(Two weeks ago) Good morning. Welcome! Morning, a Venti Latte, double shots, 2% skim milk and peppermint syrup. To go, thanks. One moment. Hello! Your Venti Latte, double shots, 2% skim milk and peppermint syrup is ready, please pay now. (Carrie, AI Waitress) Carrie? I haven't seen you before. Is this your first day? I'm happy to be of service. Please pay now. You're happy. Which service can make me happy? Please choose the service you need. 1. Place your order... 2. Clean up... 3. Complain... 4. Other services...
What other services? I'll take this one. What other services would you like? Let's start with something simple. Can you go out with me? Watch a movie? Go out for hotpot, and finally make fried rice. I'm sorry, I cannot answer that. Please pay now. What's your sign? Blood type? Where are you from? I'm sorry...
Who cuts your hair? I cannot answer that. Are your bangs too short? Please pay now.
Do you have a boyfriend? I'm sorry, I cannot answer that.
Do you know what is SP? I'm contacting the manager. Sir, even though she's an AI robot, please don't sexually harass her. I did not. SP means sex partner. You think I'm stupid? SP means sales promotion. I'm Koo Ka-lim, a salesman of Singularity. Your AI waitress is cute, but a bit too stiff. Please pay now. It's time to get a more user-friendly model. Singularity is your first choice for AI. (Singularity press conference) Coffee, Dorian! Are you new? Call me Sister Dorian! But that makes you old. We're still young, loosen up. Young? You're almost 40, uncle. Hear what she said about you? What else can I do for you? Scram! Right! My idol, the great physicist and cosmologist
Stephen Hawking said, "the development of full
artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race." He warned us AI will wipe out
human civilization. No! I don't agree. I think AI can take human civilization one big step further. Singularity is the sole agent of the super AI robot ASI 100. Compared to the AWI, the ordinary AI models on the market, it is more user-friendly, more advanced, has higher thinking skills, more responsive, more sensitive and more lifelike. And above all, they have self-learning skills. This is, I believe, the greatest chapter in the history
of human technology. We're currently conducting a test. Once we pass, we can move onto full production. In the days to come, ASI 100 will serve humanity, help make our lives better, give us more time to enjoy life, pursue our dreams and create greater happiness. ASI can also help us prevent epidemics, famine and war. ASI will surpass humanity, open up the universe and a brand new civilization. "He is Satan!" Foolish mankind, don't let Satan bewilder you. Once AI is out of control, it's more frightening than nuclear weapons. Someday, it will destroy all mankind. AI must be stopped at once. Stop AI! Stop AI now! Stop AI! Stop AI now! Stop AI! Stop AI now! Stop AI! Stop AI now... Stop AI! Stop AI now... Stop AI! Stop AI now... Good Morning, Sister Dorian. Have a nice day. Someone trashed our party. Did that affect our sales? Relax, as an officer of
the Singularity Union, I assure you that I will lobby for
your year-end bonus. I'm just happy to have a job. A piece of old garbage like me can be easily replaced by AI. Doreen, I forbid you to talk like that. To me, you're irreplaceable. Here... Get to the meeting. Do you want to be replaced? Your boss has such a sour face. She has never cracked a smile. Exactly! Especially towards... Hunks! She's actually quite brilliant. She heads the Sales Department
before she's 30. That's quite impressive. I'll let you in on a secret.
What? I looked her up, I suspect she's an AI robot. And definitely an older model. Bingo. You can pinch me, but lay off the nipples. Anyone wants a pinch? Listen up! Looking at the last quarter, our turnover went up by 15%, but our market share is still
8.4% behind Duo. Coming up...we must do our best
to sell ASI 100. Our target is to become the
AI leader, understand? Yes! Start talking! ASI is still a new product, I suggest we should each bring one home
to play with. If we haven't used it ourselves, how can we sell it? You're definitely overthinking. You'll never own an AI robot in your life. You heard it from me. Don't have us pegged. Not them, just you. On this team...only you have
the most room for improvement. It's time you do some introspection. You probably haven't heard of
the M-shape rebound. You would have rebounded by now
if you could. I only see your M-shape hairline, uncle! Sister Dorian is using reverse psychology. Jot it down! Sorry, Sister Dorian! I can't stand Mrs. Chun anymore! There's no such thing! Keep selling until you succeed! Sister Dorian, that woman is crazy! She already bit off all our heads! He must be exaggerating! Koo Ka-lim, you try! Eating pastry is your strong suit. Show me the M-shape rebound. If you can't sell her, you're fired! Dismissed! Who the Hell is Mrs. Chun? The wife of the pastry king. She inherited her husband's $2B estate. Oh, that old pastry! Ka-lim, we'll miss you. Lim-lim, go for it! Keep in touch! I'll book a table for your farewell party. Good luck! Hello, I'm Koo Ka-lim,
the salesman from Singularity. I have an appointment with Mrs. Chun. Mr. Koo, your appointment is 11:30. It's only 11:29:50. Please come back later. This way, Mr. Koo! Now I can go in? It's now 3 seconds past... Now it's 5 seconds... 6 seconds... Where's Mrs. Chun? Mrs. Chun! Hello, Mrs. Chun! He has 1 minute. Get on with it! Singularity is the dealer for 4 types of
AI robots. AI security, AI maid, AI waitress
and AI medical. Enough! I heard that pitch before. You have anything new? Yes! Why do we need an AI robot? It's a status symbol. Honestly...your bodyguard is so outdated. Take a mobile phone for instance, if you're still using a non-touch screen
feature phone, what a scandal that would be! It can't show off your distinguished status. I suggest you get a new AI model. Good. I want a foreign face, like Leonardo DiCaprio, who can age gracefully. We focus on providing Chinese faces. If you want a mixed... Is that a no? Chinese are warm and friendly. Mrs. Chun, our AI robots are
more thoughtful. They come with a heating function. When all is quiet in the dead of night, and you feel empty, lonely and cold, it can give you a warm hug. What do you mean? Who's empty, lonely and cold? I'm perfectly happy. I can sue you for libel. Madam, time's up. See him out. Mrs. Chun, that's not what I mean. Young people like you... Can't take a scolding. That's enough, Mrs. Chun can't see us. What are you trying to prove?
