WELCOME TO HONG KONG,
BELOVED FAMILY AND DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND. COME. I'LL SHOW YOU
TO YOUR ROOMS. HEY, DAD. DO YOU
THINK THAT MAYBE WE CAN DIAL DOWN
THE CRAZED
SIGHTSEEING ON THIS VACATION
A LITTLE BIT? OH, DON'T WORRY, JAKE. I'VE NARROWED
OUR MUST-SEE LIST TO A MERE 748 SIGHTS
AND/OR ATTRACTIONS. BUT, DAD, ISN'T
THIS THE TIME FOR YOU TO, YOU KNOW,
CHILL OUT AND GET TO KNOW
YOUR FAMILY? OH, OF COURSE, JAKE. THIS IS MY CHA
TO SEE WHERE YOUR MOM'S SIDE
OF THE FAMILY COMES FROM. I DON'T WANT TO MISS
A SINGLE SOLITARY THING. OH. AH. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
GRAMPS IS SPRINGING FOR US TO TAG ALONG ON
THE BIG FAMILY VACATION. HEY, JAKEY. WHAT'S WRONG?
WATER TOO HOT FOR YOU? IT'S ROSE. I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D HAVE THE CHANCE
TO SEE HER AGAIN, BUT SHE'S HERE
IN HONG KONG. JAKEY, YOU WISHED
FOR HER TO HAVE
A HAPPY LIFE, AND SHE GOT IT. IT JUST DOESN'T
INCLUDE YOU, DUDE. YOU HAVE TO LET HER GO. I KNOW. COME ON. LET'S KICK BACK
AND ENJOY THE VIEW. WE GOT THE HARBOR
OVER THERE, THE CITY DOWN THERE. YO, LOOK AT THOSE HILLS. Grandpa:
THE TALLEST
ONE IS CALLED VICTORIA PEAK. YUP, BUT IT'S KNOWN
BY THE LOCALS AS THE BACK
OF THE DRAGON. THE FIRST DRAGON
TEMPLE WAS BUILT ON THAT VERY SUMMIT
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO. COME ON, SPUD.
LET'S JUST ROTATE
BACK INSIDE AND DIAL FOR SOME
ROOM SERVICE. YUP.
[SNIFFING] I THINK I SMELL SOME
DRAGON BUSINESS IN THE AIR. COME ON, G. I'M ON
VACATION HERE, REMEMBER? I AM SORRY,
YOUNG DRAGON, BUT THE TIMING
OF THIS VACATION
IS NO COINCIDENCE. U SEE, THAT TEMPLE
ONLY APPEARS ON THE HILL ONCE EVERY THOUSAND YEARS
DURING A VERY RARE
LUNAR ECLIPSE WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO
BE--BADUMSKY--TOMORROW NIGHT! AND ON THAT NIGHT,
ALL OF THE WORLD'S
DRAGONS GATHER THERE FOR
A MANDATORY MEETING. YEAH, BUT HERE'S
THE GOOD NEWS. THE ECLIPSE ONLY LASTS
A COUPLE OF HOURS, KIND OF LIKE MOST OF
MY ROMANTIC ATTACHMENTS. YA YA GA GOO GOO. SO FOR THE REST
OF THE TIME, WE ARE COMPLETELY
FREE TO ENJOY
THE CITY WITH FRIENDS
AND FAMILY. YES. EVERYTHING IS GOING
ACCORDING TO PLAN. ♪ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ♪ ♪ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ♪ ♪ HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ♪ ♪ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ♪ ♪ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ ♪ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ♪ ♪ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ♪ ♪ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNING DRAGON FIRE ♪ ♪ A REAL LIVEWIRE ♪ ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
♪ HEY! ♪ ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ ♪ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ ♪ HIS SKILLS
ARE GETTING FASTER ♪ ♪ WITH GRANDPA THE MASTER ♪ ♪ HIS DESTINY,
WHAT'S UP, G? ♪ ♪ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ♪ ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ ♪ I'M A DRAGON,
I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ♪ ♪ IT'S MY DESTINY ♪ ♪ I'M THE MAGICAL
PROTECTOR FROM THE NYC ♪ ♪ YOU HEARD? ♪
♪ HEY! ♪ ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ ♪ YOWW! ♪ CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP OH, MY, OH, MY!
