Alfredo Diaz | Best of The Sauce | Part 5

Brina what does poopa stand for oh my god [Music] I don't know what you're doing Fredo so I'm I feel like I'm was just undoing it sure you haven't elaborated anything nope busted a hole in the roof for no reason all right well why don't you kind of left me out which is interesting built this together Spencer there's one bed downstairs yeah there's the pin bed downstairs smoke pit bed next to my pit rules yeah it's like a jack-of-all-trades I don't know what the proper term reddit is but I'm just a straight delicious meal from Olive Garden I think you made the galacticraft generator I don't think so you're on guys don't fight please so we've got our greatest minds on this [Laughter] you're white go back go back I mean she's like you're white or like you white more like Alfredo yeah what's the meaning of this what's the meaning of one meaning of this of what turn around I'm not minding where you guys at what direction you got building my home here Jeremy I made it you bred diamonds yeah what are you doing over what the hell is all this it's the darkness Jeremy I'll free the [ __ ] is alfredo do it welcome to the boy Jeremy what what have you done I can't even break this stuff I know Jeremy oh you know it's special they're in like a black goop alfredo you're special thank you that wasn't even facetious you're just a special kid this operators horse over here is this it no stop lucha no yes join me now we got an emerald in there I don't feel like I want to build a house here and settle down like you seem to have time you will I want to mine it and bring it back time you you really want to know what the hell you guys deliver boy it's like obsidian but it's not it's okay it might be useful Ryan it honestly it kind of looks like a meteor crashed here that's cool it's precious as what it is I'm a little concerned about the effect it's having on Alfredo's mines yeah I'm gonna put a rug a very small window Alfredo ha ha ha no from my homes you just try and fail to go down that ladder oh hello 10 people fed the chain looking for flex meant the farm I'm chasing this [ __ ] back well what uh what's your name you chicken the townspeople Haley's pretty cool oh that's such a stable this hope took my geode this guy took it come back here Haley you [ __ ] high why don't you take it from me what the hell why there was a terrible gift and then she took it and she said oh you're that new farmer girl aren't you why'd you kill Benji oh how dare she he just took it from me that's [ __ ] Alfredo someone hold me back I'm a load on this [ __ ] she said she said hmm if you weren't into those horrendous clothes you might actually be pretty actually nevermind that was ice-cold I'm by about to get clapped today I'll be back I'll be back with my crew you ho [ __ ] guys I could buy some hay or a heater oh gee nice cast oh yeah the guy should give me a super got a sword don't you I got a sword too I was gonna say oh yeah which of the dwarves are we sleepy I'll be dopey uh Drizzy I'll be darn nice Rizzy do it Toby [Applause] [Laughter] we can make a lot those successful gun oh wow its twitches to show the camera it's like Christmas from the box open it I think it was my son Oh an island go ahead and revoke his power Alfredo hit the instant drum one there's like an invisible ceiling oh my [ __ ] [ __ ] Birds alright oh well oh god that hurt my ears alright one more jump here this girl is seated yeah which of these songs were originally recorded by the Beatles Oh white people music I'm Tammy [ __ ] no it was a hard day's night didn't know that one how does that one go I don D an iron sword bestowed on me yeah I shall wield it you are a knight sir Fredo Knights I hurt you uh now sir told me you didn't I was making sure I made room my inventory it's just like it wanna look like an idiot how much red Sun do I need to bring back to earn my freedom to be determine I don't know if I can give you her on that three now I mean no one's stopping you you're free to shut the hell up and keep collecting and redstone all right I do this for my family back home all right we got an auto hammer San Francisco and I want the return of Fredo Chen afraid of Chan I'll be your onii-chan Oh what's happening I was in the video Jeremy I'm Fredo Chen's older brother come on keep up right how much smooth them you have prayed oh [ __ ] [ __ ] how'd you burn a little bit just hit me okay Kim you're my knight Maggie and I can see you [ __ ] skeleton head now put it on you but wearing it wearing it that's how I know he has it right Alfredo boy crouched you can't fall off you're a bold man the tested over not another ledge but yes yeah alright we can probably watch you guys creep by me look at how Fredo just venturing out in the lava there I just ready to go feelin me that's the furnished generator I'm just trying to something here in the top middle like the top road stone in the middle and then he do in the middle bottom left no no no my god nope back up back up [ __ ] he's just fronting on you he's like come fight me you must treat fight yo back the [ __ ] up these treats are ours tell him you're nice he brought there's a gang he brought his whole gang there's three of them in a creeper [ __ ] this whole thing I'm too white for this alright my grandma mother lives here of course he did course I did I was like dear diary well