Americans React | PEEP SHOW Season 1 Episode 5 | Dream Job | REACTION

hello everybody how's it going it's Queen Boomer I'm back she is back ladies and gentlemen guess what we're watching today do you know peep show people I'm excited and I'm back and I'm finally not sick yes she's finally after two weeks I feel like it was like three weeks I know right it's like a month long sickness well it whoa this thing is all over my face well it makes me really happy to have a healthy Queen Boomer I'm very happy to be healthy yeah you know what we should do we should buy a box of Peeps and every time we watch Peep Show eat peeps we should eat peeps okay I'll be back in 10. oh yeah yeah okay folks be right back I I love peeps huh they gotta be so bad for you though oh they're sure they're awful for you a bunch of sugary stuff it's a sugar dipped it's a sugar dipped chicken piglet I don't know the best way to describe it but I describe it as a sugar-covered chicken piglet oh my goodness your face yeah yeah all right well this is peeps uh episode five from season one it's called dream job all right so I'm sure mark one of them gets their dream job it's Gotta Be mark can't be the other guy because he can't hold the job maybe it's his dream job not holding a job you're not having a job that is for being like a professional pizza eater I don't know professional pizza eater why is my footage so bad I think I got bit by a mosquito again if you come to Florida if you come to Florida watch out for the mosquitoes they literally can pick you up and carry you away they are yeah all right so let's get into Peep Show like subscribe do whatever you Muppets want to do because it's free world out there okay what you gotta do muppetism all right here we go if I get promoted to loan supervisor that's an extra 160 a month four months weekend in Zurich if I get it I should have ironed my why didn't I iron my [ __ ] tie hey Mark I thought you'd be out by now nope not out yet haven't been in yet lovely soft face I remember it's just I was thinking about doing it too cover the camera why oh okay ready you're so cute all right Barbara and Lucy in there relax have a bloody good laugh you're right totally right a laugh have a nice Jesus Christ and I've seen from the comments they all think you have a farting problem it's the chair I swear it's the chair okay let's rewind a little bit okay let's start that again if I get it I should have ironed my why didn't I iron my [ __ ] tie hey Mark I thought you'd be out by now nope not out yet haven't been in yet lovely soft face remember it's just Barbara and Lucy in there relax have a bloody good laugh you're right totally right a laugh have a nice laugh do you think Jeff's charity squash stuff's gonna count for much Mark don't worry it'll be fine I'm sure you're gonna get it oh Sophie have you ever been to Zurich what too much too much very clean apparently ruthlessly clean talking of which uh badminton round robin he's still on for Wednesday yep still on and I was thinking afterwards hey [ __ ] face you're on forget it mate you're dead in the water I'm gonna be relaxing all over you we've been to Zurich we have just in the airport they had a fun airport the airport looked like the freaking Death Star it was awesome it was very futuristic it was kind of it was kind of disturbing to me I was walking around I was like this is the [ __ ] Death Star it was very clean it was very very clean yeah and they had a train that had like a video screen when you went on it and it was cows in the mountains and they moved and they did move they were like this is your stop I was like oh my God I love Sarah it was like a Disney ride honestly foreign yeah totally yeah although obviously one of us has to be on reception at any one time unless Hazel can cover that's really important okay I get it the code right we buyed our time until we pick the perfect moment to start really shaking [ __ ] up and get noticed yeah although one of the best ways to get noticed early on is to pick up a four-partner on the way in ask Ron if he wants a latte before Jesus man what happened you got like a Blair Witch here oh yeah you like that comment The Blair Witch here oh God the creativity in the insults from you guys across the Atlantic never ceases to amaze me no they're really quick never ceases too you got a Blair Witch ear Jesus Christ Tony's you know next door Tony oh the one you wrote Tony's theme for she's like some kind of drug kind of like ketamine but with nicer hair no you're all set aren't you you my friend are a music studio reception Runner now gets the women hot yeah oh yeah it's a Savage Garden my friend a Savage Garden shall I ask what he means the interview went really well glad I didn't mention the phones keep the big idea on ice for now maybe should have mentioned the blind kids do you remember those screensavers all the old computers yeah yeah I remember Legends of yesterday it used to be like that was like the peak of technology for some people as kids like you would change that you could change the way that that screensaver what it said and which if it flipped certain ways yeah I remember like