WASN'T THAT SNAIL
FARM SOMETHING? AND ONLY 48 BLOCKS AWAY
FROM OUR HOTEL, TOO. JONATHAN, WAIT.
LET'S TAKE A BREAK. BUT, HONEYBUNCH,
IT'S 10 A.M., AND WE'VE ONLY HIT
72 SIGHTS. DAD, THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE A CHANCE FOR US TO HANG TOGETHER
AS A FAMILY. YOU'RE SPENDING
MORE TIME WITH
THOSE TOUR BOOKS THAN WITH US. THAT REMINDS ME--
I REALLY WANT TO CHECK OUT SOME OF THE STUFF
IN THIS BOOK. WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT? THIS? OH, I FOUND IT
IN YOUR DAD'S OFFICE WHEN WE LOCKED UP
THE STORE. IT IS FULL OF COOL
LOCAL STUFF THAT IS NOT
IN THE OTHER BOOKS. MOM, THAT'S A MAGICAL
TOUR BOOK. HE'S GONNA FIND OUT
EVERYTHING. HALEY, COME ON.
WE HAVE TO GET THAT
BOOK AWAY FROM HIM. GREETINGS. [INDISTINCT] CHANG JUST SNATCHED
YOUR GRAMPS. WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING! CAN'T DRAGON UP HERE.
TOO MANY PEOPLE. WE NEED SOME WHEELS. COME ON! IT'S NO USE,
AMERICAN DRAGON. YOUR GRANDFATHER
IS MINE! HA HA HA! HA! AAH! [SHOUTING] AAH! GUYS, WATCH OUT! [HORN HONKS] THEY GOT TO BE
IN HERE SOMEWHERE. THIS IS THE HONG KONG
CONVENTION CENTER AND EXHIBITION
CENTER, JAKEY. THIS PLACE IS HUGE. I DON'T MEAN TO BE
A DOWNER, BUT I GOT A FEELING
THAT WE JUST WALKED
INTO A, UH-- A TRAP! HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA! THE DARK DRAGON. QUESTION. IS THE BAD-GUY
LAUGH REALLY NECESSARY? I MEAN, COME ON.
IT'S SUCH A CLICHE. OR IS IT A STEREOTYPE? SPUD! NOW IS NOT
THE TIME. NO. NOW IS THE TIME
FOR THIS. DRAGON UP! COME NOW. IS THAT
ANY WAY TO TREAT
AN OLD FRIEND? HA HA HA! UH! [INDISTINCT] HOW DO YOU LIKE
THE NEW AND IMPROVED
DARK DRAGON? UH, HE DOES SEEM
A LOT BIGGER. YEAH, LIKE MAYBE
HE'S BEEN WORKING OUT. I HAVE IMBUED
THE DARK ONE WITH POWERS YOU CANNOT
EVEN IMAGINE. LET MY GRANDFATHER GO! UH! Dark Dragon:
OF COURSE,
BUT FIRST I EXPECT A FAVOR FROM YOU. TONIGHT DURING
THE ECLIPSE, THE WORLD'S DRAGONS
WILL HOLD THE TRADITIONAL
THOUSAND-YEAR TOAST. YOU WILL SLIP A FEW DROPS
OF THIS POTION INTO EACH OF
THEIR DRINKS. YOU'RE GONNA TO SLIP THEM
A LITTLE SURPRISE AT THE PARTY, YO. AND IF I DON'T? YOU WILL NEVER SEE
YOUR GRANDFATHER AGAIN. HA HA HA! THERE'S THE EVIL
LAUGH. CLICHE. JAKE, DON'T DO IT. DON'T! UH! GRANDPA, NO! TOO MUCH EXERCISE. UH, WHAT? DID
I MISS ANYTHING? WHAT HAPPENED? OK, THIS IS DEFINITELY
SOME KIND OF DARK MIND CONTROL
POTION. IF YOU SLIP THIS
INTO THE TOAST TONIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA GIVE