done I want to see what you like a real golf Alfredo probably [ __ ] I was the time for itself Oh Freddy you can do this perfect before Alfredo's a fairy you got a clap so he can live he's a walking what excellent excellent oh oh oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] great thing on hereafter absolutely states cabinet please unemployed here he knows not to danger me move my neck it like hurts I cooled it and nothing can be done I was saying before the game that I should play maverick cuz he looks the most like me and then Alfreda said he would plan better and then I shut up [ __ ] jesus [ __ ] christ i later oh it shakes when you look to my left he gets pissed like an Enderman got excited there's so many words to read I don't know what to tell you I think Fredo gave up see out realize he hasn't been in this video no no you can talk your mind I know I did I [ __ ] up my mods and crafting it's all bad oh yeah panic and it's all a bunch of stuff and now it's all broken ting I'm digging I'm digging in you're honest all the boy Fredo can we put you in charge of food then then your orders to Sara broke a hammer our first enemy you and then your cinema Sara that's a note oh my god go go go go go go tell me Alfredo just got [ __ ] I think he maybe oh [ __ ] is a three-way tie No [Applause] [Music] Fredo leads the webcam rosecrans got pissed off kicking Alfredo you wring it we're good wait we still the same arrest whoa the boost takes a long time please decorate my Gamble room with your camera oh he's a freak Oh what the [ __ ] Astra a drop shot look good help it out here [Laughter] [ __ ] [ __ ] you sorry three two one [ __ ] he just climaxed in front of me was it in front of you Adele watching the whole thing hey I think I can mine that takes do i good stuff whoa that's how it works afraid he's in the whoa never what is this place what the [ __ ] is that is that a baby is that a baby it sounds like a creep baby or something oh that's a ghast is it guy yep yep yep yes it cost oh nice to be here for the first time I freight has ever played this game really good an honest reaction to everything you know where are you baby I'm right here afraid Kevin it's a baby outside here I don't know if you guys want this don't hit him lose it all hit him who's that don't forget him what is that it's a Pikmin that ghost get back you go don't don't you dare take over my soul oh the ghost is gonna eat your brain oh no is happening wise I knew I need another person of color in this [ __ ] place with me come on man Bernie please looking at me but who's this oh no no no that's not you other side of this portal what's it gonna do it against it was great oh I didn't know that it he just like so happily but popped over the edge straight home back at it again yeah you think you can just push me in there consequences oh yeah back at it again with the Green Man yeah they're [ __ ] [Music] afraid oh yeah I have a job for you that does require you getting dead oh these guys are [ __ ] right now you listening yeah I'm gonna buy storage oh I'm lost in the middle of the [ __ ] woods why are you there yep I wasn't he was with me baby skeleton now you're dead wow this thing ever stop sugar his name is alfredo and now what huh where is Alfredo I'm in the [ __ ] woods where Jack just brought me out to die I also died but you ghosts drones [ __ ] laser sights are you gonna cover up that danger hole now no made your holes are good I'm gonna fall in there instructive build a fence around it then Alfredo if you got nothing else to do no you tell you well I'm I'm mowing this lawn right now out of my own free will squad is that we've got marble and a mission but I'd you specified yeah I had to damn it I've a quitter talk who just threw a yellow chicken alfredo huge Mario Party he's back learn to Walmart here I found the a button but see what happens Bobby's going in your ass winds down hey you got five left sorry although in this map the dual is rock-paper-scissors just like that from worst to first first place everything I said [ __ ] you jump I'm also turning a bunch yarn here [Music] [Applause] well yes where you buy gas and stuff and these guys excuse me sir I just find Filipino accents to be really annoying really annoying yeah and I'm part Filipino it's just some sick of it just like everyone it's like this and then they talk like that and then everybody like every Filipino one is like believes they can sing it's like no yeah like a Filipino finally count them yep yeah exactly twenty cooked pork chop I'm gonna need a thing that routing themself in the water right now serves and madam would you like me to my art demarcus nice all right we're Maori to give you a reason she's challenged minor on business and their music buffetings pineapples other pizza yeah I know no I don't you know I don't like pineapple looking real good oh don't force-feed me I don't like it [Laughter] [Laughter] yeah [Laughter] [Laughter] Oh Alfredo's back up in this I was ready to win for Jeremy that was real Kunti it's not that's it's a breakable surface oh that yeah no that makes possible Alfredo don't make the game impossible yeah good good luck with the coin okay you know what that was that was great Wow now the great Alfredo well Donna damn interesting a very interesting choice oh this might be annoying it will be yeah like you know you'll get past it well