Alpha and Omega - The Worst Movie I've Ever Seen

[Music] [Music] alpha and omega is the worst movie ever made at least it is to me and mind you when i say the worst movie ever made i mean to me subjectively this is my personal least favorite movie of all time i will admit there are movies that are probably on a technical objective level worse but even then most of those movies i can enjoy at least ironically i can't believe you committed suicide i cannot believe you committed suicide how could you have done this how could you committed suicide but with alpha and omega let's just say it's a a very different story the thing is when a serious movie fails at being serious it's a lot easier to make fun of it but when a comedy fails at being funny or cute it doesn't make you laugh it makes you cringe make me cringe and alphon omega is definitely cringy so with the cringy but relatively generic kids movie that barely made back its budget naturally it spawned seven sequels a licensed game which is better than arkham city trust me and a surprisingly passionate fan base in fact this movie has already been reviewed by the nostalgia critic the nostalgia critic and a child molester but how bad could this movie be really i'm sure i the not nostalgia critic will totally not be let down by this movie i literally called the worst movie ever made earlier in the video look okay i am i i need to transition into the actual review i don't know how to do movie reviews please just [ __ ] kill me so our film opens with wolf bobsledding and we're introduced to our main character humphrey he's the funny one we're also introduced to kate and she's the woman and she's play hunting with her sister lily who is 100 furry bait you can't escape the greatest outfit and the wolves are all doing very goofy things it's really funny i really assure you and then the wolves what yeah this is how uh physics work and then humphrey and kate are somehow in the air and then they dive into each other and they're a helicopter now but they're not in love though this is just really bad foreshadowing practice hunting for our lunch oh good because i'm about to lose mine now if you couldn't tell the animation is amazing and by amazing i of course mean looks like an original xbox game i'm not even kidding either here's alpha and omega and here's time splitter's future perfect you get dandel yeah yeah and then they fall and die and then kate leaves for alpha school it goes till spring spring but that's the whole winter away and then kate's dad comes down and he's all like an alpha and omega mixed race couple cringe and then humphrey looks at kate's [ __ ] and judging by the audience of this movie i doubt he's the only one alphas and omegas can't make and then the title card happens and then the wolves are back on the bobsled again and then at long last kate is back from alpha school and humphrey and the other furries in the audience want to [ __ ] her so badly it's an alpha now and you're you're black what no you better set your sights over there the vegitarians uh gross berries i honestly really don't get this scene usually in comedies like these with the really gross woman ew usually the woman in question is so hideous and so repulsive that nobody wants her yeah used to be [ __ ] but in this movie the gross women eat berries but berries aren't gross though i guess eating healthy is gross sorry kids hey hey eastern pac wolves ah arabian allegory of course and then they rip off the lion king and then kate breaks the physics engine again and then i don't know john wick starts killing people or something and then wolf racism happens you stupid eastern dog and then there's a big fight or something i don't know but thankfully the omegas are here and they're gonna make one big thing clear this movie isn't funny when the caribou are laughing at us now that's a moon i don't wanna howl to you know that line would be funnier if like duke nukem delivered it damn now that's a moon i don't wanna howl to we're then introduced to kate's mom who is literally karen wolfe if any of you wolves have hurt my daughter i will personally rip out your eyes and shove them down your toes so you can see my claws tear your arm and then we get a talking scene with kate's family and it's revealed that kate's dad is a massive wolf racist when they crossed into our territory they broke back gang but despite hating the eastern pack wolves he has no problem starting up a two-man illuminati with the eastern pack wolves leader where they discuss things like uniting the pack and starting up their one wolf government i'm sorry am i watching a kids movie about wolves or am i playing deus ex it was you who gave the big speech that your daughter kate and my son garth would marry and unite the pacs so yeah we're in arranged marriage territory now and it's revealed that kate needs to marry dennis hopperwolf's son who she will meet at the midnight howl she can meet garth tonight at the moonlight house but what is the midnight howl you may be asking well you're about to find out it's prompt for furries so kate gets ready for the moonlight howl oh kate you look so beautiful she just put a flower in her hair and we're finally at the midnight howl cnn [Music] [Music] you know when i was a kid i watched this movie in school it was almost summer and we didn't have anything else to do i was in like what fifth or sixth grade at the time and monster zinc was skipping so this was the only option we had now up until this point i hated this movie it was obnoxious generic and i was just not feeling it but then this scene this is what broke me and then i realized i'm not just watching a bad movie i'm watching the worst movie of all time like what is this scene supposed to be is it meant to be a song number because it fails at that the lyrics are literally just how oh is it meant to be funny well guess what nobody's laughing sex sex and what are these dance