Amazing Best Man SONG Speech

[Laughter] and so the air hostess said sir would you care for some peanuts I said why are they on well you found out funny this is gonna be alright so for those of you that don't know me my name is Jonathan and Chris is slightly less well-groomed younger brother and I'm also his best man now it was probably about two years ago when Chris first asked me if I would be his best man to which my first reaction was kind of a sound but then I got to thinking about the kind of thing that is involved you know the stag weekend in giving this speech then my second reaction was less and more but once I stop freaking out and screaming what I decided to do was just make a list of everything a best man supposed to say number that list and just go through it one by one so it sounds easy that's what I've done so first on the list don't talk about the stag weekend in Latvia fair enough you did make it home safely though as you can see so mission accomplished second on the list seriously dude don't talk about the stag do let's move on to three shallots third of all thank you everybody now I know Chris has already done this very well but I did want to reiterate to see so many people that you love in one room for a reason as awesome as this really is amazing so I thank you all for coming let's go number four on the list talk a little bit about my brother so a few fun facts about Chris Bonner one of those is that he's probably the most annoying person on the face of the planet but he's also a very fast runner which means catching him in to kick his head in is pretty difficult and he's got quite tendency to listen to bands that you like and make fun of them only to listen to them himself and enjoy them a week later done a few times Oh fun fact here he once went three years without smiling aside from that we always have been very close and good friends and he's the kind of guy that always puts family before anything and I think that having a brother and a man fifth on the list compliment the bride easy I'm actually looking around the room I can see dirt on a few people in from when their jaw hit the floor so he walked in the room Becky that's my way of saying you look absolutely stunning Chris you've punched above your weight if you find yourself with gorgeous alright I also like to add how beautiful the bridesmaids looking today roof and Laura yeah it's a good-looking wedding I think it's good-looking oh I've got to tell another joke now I must say that after the honeymoon I felt like a new man unfortunately so did my wife wedding-related anyway sixth on the list talk about what a great couple the bride and groom are now I've been privileged enough to know Chris and Becky as a couple for quite a while and I've made some really cool memories with them the trouble is because of the amount of booze normally involved I don't remember much of it where is a quick list we've got a drunken Jaeger nights around Kristen Becky's campfire which never ended well drunken ski holidays drunken camping trips drunken summers Lincoln Wednesday's just there's a slight pattern here but all of those have endured injuries both physical and mental so again I thank you both for that awesome times I'm sure number seven embarrassed the groom all right so what everyone needs to think about here is that one day there's a good chance that Chris is gonna be my best man so any smart person in my situation and would skip this part of the list so being a smart person what I'm not going to do is mention the one of Kristen Becky's first dates where after walking around Blundell park for a few hours Chris turned to Becky and asked can I hold your hand please I also didn't want to mention the time the crystal all of his friends around at my mum and dad's house one night and the almighty PV came in and gotten into the soup wax and make him cry in front of all of this and I was only a few months ago as well I'm certain they're with me I'm certainly I didn't want to hold up this framed poster I had made I would like to add that this is the censored version I contemplated an uncensored version for gang a poster made of a naked toddlers so you got look you know but this will be on show without you know but I didn't want to embarrass you so I didn't want to do any of that but there is one story that I did want to tell and it's one that I was actually present for so it means a lot to me and there is a point to the story which I will go into after I've told it but what I wanted to do was tell it in a kind of dramatic way that would do it justice at least in my eyes so why did was I wrote a little poem yeah bear with me so ladies and gentlemen I present to you something I now call the night of the cluster bomb a cold dark night on the mountaintop in a tap no no something's wrong alright poetry is all well and good but like something's missing a cold dark night on the mountain look tough in a town called Maribel the men at the pub the women at home what awaited no one could tell the bartender asked with a welcoming smile no boys looking around with your eeeh sighs a sign one of us did see cluster bombs vodka redbull Jagermeister and tequila a bomb we asked a little alarmed to our eyes and ears matrix it's true he replied with a devilish smile but be warned it's a deadly mix nonsense we cried for here we are men and no deadly drink to we fear so he poured the drinks and we pulled the pin raising our glasses with a cheer but if we'd have only known maybe we would have just gone Chris drinking may seem cool but Becky's got to be school so so at this point in the song and I just wanted to add that the girls were back at the chalet I don't know what they were talking about how could I but knowing roughly what girls generally tend to talk about I imagine it was something along the lines of I digress back at the bar the night carried on and many more drinks did we down with 10% beer and many more bombs we hit every bar in the town I looked at my brother through booze glazed eyes trying my best not to sway my brother looked back [Music] but youth let's get a drink to which I replied [Music] [Laughter] later that night my brother had gone leaving just a few of us below the bars kicked us out and with morning not far we decided in time to head home I climbed into bed with a smile on my face and began to drift away with a fuzzy head and a dried out mouth probably Chris whatever Beck Inc what y'all write what's wrong he's been sick on me [Applause] could it be true oh brother of mine hast thou committed a mortal sin with too much to drink and little regard have you treated your girl alas he was there he's heading the moral of this tale is if you drink in 10% hail or a drink named after a bomb you go into hell don't puke upon your girl she may not marry you if she's good last night [Applause] so like I said there was a reason I did want to tell that story and do so in such a dramatic way besides showing what a disgusting freak my brother this guy here got drunk one night and threw up on the girl to his right he didn't just throw up next to her he threw up on her yeah one night merely weeks later he got down on one knee and he asked her to be his wife and she said yes which means either one of two things number one Becky is insane or two there's a kind of lufia that most people could only dream of Chris right from being a small club I've always been and that's never been more true and Becky will try to warn you you know the kind of guy you just married you know the family you've just joined we didn't listen so as of today [Applause] my big sister ladies and gentlemen I hope you'll all join me now in standing up and raising a glass and wishing a lifetime of love laughter and happiness to my awesome big brother and as of today my gorgeous sister Kristin Becky [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Chris Bonner

Views: 2,417,963

Rating: 4.8778062 out of 5

Keywords: Speech (Activity), Best, Amazing, Groomsman, bestman, Wedding (Event), Ukulele (Musical Instrument), Cool, bestmanspeech, Song, best man speech, best man song

Id: fPUhP05VvN0

Length: 13min 39sec (819 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 18 2013