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all the theory is that you guys talk to you and we don't finish games but when we're playing the games that that isn't exact what you wanted it it's like you guys put the system in an environment that has made it impossible actually finish it about five times my [ __ ] mind again divided so it's like what will you do about it dude okay another new chat I just spoke a wolf y'all I say like I don't [Music] although point is sometimes it's not I'm a cool [ __ ] when these just shatter and everything did right and some people on everything we're gonna say hell-blade let's get out xqc tree you don't meet you through these normative language at them [ __ ] it and surely to half the chapters parson was intense let's specify said kxq see you should play black desert online it is a lot better than wow in my opinion the stories so far each an of my fellow retards XK so I'm just making your button this is gonna work it out it's working your nuts add a count sweat chat that doesn't leave my name in this [ __ ] I need to [ __ ] nothing to get my count another dead game yet true did you in the name of a game and that is a variety aim that is oh that is alive and good say do did say I'm gonna do it say the name of a game that is a variety game there is a crazy alive that is good they really have never even played yet oh I did okay this is norick wow it works man works boys Harley okay world's top assassins working for the ICA when all of their recent missions turn out to be contracts for a shadow client things take an unexpected turn all their targets have been operatives in an invisible organization known as Providence Providence has infiltrated the highest echelon of power and secretly owns our world the shadow client wages a silent war against them and so the constant Providence's enigmatic controller seeks Dianna out his request track down and eliminate the shadow client in return he offers something irresistible the truth of 47s lost origins neither know that the man they hunt is 47s childhood friend and unlike 47 he remembers everything me [Music] I'm gonna hit man [Music] she is graphics look [ __ ] sick the location no hostile presence understood Almer Enid's house is just at the beach our Intel indicates that she and her team are laying low most likely planning the militias next strike Rana is one of the shadow clients top lieutenants and yet she's not a target not yet anyway she's no doubt high on our clients list but for now it's information we seek infiltrate the house and get us a lead on the shadow client not for symbian e47 on my way you guys to stop measure to stop nation voice what's up and then [ __ ] run the open voice [ __ ] it Eid [ __ ] more dress I see illegal item good day now according to the local home security provider the house is equipped with multiple cameras placed around the perimeter I suggest you get rid of them 47 hours [ __ ] when the driver voices every better [ __ ] I can't doubt what a useless camera holy [ __ ] okay trash oh why so more cameras didn't have a screw this like anything better see me the [ __ ] we need to unscrew the juicer Berenice bodies that already good financial is not executed I see them lost it looks like reynard's grisly handiwork alright she was never shy about collateral damage the owners don't think so the house is registered to a non-existing environmental NGO this feels more like identity theft like Reynard is known to use disguises hmm keep looking 47 nothing we can do for these people now what is my or boysenberry okay Oh all right hiding here's a lot my name's boys Raven et we didn't loot enough Oh tomato soup that's good bring it after that a voice rat poison poison the sugar why not poison the honey the problem is is that poisoning do I need to see what it is who the [ __ ] uses honey on a daily basis nobody nobody uses honey it's very kind of rare what is that Oh smoother by the way if you don't know chat stealth is my specialty as a streamer as a player as a gamer 47 that computer see if you can't access it triptychs [ __ ] man hmm not an assuming there's a key Reena wouldn't just veneering around wait according to the floorplan the room your room should be a lot bigger there might be a concealed space behind the wall check for hidden panels 47 aha so this should be interesting [Music] here we go for the office computer no doubt how am I gonna get anybody with this deal you kidding me a sailing demo I will use my knife I have a knife know what nicely done 47 yeah that's not real life works okay last thing we need the thing is that the way that I think this drives work can just delete [ __ ] hurry I'm detecting movement up the road a motorcade possibly rain arts uploading the data hold on receiving it now Martin has a vision but it's not overwritten ourselves no names no aliases I doubt she even knows whom she's working for wait here's something a message from Robert Knox of Kronstadt industries and by the sound of it he's a Providence operative a defector well well well client won't like this one bit and you can't wait to tell her they're back multiple hostiles we're going to get go to stage 247 eliminate Reynaud and preferably without raising suspicion right now the client for once let's keep it that way [Music] Moldovan dollar that was the whole dress like [ __ ] buttons did it yeah I thought the snow would never have what a snog fest and I even missed out on the action I'm sorry you'll have to enjoy all that free champagne and cello music Orson what can I say you really took one for the team well I say stick to what you know well I was in [Applause] Oh shrink koalas eye tranquilizer gun oh [Music] that none of the truck boys did so why is there so many is