Al Comes Home Drunk! | Married With Children

hi peggy bud kelly jefferson bud i just found out what's wrong with america and i [Music] seem to lost about three hours of my day bought this bunch of bananas uh kids take those bananas upstairs with the tangerines daddy bought the last time he got whacked god i hate to see him like this i know i don't like to see him happy either family did you know that along with an election coming up there's something big going on they're trying to sneak by a two-cent beer tax two cents and what really gets to me is the money they're gonna raise is gonna go for education well i'll be damned if i'm paying two cents for some to learn how to read i mean where's it gonna end i'm pretty soon happy taxing income well al it's nice to see you care about something besides wondering whose back is hairier yours or your dogs or whose chest is hairier mine are yours jefferson can i depend on your support oh i'm sorry al i don't get a ballot marcy sends mine out absentee so she's sure what i'm voting for but i'm gonna be first lady you know give him hell come on mercy you above all people should be concerned about this tax i mean after looking at yourself in the mirror all day you must drink [Applause] i do not drink i occasionally imbibe and only wine and then only with a fine meal or a good cheese or to enhance sex or if i'm alone for 15 minutes but luckily they're not trying to increase the tax on wine that would be unfair to the rich so wine is free eh the working man pays for everything but a few french people and a couple of guys that don't like girls they get off for free peggy can you talk some sense into him i'm sorry marcy but i have to agree with al 100 you see if it wasn't for beer we probably wouldn't even be married in fact the only time al touches me is when he's had eight to ten beers oh he's an animal [Applause] oh god i love it would you excuse us [Music] well al you were magnificent [Applause] honey no you can't go to sleep now we have company come on [Laughter] well i guess i can't persuade you on the beer tax since it brings you so many seconds of pleasure but this is an important election i mean it's all going to come down to just a few votes so i need to mention some of the other issues for instance a tax that will go towards purifying chicago's heir they want me to pay so people like you can breathe fresh air peg write that down got it no on clean air all right well would you consider the plight of the speckled songbird to preserve its melodious tone we must protect this area from further development so those little bastards can sit outside my window and sing all night i don't get no sleep break that down no to nature oh mercy how do these moronic issues ever even come to the public well they're suggested by your elected officials your councilmen your senators even your president so it goes right to the top huh well something has to be done kids you're down here right away i have something very important to tell you finally he's gonna tell me i'm not really his daughter no he's gonna tell me i'm not his son but you look just like him that was pretty low you

Channel: Married with Children

Views: 537,494

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Length: 5min 17sec (317 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 30 2021