THE DARK DRAGON A FREE PASS TO RULE THE MAGICAL WORLD. I KNOW, BUT IF I DON'T, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
TO GRANDPA? Dad: THERE YOU KIDS ARE! HEY, I THOUGHT WE'D
TRY THIS LITTLE HOLE-IN-THE WALL PLACE
FOR LUNCH. YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO WALK
THROUGH A WALL TO GET THERE. IMAGINE THAT. Dad: WOW. WOULD YOU TAKE
A LITTLE LOOKY LOOK
AT THIS PLACE? IT'S LIKE DINNER THEATER
FOR DUNGEON MASTERS. UH, YEAH. GREAT COSTUMES. OOH, HERE WE GO. IT'S A LOCAL SPECIALTY--
TRANSFORMATION TEA. MMM. OH, MY. YEP,
THAT NEEDS A LITTLE SUGAR. UH, LET'S SEE WHAT'S
ON THE MENU. WE HAVE TO RESCUE
GRANDPA BEFORE THE ECLIPSE
TONIGHT. IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE. YEAH. WE GOT TO
FIGHT THE DARK
DRAGON. AND BY "WE,"
I MEAN MOSTLY
JAKE AND THE OTHER
DRAGONS. IT SHOULDN'T BE
TOO HARD. ALL THE DRAGONS
IN THE WORLD ARE RIGHT HERE
IN HONG KONG. I DON'T KNOW, KID. IF THE DARK DRAGON
IS AS PUMPED UP
AS YOU SAY, HE MAY BE TOO
POWERFUL. YOU SEE, THE DARK DRAGON
IS THE ONLY DRAGON THAT'S EVER GONE BAD. DRAGONS JUST DON'T HAVE
THAT MUCH EXPERIENCE FIGHTING OTHER DRAGONS. NO, BUT I KNOW
SOMEONE WHO DOES. Spud: ROSE? BUT YOU
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE
TO FIND HER. I LOOKED UP WHERE
SHE GOES TO SCHOOL. YOU GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME. HEY, I GUESS I'M NOT
THAT GOOD AT LETTING GO. JAKE, SHE NEVER TRAINED
TO SLAY DRAGONS. SHE WAS NEVER A MEMBER
OF THE HUNTSCLAN. I KNOW, BUT SHE STILL
HAS THE BIRTHMARK. SHE'S STILL A NATURAL
DRAGON SLAYER. BUT SHE DOESN'T
KNOW THAT. THIS PHOTO OF
YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T
EVEN EXIST. IT'S ONLY BECAUSE
YOU HAD IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU CREATED
THE PARALLEL REALITY OF THE--OH.
MY HEAD HURTS JUST
THINKING ABOUT IT. LOOK, I KNOW
IT'S A LONG SHOT, BUT WE DON'T HAVE
ANY OTHER CHOICE. THE DARK DRAGON
IS TOO POWERFUL. YEAH, BUT EVEN
IF YOU CONVINCE HER, SHE DOESN'T HAVE HER
NINJA HUNTSGIRL
STAFF THINGY OR ANY OTHER GEAR. HEY, I KNOW. THE HUNTSCLAN
HAD LAIRS ALL OVER
THE WORLD. MAYBE THEY HAD
A HONG KONG
FRANCHISE. CHECK IT OUT.
I'LL GET ROSE AND MEET YOU BACK
AT THE HOTEL. UH, I GOT TO GO
MEET GRANDPA. HE WANTED TO SHOW ME HIS OLD NEIGHBORHOOD
AND STUFF. WELL, CATCH
YOU GUYS LATER. AH. AAH! [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] HEY! HEY, YOURSELF. UH, IT'S ROSE,
RIGHT? DO I KNOW YOU? YOU DO,
OR YOU DID. MY NAME
IS JAKE LONG. WE WENT TO SCHOOL
TOGETHER BACK IN
NEW YORK. IT'S COMPLICATED.