moves is that the fortnite this scene is garbage it's literally cringe and we're already 15 minutes in it can't go much better from here so humphrey fawns over kate some more but all his friends are like humphrey you can't date her he or black and then humphrey's friends try to kill him because he's black and then more physics and then kate finally meets garth the man she's supposed to marry hey damn daniel and at first kate's in love with him [Music] but despite being strong and capable it's revealed that garth is a terrible singer [Music] bro this is just trippy red what's wrong with this so because garth is a bad howler which has zero practical use whatsoever kate is turned off by him so she runs from him for a little bit and meets up with humphrey your uh howling partner he's not a uh he's not a stud a dud he's not a dud in fact so this goes on for a while but then kate gets shot thank god finally but sadly it's with a tranq dart a trank dart full of lean bro wait a minute that's not lean that's great and then they pass out or something and they're transported to a brand new location a place so far away it looks the exact same as the last location they were in we're then introduced to two new characters a goose and a duck i forget their names so we'll have to check the alpha omega wiki later and these two characters exist for the sole purpose of being the comedic relief which has always worked so the funny characters are playing a nice little game of the last of us part two kate and humphrey then find them and a wacky slapstick scene happens quick look behind you so then comedy happens and the wolves find out where they are idaho idaho and then there's a sex joke in this movie yeah not kidding you were uh relocated to um sex so everyone's like we gotta get back to jasper and the funny birds are all like oh we no jasmine so they have to hitch a ride in secret from a character from ride to hell retribution who for some reason sounds like arthur morgan come here you're okay boy and then foreshadowing i love you audio jungle and then they hitch the ride and they're on their way to jasper and then completely out of nowhere kate suddenly has a vision of the future this is never explained or brought up again so this scene is [ __ ] pointless even when the events do happen later in the movie nobody acknowledges that kate literally had a vision about them and to think msn movies call this a howling good time i trusted you msn movies so kate wakes up to lil uzi vert and humphrey is rocking out meanwhile garth is talking to lily and they're really hitting it off oh i get it you're a funny omega no silly i'm a woman i can't be funny okay make me laugh um you're pretty good pretty good what's this so yeah that all happens and now we're at a gas station and humphrey has to go pee so he's about to go but then he smells a donut and despite having to use the bathroom really badly he never actually uses it this is a massive plot hole and therefore i am giving this movie a zero out of ten but then humphrey's cover is blown whose footprints of these so then this guy comes out of nowhere and tries to kill humphrey so all in all i think he's the real hero of the movie and then humphrey pees well at least the plot holes are answered kate then saves humphrey in the nick of time but they're blocked by a gate and they're about to die but then wait a moment what how the [ __ ] does a shotgun make a hole that big in a yard guard that is physically impossible who animated this actual [ __ ] wolves anyways they missed their ride so they had to travel by foot lord of the ring style trust me i wish i were watching lord of the rings right now but then it starts raining so humphrey does a funny rain dance and this is truly where the xavier renegade angel type animation really hits peaks what are you doing it's a rain dance shucks i forgot it but we can jog my memory with the lakota memory jogging dance i can't remember the memory jogging dance so kate then sees a cliff and does some epic mirror's edge parkour but then slips and i pray to god that she eventually dies but humphrey is here and he does the nathan drake hate those alpha jaws and grab ah i did not see that so humphrey saves kate and then there's a death fake out i'm so sorry we were helping and now they're back on the trail the next day kate and humphrey wake up next to each other and their love begins to blossom but then the train busts through the city and leo's like we gotta stop the train we gotta get out of the dream morty and then the ducks show up and they're like oh there's a train i already made the inception joke i'm very creative today back to garth and lily the two of them do more stuff together and then garth realizes wait a minute this is an e-girl wow what's your only fans babe back to caden humphrey they're in a snowy location that only the alpha and omega wiki will know about how's that for a girl's throw after some [ __ ] i don't care about happens humphrey runs into a baby bear and the bear can speak wolf apparently wow what are you well i'm black humphrey then starts playing with the baby bear and what is admittedly a cute and a wholesome scene and then the bear throws a snowball at humphrey and so humphrey throws it back and the once wholesome scene is completely ruined because the bear starts crying even though the the bear was just playing snowball fighting with him is this meant to be funny it's not funny a kid is [ __ ] crying [Music] nobody's laughing but then uh oh there's a big bear and that's the mother of the baby bear also for some reason the baby bear can speak wolf english but yet the mother bearer doesn't speak wolf english i guess whoever made this movie never heard of consistency before or i don't know making a good [ __ ] movie so then there's like a bear action sequence and now there's three bears hey guys you guys like jokes how about another joke so okay so two bears are eating a