out of the car's muffler pump so what if there's something sticking out yeah me and angel are just like this what does that have to do with this case nothing absolutely nothing that has everything to do with this case sorry miss star but it's not going to be that easy in fact you've already told us why this is important to the case you said as much in your testimony what let's see what mr wright has on his mind i'm also curious to hear what mri has in mind tell us what you think this piece of clothing muffler is this case the the [ __ ] the phone call but all right mr recall your testimony to the court ah yes when i arrested her she mentioned the muffler yeah all right yeah why is everyone joining me that's what you have me confused in my early testimony muffler could it be that the muffler you heard mentioned was actually this exhaust pipe if so that means this piece of cloth is vital evidence [Music] oh no well it seems we will have to what we have to suspect suspended to go and look at a piece of cloth inside an exhaust pipe everything else is fine but we have to we have to like [ __ ] go and [ __ ] look at a cloth look [Music] ascend i found myself wondering that that's what's suspending the court not this [ __ ] bananas oompa loompa march that she did that has no [ __ ] bearing on the timeline whatsoever and the book like her going here and then going back for the photograph and then going back again and there's somehow being blood everywhere even though she's not cutting the photograph and that and that being like no blood [ __ ] that no it's a piece of cloth in a [ __ ] exhaust pipe is is the [ __ ] bullet that makes it what what the [ __ ] what was she doing was she making some lunch on the way this took five minutes how big is this [ __ ] building i can be down the [ __ ] like oh my god we leave any question unanswered here we do a disservice law have the car the crime scene inspected at once and bring me that cloth the vertical wait until after we've seen all the evidence agreed i suppose so [Music] phew that was close but we made it at least for now the court will adjourn for a 30 minute recess it's lunch time after all he's still hungry what and we're gonna go get it in 30 minutes to be continued all right see your progress at this point yeah dun dun dun dun dun february 23 11 56 a.m district court fan lobby number two um mr right okay i think we're done here i think we're done here all right so um let me see all right so a bit we're a bit above time and i wanted to be done right on time today uh i'll also behind the monocle and things but i think we have i think we have to stop it sorry okay i'm gonna guess that the current rate that we're going this is gonna take three streams to do this because everyone says this trial is so long excuse me say legend has it 5 000 years ago ancient egyptian pharaohs used to play a magical children's card game this ancient game involved magical ceremonies which were used to foresee the future and ultimately decided one destiny they called it the shadow games since the game used so many magical spells and ferocious creatures it wasn't long before the game got out of hand and threatened to destroy the world all right that sounds like some pokemon [ __ ] all right thank you for the history lesson reflux uh thank you falzar25 for the 33 months in a row uh why every time i come to this and why every time i came to the stream chat says you left critical information i thought you were a lawyer hope you and your family drink i'm a lawyer thank you 525 yeah we're doing fine thank you and last but not least is fantairis for with a 5.3 so thank you much fantairis thank you thank you thank you thank you so uh in case you missed it we have new dad joke books so here's here's a freebie here's the first ad joe book in the book did you get a haircut no i got them all cut yeah this is gonna be great this is gonna be great this is gonna be great all right so uh what's the best time to go to the to the dentist 230 how did the [ __ ] the camping trip go it was intense so there we go all right so we got a new dad joke book unfortunately this dad joke these day joke books are kind of stingy and um they uh they don't have many on each page so i'm guessing that i'm just gonna have to like do two pages per hand in so you get like two jokes pretty much there's one or two dad jokes on each page there's also in this one there's there's like 30 blank pages at the end i guess so you can add your own like what's with all the blank it's it's like it's a misprint almost there's just nothing there's not even anything after it like wow scams scammed frugal politicians say what do you have told us is rubbish the world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise the scientists gave a superior smile for applying what is the tortoise standing on you're very clever young man very clever to the old lady but it's turtles all the way down i love that that line uh who who's this is that is that hawking that had that happen turtles all the way down [Music] oh it's it's it's not that all it's it's it's not attributed to anyone specifically it's just just it's one of those things that's become a story okay john green i [ __ ] hate john green what what i say i'm sorry i don't want cause uh caused beef no i didn't say anything okay uh what are we doing i think we're done uh there's probably some fan art or some watercoloring things that we need to do but maybe i should um maybe i should just go hank is the superior green i agree with those words all right so thank you hero [Music] desert monk cali ro and ranikal for using 20k amona coins on literally nothing instead of um instead of uh the monacoin fund thank you very much uh thank you mimi the umi sell more joe's retinas silk spire rex yalda bayoff and by chandley chan and smaffy for using uh 20 coins on the aiomonocoin fund uh i won't take them off until tomorrow though so i'm just acknowledging that you did it um and oh my god there's so many waifu things oh [ __ ] okay um maybe we'll just schedule that there are 18 requests for stream for waifu why do you guys want this so much i'm going to increase the price how is this the most requested reward more people do that than than than ayaya it's the claps how much does it cost fifteen thousand we're just giving that away for free all right i'm increasing that i'm increasing that hugely bigly bigly all right there you go it's increased good luck bigly uh also i'm adding a new one [Music] okay four one million monocoins one million the reward is weave absolution i will cleanse you of weebery you will no longer be a weeb you can pause you can possibly revert to being a weeb however do not waste this gift for 1 million you can absolve yourself a weebery [Music] there are 20 requests two people snuck in before the price increase are you kidding god dammit can you have a bait email i don't know a big email might be pretty good actually [Music] okay i think i'm done uh we'll do some modern coins either tomorrow or what day is it tomorrow's tomorrow's friday tomorrow's friday okay so maybe we'll do the beginning stream tomorrow at the end of stream tomorrow we'll do um we'll do our monaco and janitorial duties okay so i'm guessing we'll be done on tuesday or wednesday for this trial and then we'll do deltarune and if we're done on deltarune uh if if we do delta in one day and we're done on thursday maybe we'll take next friday off and then we'll start fresh on tuesday the 22nd with ace attorney part two i think i think i think i think anyways that's it so uh oh thank you many many people for the 313 sub thank you very much thank you thank you [Music] uh anyone got anything to say to me before i leave how many make you watch one full anime like one piece oh you can't do that nope nope hawking tells the turtles turtle story in brief history time he attributes to a well-known scientist some say it was bertrand russell oh that's why associated with yeah yeah that's why okay coming from how much for an anime watch party okay that's something we might do if if we can legally do a watch party through amazon's whatever like um i'm willing to do a watch party do you have to be have like an amazon account to watch with me or can anyone do that that's something we could possibly do but we'll be pausing it a lot to laugh yeah that's something we could possibly do yeah we'll see people are holding their monoclones for extra coins today maybe that's never going to happen you need prime okay all right i think we saved it right before this it has to say yeah it did okay all right so that's it for me i'll see you guys tomorrow see you later have a good rest your day you

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