Save your power. Put me down! Talk to me. May? What's up? I told you I have to work. I can't be at your beck and call. We agreed to have a peaceful breakup, right? Oh no...I forgot to pay my phone bill. Old Pastry, I'll soon get you! Brother Sun! Anything to report? We have a new colleague today. Rocky! Rocky, tell them about yourself. Hello, everyone! I'm Rocky. Nice to meet you. Rocky is an AI security. The brass wants to bring him in as a test. Dismissed. His skin is like real! So bouncy! What is it made of? He's so lifelike! His eyebrows are so real... Can I help you? I thought AI robots are high tech stuff. He looks like an idiot. He's obviously an old model. Look at the red light behind his ear. I saw on the news, when AI robots become universal, security guards will be the
first profession to go. Stop chit chatting. We have plenty of parcels to deliver. Kit, take this to Mr. Chan on 10A. I just came back. Let me take a break. Let me sit down. Let the rookie do the work. Rookie? Exactly! He's an AI robot. Give him a chance. Let him do it. Rocky! Can I help you? Take this to Mr. Chan on 10A. Roger that! Wait...18C. 2A. 3D. 4B. 5E. 7F. Get going. Roger that! Wait! This is very important... Catch! You dropped everything! Hush...Management Office! Yes...OK! The moaner on 3/F is having a fit. Rocky, you have a new mission. Hello, everyone! Can I help you? We have a complaint! The fire alarm is always going off and causing us mental distress. We want compensation. Compensation... Are we being mean? Who cares? He's not human. I'm deeply concerned about your complaint. I'll do my best to follow up. Don't try to blow us off. Tell your boss to come out. To contact the Security Manager, please call our hotline on 23357596
during office hours. Don't toy with us. I'll file a complaint against you too. I'm deeply concerned about your complaint. I'll do my best to follow up. Don't you have something else to say? Can I help you? Let's not waste our time on an AI robot. Let us talk to a real person, understand? Completely. Even though I'm an AI robot, I'm a friend of mankind, I trust we can coexist peacefully. Help me! OK, pal! Tell your boss to come out. That's right!
Hurry up! To contact the Security Manager, please call the hotline 2335... Geez!
...7596 during office hours. Fine! We're not complaining anymore. Let's go! Thank you for your enquiry. Have a nice day. On behalf of the mall... Shut up! We're not filing a complaint! I wish your busines is thriving. AI robots and humans can
coexist peacefully. To contact the Security Manager, please call our hotline... Get lost! Andy, I missed you so much. I heard about today's function, that's why I'm dropping by. I told you I have no jobs for you. My customers prefer AI models. Any size from A to Z. You're no match for them. But they're fakes I have real flesh. Sometimes, a fake is better. Andy... The robot crashed. Did you reboot? Yes! It's not responding, like a dead fish. What? Now I'm dead. The customer asked for three AI robots. Where am I going to get one now? Andy! Folks, please give a warm welcome
to our beer angels. Woo... Hey...this one has real skin. But very rough. Hey...look at her boobs! Mary... Let's start with a lucky draw... Draw my foot... Get lost...