CAN WE GO SOMEWHERE
AND TALK? TALK? ABOUT WHAT? IT'S JUST-- YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME. I'M PRETTY OPEN-MINDED.
GIVE IT A SHOT. OK. HERE GOES. THE HAPPY LIFE THAT
YOU'RE LIVING NOW IS AN ALTERNATE
REALITY THAT I WISHED
FOR YOU. YOU'RE ACTUALLY
A MYTHICAL DRAGON SLAYER WHO WAS KIDNAPPED
BY THE HUNTSCLAN AND TRAINED SINCE BIRTH
TO FIGHT AND SLAY DRAGONS. I NEED YOU TO COME
WITH ME TONIGHT TO VICTORIA PEAK
TO SLAY THE DARK DRAGON IN ORDER TO SAVE
MY GRANDFATHER AND POSSIBLY THE ENTIRE
MAGICAL WORLD. WHEW. YEAH. I'M NOT THAT
OPEN-MINDED. Dad: YES SIRREE BOB, THE HONG KONG
BOTANICAL GARDENS. WELL, WE CAN CHECK
OFF NUMBER 128 ON THE OLD
LIST HERE. CHECK IT OUT.
THERE'S AN ABANDONED
HUNTSCLAN LAIR JUST A COUPLE OF
BLOCKS FROM HERE. UH, HEY, PAPADOP,
SPUD AND I ARE GOING
TO, UH, GO CHECK OUT THIS--YEAH--
MUSEUM THING. A'IGHT? OH, A MUSEUM.
GREAT! HOW DID I MISS THAT ONE? LEAD THE WAY. Jake: HOLD ON. LOOK, IF YOU JUST
LET ME EXPLAIN, I-- LOOK, JUST
LEAVE ME ALONE. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. OK. IF I'M SOME SORT
OF DRAGON SLAYER, THAT WOULD MEAN THAT
DRAGONS ARE REAL,
RIGHT? ABSOLUTELY,
BUT WE'RE THE GOOD
GUYS, ACTUALLY. WE? OH, YEAH.
I ALMOST FORGOT. I'M A DRAGON. I'M OFFICIALLY
CREEPED OUT. BYE! LOOK. WAIT. LOOK AT THIS MARK
ON YOUR HAND. IT'S A DRAGON. HOW DID YOU KNOW
ABOUT THAT? COME WITH ME
SOMEPLACE PRIVATE. I'LL TURN INTO
A DRAGON AND PROVE
IT TO YOU. ROSE, LOOK AT
MY EYES. SOMEHOW YOU HAVE TO
REMEMBER ME. LET ME CALL AHEAD
AND MAKE SURE
MY FAMILY'S NOT HOME. IF YOU HAVE PROOF,
YOU CAN SHOW ME THERE. WELL, THIS IS JUST
THE STRANGEST MUSEUM I HAVE EVER SEEN. IT--IT'S LIKE
SOME COMBINATION OF ANCIENT CHINESE
WARRIOR ARTIFACTS
AND MODERN ART. YOU KNOW? OH, LOOK.
IT'S SOME KIND OF
INTERACTIVE DISPLAY. I WONDER WHAT THIS DOES. Female voice:
SELF-DESTRUCT
SEQUENCE INITIATED. T-MINUS 10 SECONDS
UNTIL THERMAL
DETONATION. UH, WE GOT TO GO,
MR. LONG. YEAH. I THINK THIS
MUSEUM MIGHT BE
CLOSING EARLY TODAY. DO WE NEED TO PAY
FOR THIS STUFF AT THE GIFT SHOP
OR SOMETHING? Spud: UH, YEAH.
