WHAT DO YOU THINK STEVE HARVEY'S WIFE WOULD SAY IS THE BEST THING ABOUT HIM? WILLOW JOY: I KNOW THIS IS A PG SHOW. ANGIE: UH-OH. [AUDIENCE MURMURING] [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] GIVE IT TO HIM. GIVE IT TO HIM. WILLOW JOY: BUT I'M GONNA SAY YOU PROBABLY LAY THAT THING DOWN IN THE BED. ANGIE: OHH! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LAKEISHA: GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER! GOOD-- OH, SHOW ME NOW. SHOW ME NOW. GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER! STEVE: THAT'S--THAT'S NOT... [LAUGHTER] WILLOW JOY: IT'S NOT UP THERE, THOUGH, IS IT? STEVE: THAT AIN'T GONNA BE UP-- WILLOW JOY: I MEAN, NOT--NOT YET. COME ON. GO--GO AHEAD. LOOK UP THERE AND SEE IF IT'S UP THERE. SEE IF IT'S UP THERE. STEVE: IT AIN'T UP THERE. [LAUGHTER] WILLOW JOY: OH, BUT I KNOW IT'S TRUE, THOUGH. HA HA! IT AIN'T GOT TO BE UP THERE ON THAT BOARD. HA HA HA! [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] ♪ WELL, WELL ♪ OHH! [LAUGHTER] EVAN: I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE THAT I'VE GOT A TYRANNOSAURUS REX BURSTING TO COME FORTH OUT OF ME. STEVE: YOU HAVE A WHAT? ALLISON: T. REX. EVAN: A TYRANNOSAURUS REX, STEVE. CAN I SHOW YOU? STEVE: WHAT? ALLISON: YES. HE DOES-- YES. T. REX. >> DO IT! EVAN: YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE THIS? AUDIENCE: YEAH! [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] [EVAN ROARING] [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] [MAN ROARING] [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] [BOTH ROARING] [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: THIS A GAME SHOW. [LAUGHTER] HOW THE HELL DID RUBIN GET OUT HERE? [LAUGHTER] KATHRYN... KATHRYN: YES. STEVE: TALKED TO 100 WOMEN. NAME SOMETHING YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF TO LAST YOU A LIFETIME. KATHRYN: CLOTHES. STEVE: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. WHOO! KATHRYN: WHOO! STEVE: YOU LIKE THAT ONE? KATHRYN: I WISH I HAD MORE CLOTHES, BUT THIS IS A GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER. KATHRYN: YES. STEVE: LIKE FEELING CONFIDENT ABOUT IT? KATHRYN: I THINK I'M RIGHT THIS TIME, STEVE. STEVE: MATTER OF FACT, I BET YOU RIGHT. KATHRYN: I LIKE THAT ATTITUDE, STEVE. STEVE: THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU HAVE, BECAUSE YOU SAID IT WITH SUCH ASSERT-- KATHRYN: CONFIDENCE. STEVE: YEAH. SAY IT AGAIN. KATHRYN: I'M GONNA GO WITH CLOTHES, STEVE. STEVE: YEAH! KATHRYN: YEAH! STEVE: YOU THROW YOUR HAIR BACK. KATHRYN: WHOO! STEVE: HAW HAW HAW HAW! KATHRYN: WHOO! STEVE: LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. HOW GOOD DO YOU THINK THAT ANSWER IS? KATHRYN: BETTER THAN MY LAST FEW ANSWERS, STEVE. STEVE: YOU BETTER KNOW IT. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] STEVE: [INDISTINCT] THAT ANSWER IS SO GOOD--YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU HOW GOOD THAT ANSWER IS. KATHRYN: YEAH. STEVE: LOOK RIGHT THERE. KATHRYN: ALL RIGHT. OH, MY GOD! AAH! [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] POINT VALUES DOUBLE. TOP 6 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. HERE WE FILL IN THE BLANK. NEVER EVER HAVE I WHAT? ZAC: SLEPT WITH...AN ELEPHANT. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] HEY, GOOD ANSWER. WILL: WELL... THAT'S ALL I GOT. STEVE: YEAH. IT AIN'T UP THERE, BUT I BET THAT'S TRUE, THOUGH. ZAC: YEAH. STEVE: SLEPT WITH AN ELEPHANT. AUDIENCE: OHH... PJ: WE GOT THIS. WE GOT THIS. WE GOT THIS. STEVE: PJ? PJ: YES, SIR. STEVE: I THINK MAYBE IF I TRY NOT LOOKING AT YOU. SHAMAIAH: YOU GOT THIS, BABY. STEVE: MAYBE YOU'LL GET ONE. NAME A PLACE, PJ, THAT OLDER WOMEN GO TO FIND YOUNG MEN. PJ: I'M GOING TO SAY THE HOSPITAL. STEVE: WHAT? WHAT? PJ: HOSPITAL. THEY GOT DOCTORS. THEY GOT YOUNG MEN AT THE HOSPITAL. I USED TO WORK AT THE HOSPITAL, I'M YOUNG. IT'S UP THERE, STEVE. IT'S UP-- IT'S GOT TO BE UP THERE, STEVE. STEVE: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE OBJECT OF THIS GAME? PJ: YES, SIR. YES, I DO. STEVE: YOU--YOU--YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TRY TO GUESS WHAT'S UP THERE. PJ: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. STEVE: STOP SAYING WHAT THE HELL, AIN'T NO WAY IN HELL GONNA BE UP THERE. THERE AIN'T NO WAY IN