clown and and one of the bears says get what you [ __ ] deserve and then kate starts breaking the physics engine again but then with the power of snowballs and the power of walking backwards and the power of a hanging from a tree branch hey miss peanut no you don't don't do it they then fall off the cliff and then humphrey sees the tree split in half and using the power of wolf bobsledding saves kate from the bear the bear then dies and kade and humphrey make it to the train safely back with lily and garth lily is teaching him how to sing and that's about it back with caden humphrey they were having so much fun discussing what just happened it was a little bear in that snowball but it was so cute we almost lost our lives that was so rad and then we for some reason i thought of my first fight with tyler peyton humphrey world adventures what do you think big lag [ __ ] balls hd no no i'm telling you we're on to something here hey stick with me pup we'll go places we'll have seven shitty direct dvd sequels of this [ __ ] back to lily and garth again lily is teaching him how to sing and that's about it how from right here and use tons of autotune back with caden humphrey again it's revealed that humphrey is actually uh oh for [ __ ] sake who did it who [ __ ] did it who sat down and went hmm what if we put in a bunch of song numbers but all the lyrics are the word howl over and over again to give the song credit at least it's tolerable i guess better than the last one but it's just the words howl over and over again there are no actual lyrics or anything but anyways yeah it turns out humphrey is a good howler poggers back to lily and garth again lily is teaching him how to sing and that's about it and then the song number keeps going or something yeah [Music] whatever back to lily and garth again lily taught him how to sing and that's about it but then dennis hopper finds them and even though he's pro uniting the packs he's still in favor of this arbitrary wolf cast system so the dad's all like howling with an e girl i i was just done you're a sim so the dad's all like we're going to take the valley and our caribou so the stakes are really high now back with kaden humphrey tate is sleeping and the ducks tell humphrey oh you should be your girlfriend and then they hit a wall meanwhile wolf war is happening and it's getting hype and intense you know what though [ __ ] that [ __ ] back to caden humphrey kate wakes up and she's like oh humphrey i had so much fun today but then she sees the wolf war zone and she goes if i don't get in then i won't be able to get the call of duty warzone victory royale meanwhile humphrey is all like kate i want to have sex with you and now shit's getting a little crazy all i ask was for you to follow our customs but no your daughter had to up and run away i didn't run away so kate's finally back home and hopefully the movie can end sooner because of it where have you been in idaho idaho what were you doing in idaho we were supposed to sex karen wolf then tries to choke out humphrey and then bowser from the mario movies are like you have to marry garth and kate's like i will marry garth but humphrey is like i wanna [ __ ] kate though and lily's like i want gartho and gars like i want the e-girl and abe lincoln's like but joan i love [Music] the next day humphrey visits kate but this time he tells her he's leaving jasper you know it's a lone wolf thing well i know humphrey the fun loving omega that's the second time i've been able to sneak up on the legendary solid snake anyways the ending is predictable as [ __ ] kate and garth are about to get married then kate's like i can't get married i uh fell in love with an omega oh dude that's so crazy that's like the title of the movie that's that's some kind of suicide squad [Music] now in love with an omega that's against pac law dad i am a symph for egirl [ __ ] and then the dennis hopper dad declares war and then the war happens and then there's a stampede of a bunch of caribou even though caribou is scarce apparently and then humphrey comes back and then there's more wolf bobsledding and then the physics engine breaks again and then kate dies like she actually dies though no joke kate and then the movie ends now this kid with you kate's alive bro and then the dads are supportive of it out of nowhere for no reason despite the fact they just went to war over it and then garth and lily started yiffing all over the floor and then there's another song number and then there's one last howl from our main couple are you ready oh yeah ready yeah that was [ __ ] dog [ __ ] i'm not kidding when i say that this is the worst movie i have ever seen this movie is the antithesis of what i like in movies the plot is at best a generic romeo and juliet knockoff and at worst a nonsensical piece of garbage that can only be enjoyed by children the song numbers broke me mentally the jokes aren't funny and every time i saw any two wolves nuzzling each other rawr x3 i wanted to [ __ ] kill myself now as mentioned earlier i'm not the first one to have talked about this movie this movie has also been reviewed by the names junkie no way my boy junkie here and it was also reviewed by some deer girl i don't [ __ ] despite the concept of wolf packs being explored in a fantasy setting being incredibly interesting in my opinion the cliche nature of this movie doesn't really help its case wow this person made a [ __ ] college essay on alpha and omega this person also made a video called the end oh no no no no no no no i bring all these reviews up because actually i don't know why i just really wanted to talk about it but yeah this movie is extreme cringe and i really don't like it but i also don't know how to end videos so uh i don't know thanks for watching [Music] congress

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Length: 20min 3sec (1203 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 18 2020