I'M SURE THEY'LL JUST
SEND US A BILL. WHOA! Rose: SO HERE WE ARE. ROSE, I'M SO SORRY
I HAD TO SPRING ALL THIS ON YOU. IT'S JUST THAT
MY GRANDFATHER'S-- JAKE, THESE ARE
MY PARENTS. YOU CALLED THEM? I HAD TO. LISTEN,
JAKE, YOU SEEM
REALLY NICE, BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY
HAVE SOME POWERFUL
DELUSIONS, AND I THINK YOU NEED
HELP LETTING GO. ROSE, NO. I KNOW
IT SOUNDS UNBELIEVABLE, BUT EVERYTHING
I TOLD YOU IS TRUE. I CAN PROVE IT.
WATCH THIS. DRAGON--OH! PLEASE DON'T
HURT HIM. ROSE, WAIT!
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER ME. YOU HAVE TO.
PLEASE! UH! DRAGON UP! NO. I'M TOO LATE. THE ECLIPSE
ALREADY STARTED. I'M GONNA GO GRAB
SOME ICE. BE BACK IN A JIFF
AND A HALF. [DOOR CLOSES] WILL SOMEONE PLEASE
TELL ME WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE? LONG STORY SHORT--
GRAMPS HAS BEEN CAPTURED
BY THE DARK DRAGON, WHO'S FORCING JAKE TO SLIP
A MIND-CONTROL POTION TO ALL THE WORLD'S DRAGONS
AT A SECRET MEETING TONIGHT. OH. YOU'D THINK I'D GET
USED TO THIS KIND
OF THING BY NOW. WHERE IS JAKE?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE HERE WITH ROSE AN HOUR AGO. I DON'T KNOW, BUT
I'D BETTER PRACTICE
MY FIGHT MOVES. DRAGON UP! SILLY ME. I FORGOT
THE ICE BUCKET--AAH!
OH, GOOD GOLLY. HONEY, WAIT.
I CAN EXPLAIN. MY DAUGHTER. SHE'S--SHE'S
SOME KIND OF PINK FLYING REPTILE HERE. UH, IT'S A MIRAGE.
NO, WAIT. UM, YOU'RE DREAMING.
YEAH. IT'S--IT'S-- OH, IT'S MY SIDE
OF THE FAMILY. WE'RE DRAGONS. I JUST NEVER KNEW
HOW TO TELL YOU, HONEY. AND SINCE THE CAT'S
OUT OF THE BAG HERE, I CAN TALK, TOO. HOW DO YOU LIKE
THEM APPLES? HEE HEE. OK, LISTEN. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
SIT DOWN. YOU KNOW-- UH! OR LIE DOWN.
THAT WORKS, TOO. Dad: I KNOW I SAID I WANTED TO GET TO
KNOW YOUR SIDE OF THE FAMILY
ON THIS TRIP, BUT THIS IS A
LITTLE MORE THAN
I BARGAINED FOR. OK, LET ME JUST
SUM IT ALL UP
HERE. YOU'RE ALL DRAGONS-- MAGICAL
FIRE-BREATHING
DRAGONS. WELL, IT SKIPPED
MY GENERATION, BUT MY FATHER,
HALEY, AND-- JAKE! WHERE IS HE? HE'S IN SOME
SERIOUS TROUBLE,
JOHN. CAN I CALL
YOU JOHN? WE HAVEN'T
REALLY TALKED
MUCH BEFORE NOW,
BUT I FEEL LIKE
I KNOW YOU. WELL, IF JAKE
IS IN TROUBLE, THEN WE'VE GOT TO HELP. COME ON. YOU CAN
FILL ME IN ON THE WAY. THE AMERICAN DRAGON--
LATE AS USUAL, I SEE. JAKE, WHERE ARE YOUR
GRANDFATHER AND HALEY? THEY'RE GONNA MISS
THE THOUSAND-YEAR TOAST. UH, THEY'RE RIGHT
BEHIND ME. YOU KNOW TRAFFIC. HERE. LET ME GIVE YOU
A HAND POURING THAT. Dad: OK, ONE MORE
QUESTION. ARE UNICORNS REAL?
