Alone For Christmas | Full Family Christmas Comedy Dog Movie | Kevin Sorbo | Family Central

[Music] [Music] who's there i know someone's out there show yourself coward that looks good i wonder who put that there hey where's a dog quiet hello my beauty the bone works like a charm every time come on let's get out of here who are those guys oh boy i'm really in the door girl's naps [Music] [Music] here and there [Music] i don't care about the presence of food [Music] [Music] i want my very best friend for christmas this christmas [Music] [Music] bye huh i heard something downstairs columbus it isn't santa christmas is still a day away i know this is something else i sense danger we're not watch dogs nobody's robbing the house you heard that right yeah but do not fear young maiden your hero has arrived wait she's trapped in one of these packages poor thing soiled herself quick before she runs out of air columbus it's a dog [Music] what did you do busted give him some love give him some love here sit down baby yes he brought down the whole tree it was savage opened all the presents nope we call this here the nerf bazooka are you kidding me my parents have gone mental might have been canceled the whole holiday not that it would matter that much there's barely been any snow this year so it doesn't feel very merry anyway i'm telling you hunter this is gonna be the worst christmas ever dylan a moment i'll catch it later thank you um look i'm sorry guys but bone can't come with us to grandma's house this year she's getting too old and we can't risk bone knocking her down or ripping up her furniture and he's been acting wild lately so he's going to stay at the kennel and that's how it's got to be i i have to put my foot down i am the boss i am the head of this household but dad but we just moved to this house he's gonna freak out well yeah guys it's only a week bone will be fine those kennels are like prison camps mean brutal mutts i hear if a dog enters a big house wearing a sweater he'll get shanked won't he be lonely we will be back before he even knows we left and columbus will keep the rest of us company okay i guess i hope bone packs a sharp chew stick now we have a long drive ahead of us so get washed dressed and pack up and don't leave any food out for the mice i don't want this house destroyed before we have a chance to destroy it ourselves oh and use the shower downstairs please the hot water knob is still broken this house has old pipes moving on out the faster we get to grandma and grandpa's the faster we get eggnog yay look at what's ignoble [Music] i'm so sorry that i ruined christmas got a few bad dogs and a newspaper to the nose no biggie i can handle it but aren't you mad you're not going to grandma's thought this was just a time out i'm going to miss the big turkey dinner i'm the worst brother ever look you're just new here you don't understand our place don't try to be something you're not a hero yeah i know i just thought you see a beware of dog sign outside this house no that's cause we're family pets our jobs are simply to fetch the paper and take them on brisk walks you're right and from this day on i promise to never act like a watchdog again intruder i got it hi you must be the new owners yeah i saw you had a hold on your mail so uh here really yeah i saw you moved in the other week got a pricey looking package here for you somebody stayed off the naughty list this year i see dylan a package from uncle rich [Music] sucks uncle rich you shouldn't have worst christmas ever thank you i wasn't sure it would get here before we left left oh yes we're going upstate to be with family for the holidays oh fantastic would you like me to hold your mail for you oh no that won't be necessary if you could just leave any packages on the back porch you got it mrs c thanks oh and this is for you uh is that a tip i i can't accept any tips well it isn't exactly it no no no gifts at all okay post a policy seriously i could get canned well i wouldn't want to get you into trouble just knowing that your family will have a great holidays reward enough well thank you jake jake happy holidays to you and yours i'm ready to go what a weirdo i hope the rest of this neighborhood isn't this creepy that's because he's a postman no it's something else there's something fishy about him true he reeks of fish and body spray it's disgusting i can smell him from here i'll keep an eye on him stop with the macho yipping jake is nothing more than a smelly harmless creep [Music] how's everything going back here swedish sugar 20 from aunt june and for billy a stick of gum to do something special with score gift certificate for chuckle cheese we have our christmas eve dinner yeah i'm cleaning out the new house tonight oh i thought we'd go caroling [Music] kid with the bike two o'clock hey i think i saw this place on that police show you and mom like to watch we're there now pretty high security didn't see any sniper towers more of a white dog collar prison but daddy does he have to go yeah well um mommy what do you think i love bone just as much as you do but he was bad you wouldn't like it if dylan opened up all your presents right like i care about little miss wet myself now give him one last tug