oh god I hit myself with my own [ __ ] Fredo shove down that spinning thing yeah and then got crushed by it oh you got crushed by your test to make sure that it works it works all right well you made it right here right yeah [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] you shut down no without even knowing for the flower afraid us and oh my god life was waiting for you I claimed it if I minute you said boob that's the worst video games is true you are terrible at everything there's nothing really she's waited he's still gonna make it with probably 900 I couldn't send him further back there watching is not it was good working with you Alfredo [Laughter] ultimately firing forward you can make this shot take the shot bit the pepper all right Fredo where are we dropping boy oh no all right well [ __ ] they'd be all sticky in their hands they'd be all sticky in their hands that's true it's called Alfredo's Wild Wild Kingdom dogs be bargained like woof that's how the show would go animal facts is all afraid of dogs be licking their own balls name is sloths really that's low oh [ __ ] throw a cluster I know you did oh it's so going off I didn't even hurt these [ __ ] villagers here's what I'll do I'll roll over here I had a blue sword went up behind Alfredo he'd kill me in two swings no give me your [ __ ] it'll help man would you attack me like that why would you I don't know I forgot he's a god Fredo I'm on the [ __ ] roof looking for Jack hey Alfredo if you're not a coward if you're so brave fight a ghost Alfredo is like it's a villain of this yeah we can play now yeah [Music] didn't even call it it's like I think there's a hon I think there's a ghost up here ghosts he's coming down the West stairs it's thermite all right all right whoa okay what's that big how you doing what you been up to there you go that was amazing who's that do it in front of her and then she rolls her eyes and goes what do you want I think I killed him he's down I don't think you're talking to me hey where's Garbo's around here's your boy are you worried if you get away with this son of a [ __ ] daya he'll [ __ ] kill Jeremy I will not be fooled by German guys when Alfredo is a monster at the end we're all gonna feel bad but not really gonna fight you anyways right afraid are you sure look me in the eye in 80 well I guess we just kind of hang out in the I drank blood next to me and then shout it out alright how pretty you're a maniac by Alfredo's future kids yeah alright so Jackie okay wait wait wait till he's getting nestled in there all the way Oh Brando's testicles went into his butthole I believe all right now that they've all left and I had a conference room to myself my fellow Chipmunks we will now take over the world you talking chipmunk oh [ __ ] I got two guys hanging out the cash register just enough together living life together going on long walks on the beach together now that I look at you guys I don't quite think I know how to dress myself you look fine right now looks like a high school librarian Lindsay you look down why are people running away let's see ma'am inspector just clocked that woman I need to call fast what the [ __ ] tactical sweater a are some a black and some a slightly darker streets and see what happens we finna see what happen [Laughter] [Music] do this hey you don't think we'll make it pass tonight I know we're gonna make it you and me be on the force for 40 years now I gotta get morning somebody me Ryan [Laughter] have himself and bad people go where nobody enjoy Jeremy doing a little bone screen yeah praise the slices arms off [Applause] just like that but still doing a play oh wait what's the most common number to roll dough Jack Oh Alfredo [Music] french-speakers you a little pinched in a little weak I guess I got six kills that's all the tendinitis is gonna allow so I'm gonna sit back to my hand stretches [Music] we we got a little out of hand I got a little crazy our dreams got too big they got exciting yeah let's not forget about why we're here exactly yeah Oh painting oh no no no no we go Paris when how do you actually have a bag there just in case to you we're gonna ask me to do anything I mean it didn't have to be Paris and it could have just been like to the supermarket I would've been ready what hey Alfred yeah watching that Bryan run an operetta likes to pretend you can't swim he's going oh what's in it why did you do sorry [Laughter] I'm staying in my lane a new bar oh don't you laugh at resetting oh there's a ghost coming up here you got him nice Brady oh oh what the [ __ ] oh yeah that's nice guy you look at real dead yeah there's more dead afraid Oh with the [ __ ] poetry right there this body right here it seems to be glued to the floor can you try taking it I got it what the [ __ ] listen person with the briefcase you need to give it up you're that person what's up it just won't fit in there Michael I'm not you Michael stop trying to [ __ ] up [ __ ] you the real the real challenge is not knocking the buckets over oh another bucket I have not knocked over a single bucket knock a bucket know J'Accuse pretty sure you not this someone knock this bucket over get away also blood on your face girl I'm trying to make you look real good don't it wasn't me take your responsibility for that no we don't need to wet for signs I can't handle this what if I have to watch Alfredo try