SURE. FAIRIES?
YOU BET. GNOMES, ELVES,
MERMAIDS? YES, YES, AND YES. SANTA CLAUS? JUST KEEP YOUR EYES
ON THE ROAD AND YOUR FOOT ON
THE PEDAL, WILL YOU? WELCOME, DRAGONS,
ONE AND ALL, TO THE THOUSAND-YEAR
GATHERING. Dark Dragon: YES.
THE BOY IS SLIPPING THEM THE MIND-CONTROL POTION
JUST AS WE COMMANDED. Grandpa: JAKE, NO. DON'T. QUIET, OLD MAN. HIS LOVE FOR HIS FAMILY
IS HIS WEAKNESS. AND NOW WE TOAST
TO ANOTHER THOUSAND YEARS OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY THROUGHOUT
THE MAGICAL WORLD. Dark Dragon: HA HA HA! GREETINGS, MY DRAGON
BROTHERS AND SISTERS. ALLOW ME TO PROPOSE
ANOTHER TOAST-- TO DRAGONS RULING THE WORLD! HA HA HA! FOOLS! IT IS USELESS
TO FIGHT ME. THE DARK DRAGON
SPEAKS THE TRUTH. YOU ARE ALL UNDER
A MIND-CONTROL SPELL THAT YOU CANNOT
RESIST. YOU CAN THANK
THE AMERICAN DRAGON FOR SLIPPING THE SURPRISE
INTO YOUR DRINKS. JAKE! I HAD NO CHOICE.
HE HAS GRANDPA. UH. GO AHEAD, DOUBLE "D."
MAKE THEM DO SOMETHING. VERY WELL.
KOREAN DRAGON, I COMMAND YOU
TO DESTROY COUNSELOR
RANDAM. OH! HMM. THAT'S NOT
EXACTLY WHAT I HAD
IN MIND. WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF THIS?! Jake: THE MEANING
IS SIMPLE, DARK DRAG. I DITCHED YOUR POTION
AND GAVE THEM A LITTLE LOCAL
SPECIALTY INSTEAD-- TRANSFORMATION TEA. GRRR. AAAH! I TRIED TO GIVE YOU ALL
THE CHANCE TO JOIN ME IN RULING THE WORLD,
BUT THE AMERICAN DRAGON HAS JUST SEALED
YOUR DESTRUCTION. Jake: IF WE HAVE TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN DESTRUCTION AND JOINING YOU,
WE'LL TAKE DESTRUCTION
EVERY TIME. THEN YOU SHALL HAVE IT, STARTING WITH YOUR
OWN GRANDFATHER. HA HA! SORRY, TALL, DARK,
AND UGLY... BUT IF YOU
WANT THEM... YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO GO THROUGH US, TOO. ALL OF US. DAD? VERY WELL. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE
TO JOIN ME IN VICTORY. INSTEAD YOU SHALL ALL-- UH, EXCUSE ME. YEAH. SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT I MOVE THAT WE SKIP
THE REST OF THIS DUDE'S
VILLAIN BANTER AND GET RIGHT TO THE COOL
KUNG-FU FIGHTING. I SECOND THE MORTAL'S
MOTION. ATTACK! [SHOUTING] WHOA! OH! I HAVE ANOTHER
QUESTION. IT'S JUST
BOTHERING ME. WHEN THEY TURN
INTO DRAGONS, WHAT HAPPENS
TO THEIR CLOTHES? AAH! SPUDINSKI, WOULD YOU
GET THIS THING
TO SHOOT ALREADY? TASTE THIS, SHADE DUDES. SORRY. MY BAD. HALEY! HUH! WHOA! GRRR! I THINK I'M JUST
GONNA WAIT OUTSIDE,
YOU KNOW. I'M AGAINST VIOLENCE. REALLY? [SCREECHING]
[GROWLING] BECAUSE I'M ALL FOR IT. HA HA--OH! UH, JONATHAN,
WE'RE SURROUNDED. LET'S SEE.