goodbye we need to get on the road pick up though see you bud all right buddy be careful in there come on bone merry christmas dude here we go come on boy that goes double for you columbus well i know it doesn't look like much but well we'll see all right buddy hello hello save yourselves no tag you're it she's off dog poop [Music] you gonna clean that up no i i'm i'm covered in dog poop hey how you doing i'm anthony anthony but my friends they call me uh aaa uh i'm good what's the other aim for oh they're right but you said triple a oh yeah i can see how that's confusing yeah so who's the little guy oh bone my wife's name was bone really i'm just kidding with you you know what it's too hot outside let me go inside [Music] so how long in for bone well just a couple of days i had called earlier but you seem really busy so no just busy this isn't busy sometimes i have five times the amount of animals in here five times but sir look i can see you're hesitating i'll tell you what i'm gonna do i'm gonna give you ten dollars off oh it's not that thirty dollars you know you seem like a nice guy six dollars i wait six dollars i'm bad at this sir look you seem a little overwhelmed so come on look sir i i need this okay i love dogs i love dogs more than i love people [Music] oh and he's like my family too man i'm gonna treat him like i treat my little brother and i love my little brother most of the time but sir look i i love these guys i play with them all the time they don't go hungry we just have fun we play i treat them like they're all in my house i'm not throwing in some cage in some boarding house somewhere i know this doesn't look like your fancy dog spa with the fancy dog food and the massages and huh massages sir i've been doing this for 23 years 15 weeks about nine hours 15 minutes oh and i forgot to tell you i'm on tv you you have a tv show yes i do well i kind of i have a show well no not really see it's not a tv show but it's a tv show there oh a surveillance camera yes then you can you can take that and you can you can plug it into that the worldwide internet you know contraption in fact my little cousin i thought he kept sending me all these free movies turns out that i'm in them hey mom i'm on tv you know um i don't know sir please this is christmas i will take very good care of steve boom really he looks like a steve look sir i don't have children but these guys they're like my children all of them i love them all the fat ones the skinny ones the the little one i'll take really good care of your dog i promise okay really really but i get to watch bone on tv yeah every channel 364 hours a day don't you mean a year no he's not going to be here that long unless you wanted to be and then i can cut you a really good deal sir no that's that's okay well great been a merry christmas uh you too um all right buddy come on buddy come on come on let's go come on let's go okay it is freezing out there let's get a little heat on how'd he take it i took it like a champ the owner is well he he likes dogs think he'll be okay i hate to think of him in a cold kennel sharing a dirty water bowl with 10 other lonely mutts i'm telling you it's not that bad all right guys buckle up okay here we go gonna be fun i'm so sorry bone i'll see you after christmas all right come on that's it right in here okay go ahead and go find a mattress you can call your own and the doggy door is in the back okay but just feel free hang out and chill okay i'll be in the living room watching a clash of empires if you want to come out there and veg out or something all right steve hi i'm oh whoa what did i he's a little spooked man for me i don't scare anyone neither does he hey look i'm sorry go away sure but go away come on let's leave him alone did you unplug all the appliances yeah and the lights are on timers taken care of and all the doors and windows are locked yes dear did you lock your bedroom window dylan gosh i hope so i pray no one steals my awesome new socks hey how about we stop for a little hot chocolate huh oh we're only four hours from your parents house let's not spoil the kids appetites yeah i can't wait for a big bowl of grandma's leftover mac and cheese you know he's right she only makes a fuss over christmas day dinner isn't this fun yeah hey how about this place we'll be back on the road before you know it all right even i could use a break from grandma's stale mac and cheese i miss bone oh sweetie let's not start that again you'll see him in six days okay why not now dylan hand me your tablet there's no app for fix my lousy christmas i checked [Music] boone look at that bone is holding court he looks happy too told you he'd make friends he does look happy i wish he could see us too so what happened happened man to him oh cupcake oh man that's a messed up story he seems angry he should be he lost his bite his bite he's a watchdog man and all he did was watch one part watch no part dog the robbers came into the house took everything then left and he didn't do anything nope just watch see watch dog not action dog not stop the thieves dog not everyone can fight i know but he doesn't know that i know what i know oh hey cupcake i didn't notice you there i let the intruders get into the