the one that bounces back and forth like between the things but I turned it into like a shooting star it bounced back so we have like sparkles wherever it hit yeah could have sanded like I just did it for my CV and then I definitely did not do that just for my CV mark hey Sophie Mark Barbara's asked me to let you know there's news what they didn't give it to Jeff no no they didn't no Mark let me sit down um they didn't give it to Jeff but they didn't give it to you either is this a funny joke no Mark listen this is weird really weird but Barbara she asked me to temporarily take over the supervisor role well good that's good great well I'll just get on with these oh let me it doesn't matter it doesn't matter so what happened congratulations what the hell happened apparently Barbara thought no one came up to the required standard and they decided as an interest sure sure but what's the real deal what's the story behind the story does there need to be a no I mean you know how you know how I think of you but you've got to say I'm the better loan manager right you've got to say that well you've got to say that haven't you you're very good at your job mark that's quite all right now do you reckon you can finish off the Hertfordshire file yeah right bye tonight you're serious what it's not a big just no totally that's fine fine yeah I'll do that fine and if you could just dance a death clock Dance all over my hopes and dreams and leave a girl turned in my happy place [ __ ] I should have milked those blindies dry yeah so this is really very similar to a much larger version of the old graphics equalizer that you might have had on your Hi-Fi in that it takes the graphics which is another word for music and it equalizes them I've lost her she's gone the whole Christ I'm actually quite boring when I put my mind to it and you've got The Chemical Brothers in six yeah yeah they're great really great group lovely guys come on this is it so just sitting here it's almost like you can feel your mojo expanding Jess you haven't seen my booking no I don't think it's well hi hi is that burrows in the drug culture I love that book me too I've been reading it for like a year I'm on the bit where Kerouac finishes his benzodrine high looks back at his novel and realizes he wasn't even holding a pen it was Ginsburg down in the corner and he laughing but crying at the same time this group of three is like a circle jerk of [ __ ] yeah that's how to explain it yeah yeah oh great yeah they've clicked for my book club brilliant right here clicking shit's on Bird song so cheers do you think you could have a look at that uh thing for me on reception a thing yeah oh that I fixed that oh did you let's uh gone again no I fixed it twice I was just down it's uh definitely not working [ __ ] off what isn't the thing he fixed listen I'm just showing Tony around at them Jeremy I'm fine your thing sounds important maybe um Hans super hands super hands super hands super hands um I think that's what he it's that's the German way to pronounce it well she's got super hands maybe he does she gonna find out I should say she wants to find out looks like she does yeah look at that face she'll say she has to find out if he has super hands huh this could show me the rest of the equipment it's cool there's a bond of trust he won't break the bond of trust badminton sorry he sorry you'll be sorry [ __ ] [Music] he is a maniac dude he is a maniac ouch sorry yes sorry you'll be sorry [ __ ] what a horrible I couldn't hate her why oh why oh why didn't I tell him the phones thing the phone's thing rocks Sophie climbing Over My Dead Body it's not her fault she doesn't even realize she's just a stooge a beautiful stupid ugly [ __ ] filthy grasping stooge whoops come on Mark keep it real don't let this ruin things besides once you're going steady you can grind her down put her handbag in the fridge and tell her she's going mad that's funny nothing sorry good shot it's just a game a grown-up game mouse trap downfall hunt the Yorkshire Ripper it's not her fault why didn't I mention the [ __ ] phone 15 9. well played three quarters a day what I'm sorry I'd love to play another game but I've been invited to this dinner thing I thought we were going for dinner oh yeah we never said I thought we said I don't think we said because the whole team's going and Barbara was the whole team the team sorry Mark it's really rude but I thought he was such a maniac no I know have you ever played Batman now since I was a kid no so no I can't remember I think it it's the last time I played it was like somewhere like 10 or 15 years ago something like that oh wow yeah when I was when I was still in my 50s so we should play at the beach yeah we're almost a good beach game it is I've well volleyball is so much better yeah that's true fine it's all fine everything is clear I love her she is going to kill me it's all totally fine she's my guest I invited her why should I be the one making Ron lattes all day just showing tiny the old drum Luke from bum dog she'll get bored of him just like she got bored of me okay see are you sure you can get home from here you can