HELL. NOBODY GO TO A HOSPITAL TO FIND NO DAMN BODY. DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? JUST GIVE HIS ASS THE "X." GIVE HIM--JUST GIVE HIM THE "X" AND THEN I'LL SAY IT. [BUZZER] HOSPITAL. [BUZZER] [LAUGHTER] HOSPITAL! [BUZZER] [LAUGHTER] I GOT IT--RIGHT HERE, JUST RIGHT. HOSPITAL. [BUZZER] NAME A WAY A WOMAN KNOWS HER DATE'S GOING IN FOR A KISS. KRIS: WELL, STEVE, I'LL SAY WHEN HE ADJUSTS HIS POSITION TO HER. STEVE: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. KRIS: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. STEVE: SHE DON'T. THE--HA HA! KRIS: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. STEVE: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUT THE JUDGE'S GONNA WANT YOU TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE SPECIFIC WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT. KRIS: UH, WELL, WHEN HE GETS IN KISSING POSITION. HA HA! DAPHNE: THAT'S RIGHT. GOOD ANSWER. KRIS: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. CAN I SHOW YOU? STEVE: YEAH. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] SOMETHING LIKE THAT. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. [APPLAUSE] STEVE: DANNI, NAME SOMETHING YOU LEAVE ON DURING SEX SO YOU DON'T GET BORED. DANNI: STEVE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH THE CEILING FAN, SO YOU DON'T GET HOT. AVERY RAY: GOOD ANSWER. DREW: GOOD ANSWER. ANDREW: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. [STEVE MOUTHS "CEILING FAN"] DREW: OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. DANNI: SO MY MAN WON'T GET HOT. HE SWEAT A LOT, STEVE. HE SWEATS A WHOLE LOT. STEVE: OH, OK. DANNI: A WHOLE LOT. AVERY RAY: HA HA! STEVE: YEAH. AVERY RAY: EWW. STEVE: YEAH, BUT WHAT--WELL, I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT CEILING FAN. [LAUGHTER] AIN'T NOBODY SWINGIN' ON IT, IS THERE? [LAUGHTER] "I'M COMIN' ROUND AGAIN!" DREW: YOU NEVER KNOW. STEVE: "I'M COMIN' ROUND AGAIN! I'M GONNA DROP ON YOU! HERE I COME! [GRUNTS]" DREW: FOR SURE. STEVE: COME ON, DREW. DREW: UH-HUH. STEVE: DOIN' THAT CLOWNIN'! DREW: HA HA HA! STEVE: CEILING FAN! [AUDIENCE GROANS] EZEKIEL: GIVE IT TO US. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. NICOLE: BRING IT. STEVE: TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN, NAME ONE WORD YOU'D USE TO DESCRIBE STEVE HARVEY YOU WOULDN'T USE TO DESCRIBE YOUR MAN. NICOLE: SEXY. STEVE: I'M SORRY. [LAUGHTER] NICOLE: YOU'RE SEXY. HE'S SEXY, TOO, THOUGH. HE'S SEXY. HE IS. BUT IT'S FOR THE GAME. FOR THE GAME. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: SEXY. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. WE GOT THE TOP 5 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN, NAME SOMETHING YOU'D DO IF YOUR HUSBAND MADE RESERVATIONS FOR THE TWO OF YOU ON A SWINGERS' CRUISE. ERICA: INVITE MY BEST FRIEND. CAROL: OH, WOW! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] CAROL: WOW! WOW! GARY, HUH? I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T GO! HA HA HA HA! ERICA: YOU HEAR THAT? STEVE: SHE--SHE SAID, "I'M SORRY, BUT I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T GO." HA HA HA! INVITE MY BEST FRIEND! [AUDIENCE GROANS] HEY, MARQUIS, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, MAN? MARQUIS: I'M WELL, UNCLE STEVE. I SEE THAT GRAY WAS THE COLOR FOR THE DAY. STEVE: OH, YEAH. I DIDN'T-- YEAH. MARQUIS: YEAH. UNCLE STEVE, CAN I ASK A REQUEST? MY GIRLFRIEND'S HERE AND HER BUCKET LIST IS TO MEET YOU. CAN SHE COME UP HERE AND MEET YOU, PLEASE? STEVE: WHERE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AT? MARQUIS: RIGHT THERE. STEVE: YEAH, COME ON UP HERE. MARQUIS: THANK YOU, UNCLE STEVE. [APPLAUSE] STEVE: THAT'S ON HER BUCKET LIST? [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] WELL, HOW YOU DOIN'? WOMAN: I'M DOING FINE. STEVE: THIS YOUR BUCKET LIST? WHAT'S YOUR NAME? WOMAN: EDESIA. STEVE: EDESIA? EDESIA: YES. STEVE: OK. MARQUIS. WELL, BABE, UM, WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR 2 1/2 YEARS. I LOVE YOU. YOU HAVE CHALLENGED ME TO GROW. AND SO I CHALLENGE YOU... TO BECOME...MY WIFE. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] EDESIA: YES! MARQUIS: NOW I'M READY, UNCLE STEVE. STEVE: CONGRATULATIONS. THEY GETTIN' MARRIED! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
