Alpha Male YouTube is Pathetic

number four is how you are sitting guys this is a feminine way of sitting is it comfortable sure do i sit like this occasionally yes let's talk about facial features which is the next thing that makes men look more feminine and that is having very petite or small facial features like nose and lips alpha male youtubers have got to be some of the most pathetic content creators on this website grown men who think that advanced human society can be dumbed down to pack animal terms and science it's honestly just sad to watch and one of the worst and probably first contributors to this side of youtube has got to be alpha m now i'm kind of embarrassed to admit in middle school i actually watched this guy which i'm guessing is most of his fan base to this day young confused kids who don't really know who they are looking for some sort of guidance on how to be a man i mean if you look at what this guy uploads it's pretty clear that no developed person over the age of 14 would actually click on this stuff videos like 10 things that make men look feminine which happens to be what we're going to be watching today now this might be one of the most hypocritical and backwards videos i've ever seen because half of the stuff he says he has either promoted in another video and the other half just doesn't even make sense but that's enough talking let's begin please subscribe you know alpha m that super manly youtuber said nobody ever what's up gentlemen so let me get this out of the way up front i'm not saying that there's anything wrong with being perceived as feminine or being a little bit more feminine as a man all right so this is one of the few guys on this side of youtube who actually tries to avoid getting canceled and that's what that little disclaimer was for but i mean you generally don't make a how-to on how not to be something if you think that something is a good thing so you know it's really just an empty statement i am however saying that if you want to be perceived as more manly then you got to stop doing the 10 things we're going over today starting with number one which is excessive filters literally you look like a woman in a lot of these pictures that i'm seeing guys all of these filters that these women use to make themselves look a little sassier a little more beautiful little less like beat up and rough yeah you really seem like a stand-up guy there alpha oh and i know you're gonna ask no he never stops yelling this is how the entire video is gonna sound make you you as a dude look more feminine than literally like a woman i have like said to my wife i'm like yo check this picture out of so and so right she's like oh my god he looks like a woman i'm like i know it's these filters gentlemen say no to the over filtration of your face you also need to say no to number two which is excessive makeup all right so here's where the hypocrisy starts three years ago he made a video about men's makeup where he said makeup is not a feminine thing and went into like a whole defense about it and now he's saying to avoid it if you don't want to be seen as feminine make up your mind alpha something you'll notice if you go through this guy's videos it's like he treats every single video like it's an isolated situation he's very rarely consistent throughout his videos and it really seems like he just tries to appease to whoever he thinks might click on that specific video the third thing that makes men look more feminine is longer hair this is such a dumb idea and a new one at that i mean up until about the world wars it was very common for men to have medium to long hair it was the norm i mean super short haircuts are a relatively new thing they really only became popular because such a large portion of the population went to war and when you joined the army you got a buzz cut i mean that's like the least alpha thing you could ever do getting a haircut because another man said to that's the opposite of an alpha number four is how you are sitting guys this is a feminine way of sitting now is it comfortable sure do i sit like this occasionally yes but if you want to be perceived as more masculine you need to actually spread a little bit man spread right the whole idea is to take up space as men when we actually sit and we are occupying more space this is seen as a more dominant position this honestly might just be one of the most pathetic things i've ever heard a human say are you really that insecure about your masculinity and you need yourself validated that badly i mean first off nobody sees a guy taking up an entire bench and thinks oh my god that dude's a badass what an alpha no they think you're a douchebag secondly if you really were an alpha if that was even a thing in human society would you really need to alter everything you do down to even how you sit for people to know it having to follow these tips in and of itself proves that you would definitely not be an alpha in any sort of situation i cannot stress to you the importance of developing an incredible handshake one that is firm not too aggressive but not like super soft and like wimpy now a little handshake pro tip what i'd recommend is practice whether or not it's with your dad your mom your boy your weird uncle barry nothing actually not barry i i know where those hands have been oh mama imagine actually taking life advice from a 46 year old man who recorded himself doing that the sixth thing that if you own and are rocking you're definitely looking feminine and that is big baggy clothing or shirts big baggy oversized clothing makes you look more feminine and the reason is pretty simple because it makes you look small it makes you look more dainty okay so while i'm pretty sure that this was just an easy run-up to an advertisement because that's really all his videos are anymore a bunch of filler around a three-minute sponsorship this doesn't even make sense because really from what i understand society seems to think that tight clothes are for women i think fitted clothes look better so i don't think that but i think the society you're trying to be an alpha of would and even if we disregard all of that like the seventh or eighth thing that he says makes you look feminine is wearing tight pants so what is it are tight clothes feminine or not alpha let's talk about facial features which is the next thing that makes men look more feminine and that is having very petite or small facial features like nose and lips men with small petite facial features generally speaking will look a little bit more feminine also if you've got small little tiny hands or small tiny little feet this also makes you look a little bit more feminine um alpha what do you suggest guys that fall into this category do go back into the womb and mess with the genetic code i mean why even include this wearing too many rings also is a more feminine look in my opinion wearing a ton of bracelets a ton of chains a ton of necklaces basically a lot of accessories is gonna make you look a little bit more feminine now there are certain guys that pull it off that look amazing but these guys are men among men and they don't give a what you think which uh in essence is how an actual alpha would act they wouldn't care what other people think they wouldn't sit around watching youtube videos of another man telling them how to live that quite literally defeats the entire purpose of what an alpha is supposed to represent if you are the alpha you are the alpha nobody tells you what to do you're on top literally the opposite of what this youtube channel is implying now the rest of the video is pretty much just him complaining about skinny jeans which i honestly think might just be stemming from some confusing feelings he might be having considering that he admits that he's caught himself checking out guys from behind thinking they're women so i think our friend alpha here might just be having some unwanted thoughts so he's lashing out on the skinny jean industry well there you have it a sad display of what is apparently an alpha i would say that i don't know how this guy is amassed such a following but that would be a lie because i've been there this stuff is convincing when you're 13 and when a girlfriend he's pretty much made a career off exploiting children so you know average youtuber these days if you enjoyed this video please leave a like and walk on over to that subscribe button and touch it it's free it won't cost you anything but for now that's all i have for you today bye [Music] subscribe

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Published: Tue Aug 31 2021