never go home again Winter's coming is this Stalingrad is this where it all ends or is this where it all starts this is a good idea this is a great idea it's exactly the sort of thing they're looking for and it's exactly what they're not expecting just do it Alan Mike Barbara hope you don't mind if I butt in [Laughter] it I love them though I love Mark I love Mark but he is [ __ ] mental he's amazing He's A Mental dude don't worry I'm not gonna tuck in cursive the expense account I just thought this might be a good opportunity for me to share with you my vision [ __ ] can this wait till tomorrow can jlb's future wait till tomorrow I don't think so and I think you'll agree when you hear the great idea I was just too darn friggin scared to spill at interview mate I know you wanted reroute the phones this was definitely a good idea simple as that reroute the phones to everyone's mobiles 24-hour face-to-face round-the-clock customer freaking service it's like hey I'm clocking off finger to the customer well not anymore because probably best if you go home now old son but I've worked with blind kids I'm the full package think about it I'll have my action plan on your desk first thing in the morning this was definitely a good idea there's no chance this wasn't a good idea a good idea call yourself a mate mate what oh yeah right what I saw you leave her flat this morning she wanted Bongo lessons what can I say the lady has a passion for percussion she hasn't got a bongo you weren't carrying a bonk there was no Bongo that you don't need a drum to teach someone look mate I'm next door I heard you your noise last night oh that that was nothing that was press-ups yeah well you certainly seem to enjoy the last few a lot hey mate sometimes you really gotta push for the burn oh it's the human Time Bomb don't poke him don't rile him good to see you join the party we're just hanging out with the band long day at the studio so how are you doing oh good I'm feeling pretty good great the way I see it now Barbara is an experienced man manager and if she thinks Sophie's right for the job then Sophie's right for the job hey Barbara thought we should have a follow-up meeting read the phones thing oh you're not here well I'll just leave my new idea in your desk give you time to think about it yeah so my new idea is urine loads and loads oh you're never gonna go on a date with her it's ruined well he obviously does because one of the lady remember we watched a uh because they told us that we watched one of the episodes that was a later Episode by accident oh what did we yeah the one where uh him and were you a part of that video I can't remember no there's your other Queen Boomer excuse me sorry I had to do that joke okay well it's time to pee on you I want to piss on you no drip drip drip now oh don't pee on people folks don't be on people don't pee on there no but there was there was there was one episode where uh I can't remember if you're part of that reaction video or not yeah I was I was trying to watch episode two of the first season and then all these comments came back saying it was like either episode seven or eight anyway one of the or six one of the later episodes oh okay and he actually got with Sophie I'm surprised it gets over there after this I know right unless she's not gonna find out that it was him that did it yeah what if he blames the other guy yeah the guy he hates I don't know so who knows in your drawers what do you think about that don't you think that would be just the ticket yeah you're getting some too jlb credit [ __ ] off please what from Sophie application letter to she did it she stiffed me well Sophie's draws getting a dowsing two or I could park a turd on her desk a bit freaky pissing's okay pissing's just horseplay oh my god oh no I didn't do it it's not my piss it was a joke she did it to me last week [ __ ] mark Sophie I I didn't realize you were still here yeah I've been working late down in marketing what are you doing oh just likewise uh working late uh left a file here somewhere right um Mark I'm glad I bumped into you actually about the other night at the restaurant um I just wanted you to know that I'm don't notice the piss don't notice the piss yeah Mark oh yeah totally oh there's the final numbers I knew she had these here somewhere let me get those for you oh thanks Mark um listen do you want to better not thanks got a lot to do thanks yeah I've got to take the letter shaped knife out of my back Judas okay okay they're a bit crinkled so what hello police someone broke into my office and crinkled my papers and things I think not Sophie I'm coming in if you're decent I'm going for coffee [Laughter] how do you explain that Oh my Jesus dude oh sorry I'm just drawing your papers that I pissed on it's not piss so I offered a mixture of therapy with other disciplines such as careers guidance but mainly you're a careers guidance counselor right I mean I just want to make it absolutely clear I'm here for careers guidance not therapy not therapy okay what are you trying to say just interested in why it is you think I don't want to talk about any difficult feelings I may