Alhan being a savage for 13 minutes straight

[Music] but i was basically saying that the reason that the sound engineer [ __ ] up your sound is because your dirty accent just got [Laughter] before we get started today i've got a special ingredient [Music] working with each other maybe even speaking a bit of each other's languages and understanding each other's colors yeah well maybe dr kamp lovely to meet you who's also turkish turkish man then finessing around for their peas and getting peas off the the spiritual thing you get me isn't that right yeah yeah let's get everyone's p's in that turn they couldn't have popped you get me girls don't be at huckers don't be a shiners don't be a headers man them don't be a ball cat but just be free in the bedroom with your partner and have fun enjoy yourselves but be uh stay protected be careful and you know what i'm saying don't get uh what's it called what is awesome responsible thing boys keep your head down what camera do you look like man i'm giving too much information about me recently i'm just not gonna say too much [ __ ] but he's got a kfc name i could be anywhere amazing on what green high [Laughter] would you go love road public um if there was nothing else left for me to accomplish in life i would kill myself before i want to love island that's what i'm saying from straight up in it yeah avicii you know more people my name is alhan you're tuning into itv we're live at abbey road for the 50th anniversary of the beatles and my favorite beetle is the volkswagen you know what do you guys think about uh it's all right i respect what they do and then the audience they talk to you but what girl there's your type none of them was a two team they look like a bodyguard so we're filming in a rewind obviously obviously and you don't actually have a mirror in your toilet do you no because if i look like you i wouldn't have a mirror no i was i was just whacking views i can't let her but you're on a big platform that has only over 1 million subscribers as well what is the worst case scenario it's got to be nuclear or chemical or biological you're not paranoid though no how can you don't spit my bars when you're spitting over people's blood because it doesn't really go off like that does it it's jk blow man's going ak blood hey it's my twin man looks like me and that look like smash that bell kick it your poor mother bro just to have a cooking show on radar where is radar now where you're the reason it collapses but you know what do you think there's a link there yes i can imagine i don't know but maybe something special will uh come into it you know come into it yeah maybe i wake up pray weigh myself drink a bit of water listen it's even twisted you may as well smash your head against a brick wall no one's talking back to you no one's talking back to you it's not customer services where it's like i should have said this burberry cat hey a bunch of wasp bags you have definition in there i can't lie yeah it's good it's a good lasagna it's nice it reminds me of what's that thing used to have um school dinners remember school dinners no i think um show will cause accident sex do you where's she is she money as well liverpool scouse that is disgusting can i say something about burnley i think bernie is the most racist team in the world you know what i don't see one black brother one ethnic minority nothing at all thank you very much that's a [ __ ] potion well you mind telling me you're not mommy's voice now come on my mommy's way back first of all shane got back off [ __ ] hell out with cotton wool and vaseline i use a lot of vaseline how much oh quite a lot i put it on my big boy i would put it on my blade oh how long is your blade oh that one's over there at five inches but when is the brother mama looks like he's fully on crime watch 9 p.m monday is mad bbc one when is demi lovato she's still donation she's a victim she's a victim demish i'll tell you something you're cracking yeah you're a crackhead firm that's what you're cracking for wow so what what kind of chef are you do you kind of is it one cuisine or around yeah hibiscu biscuit and i'll order takeaway and then when i go to court he's not jk rowling excuse me though it's not you oh actually um a sex tape got leaked with chuckies so he was stood up getting head and the girl was laying down he stood up and the girl was like laying down she didn't she couldn't go in the knees she was too high up she gonna needs to kiss him um it's kind of done now then what's the point on this interview then by the way there's four cameras this is the main angle what's going on no one spoke come [Music] why is that funny no it's not it's not funny he's not loving her jake he's a good guy he's a good guy good girl um chubby little he was on the same he isn't quite you know what thank you for coming on our show you just weren't good enough fam you won't i'm not gonna lie i'm gonna be real with you nick we just need just do more two more features put it out quite sit there and smile on it are they big what are they big yeah yeah of course yeah how big how hand big big or big zoo big whoa i've never found anything like that you know i'm too scared well once you've been missing out if your performance is on why would you be worried about getting that well you got supposed to be that question oh yeah i want to ask you the question here but i think i already know the answer do you just take the mask on the roof when you're broken oh so your mum's the one that cooked pasta chicken and prunes yeah yeah i think you should leave right that's about and you look like a drug dealer yeah you look like your dad's racist do you get what i'm saying because when i listen to hedy and rv i just think that too much head shape a full volume full volume and lay there just lay there and enjoy it all right mom's gonna come bursting in yeah what did she call me oh let's go all right last night that's all lights off we'll be saying first time lucky oh bro she's going to come in and smack me she told you to turn the lights off like that was the problem yeah i can't have that my room no i mean i said vaguely i'll give you a bag do you know what i'll do anything for a bag that if you're a man of your word i'll do that everyone's seen it he's going to do it you know hey i'll do that right now he's and get in and do what because it's just going to be one of them ones where i'm just going to be stood there looking like a [ __ ] because i think it's true when he's in there what should we do when he's in there i don't know you know all right [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it back hi mom i'm in your room i'm in your room i'm just i'm in your room i'm sorry wake up hello how are you doing i'm just in your room i'm sorry i've woken you up you're just chilling in your room [Music] i'm sorry i'm gone all right i'm going to post my paypal so see what's going in oh god my name is mom oh bro you might let this pump wait wait no test the fire alarm is all right [ __ ] it you know what i'll do it you're not familiar with this angle oh my god this guy this guy this guy this guy is too sick oh [ __ ] oh oh [Music] sorry [Music] oh things i'm doing for club man i don't know if i want to be angry oh all right the thing is yeah her head's squared like that game must be strong all right listen smoke forever [Music] you

Channel: Scene Surveillance

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Id: 26YNuVjOU4k

Length: 13min 28sec (808 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 21 2021