house i lost my bite i don't have a bite we all have a bite some of us just don't know it yet so what happened i ruined christmas for my family as punishment i got sent here to this hippie commune doggy jail where they went up to the mountains to play in the snow hey man don't be so hard on yourself i heard there was like 200 robbers with big guns and a rocket and magic spells it was three idiot robbers who smelled like fish and body spray fish body spray yeah why where do you live awful park why that's my street i know someone that smells like fish could be the same guy of course it's the same guy how do you know he was at the house today before we left he was casing the joint casing the joint yeah he's going to do the same thing to your family like he did to my family you're going to get robbed and then you are going to stay here for the rest of your life i think there's a two-week limit man you have to go there you have to stop them stop them how i can't call 9-1-1 this room doesn't even have a phone and we don't have thumbs well what's gotten into he acts like he understands bone he does hears him saying my family abandoned me hey it's not that look he's made friends to celebrate christmas with okay we'll be back in 10 minutes okay let's go trips our home is in danger and bone needs my help what's the plan here again we're hiding from the warden who triple a he's gonna know we're under here under these blankets we're completely invisible it's common knowledge [Music] whoa well he's gonna know we're under here now not necessarily humans also have a terrible sense of smell oh not this bad my eyes are watering for the first time i can see color shh don't worry about it hey strange dog you ready this is our big make it count i'm so happy i'm so happy nailed it man nailed it you got to go out little guy all right come on we'll go relive ourselves together come on let's go let's go tmi dude tmi no you cannot contain us man i am invincible you're my messed up little doggy you know that get over here keep it low quiet my belly's getting scratchy go i'm tired run bone run find your bite [Music] so [Music] hey man you gotta help me get out my brother's in trouble huh think puppy think hmm parking break all i'm saying is i believe rudolph's nose glowed because he was raised next to a nuclear power plant what about prancer and blitzen comet cupid all of them grew up there that's why they can comply nearly there got it oh dear excuse me you folks driving the dark blue suv yeah why well it's driving itself round back i'm free oh no [Music] okay the bumper scratched the window's broken but we're fine dad better check the policy the puppy may not be insured as an additional driver where is columbus there he is this better work what's the battle plan boss same as always look for small items easy to carry jewelry antiques gifts that haven't been opened yet that can be returned for cash if anybody sees an easy make oven no they make little delicious chocolate cake no i do all the cooking no easy make oven gotta get faster coming during this thank you [Music] hey dylan's ride this is the worst christmas ever still on tvs laptops electronics are okay swing technically the easy bag oven is powered by an electric light bulb [Music] i don't recognize this fan smells like fish and body spray jake now most of the police force is off duty celebrating with their families and such as long as we don't make a racket we should have all day how's it look [Music] we're clear let's do it come on back go go [Music] why did those go off but let's just split and come back later they're gonna be gone for a whole week how about we do something fun like go caroling today is optimal we hold on and we wait out the alarms i stopped them but why isn't anybody coming out of the houses they must be on vacation too got to stop them but they'll fall for this this will help them stick around [Music] this will be a washout [Music] i'm gonna get in so much trouble for this [Music] let's heat things up a little [Music] oh this sticks with them can't wait to see who steps on these [Music] hot sauce facial wash [Music] hope this raises their pulses [Music] i think that was the last car alone good game's afoot remember play it smart right play what smart [Music] [Music] what game are we playing smart seriously i don't know the rules who goes first can i be the thimble shut it up now rob don't break any windows i'm not 100 sure about alarms dude i'm a professional i think i [Music] stop i'm stuck get me out from the bottom sure gotcha should we push or pull what are you waiting for just hold on ah what we didn't even touch you oh who was that something hit me in the head i don't see nothing it hit me hard okay we'll get you out real quick like doing that one two three [Music] stop stop stop what is happening slippery soap for slippery folk i think i need to sit down up there an open window and there's a ladder [Music] so not fooling around [Music] how you doing diesel who's this little one i can't be santa 72 east oak park you're a long way from home what are you doing back there looks like diesel's got a friend a friend let's get you home before christmas little one we need to take a little road trip mother well nicholas