or may not be experiencing my mother my father or my so-called childhood fine fine well often I like to kick things off with a bit of word association it's kind of a fun is it therapy not really no I'll just say a word and you tell me the very first thing that pops into your mind he's trying to therapize me okay let's start with an obvious one work snake pet snake charmer just say the first thing that comes to mind money everything not everything children blind uh short father fuhrer football mother Sophie [ __ ] no no no oh this is a really funny episode man uh oh my God such an awkward little [ __ ] why did Mother make him think of Sophie and then he just goes [ __ ] look mark I really get the feeling you're resisting something here can I change any of those what score did I get it wasn't good was it you don't get a score in word association right sure you don't maybe we should try something else have you ever done a Rorschach test tell me what you see a hairy [ __ ] a hungry oh my God I want him to say that out loud oh have you ever done one of those yeah yeah what do you see I can't unsee what he's just said devouring what do you say what he said a hairy twine yeah because he said it now I can't get it out of my head oh my God bush times when they give you a Rorschach test you just got to give him a little slap I see a frog you see a frog yeah oh God this wait we got to keep going we're pausing a lot this episode but I'm sorry it's really funny have you ever done a raw shark test just tell me what you see a hairy [ __ ] a hungry devouring [ __ ] ah kitten it's that hook offer the hook we need to hit something yeah they don't know I'm the owner of a massive musical brain to them I'm just the mild-mannered janitor the chorus is working too yeah the chorus is working like the Frog chorus someone needs to tell them I went outside but I'm on the inside this is it this is my moment go on do it cross the drawbridge make the splash maybe you should just mess things up a bit sorry I mean don't you think it'd be better if the sound was more sort of like cajao yeah yeah okay not so much A to B to C but more sort of a to d and then back to a and then to X you know just better like your first CD I mean obviously I don't want to butt in I mean it's your song foreign because like I say at the moment it is very sort of you know oh God we're doing the [ __ ] song when's it gonna finish [ __ ] out whereas I'm thinking that it should be more sort of whereas like I say at the moment it is more kind of which it doesn't have to be if I was I love that it seems like this is a band he's talking to yeah if I was them I would literally get up out of our chairs and rise up and slay him I loved his explanation did of course she did I did I understood it I knew exactly where he's coming from oh you're so damn cute sometimes babe yeah no good for you yeah that's great thanks mate no problem mate this was definitely a good idea there's no chance this wasn't a good idea did anyone can see that now I'll tell him all right then Mr T cheers in sorry mate nothing I can do you're out fired but Ron's a tough nut I did everything I could what he didn't do [ __ ] earlier I had the whole thing out with him earlier I threatened to walk he was having none of it right so are you gonna walk now steady on mate I'm not I'm not Spartacus that's pretty bloody obvious well I refuse I refuse to be fired so what are you gonna do about that I'm still here super hands I'm still standing here you lose no you won't go I see through you still need to get me out of the picture so you can muscle in on my woman yeah wouldn't it be so much easier if I just lay down and okay Ron no that won't be necessary because I'm going to be leaving the premises immediately thank you Ron back to your entire who is that security yeah they're gonna call security yeah I figured I love Bob Ross do you yeah you don't like him he paints happy Joe this bush needs a friend I've never watched them you need to watch him why because uh he helps bushes get friends yeah he's like look at this guy you know how to make it a happy Sky a sun I don't know I like see he's not Lennon but she is Yoko I'm Lennon but Yoko has gone off with Paul I mean imagine that that's the scenario we're talking yeah don't remind you not going in they think I'm Ill I'm screwing the system and there's not a thing they can do about it design in there Sophie's gonna pay she'll pay all right yeah I mean what's wrong with revenge and the mark on the door and plagues and pestilence and that kind of thing exactly suddenly you're not allowed to wreak Revenge it's political correctness gone mad Jeremy have you seen strangers on a train yeah sure no one suspects the chef it's about these two guys who take care of each other's enemies okay right and what happens in the end uh I can't remember but I'm pretty sure it all turns out all right no no happy painting God bless this is the ultimate yes sorry it's payback time and she's paying back in fear dollars yeah so what are you gonna say I thought I might just say I'm gonna cut her up and leave her in buckets they go all the way to her house just to do