Albert the Roblox doctor

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if there is one thing roblox has taught me is that people love to pretend they're hurt like this are you feel good breathes heavily vomiting cut snack on poor poor pose and do you know why people do that it's because their parents don't love them enough they don't get enough attention and that's okay if I was a parent I wouldn't love my child either I wouldn't at all I would never say the words I love you but I would still raise him not her like I never want to have a kid I want my legacy to die off with me so today I am coming to the roblox hospital to get the love that I never feel like I got when I was younger not my dad loved me a lot but nobody else seemed to love me at school it was always you know I sure gonna make friends so this is where is where I go you need medical help please ask a doctor hey cool boy boy boy my hey my dog I cut off my dog's arm it was a big mistake I'm a doctor excuse me ah she's yanked me off my wheelchair can you treat me with a little more respect I am in a wheelchair look at his face she's giving me like she knows she's gonna hurt me all right take me to safety Oh bro who's taking care of Lu let me in what's what's the pro me I'm a pro I need leg surgery and I need all the money in your pocket hands up oh you don't have hands put your hand up then give me the money it might be hard for you to give me the money at this point but too many years less Oh No hey nothing is happening in here stop looking imagine like the doctors just gonna run around shirtless I'm the doctor here what seems to be the problem like what is your issue with this situation well respond I lost my body parts where do you leave them last I don't know seems like you're suffering memory loss I got just the thing all right I think I'll solve it tip use a doctor tool on a patient for a game that's what I did I am a god this is the shrew embodiment of God see he's praying he's praying to himself come on I would be honored what he is a God and he decides I am NOT going to heaven have fun with Satan all right needs to be a little bit bigger though he's not intimidating enough yes there we go in his true form something's a little fishy about this hospital game it's got 300 likes and 22,000 people playing it I want to see there's any hot other Hospital games I can like abuse admin commands at this basically a normal Hospital until you start looking like at the game pass this is specialized response team and for assault rifle cocking teen protective baton Taser handcuffs why do you why do they need an assault rifle this is like uh it's like the purge is like picking grounds for the rich people they just like to shoot the disease armed patient hahahahaha why it doesn't really give any context like have a gun and be a patient all right let me play this and let me see how many times I'd die actually I desperately need to go to the dentist right now I've been pushing it off because I have a bad tooth infection and it's now spreading don't be like me all right let's play patient patient without a gun by the way feel like I'm gonna be the only person that's unarmed in this hospital roll boxes most throw realistic hospital game maybe just nobody has a gun you know like there's a lot of guns in Florida Florida's a big gun state [Music] but like it's not like as people shooting everyone you know so maybe it's like one of those people just own guns are you sure about it can I see a doctor learning doctors here there's three registered nurses there's four security guards all right so I heard some shooting that might be the surgical equipment that they're using I'm gonna join in you know I wouldn't mind p90 assault rifle all right yeah whatever I'll give myself think a look the hospital it didn't have a co-owner it didn't have like an admin there you know you need somebody to regulate things you need like a manager and that's me I need a gun to do it a little less than a year ago I had to get like some staples in my head you have a little accident that happened and uh the doctor was pointing a gun at me the entire time it was normal this is what hey this is what happens don't be a wimp all right we are ranked this place just needs some some good management and it will thrive there's so many noobs here I wonder how confuse they are when they're just like I need sig we I grow leg and then soul just pops him in the dome with a pistol I I do hear some shooting no my teeth are like in the back over here are really messed up though I probably said this a few months ago and I still haven't gotten it fixed and now because of you know the the darn dang virus that's going on I'm too scared to go into a dentist's office I don't want to I want to get something worse than this tooth infection are you in handcuffs or you just got really like poop hello all right so I got a g19 a p90 r870 but these are all very necessary all right you're not allowed to run commands moderator commands it's crazy how all these games scam you in some way they always just forget to include one of the major things on the other thing but why are you looking at you have no arms are you role-playing as no arms did your family not love you let's look inside your memory bank there we are hello come with me surgery time I'm not doctor Oh I'll kill him put that shotgun away something is very wrong with this girl look at her what happened to you all right yeah we need what we need to get her some help ASAP we're gone come with me we need to get you some help oh all right you got someone giving birth over here sorry about that what seems to be the problem I see don't want to talk huh okay I got blood on my hands okay this gun real the thing an issue is a lot of these people who play these games can't read yet I hear the stupid is that the problem for how long have you Hugh the stupid for beginning I use stupid you know I'm gonna have to go to drastic measures for this one moment all right so he's just gonna watch me from over here all right now get out of here so to fix this I have to put this to your head sneezes okay oops this is just like a team deathmatch and like some role play here come in here but we had to do this quick she just she's hiding from the gunfire all right this guy is annoying me a lot so I am going to just put him inside of a wall because I can but I'm a high school bully I wish you luck oh wait oh God all right looks like we're in this together you know I kind of believe this guy when he says he has he he Hughes the stupid I hear the soup ha ha you can't fix that I heard you're dumb yeah that's that's exactly it it's like a real like noob account to so I don't know what to make of this he just keeps saying it to people I heard the stupid all right next is this jail why are they all like scrambling out of there like like rats hey get back over here way I hear the stupid shut up shut you carry me you sit here for ten minutes a bus comes if you go on that bus you get Edmond okay I hear the stupid yup t round man see you around I'm sick same I'm really sick daddy it's just uh there we go that's that's the end of that you're free but come back in two weeks okay little did she know it was more dangerous outside of the hospital great day I will buy you same bomb oh good for my god gets our dream it's like you okay [Music] [Music] limping away well I'm gonna shoot you here allow me to escort you outside of the hospital oh my god if you scream I'm gonna shoot you well I need to help you out of here it's protocol there you go nope you're not going back in there I don't care I'll shoot your dead body and then I'll find your family I won't take it that far chop me I need to die why wait why do you want to die bad day some I'm going this no one is open oh I thought you wanted me to shoot you okay did I miss read that or something I swear to did I did she said to shoot her right Oh someone shot me thank you alright nobody's in here we're good I'll be right back hey can you can you get out of here yeah bro get out of here yeah escort yourself out well that's gonna make her mad that I forced her out she's probably gonna come back in here and start like yeah at me please do not do something you'll regret don't regret a single thing honestly Lord oh no bro go away oh this he's a he's a robot so chasing and we'll actually probably help whatever's going on with him ma'am can you stop swearing or I'm gonna have to light you up honestly I can't take this anymore there's way too much going on that person that shot you that was later skater later whoo yeah I don't care if you have admin I'm supposed to have admin and that's all that matters but later later skater on my handcuff for next time got your hands tied huh security shoot her she's a criminal shoot her now I am co-owner from of me abusing power morning all of you die every single one of you this is the best game ever my crimes have caught up to me you wouldn't shoot me if I had and it isn't hostage would you look they're gonna accidentally shoot the hostage I got a hostage what's going on here what what I even do well guys there's my hospital and roblox experience I've been playing a lot of these roleplay type games like there so suggest any other experiences that I should experience and I might do it so say if you see another experience that you want me to the experience like their comment also linked in the scripture will have these three kind young gentlemen for sale if you want to buy them buy them if you are if you're more interested merch I probably got merged coming out in like another month so do whatever you want
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Channel: Flamingo
Views: 7,986,785
Rating: 4.9366388 out of 5
Keywords: ROBLOX, Roblox Flamingo, Roblox roleplay, Roblox funny, Roblox funny moments, Roblox albert, Flamingo, Roblox troll
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Length: 11min 19sec (679 seconds)
Published: Fri May 22 2020
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