we need to be home remember the kids oh they'll be all right this little one in back needs to be with family [Music] who are you i'm columbus why are you here i'm trying to save christmas and my big brother save christmas that's adorable where are you going i'm just trying to help my brother stop some fishy criminals from robbing my family's house watchdog huh i've done security work salvage yard nothing like sinking your canines into an intruder's arm ripping it out of the socket and and going for the jugular now that's worth living uh that's true hey stop you have our dog they can't hear us hey stop we're being chased if they catch up to us i won't be able to help bones [Applause] worst christmas ever what is it my battery's dead go around to the side door at least you won't hurt yourselves there [Music] there [Music] [Music] oh [Music] so [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] put one bungee cord one garage door and one reindeer antler [Music] [Music] all right get to work so [Music] he's a mean one mr jake [Music] [Music] sweet bean dip i shouldn't don't touch that it's hot thanks for the heads up you okay buddy wake up oh robin this house is ruining my christmas and so are these mouse traps oh god this is ridiculous [Music] where did that dog come from why does he have a rope good boy who's a good boy okay okay don't be angry we're all friends here we're gonna have to make a break for it well what about rob lateral damage you won't be missed you gotta wake up buddy hey it's a doggy here we go one two who could that be just ignore them let's pretend we're not home i think they know somebody's home already [Music] carolers sing glory to the newborn king peace [Music] where'd the dog go if he nearly killed us who are you calling my cousin our family's other civil servant with quentin that's psycho oh man that dude's bad news he's effective and an expert at this kind of thing [Laughter] [Music] hello i'm looking for cindy mcintyre oh hello cindy i have a lead in the whereabouts of your dog yeah i understand there's a reward uh-huh i want to go home huh yeah i don't want that here's what's going to take to procure my services to find your bubbles one case of diet apricot snapple that isn't diet no dog 200 a day whether i find them or not lunch when i finish the job and i like the crust cut off my sandwiches yeah you know it's not a deal breaker but uh it's in your best interest that there be no crust also you've got to get the mayor to get off my back and change the zoning in front of my duplex because i'm getting way too many parking tickets and what do you mean you don't know the man hang on happy time petfinders how may i help stay put don't do anything i'll be right there [Music] it's simple no mayor no bubbles come on give him i thought it was righty tighty lucky lucy yeah well most of the time it is but sometimes it's righty offy leftyani hey we're having a father-son manly moment huh what do you think can't wait to enter in my diary how i spent my christmas vacation dad showed me how to strip lug nuts and we both shared sickness jeepers worst christmas ever all right that's enough i'm trying i would appreciate a little effort from you dad i think i know what you think that this trip is horrible and that you're miserable and it's a disappointment i just because you're unhappy doesn't mean that you have to make everybody else unhappy dad look no you look this holiday season is about sharing and caring and and about being jolly do you think you can be jolly just for one day dad yay let me finish all right christmas is about your little sister she still believes in the magic but don't ruin that for her you gotta focus on the big things not the little things now what did you want to say is a spare tire a little thing or a big thing the spare tire is a little thing but it's a big oh hey that's my tire doesn't make sense why would a family leave their dog here a whole week maybe it's not their dog maybe it's a stray who wandered in through the doggy door i knew the caramelies had a little yapping puppy but could be they have another dog a quiet one that keeps to itself [Music] uh don't know me you know what i do for a living i'm not gonna do it for measly fifty dollars this time i want sixty the rest of that bean burrito it's a chimichanga [Music] deal so cuz i'm not sure what kind of breed this is uh don't shouldn't be too much of a problem i don't think he bites or they all have a bite i've been doing this for years and i've seen every form of canis lupus familiaris you see that there chief three stitches from a great dane who didn't care to be put down there's bite marks here sea of a chihuahua angry little cuss named pepe came within inches of cutting into a vital artery supposed to get a lot of scars in your business nothing like the one that i got here the mental scar that will haunt me forever so we was traveling back from the port of bordeaux small single engine plane carrying a cargo of illegal endangered animals 14 french toy poodles is when are poodles endangered crash landed in the middle of the atlantic 11 men went into the water plane went down 12 minutes didn't see the first poodle for about a half hour eleven incher you know how you