Amazing Tik Tok Memes I Watch Instead Of Sleeping | Daily Memes

[Music] all right here goes my fricker fastest build a world record attempt let's go so what does everyone have for breakfast it's hard to describe but you know it when you see it gentrification building does any other teacher come back to their classroom after summer and see all those sweet really really kind notes that their students left them from the previous year i mean look at this guys that's just so beautiful eeny teeny peeny shrimp eeny a teeny peeny shrimp no no mom i caught a seagull oh my god let it go can i have my coffee first no just peel the lemon like an orange i'm gonna see if somebody wants to eat it hey i dare you to eat the lemon you dare me yeah all day yeah and one whole bite [Music] so my friend just told me i could download a pet cat from my touch bar on my macbook pro and that's what i did you can play with it you can keep it alive just like a tamagotchi if you were live in the 90s uh also on my macbook pro i have a death counter just like this worked so well are you really scared of my piece give me hurry's arm his whole arm please i want his little good morning good morning wake up uh should i take off my glasses oh no no this isn't an eye test it's a gay test now tell me number one or number two number one interesting okay number one or number two oh my god number two rain [Music] please help me [Music] all right for everybody who thinks i'm killing iguanas check this out look look they do it themselves you saw them swim look at this check look how good they swim look at them watch my watch they're gone do this with your boyfriend until he figures out what you want and whenever he doesn't give you what you want just drop it no hey we're gonna need the name for that uh new monitor huh wait that's actually perfect we can use that just random letters it it's fine it's fine it's perfect i don't understand it's just letters and i accidentally bumped the keyboard don't don't worry about it i present to you dr gunner going to work ah i hate when people psychoanalyze me i told my therapist that i still sleep with my stuffed animal and i thought she'd be like ah but now she was like were you hugged as a child and i was like [ __ ] no i was not hey that's your weed everybody that's literally him olivia singing challenge yeah yeah if i win i get to drown you slam it to the moon fly me too i win i did it i created time travel wait really oh my god let's go i can't believe it but why aren't you excited where are we going to go what do you mean we want to see lincoln but we're black okay the 20s we're black the 50s we're blind i feel like some of you girls out here are looking for boyfriends with the same attitude that like middle-aged dads look for things to repair on the street one of the neighbors put that out huh no i could probably fix that that would be a good project oh hi thanks for checking in i'm still a piece of garbage hey gebo good night my dad's new girlfriend and i have a lot in common like being born in 1988 it's weird he likes dating younger i like dating older so when we go on a double date it looks like a family dinner what how how how who do you work for who do you work for we all know the uh rumor about how hot it is in arizona so hot that you can bake cookies on your dashboard so let's see it is currently 212. okay it is time to check on the cookies and as you can see the rumor is absolutely true wow so i want to see what else we can do with this heat of course why do people live here hey peter hey what's going on is something wrong no no no no no no everything's everything's cool right now might be some problems later but uh we'll cross that bridge when we come to it not my job oh one cool i i just ate one of these pickles and uh it tasted kind of like plastic so i'm gonna see what's really in it says the contents is one pickle let's check the ingredients cucumber there's no pickle in here at all welcome back to cleaning fun facts most people wash their bed sheets and their pillowcases but very few wash their pillows if you don't wash your pillow after two years of use a third of the weight of that pillow can be made up of dead skin cells dust mites and their how often do you wash your pillow i got drugs in my booty hole um excuse me sir okay can i stop take a second yeah um not to pull you aside we've found drugs in your booty oh you found drugs in my booty house oh lord i remember back in january i went to the mall and they have one of those like meme shirt kiosks that nobody ever buys from and um one of the shirts was supposed to be baby yoda but they accidentally did it backwards so instead it read ibaba dole trump is planning to ban tig talk but what's gonna happen with stardust leds goes bankrupt here's the economy with and without stardust leds i don't think trump can handle bold and stardust leds are the vivid color changing lights perfect for any room get our best selling leds for 40 off the day by clicking the link below what are you doing nothing i don't think it's nothing i think you're trying to get into the cat drawer sometimes at work i'll do a little doodle of every customer on their mobile order receipt like before they come in based off of what their name is or what they order oh there's karin very nice [Music] [Applause] walking into a bedroom opening up a closet found a water heater without a self-closing door or properly sealed one inch clearance no ventilation compromised tank where is the carbon monoxide going any performance majors having to get specific masks for their classes in the fall um look so goddamn stupid my butt chin leaves an imprint [Music] it is early morning in the teenage jungle after a night of celebration and shenaniganizing here we find two who have found love in this room we find a male of the species who has not found love and this one sleeps under a pillow in this room we find a young male who has chosen to sleep with food i've been spending way too long checking my computer [Music] hey can i get you a phone number i have a boyfriend i have a math test [Music] what i'm sorry we're talking about things we could cheat on all right all right all right i won't touch anything as i was saying it's got a 54 giga get your head away from that button pov i walk in on you changing but then i shapeshift into a pair of scissors so you don't even know that i was you know i was there whoa guys i'm not even kidding this squirrel came up to me his ribs are about this big because he looks like he hasn't eaten at ages um he has a willy and i've called him bundy everyone is shocked by the recent news that ellen isn't as nice as she seems i have been saying this for years my aunt went on the show played that game where if you get the question wrong you you fall through the floor she got the question wrong ellen pushed the button she fell through and she never came out we never saw her again go just you can make it it's not farming go that's fine [Laughter] who's that who's carly oh is that julie yes it's kid oh hi how's it going who's private number ringing me no it's from mine you're talking no i'm saying before it's just wrong it's caught with facts that are technically true part one did you know if a baby is born underwater they can actually live their entire lives underwater without needing to breathe bro yo why they put the basketball right here on the back of the truck as soon as the truck pull off the damn basketball gonna fall off do you think chiropractors know that like high school students basically do their job like for free like they'll be in class and they'll just go and then was that i can't stop talking british accent i'm such a crackhead my grandma's on life support so i thought it'd be fun to say our goodbyes and sing to [Music] all right i'll see you devonte darion scott michael and travis my girlfriend just had five guys over here yeah they just ate um oh god they left mayonnaise everywhere [ __ ] definitely more of an in-n-out guy are you tired of not being full at dinner time they give you this pesky plate and they expect you to be full i got you and you might wonder what's for dinner banana and spaghetti bonifatik

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Length: 15min 28sec (928 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 16 2020