any reason why there's so many [ __ ] people where do I go load Oh replay load lying around wait according to the floor plan the room you're in should be a lot bigger there might be a concealed space behind the wall check for hidden panels 47 Jesus a lot of items in it oh damn here we go for the office computer no doubt nicely done 47 should allow you to move more freely what's in I'm in hurry now let's [ __ ] it i'ma wait till she drinks the vodka didn't is that already it's for saying yeah I'm ready baby fun hey why does it kill you oh [ __ ] No [Music] body found who killed them the rat poison gem how this mr. no he was indicted can he move out the way didn't why would he eat the honey wait what what's over there what Roger command nothing tan oh yes my muscles are do did will do out what's happening in the back what's command you read me thank you very lost oh we've been breached command kitchen area appears clear over [Music] [Music] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is happening living how much should we weigh boys 474 don't put a head thanks man he's very got him Paul he knows again dinner come on do you copy hi copy hey man now where's the llama there's guys oh [ __ ] hey Lucy yeah this is me follow up [Music] what that is me oh I see the Torre telling me mapping your right really didn't this house [ __ ] sucks target down well done 47 now get off the property I'm out good really okay that popped off oh go down this is a way to do this machine without getting caught at home it's called telling his ex-wife's answer dude look at this gentle we're swimmer the file the bodies [Music] didn't like this while the apart here X have discovered you about 47 they're on high alert combing the beach for intruders proceed with caution no way to get past them unnoticed I suggest you cause a distraction 47 and make it a loud one well I'm Olaf Sidon are you [ __ ] kidding me dude I'm in the water yo Nadia I've earlier whatis right so why why is he unable to throw things here's your loud and clear the Mercs have discovered your boat 47 they're on high alert come--as beach for intruders Priscilla caution okay come in come in your perimeter washer swatches what just chat washes no weird to get past them unnoticed I suggested cause a distraction 47 and make it a loud one the other one on the other car Oh tomato there echo Foxtrot it's about their discipline all right it's time chat we have been appraising for this voice nope nothing it there is not a voice on it anyone official on the talking run nothing together first swipe perfect how many points of this five stars infiltrator achievements dan fagre I did what okay I guess we'll have a barcode it's like how expensive my missions are whatever my services is scan my head to join my price [Applause] well it's official New Zealand paid off the client has given us carte blanche hunt down the militia by any means necessary really a week ago Providence was a threat how did you swing the board the Board of practical people 47 a blank check is hard to turn down besides the shadow clients war on Providence is causing a global panic someone will need to stop the militia might as well be us and the man on the train James Bond you never told them about his offer taking a contract for personal gain is against ICA regulations sodas would have been proud it's not a sense of humor 47 whatever next crying at the movies why are you doing this I know what it's like to have everything taken from you sure it claims to know about your past no childhood your memories everything or Maya stole from you and you trust him about as far as I can throw him but this is our best lead in 20 years I say it's time we break a few calls ever hit man what that was an ad the whole time yeah I'm already playing your game of the [ __ ] Caleb I didn't oh my god we were watching add the full time [Music] be careful 47 could be a trial [Music] believe it I'm an again but enough everything looks me fun though no I bought it now this is an order right which isn't at all right another restart I do way what Chris give this yeah well what's happening what's not working good afternoon 47 your destination is the annual global innovation motor race in Miami Florida after analyzing the data from reynard's computer the case is clear the providence defectors are Robert and Sierra Knox head of robotics developer Kronstadt industries a visionary inventor and technological innovator Robert Knox has spearheaded Kronstadt industries to the bleeding edge of technological development his equally brilliant daughter Sierra is not only a financial wizard but also a fiercely competitive race car driver with a financial wizard and that chrome stack enjoys enormous popularity with global consumers however few are aware that the company is also one of the world's leading suppliers of Ian's military tech drones last year despotic ruler jinpu employed prototype Kronstadt drones against peaceful civilian protesters in the now-infamous Canyon Valley Institute and although it has yet to be proven there is little doubt that the Knox's personally brokered the deal making them complicit in a war crime it is unclear why the Knox's would betray their masters but likely the fear of being next but on the shadow clients hit list has pressured them to cut a deal with the enemy undoubtedly with Kronstadt industries on their side the militia will increase their attacks tenfold and so our contract obligates us to retire Robert and Sierra Knox and contain the damage they may inflict on Providence I will leave you to prepare just kill everybody didn't genocide time boys I'll kill her first didn't fight that [ __ ] any method hey this guy's dude what's happening [Music] yeah okay suit all I got better