can tell that in the water chief no by looking from the rhinestone collar to the poofy tail huh because we're smugglers no one was looking for us very first light chief doggie come cruising by lagging his little tail now that poodle he'd look right at you look you right in the eyes see poodle's got lifeless eyes and he's coming doesn't even seem to be living until he bites you ocean turns red then despite all your pounding and hollering those poodles come in and they just they just rip you to pieces hold up wait wait a minute i'm sure these poodles aren't possibly sharks i told you we were carrying poodles why would we flying with the cargo sharks yeah man don't ask stupid questions i've never been so frightened waiting for my turn i'll never put on a life jacket again them dogs they could have taken us all out all at once but they just let us bob in the waters like we were squeaky toys see it's not their teeth that are dangerous it's their mind they're crafty and that's their bite that's the worst bite of them all bite huh wait'll you get a load of my bite how long is this gonna take yeah i kind of need to use the john can't go to the dog i'll let the dog come to you just go make it quick [Music] [Music] don't want to spook him doofus will you ever learn [Music] hey i got it oh hooked him yep [Music] he's a strong one [Music] they're very smart or he's very dumb [Music] hey guys guys [Music] i think he's caught up on something [Music] you guys have [Music] [Applause] must have gone under the house where have you been you missed all the action [Music] we almost had them i think we should just go home still a little time for caroline this dog is a tricky one he's smart he hasn't met me i'm gonna be a a shock to his system [Laughter] i i don't get it either see how you have this uh cattle pride and you shock animals with it we didn't see that yeah it's like electricity high voltage yeah we understand now yeah why don't you boys just stay here and watch a master do his work [Music] [Music] think you're smarter than me huh let's turn this baby up to 10. see how smart you [Music] what was are thinking come on come out come out wherever you are come on [Music] are you my mama what are you my mama mama i love you mama [Music] what happened guys we get him because you okay you'd like a chimney chamber please sure sure sure here you go you okay to drive drive okay great buckle up see the family barbecue this is taking longer than we planned i have to get the van back to the fish market for delivery so find that dog and put him to sleep sleep huh i got plenty more tricks up my collar [Music] stuck in her laundry shoot it serves you right you little troublemaker who did that was that the dog guys i'm stuck i'm very claustrophobic i shouldn't have had that bean dip [Music] oh one glass ornament didn't hurt dog you're gonna have to try harder than that one point in london [Music] [Music] uh [Music] stop cross come rub a house they say oh steal a bunch of presents they say [Music] what's going on [Music] [Music] somebody anybody [Music] rob what are you doing in the laundry chute i thought i lost a suck huh i'm stuck and there's something really sharp in my butt is that jingle bells i thought it was the dog you thought the dog knew jingle bells just get me out of here stretch your leg up towards me it was a lawn dart walls are closing in i just got skewered and oh gosh give me some warning will ya hold on anybody out there anybody [Music] get me out of here i can't reach you from here i got an idea [Music] wait it's getting kind of hot in here are you okay dear i've worked for the big guy quite some time mostly hurting reindeer you are so lucky santa what i really want for christmas is a rawhide stick a pig's ear a new tennis ball oh and one of those plastic hot dogs is squeak when you bite into them but most of all i want my family to have a safe and happy holiday that and the squeaky hot dog okay we're all good the spares on but now we don't have any dogs for christmas oh honey don't you worry we are gonna find columbus casey don't forget bone is perfectly safe and happy hello yes it is listen before you get mad at me i just want to let you know there's a perfectly good explanation explanation yes what explanation um explanation is why i can't find steve steve steve who is steve you don't know your dog's own name are you kidding me wait is the wrong number my dog's name is bone oh bone that's right so is bone okay what happened no no he's missing what yeah i can't find him i have no idea where he is you said you were gonna take care of bone like he was your own brother honestly i haven't seen my own brother in eight years i have no idea where he is either you [Music] hey try pulling hey [Applause] [Music] rob you out [Music] why do i smell barbecue no hell guys i'm getting really pretty in here whoa jake don't ask dude i thought you were a sasquatch maybe we should cut our losses and bail i i don't care where are you you're a dead dog this way boys over here i've got a little treat for you what he's right there he's a sneaky little mutt i don't trust him i'm grabbing him before he gets away again come on a little further [Music] a little further after we clean out your house on