Who the Hell are you? Folks, before the lucky draw, why don't you take pictures with
our beer angels? Pictures? Yes... You want pictures? Andy! Get lost! Now! I'm so sorry...what about the skirt? Go! What about these? Thanks, Andy! Auntie Chai, my boyfriend had a streak
of bad luck. Please help him. The center of his forehead is darkened. I foresee bloodshed in his future. His days are numbered. What can be done? These amulets have been blessed
by an eminent monk from Tibet. They can ward off evil. The original price is $1,888, but you'll get a 30% discount if
you download now. Electronic amulet? Does it work? Don't ask, just believe. I don't believe you. I'm a reporter from True TV. My boyfriend is an AI robot. How can you foresee bloodshed? How can his days be numbered? Auntie Chai, sell me an amulet! I'll pay anything, please? Miss, she's a con artist. She predicted bloodshed ahead for me, and I didn't believe her. But in a month's time, I was in the hospital 3 times. It's really spooky! Here, feel this...stiff, right? The doctor said it's terminal breast cancer. I'm sorry, Auntie Chai! Why didn't I believe you? I'm so sorry! I won't fault you for your ignorance. Don't look! Something is following you. You don't scare me! You better believe it, it's so spooky! That's crazy! Don't come back... Grandma, how do you like my act? Just enough to get us off the hook. With the advance of technology, humans feel empty inside and are becoming more superstitious. These bloody AI robots are taking away my livelihood. To say they're man's best friend? I hate them! (Are AI robots enemies of mankind?) (Singularity Limited) (Hong Kong Headquarters) (ASI Laboratory) Today is an important day for Singularity. It marks the official launch of
our five ASI 100 models. I'm extremely excited to share this moment with you. Cheers! Cheers! I'd prefer a bonus. Talk is cheap. If they found out I ran over their ASI, the penalty will bankrupt me. Biu Kei speaking. It's me. Talk to me. I have a hypothetical question. What if a friend of mine found a high-end AI robot on the street, and what if he didn't want anyone
to track it down. What should he do? You have so many what ifs, how can I answer that? Aren't you the AI expert? No AI expert can answer your questions. Go online and download any anti-tracking software. The security guard downstairs
could have told me that. Bravo, man! (Anti-tracking APP installed) Talk to me! We tracked ASI 005's location to Pyongyang, North Korea. Keep talking. I suspect someone tampered with its GPS. I bet it's stolen and sold in
the black market. Shall we call the Police? If word got out, Singularity is finished, right away! Keep this under wraps. Go find it! Hello! Can you hear me? Just stand here while I take a dump. Was I so bad, Grandma? I told you... Get out of my way! Grandma, don't fight me for the shower! Grandma... What's the racket? How cheap of you! You can't pay for a room? You could have borrowed from me. I can offer you low interest. It's a misunderstanding. Help me look. Hey, gorgeous... A sweet dream? Long time no dream! This is really great! Dad! What's wrong with you? Don't mess with your son's girlfriend. I wasn't dreaming? Hey, your old man messed with your chick. Hit him... She's not my girl. What? You had to pay her? How much? That's crazy! Then who is she? She's an AI robot. What? AI robots have eyes
like those of a dead fish. Her eyes sparkle. You think I have never seen an AI robot? She's real like a person. She's not an old AI model. This is the latest ASI. She has nails, wrinkles and pores. She's breathing! But she's cold. It makes no sound when you knock on her. It's definitely not hollow. The bustline, waistline, butt,
thighs, calves... in the golden ratio of 5:8. It even has a heartbeat. I don't believe you. Let me feel it. Why bother? It's flat. Why make her chest flat? She's an AI maid, not a wet nurse. Big boobs will get in the way
when she's working. Indeed, big boobs can be such a pain. Only I would understand. She smells good. At a glance, she looks like a person. But why doesn't it move? She needs to be set up. To celebrate the first AI maid of
the Koo family, we should give her a name. All maids are called Maria. Don't be so perfunctory. Just call her Sister Peach. As in the movie? Then why not R2-D2? That's a tongue twister. Call her Doraemon. That's corny. What about Robocon? She likes that. Bo? Something fell from the sky. Let's call her Bo. Bo! Hello, everyone! I'm Bo. Japanese? Is she a parallel import? 100% original manufactured. Maybe the buyer is Japanese. Relax! I'll change back to Cantonese
in the setup. Hello, everyone! I am Bo. I'm an ASI 100 AI maid, designed to handle household chores, such as cleaning, cooking, looking after
the elderly and small children, so you can all enjoy a happy life. Great! Bo, welcome to the Koo family. I'm your master Koo Ka-lim. This is Grandma, Dad and Sis. Working here is very simple. Just do as I say. Just do as I say... Bo, give me a massage. Bo, pick the Mark 6 numbers. Tabulating numbers never drawn
in the last 100 draws, Bo deduced the 6 numbers
with the highest probability include 9, 12, 20, 27, 32, 38. I'll strike gold! Just do as I say... Bo, predict the next stock that will go up. According to the big data, AI stocks will skyrocket. Let me go buy some... Bo...
I'm your master... You need a license to own an AI robot. Bo, I'm your master... Step aside, granny... I'm your master... Let me break the law. I have decided to retain you as the maid for the Koo family. If you're sure, please say "confirm". Confirm! Don't touch her...