Jenna likes to before you did [Music] I will 1 clap ok we can even die once welcome to Miami for December the innovation race is on its last day and it is down to the wire thousands of eager fans are gathered for the final laps of this unexpectedly close race Ciara Knox is expertly piloting her red Kronstadt car her father Robert Knox roams the nearby expo building where Kronstadt is showcasing its new prototype car the Kronstadt RK mark 3 has seen fierce competition from the Chinese Kowloon Heavy Industries new racer Moses leaves CEO of Kowloon has taken a dominant lead and looks in Vincent Sierra Knox will need to risk it all if she wants to win for the third year in a row you have to do much chef NewsChopper guy he's the girls in a crash anyone ever [ __ ] die let's be honest pick up a poacher through the flood [ __ ] I said you the flood wanna fight and if I [ __ ] logic almost go down are you yeah pepper ticket didn't yeah baby Shah Baba listen sir there's no trauma just excuse me I'm not allowed here you know that's it one foot one of the other goodbye ha ha my god didn't get the way [ __ ] get out oh it's I'm sorry it's not into a chat snare do it sir I will have to Pat you down you want to come through okay let me know them security this will just take a sec sir no doubt [Music] good job sir thank you good job says okay about the way [ __ ] seem to have anything over here well they get it this guy's see I can be our family I can kill her I give me that [ __ ] did I have to go across [Music] Oh [Music] morning about Ciaran meanwhile I know what bread eats me up with Sierra knocks over those Oh oh another one with this the ice is invisible Oh Oh No guys guys he's passed out okay he drank too much what I did guys hi that's enough what's enough hey you can't just pretend I'm not here I'm not gonna take any more your [ __ ] what's serious who are you trying to be you take me for a fool no no no really I'm what now yeah maybe okay okay listen guys nice okay this is a skill learning very fast guys listen listen listen she is sitting a napkin okay hasty I'm not okay and this guy it's also really drunk all right and also then okay now now get this out of the way voice that's my car oh hi guys no oh I had to be poison time to go wait what I've achieved it view Intel in community evidence pile of constituents that's Kevin the race is entering its final lap 47 oh we got go [Music] well I'm outside oh my die on Turkey oh my god [Music] [Applause] oh I didn't break that well done chew down 47 the race is over Sierra will be coming off the track any time now Vicki Vicki Vicki go go go go wait he's under me whoa what am I going I live upstairs oh my god over there [Applause] how the house my holes are my gun [Applause] have again there hi sir I'm sorry well here come they don't know all here comes sir this is off-limits do not make me ask you again [Music] give us a [ __ ] give me something here that I can get no poison editing to see what my boss was like I need the bodyguards come your own good turn around and go back the way you came [ __ ] you I apologize sir what do you want my don't look in business piece of [ __ ] [Music] what yo I have a hostage and he's gunning me down okay one more on expert time that's fun I'm on there I didn't have up top you are so how did I go trust [Applause] oh man I ran away as fast as I could hydration [Music] ruthlessly absolutely brutal cold-blooded juicer did it [Music] Oh is there none the race is entering its final lap 40 already an outside again yeah it's not gonna work buddy can't let you through that's right shut the [ __ ] up did no I'm doing shadow enjoying I'm trespassing now then 47 the race is over Sierra will be coming off the truck any time now ah that was really close how do I get their [ __ ] cameras did hey you can't be here what ten little lower difficulty okay which I didn't we need to learn the early mechanic of the game before doing that No let's do one of them on normal and we'll do nature on our car with my camera United at last mr. Chris [Music] this will just take sec sir good register what the way huh commander do you still have to get the event on Thursday night No be some sort of vitamin hydration for me now [Music] what did I tell them Oh God no I forgot it was against Ted I'm playing as baggage at Mike's this is the right play wait a minute these guys are really good disguises that is Ted Mendez one of the country's most influential military grade money men this must be connected to Kronstadt but you could take a couple of steps back it would set my mind at rest what do you do you're gonna regret this Jesus Christ guys this is getting really bad this is getting really bad hell please there's armed men outside guys help I oh [ __ ] I'm allowed to be redundant man I'm the man hi sir guys the staircase were where was it [Music] that's the one I don't know what this is dinner let me show you everything I'm gonna say something provocative now-dead war is going out of fashion it's dirty it's just plain bad PR nobody wants to exchange their children and loved ones for flags and medals anymore the glory is God Ted but luckily Kronstadt has a solution for that nobody would imagine this Android infiltrators operating in the field disguised and fully embedded ready to strike at a moment's notice indestructible robotic operators who can infiltrate the deepest sanctuary of any adversary striking an unseen fatal blow a surgical tool for a blood world showman imagine an army of them fully equipped Android medics seeking out wounded servicemen and tatra civilians don't don't ring them to safety we're patching them up then in their Android pilots delivering payloads deep inside enemy territory with uncanny precision and minimal