An "Incorrect" Summary of High School DxD | Anime Recap

high school dxd is a story-driven hentai anime that tells the tale of an abnormally perverted teenage boy who's murdered by his girlfriend and then reincarnated as a slave for a really hot demon lady all while the viewer is constantly reminded with every flash of ass and boobs that they are still lonely and need to step outside and touch some grass while that synopsis may sound hard to believe i am telling the truth the incorrectness of this summary has not started yet now before you click off this video and make further assumptions about my anime viewing habits allow me to elaborate and hopefully dig myself out of the hole i've created our scene opens with three guys staring longingly into the sky thinking about well thinking about female human anatomy roughly a minute into episode one is the first of many times you'll wonder to yourself why exactly you've started this series but deep down we all know it's already too late to venture away from your destiny to complete this series it doesn't take long after that for the first pair of naked breasts to make their on-screen appearance in fact it was so quick on my initial watch through i had to wonder to myself if i had accidentally entered the wrong website but alas this is no low budget hentai we were talking about it's a high quality anime rich with character development and an exceptional plot yes it does have one we'll get there eventually now i was so distracted i forgot to mention this is our main character he's alright i guess currently he's being overseed by this girl who happens to be the first character introduced that isn't fundamentally underdeveloped in the brain category for reasons unknown she has interest in him i'm not sure what she sees exactly but i am but a watcher by some twist of fate our introduction to reas takes place while she's getting ready to have a shower that just so happens to be conveniently off the main room where people would gather and this just so happens to be the room she decides to always get undressed this arises many questions from me but unsurprisingly i will never receive answers for them while i was busy censoring half the screen for the spontaneous shower sequence in order to avoid getting the big red band hammer of death from youtube ise is approached by a lovely girl asking to be his girlfriend instead of thinking to himself why the [ __ ] would anyone want to be within five meters of his ass he accepts the offer with no thought to the high probability that she is a kgb operative sent to infiltrate the country and stand by as a sleeper agent or maybe she's just a third-rate angel from the fallen heavens we'll get to that later to no surprise after a cutesy montage in an extremely uncomfortable transformation sequence issei is impaled by a strange magical rod let me rephrase as he lies on the ground slowly dying the red-haired ginger lady shows up fully clothed this time i may add and decides to enslave the half-dead corpse lying before her eyes the following morning isai wakes up thinking it was all but a dream however as he sits there in a dark bedroom with two other men watching a very very weird erotica like i'm talking exceptionally weird he realizes something's not quite right and goes back to the scene of the crime only to get impaled by a strange man's magic he's pulling his [ __ ] out again that came out right ryus eventually shows up to save his ass once again and the next morning he wakes up coming to the realization after being face to face with tatooine's twin sons that this is no dream and he is indeed the slave of a ginger demon lady further supporting the experimental hypothesis that gingers don't actually have souls new titles upon return to school rhys introduces us to the entire supporting cast four eyes leader of the other prominent demon house sea tree possible cross dresser kiba sorry that's a different character kiba our prince charming and oddly attractive male yes i am straight small cat girl hanukko neko and lastly the sadistic big bosom to keno who's the only other character besides issei that belongs in horny seriously the forwardness is scary now the gang's all here rhys gives us the lowdown on the turf four that has occurred in the underworld basically god banished the chorus of angels let the audacity to possess emotions how terrible they were thrown into the underworld and fight with the demons in a pointless power struggle to add to what is already a complicated plot for a show that's sole goal is to achieve the world record of most bare breasts in an episode there's also a third party of normal angels that are usually too busy sucking the wiener of tommy sama do anything important there you have it a three-way turf war and to clear some more things up remember that shitty girlfriend from earlier she belonged to the fallen angels she ratioed issei to the power he holds within him but more likely than that it's because he's a little deviant who peaks on women too shame he say after the plot developing talk griez reminds that sorry i got a little distracted it seems no woman in this show wears a bra that is a lot of nipples okay um rhea sends isa out to do some devil worship matches with some other clients and by devil worship magic i mean argue of the best run of a manga series in cross dress seems legit on east his way home it seems another individual has the desire to impale him with a strange magical rod but this time he's able to ward them off by somehow unintentionally blowing her clothes off he reports these new events to his master and goes home to reflect on his new life of servitude he has found himself thrown into the following day devil boy makes friends with a nun some friendship rhys tells him to stay away from nuns because you know they're demons but thanks to issei's extremely odd luck he's thrown into the midst of an exorcism that ends with this psychotic priest attempting to violate the nun lady yeah the grammary house once again comes to eastea's aid and he is saved from this scenario almost like fate has destined it the next day isai once more runs into the none only this time the cutesy montage doesn't end with issei being impaled by a long magical rod formed out of thin air actually never mind that does happen more importantly the nun is taken hostage by our shitty co-workers who plan to crucify ease attempts to save the nun but once again strange rods gotta watch out for those at the grimoire household isaiah obtains the assistance of prince charming and neko-chan and a covert mission to take down the kgb sleeper agents about to be unleashed in southern japan they're going to rescue the nun sadly squad isa is too late to the little powwow going on in the basement of some old church and as punishment they suck the nun dry and gain control over her magical rings i feel like i've heard a plot like this before [ __ ] doesn't stop there though and for some godforsaken reason the director of the show thought that now was the best time to flash a titty what whoa dude she's [ __ ] dying over here i'm trying to immerse myself into