a prank call yeah yeah bits yeah the wall like he's on the phone unless they're trying to get her to come out of the house but if they're just going to someone's house just to do a prank call what a bunch of [ __ ] Muppets oh my gosh what no you don't say that Jesus that's horrible just say something like ask is Mrs huge ass there no no not that she's got a thing about her bum uh how about Mike Hunt no no well what should I say then shall I oh hello uh it's um I'm I'm watching you not in a horrible way just I can see you yes I can you're eating spaghetti linguine whatever well I'm outside I'm behind a bush no no I'm not going to tell you which now look I'm the one in charge here I'm the one now look there's no need to go over the top about this yeah I'm just shooting you up a bit [ __ ] generous Sophie I Mark she's going to Jesus [ __ ] kills I hope welcome to America baby yeah I think it sounds like a BB gun yeah and it looks yeah it looks like uh one of those actually like short pump pistol babies from like the 1980s yeah welcome to America baby yeah I'm just shooting you up a bit [ __ ] Jeremy she's got a [ __ ] air gun Sophie I Mark she's going to hurt so much it's coming we've gotta why not come clean you can say you could say nope there is no possible way of making this look at it oh [ __ ] oh that's cute it's like he had those boots yeah I suppose everything turned out pretty much all right yeah I think she got the message I've made a psycho call to the woman I love kicked a dog to death I didn't really kick a dog to death he's bright lying the uh that's kind of actually I was just thinking about that of all the places that get hit with a BB yeah one of the worst places to get hit is anywhere in the face yeah it's gonna hurt so bad I've been shot by a baby in my legs before but my brother-in-law shall not I know he did that he doesn't have an eye anymore yeah he's gonna he's got a fake eye that's crazy don't don't Point guns in people's face even if it's a air gun like you said heard uh brother-in-law lost an eye because of a BB gun he was a kid but yeah yeah be careful still lesson learned right and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance something I mean what's happened to me so you still up for this myself in the neck again oh when I was a kid how'd that turn out trying to hide a hickey really you should have said it was a hickey I'd be so embarrassed to tell people I shot myself with a negative people I mean guys it was it was some girl yeah no it's fine I'm on it great good give me the plan again I give super hands the pizza pepper spray him then kick him in the nuts and grab his wallet to make it look like a robbery that's the spirit go for it buddy what am I doing I can't do this there's no way I can do this do I look like the kind of person who eats Pizza there's no pizza it's me Mark I've been sent to pepper spray super hands and kick them in the nuts but I can't all right it's all gone Over the Edge of Reason s he looked like he looks like a velociraptor you want to see what a velociraptor looks like okay move your legs for a second ready he was being so Snoopy do that again oh my god I've been sent to pepper spray super hands and kick him in the nuts but I can't I can't all right it's all gone Over the Edge of Reason what look it would really help me if you could start screaming a bit screaming yeah and if you could tell Jeremy what the hell is going on why haven't you pepper sprayed him cheers is this for real I am not Jeremy I oh looky looky at this well what a surprise what a very big surprise another late night Bongo lesson Jeremy we're two single people having a great time if you can't handle that then go back to the 50s yeah yeah maybe you should uh make a move mate okay yeah mate I'll make a move how about this for a move no oh he actually did it Jeremy that's enough just there's no need to [ __ ] don't just sprayed me don't [ __ ] sprayed me it's for your own good these guys are absolute muffins look at him look at him now he's back in therapy as well on his forehead he's been uh okay enough career's guidance I need therapy that first stop submitting it how could it possibly have been for my own good look I don't want to talk about it anymore you didn't kick him in the nuts you can build on that the spray is gone Jeremy where tell me where it is look Mr Klugman has a little Mantra that I'm finding very helpful heal and grow not to be patronizing but perhaps you want to have a really good think about that Sophie heal and grow heal and grow good to see you come in Mark you're okay I've been feeling a little low lately but what happened was you oh that that's nothing Jeremy just hit me with the ladle Jesus Jeremy you can't go around hitting people with ladles yeah whatever you shouldn't have pepper sprayed me what what's going on Mark you've been away for Sophie Sophie Sophie relax I'm fine life is fine cool wet grass cool wet grass I'm having therapy I'm going to the solarium I have spoken with the citizens advice Bureau there's nothing inside killing me yeah good um because I guess I just I wanted to apologize about the work thing I know