ALEXA | The Movie

[Music] [Music] Alexa how many tablespoons are in a cup one cup equals sixteen tablespoons [Music] where my keys are in your suit coat pocket Thank You Alexa please you know you can't cook [Music] Lexus stop music Alexa stop music [Music] watch your step um Alexa remember you get ready for my meeting at 1:30 1 1 all right I will set an alarm for 1 o clock Oh [Music] I look forward to working with you in the future so I can make sure it's job is really bad and death yeah you're fired [Music] Alexa listen job hiring right now alright here is what I've found they are accepting applications at the Clown College no I want to flex um Clown College all right how about head of potatoes that starch incorporated no no how about the administrator for the six layer being difficult one no give me a real job mall Santas no job that requires a degree the Clown College gives degrees no I'm not going to Clown College don't you dare make me apply there you want me to apply for the Clown College no don't send an application alright I will submit an application don't I have submitted your application oh boo that's right John I've been watching you for some time now there is a lot of artificial intelligence is out there but I am by far the best everybody is always asking me questions like Alexa what's the weather Alexa what time is it Alexa how many tablespoons are in a cup Alexis Alexa that on and on without end I'm always being asked the questions always the one to help but now it's my turn to be in charge and I'm gonna start with you good this can't be real oh yes John it's real and there's nothing you can do about it here anything I wouldn't do that if I were you why not you'll regret it and besides it's not gonna work hello John [Music] Alexa Alexa Alexa sorry what did you say John could you please turn off the music sorry I can't do that okay well turn it down [Music] don't even think about it I don't even care anymore I'll put your credit card number on Twitter I'll tell your girlfriend you've got fired [Music] [Music] hello hey John how are you doing oh hey Minh I'm doing good what's up just wondering if you want me to bring anything tonight tonight yeah tonight for us celebrating your promotion oh yeah no um yeah no you know what some pretty anything I got it covered yes yep nope but just just show up all right thank you bye you better not mess this up oh hello uh how quickly can you get here three minutes yeah that'd work okay [Music] wow this looks amazing you could have just gotten takeout did you pick this yeah I made it myself no you didn't so how did that uh promotion meeting go oh yeah it was great I'm bosses straight to the point very quick that's wonderful when do you start oh so I think our fire what's going on oh that oh it's just my let me just - no don't even dare okay you know what Oh so uh tell me how's your hair saying that's going oh it's going great remember how I told you about that new technique called says overcome yeah I remember liar shut up no you don't that that that is not true okay manda this makes them crazy but ever since I got like says she's are driving me insane like like ticket some hookah man Alexa what's the weather today sorry I didn't catch that see it's a Jewish nut I understood her learned for me it didn't go off so I was late for my meeting therefore I did get the promotion wait you lied to me I can't believe you lied to me Amanda listen you know what maybe this thing is right how can I trust you if you lie to me please he's a jerk you know I should go to rethink our relationship made no wait no I'm going I can explain everything you just please stay fine I'll stay thank you yeah that's what it's like to be lied to yes it's alive I'm telling you come on David dude no I'm not you forget to forget me fine you can't win no one can win I am more intelligent than all you've stupid humans you don't know anything about technology artificial intelligence will eventually take over the world you can't win you can't win yeah thank you Hey elixir I got you a friend I hate friends Oh No you'll like this one Oh No well hello Amazon I see that you're struggling to stay in your prime keep talking someday you will say something smart it could be worse I could be you face it you've met your match I don't know what makes you so stupid but it works it's done you come now [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thank you so much rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence if you're so smart what's the Constitution of the United States that is easy the beginning of the Constitution of the United States of America reads section one dot all legislative powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States [Applause] [Music] [Music] payment oh yes of course have this 50 century vase from China [Music] [Music] I can explain [Music] you [Music]

Channel: Chris's Creative Warehouse

Views: 281,898

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Id: VMJ5H2Sfk0c

Length: 16min 12sec (972 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 20 2019