this wonder of a story but god has decided that this moment in time is the best for a wardrobe malfunction i just let's just keep going he's saying the harpy of a girlfriend engaged in an emotional battle that highlights the true strength within oneself but for most of it i can't stop laughing because they won't cover up asia's titty there's got to be a code for something like this you say be a good boy and cover it up please once the harpy's defeated rhea steps in and absolutely annihilates that stupid [ __ ] aj is resurrected as a bishop for the grimmery household and issei learns that his inner strength comes from the red dragon a deity said to be so strong it can kill god with all our problems solved the little devil group heads home and story well in this story we're only halfway through season one i hope you're enjoying this intellectual wonder of a series but before we go any further i should probably explain the whole chess piece mechanic in the show basically rhys is the king of their household and to make her members demon she uses these pieces to give them power and allow them to use their sacred gears which is pretty similar to kekai genkai and naruto i don't know if anyone understood that it's their unique power so for example the woman with big knockers is the queen prince charming over here is a knight and i say upon is it a little much first show that's driving concept is using nudity as a shock factor i mean yeah but come on it's kind of cool isn't it now up next is something like a typical shonen training arc but with a lot more post-production censorship on my part for the sake of not getting community guideline violations please youtube i am doing my best here we are gifted with a very below the waist focus tennis match a dodgeball game with the capability of blowing women's clothes on yes really and a slime whose sole purpose is dissolving women's clothes nothing should surprise you at this point in the following episode it becomes apparent that the sheer amount of sexual situations that issei has thrown into is in fact not malicious but entirely coincidental as not only is there randomly a girl in his shower but upon returning to his room to banish his inner desires he's visited by a different girl surprised it's his master who wants him to take her v-card it turns out that rhys is having an arranged marriage and was looking for an out not only is isaiah a bit pissed off about this due to his kind heart but he's also a bit jealous of this dude's polygamy relationship with his servants i just i just don't the only way out of the arranged marriage is to win a raiding game which is really just a search and destroy match between opposing houses after getting bombed by a tiny girl isa goes into rigorous training mode before the big match against the phoenix house during training he undergoes a harsh withdrawal from lack of randomly occurring nudity yeah that's a lie and you know you also get a little tease of what the power of the red dragon is truly capable of and with that the training arc comes to a close and we are launched into a battle that would decide the fate of these two households on the proving grounds issei shows himself to be especially useful with his new very fitting power to strip any woman of their dignity and their clothes he and koneko reconvene with the dirty sadistic who is currently having a bit too much fun not long after neko-chan gets [ __ ] appointed and the battle of queens is brewing in our midst [Applause] likely has even scarier back problems damn those things are large in the other corner we have this lovely queen that has for reasons unknown devoted herself to this worthless stack of [ __ ] who will win obviously our queen will be taking the cake oh what's this seems the overseers forgot to install the anti-cheat and the phoenix household has the most [ __ ] power up of teardrop bottles that instantly heal you what bullsh ese wipes up some extra trash laying around as does kiba before what i can only describe as for the sake of the plot gets one-shotted by by well this i i don't know what this is do you anyway isai takes center stage once more and has a 1v1 against mtv rising star up to this point he's used most of his magic power which i guess is a thing now honestly didn't know there were limits but yeah let's go ahead and establish those now with that new element of information stored in our hippo krampus that's the part of our brain that hosts memories the fight is rather one-sided with riser having the power to just [ __ ] heal every time because you know he's a phoenix and all as he says on death's door rhys decides um sorry the random titty pop was a bit distracting rhys calls the fight to save eastey's life and it's game over grammary loses or did that as all hope seems to be lost and we cry along our beloved main character who has some very questionable morals and values it turns out that re is his older brother who just so happens to be saint and by the way has taken a liking to issa and gives him an invite to crash the wedding and steal back his sister in her v card not sure what exactly he saw in him but okay here we go he say steps in with style and we have a rematch on our hands all right ladies and gentlemen in today's match our competitors will be the pawn bearer of the red dragon biggest degenerate to walk on this big blue sphere we call earth versus the rising star of jersey shore heir of the dark sign that's the wrong series the master of the phoenix house riser riser i think that's his whole name [Applause] while the battle at first sight may seem unwinnable for issei with the help of the dragon residing in his puny little body as well as a crucifix and holy water he got off agia he's able to pull out the dub as the orchestra who i only hope knows nothing about this show's existence ramps up the intensity with finely chosen pitches and tempos as he lands the final blow and rhys is freed from her potential suitor's grasp he say flies off on a griffin which i guess does exist in this universe and he shares an intimate kiss with the ginger lady as they fly across the moon with this fairy tale shot season one comes to a close and they all live happily ever after that is until season two of course stay tuned for part two well all i can say is i hope my mom never sees this the best way i can describe this series to someone is a writer initially had a pretty cool plot on his hands but it wasn't unique enough to make it big what better way to make something stand out than some good old booby shock factor there are two animes that come to mind that use this technique two love rue and dxd both of which i have rather strange mixed feelings for regardless of whatever i may have found myself flashed with i trekked through three times now and i got a little too invested in the story so with that said i'll leave off this video with the same quote i left my last dxd video with i came for the boobs and i stayed for the story [Music] you

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Length: 12min 50sec (770 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 11 2022