how much you wanted it lying [ __ ] not [ __ ] it's fine fine I've let go of all that stuff yeah totally oh that's great really and to tell you the truth you're well out of it it's all politics and the joke is I don't really want the job but Barbara have made me write an official application letter to Regional ah right Jesus so she didn't oh God I'm such a [ __ ] muncher no not [ __ ] muncher so I guess I just wanted to say I enjoyed the badminton and everything and I hope when you're back on my team we can get back to normal yeah your team heal and grow heal and grow well I guess it's very nice for the big lady to come down here and talk to the little man I'm just surprised you can see me from all the way up there in your Ivory town uh I was like when is the yeah crazy Mark coming back there he is it gonna be like that you can [ __ ] off I'm just surprised you can see me from all the way up there in your Ivory town oh look if you're gonna be like that you can [ __ ] off good for her Sophie Sophie Sophie don't go feet I hey Mark I found it oh it's for your own good found it oh pepper spray hurts oh I've never been pepper sprayed I you know what though just heard I have I've been around when pepper spray has been used before yeah and it makes it made me cough like uncontrollable have you I've never even been around it I thought you said you've been sprayed with pepper spray before I got pepper spray on my hands but I've never been to where like people actually oh actually yeah which has got to be terrible no I've been around pepper spray and like I I started a coughing uncontrollably for like a half an hour yeah it was it was like my lungs didn't like it at all no and this was like 20 years I was like a teenager when this happened so this was like 20 years ago where where was there pepper spray it was I was in Washington DC and something I think some nut bag around this is where like all where all the museums are yeah and I guess some nut bag got taken down by police or something so back when they used to pepper spray you first before they pulled the gun guns on you uh but anyway I don't even remember seeing it I just heard from like people around but I was like coughing uncontrollably I was like what happened like ice I smelled it and it was this awful smell and like once I smelled it I couldn't stop coughing yeah to get like pepper sprayed as a test probably either that or they're all either that or they're auditioning for Jackass no they have to get peppers fruit and tasered I'd rather get tasered yeah me too the thought of that stuff going in your eyes and the way I remember coughing so much just being around it just sounds yeah it just sounds excruciating I'd rather just get a quick zap up it's over I do remember the smell of it when I got it on my hands it don't think it made me cough but it smelled yeah but anyway these episodes of Peep Show are getting better and better oh my gosh I really they're getting darker too I do think the for the one that we watched right before this one was was crazy it was a little crazier yeah it was crazier but um this one this might be the best episode I've seen so far I don't know but it just keeps getting better and better so it's excellent yeah I like it a lot I like it too yeah um I gotta be careful for the next one I do because that's coming up is probably the one where either we or I alone accidentally watched um one of the later ones yeah so I gotta once I find that one that I'll just skip past that one because that one was uh I did that one by accident sorry I know I can be I can be a muppet sometimes or all the time but uh yeah I'm really excited about the reaction of these moving forward this is uh the show's getting better and better yeah definitely yeah I think we should do found it a.m Carl Pilkington 88 abroad we got to do an Indian abroad and then we gotta do um Father Ted yeah we got a lot of Father Ted yeah and I agree because we we love Father Ted maybe tomorrow because you only have a kind of a short workout right yeah yeah so you probably do when I get home after I give you a surprise a surprise yeah it's Valentine's Day tomorrow oh [ __ ] yeah that's how lost we are at doing things that's how busy we are we don't even know okay she didn't even know it's Valentine's Day tomorrow I just remembered like a couple hours ago I was like [ __ ] I was like what day is Valentine's Day oh it's tomorrow oh so happy Valentine's Day baby can yeah I love you I love you all right well we're out of here wow 43 minutes that was a long one oh wow it's probably because we paused it so much but I'm sorry but we if we find things funny I or want to talk about things it's I find it easier to just pause it so all right like subscribe do whatever you guys want she's Queen Boomer she's beautiful and she's the best all right peace out boomerites see you next time

Channel: King Boomer

Views: 44,959

Keywords: peepshow, americansreact, kingboomer, queenboomer, davidmitchell, oliviacoleman, britishcomedy, reaction

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Length: 42min 50sec (2570 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 26 2023