SHADE DEMONS.
WEAKNESS: LIGHT! HONEY! Dad: HEY, SHADE DEMONS.
CARE TO BE ENLIGHTENED? Jake: LOOKS LIKE
YOUR SHADE DUDES JUST GOT THEIR BUTTS
KICKED BY MY DAD. YOU HAVE NO IDEA
OF MY DARK POWERS! UH! SO MUCH POWER.
IT'S TOO EASY. HA HA HA! YEAH. YOU MIGHT
BE WINNING, BUT THAT EVIL LAUGH
IS STILL A CLICHE,
SO THERE. AAH! HE'S NOT KIDDING ABOUT
THAT DARK POWER STUFF. IT'S NO USE. EVEN ALL OF US TOGETHER ARE NO MATCH FOR HIM. HA! ARE THERE NONE
WHO CAN CHALLENGE ME? HYAH! LOOK. IT'S A SLAYER. BUT HOW?
WHO IS SHE? LET'S JUST SAY
SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND. ROSE, HEADS UP. [GROANING] WHAT'S HAPPENING? WE GOT TO GET OUT
OF HERE BEFORE
THE ECLIPSE ENDS, OR WE'LL BE STUCK
IN THIS TEMPLE FOR THE NEXT
THOUSAND YEARS, OK? Jake: HUH? ROSE! UH! [DARK DRAGON GROANING] JAKE! I'M NOT LOSING HER AGAIN. UH! UH! JAKE, IT'S TOO LATE!
LET ME GO! UH! UH! Jake: COME ON! HUH? AAH! HA HA HA! EYAH! NO! NO! UH! UH!
UH! UH! ALL RIGHT!
BRAVO! WAY TO GO, JAKE! ROSE, YOU REMEMBERED.
BUT HOW? YOU LEFT THIS
AT MY HOUSE. LET'S JUST SAY
IT BROUGHT BACK
SOME MEMORIES. [SIGH]
WHAT A DAY. I COULD GO FOR
A LITTLE SOAK
IN THE HOT TUB. SPUD? COUNT ME IN! OOH, ME, TOO.
I HOPE YOU DON'T
MIND I'M SHEDDING. GETS THE HAIR IN THE
THING, IN THE FILTER. AH, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO? GOOD NIGHT,
YOUNG DRAGON. ONCE AGAIN, YOU HAVE
MADE ME PROUD TO CALL MYSELF
YOUR MASTER. THANKS, G. WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS
WE STILL HAVE 6 DAYS TO SEE THE SIGHTS
IN HONG KONG. YUP. SO WHAT'S LEFT
ON THE LIST? OH, FORGET THE LIST. I JUST WANT
TO CHILL OUT AND SPEND SOME TIME
WITH MY FAMILY,
YOU KNOW? DAD, YOU JUST
FOUND OUT TODAY THAT YOU MARRIED INTO
A WHOLE FAMILY OF
MAGICAL REPTILES. IT'S JUST YOU SEEM
TO BE TAKING THE
NEWS PRETTY WELL. I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS DEEP DOWN,
I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING
MAGICAL ABOUT
MY FAMILY. TRUST ME, THERE'S
SOMETHING MAGICAL ABOUT YOU, TOO. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP OK, WHO DEALT IT? [PFFT] NOBODY GETS ME. DO THE SCRIPT. YOU DO NOT WANT
TO ESCALATE THIS. MONKEY STEALS
THE PEACHES. DID YOU SAY HOLLA? [WHEEZING] ♪ HOODY HOODY HEEDY HEEDY ♪ ♪ HOODA HOODA WHA ♪ PASS THE DRAGON
WHAT, NOW? SNACK MIX. BLECH. [COUGHS] AUF WEINERSTEIN. THAT'S A WHOLE
LOT OF PEANUTS. BLEACH! DO I HAVE TO PAY
EXTRA FOR THAT? Haley: I'LL PICK UP
AN ENERGY DRINK
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