our way out of town we're gonna drop you off off a bridge that is [Music] merry christmas boys now fill your bags with presents who is it this time i think it's santa get back be quiet merry christmas how can i help you on this glorious early morn i believe this little ragamuffin belongs to you oh yes yes yes you were worried sick about her him and him these guys are thieves they don't live here howdy's all settle sweetheart we gotta be going of course of course can i offer you anything for a reward that won't be necessary i'm just so glad to get him back to those who love him god bless you sir amen bye take him to the others donation has been made in your name to the fuzzy pet foundation stop stop get in get in there get in get in there columbus moon i bet someone will read his tag and bring him back home yeah you're probably right honey i hope columbus doesn't catch a cold it's christmas and all they can talk about are the dogs i know we should have brought both of them they're family and family always comes first i can't believe you did all that on your own that's an incredible journey sorry bro i should have listened we're not watchdogs we're not heroes no you were right all along all you have to do is find your bite and i found mine your bite we might not have pitbull jaws or greyhound speed but we have something other dogs don't have we're potty trained no i mean yes but that's not the point we have a family that loves us and we'll do anything for them a faithful and unbridled spirit yeah i've got that time to take these guys down what do you say a little bro do you want to help me save christmas darn skippy cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of war shakespeare wrote that shakespeare the cat down the street we've got bite let's get chomping hey diesel you want to stop for some breakfast diesel something wrong dear that's everything no that's not everything where are the dogs really they're trapped in the closet my family won't be back for another week there's any food or water in there oh i know they're gonna die i just want to be there when it happens now go get them they're gone i can't believe that worked under a blanket dogs are invisible common knowledge they got out they got out how maybe he picked the lock with like a wire hanger or something oh a wire hanger what is he macgyver's dog doesn't matter we got everything let's go whoa find them now here puppy puppy i'm gonna find you [Music] [Music] gotcha oh yummy treats for santa on the mantel [Music] let's see what we have here ah [Music] the signal you're mine now [Music] told you guys i'm claustrophobic let's turn up the heat keep it tight rob clench it up [Music] there you are come here there it is again i smell barbecue [Music] you know a lot of good tricks let's see how well you played dead let's see what you got mano ee doggo not a bad move [Music] it's a little late to be buffing up you're not gonna slip away this time [Music] i love the piney smell of freshly spilled floor wax hey that's not cool [Music] turn it off your doorbell oh my god [Music] sit stay ewe i just wanted to go caroling [Music] [Applause] [Music] easy you did it bone no you did it buddy yeah yeah you're right don't get cocky kid hey do you smell barbecue thank you stranger diesel uh bone think you can introduce me to your friend over there i'll see what i can do bone and columbus is here too [Music] that's a heck of a couple of watchdogs you got there mr conley protected the whole house i suppose that's true so one of my dogs traveled cross-country with santa to meet the other one and take down a ring of international diamond thieves and destroy the whole house in the process best christmas ever huh [Music] [Music] [Music] snow [Music] it looks like it will be a real christmas after all wait it won't be a real christmas without grandma and grandpa could it be [Music] mom what are you doing here so that's why there's a german shepherd here diesel's here yeah oh so this is your new house good to see you i'm glad you guys are here oh it's so nice we're related to santa it's a christmas miracle come on guys let's go inside [Music] [Music] about you i just can't forget all the fun when we were young we caused some trouble here and there while we were playing truth or dare lights all around me flashing running green my whole family gathered round the christmas tree i don't care about the presence of food all i wanna do is be right here with you i want my very best friend for christmas this christmas my best friend till the very end for christmas this christmas i want i want my best friend best friend this christmas [Music] christmas is almost here the best time of year the stockings hung up in a row right underneath [Music] i don't care about the presence of food all i wanna do is [Music] this christmas i want i want my best friend best friend i want i want my best friend [Music] this christmas [Music] i got my very [Music] best christmas we're best friends to the very end for christmas this christmas i got i got my best friend best friend i got [Music] for christmas [Music] you

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Length: 89min 28sec (5368 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 14 2020