Alan Partridge 2.5.2 Crank Calls

that Susan that's a nice smell that new perfume yes that's very nice what is it my fiancee party yeah I'm asking both of you touch members of staff I let some reprimanding them and then I'll put you across my knee and smack your bare bottoms cool for you and mr. Ness head right never heard him didn't even first name no it was just a prank mr. g-string net cares wife y-fronts mr. t awesome doesn't even work mister Biondi this is Bill Oddie what's rude about a body yeah if you're professional then you know you're working in the morning then you would have got your head down about midnight I got my head down all right how about some pretty late night sessions myself in 1976 I saw elo of the Birmingham any sir I was there chatting with everyone else come back on elo and carry on playing right translator bunch and the wagon wheels accident will happen to you when you hit 40 you smell my breath it smells a bit like gas you know that is that you know so Scotch eggs we have at the petrol station what time was that it's gonna be in the system to the mouth for right well where are you oh come on well this is over let's bang out of order Oh take a look in the mirror no I've got a better idea why don't you shove it up your ass so pulled out Michael change that to laughing with just Alan Partridge oh okay what's your announcement yeah well on shortwave radio it's quite eye-catching suppose that's the opposite of what you were taught in the army you know camouflage I well I also done this course at the army school of commando training but what glad to do was well target identification right you had a gun into this big building right full of people you have to identify the hostages and the terrorists and tickled the Turner's I'm sort of employed healing you know I know exactly what you mean because a couple of weeks ago I was doing a corporate for Allied Dunbar afterwards a bunch of us went down to laser Quest in this very scary seconds count I really quick on the draw see look here if you don't find yourself in a situation with a concealed weapon right what do you wanna do is when you draw your weapon it's great there's a lot of it it's neat laughs another when you draw your weapon wait draw your weapon make it as smooth as you possibly can so draw who fix and fire and then just move and fire sorry so don't want us to take out suku quit

Channel: comedyklips

Views: 563,302

Keywords: I'm, Alan, Partridge, Steve, Coogan, Lyn, Lynne, Michael, Linton, Travel, Tavern, Norwich

Id: RQsxZBJOIbM

Length: 4min 54sec (294 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 10 2010