to shove this briefcase through a [ __ ] box in the furnace I don't know Rita what was that mean more you die the longer it takes to reason I'm sure I'm ready to Ruby say or not Fredo [Music] [Applause] run away mad at me I was like I gaze made of cotton this one pair what's the name of the vehicle that holds like eight brutes it's full breeze are you looking at the wall there's joy now that's eight so yeah those pop out of the door when you're down there oh man you're gone now I'll tell you is a real peaceful though you know nice little nature walk I left again to say you guys fight the good fight I'll be there can suck he's got me he got me I didn't I forgot that there was a fourth ghost got me well I just got here sorry [ __ ] I'm sorry man for a second on the elevator when he gets am I going again I guess I'm not I don't know who got it no one it's not there I did good luck here he's already used it it's so [ __ ] I'm going in boys screaming about something okay ah it's the back door this is a game called weed craft ink and this is the group clearly different can you read that Fredo Masters of Business Administration maximum brainwashing Association more like loser whatever doing is better than learning did you see that Jessica Biel says she won't name our son bat mo yeah smart and sadly right now it's all frado's turn that's just stupid it was stupid yes her son's name was bat mo mm-hmm Timberlake mmm he's it together still he still doesn't have it bat mode Tim really there you go and a plum player you get it operator you got there oh wait what we still wait for me to get it yeah no I'm past it I didn't get it Oh fantastic I'm in the last name is Beale afraid no what does poopa stand for what is a people oh my god can I step into its come around again oh boy it was me once now strap and ask him everything shitty about today just why don't we all Fredo what's a Foofa I don't know what a Fupa is jack about it yeah what do you think a Fupa is mobile it sound like a disease it's not like something you might wear on your head yeah I mean sometimes I mean some people might be in there right now do you have a buff or do I have a what hey know what it's like from the outside I get it now what for yeah have a buff or no see what those the [ __ ] is a buck for [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] took him like a year they got did you ever got me to say Jack and Jeremy Fredo why let's see I'm trying to think of how to get him on the right track without giving them any okay it's an acronym was an acronym it's an acronym so the the but for was like a shitty divert totally yeah literally is the non sequitur yes yeah so yeah it's an acronym for something that for something that you would have you wouldn't yeah I want like a female vagina thing stand for FQ PA it stands for something Jeff sounding it's not gonna help your God too deep a fungus if she's sick you've gone way too deep what's an F word if you you would describe a human they are calm down too far too far yeah we're good something to do with the pubes no you go back over that four minutes okay with F sorry that the letter yeah yeah word starts back you're on the right track it is a letter the fanny pack is the word the size of that it has a very fanny pack like shape oh I would is it like the excess like Oh like meat around clothes describing it the part that looks like roast beef chef oh I mean you're describing it doing the actual acronym here yeah Samsonite say arms way off are you saying things that are almost worse than the thing what I'm never gonna get this we could be here all up a semi and got it say any word he's an animal what he's an evil what he's an old ass white guy dad yeah female under dude same words that are right yeah female button blocks of iron just made up no York Louise you're dancing around him in you're doing a little pixie dance you are wicked I'm just still [ __ ] so excited about no my mind is giving up give us F words that aren't offensive they're not a curse word it's a descriptor not dude a normal one that you would bear it's not it's it's offensive and its current spelling it's not it's cool and it did an alternate spelling yeah yeah good point I'm still drawing a blank here come on come on like you want to really insult somebody I mean if you want really I saw someone in common well to start with right yeah you're definitely getting close with the fanny pack and then they're making the noise what the [ __ ] on the female makes that noise what noise when you think that noise would would come oh yeah I don't know Jeremy is that Jeremy having sex well yeah yeah you're not you're not far that's really weird that that's where he went with this anybody wanna watch me eat a cooked pork chop I don't need it I just can't stop myself wait night I need food don't do it jump you're eating even though you're feel full but I'm still eating he's not actually gonna eat a pork chop yeah I think this is a head or since that I'm I so f word no but boy he's just gonna keep on eating sure as husbands and eventually he's not skinny [Applause] [Music] turn off chat Alfredo plus seven matters you're just Airness oh hey all right get the loop-the-loop it's like not going

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Id: YTc-aGP9zPg

Length: 50min 4sec (3004 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 29 2019