collateral damage Paul Wright Mendez it's very straightforward let me show you I just pick any of the pictures on the desk then I use the scanner to upload the biometric data and Palace will do the rest required WD obviously the final system won't rely on you manually I'm feeding a biometric data this is still a prototype this is a pivotal moment in modern conflict solution Ted Palace is entirely full all you need is to pick a photo from the table and scan it just like I showed you it's perfectly safe go ahead make my day for any Mendez pick any image on the table and scan it and activate palace what's the holdup just one required don't you see wait what amazing I know I just raised your money Robert knocks down now for the Empire well there you are boys isn't that just like an unfortunate voice they're just kind of sucks man let's go to the party Oh where do you think you're going sir you need to stay with me what happened dinner I'm the president of whatever the [ __ ] did it please actually happened when Knox and the engineers integral excuse me but it really freaked me out when people stand too close to me Calabar no no that wasn't it I was feeling sometimes to me happy way dogs engineers means a great advance party whoa [ __ ] shyness is really bad Chinese is we're getting really bad you lit Jenny's real bad at this real bad [Music] chat this got out of hand really fast it no more evidence [Applause] [Music] what we need is this guys that's it we're good yeah this resin that's ice your race is entering its final lap 47 was the corner parties founder which one wrong spot no way hey 47 the race is over Sierra will be coming off the track any time now okay let's go to the party it was a [ __ ] car there's just wash off the gun they guns fighting hey what never wear the gun on it hey steven seagal enough of the chokeholds and carotid chops I can keep it done with this guy right [Music] new champion is on the way to the celebration just not quite there yet let's get those Magnum dong Hariyama [Music] Jim how the [ __ ] do I go do the other place later oh I remember [Music] remember that let me go under ah yes we're fine shout relax this is all good how much body did I tell the whole squad what the [ __ ] is that a body bag and things beyond fixes I'm gonna go party boys okay laughs not [ __ ] supper let's make sure this this one Jill is very very stealthy [Music] hey baby drinking while pregnant that's kind of weird that is Ciara Knox reckless daredevil with a violent temper quite the handful as I understand it [Music] [Music] what the [ __ ] did never relax David chat this escalated chat this person has escalated the past where I'm comfortable with okay that we know I did [Music] where's my targets Oh God [Music] I thought sirs inside of the of the plot of evil these are the voicing oh my god did guys I don't know the mechanics of the game I don't I legitimately I'm trying I don't know how to make its out there obviously the final system won't rely on you Robert Knox down [Music] really really hi guys I'm sorry I'm sorry I I'm drooling in the game I'm running it I'm the line producer they just I don't know okay [ __ ] it down she can't play it the way I'm supposed to play it [ __ ] it I'll just play the one supposed to play [ __ ] it you know where he is go get up [ __ ] well yes scared anymore somebody man guns fine oh maybe it's actually your right so now it begins its searching so what are they searching for but they kept on me son not me I'm on this guy's so we're gonna know I just find nobody's looking for me anyway oh what a move this game what a mess do something like that vision story [Music] all your race boats out there [Music] I'm married I don't care about your problem debating clear this morning that if things didn't change I'd be off the Kronstadt t48 my skills the mechanic because the whole cage interferes with some radio signals from Sierra suit I don't see double my salary for the entire week and I'll come back in case the arrow decides to pay that man last pit stop damn I'll be down by the path one of the Kronstadt pit crew has quit the team in protest and grace Miller the ballbuster chief mechanic is in critical need of a replacement why don't you step in and offer your services 47 you're good with a wrench [Music] well no it what the [ __ ] away I did it London girls like I mean he's [ __ ] dead good day teaser just with me [Applause] what else should I that's very ever find a wrench Hey okay did what sugar remotes what is happening where is the pinna Matic ranch dog but sugar goes in here no sugar Oh guys this game is ridiculous [Applause] I'm not pretending yo where's the ranch Oh hey shut the [ __ ] up no habits I can't loosen it okay it's the wrong one then what is the right one there you go Gary's coming in everyone on your stations now [Applause] yep those targets down what the boy speak again soon [Music] morkul stay right here for ladies man same shot we're gonna that's pretty easy actually Jesus not putting them guys Boystown that [Music] from lost our voice and you need a guys [Applause] this wasn't like yourselves @sj except thank you so much very much something [Music] that's pretty easy not bad oh sorry why darling Jack hi Montreal drawn we're bleeding operatives panic is spreading and now we're Xing alone narcs was a trader he would have caused infallible damage and he won't be the last this is exactly what the enemy wants we need to fight the sickness not the symptom and I have just the tool for the job right the burn wood woman Eric's owners warned you about it didn't he Oh later I can handle this burn wood everyone hates power until you offer them some jewel I see a speaks the enemy's language we need them and once we don't we'll cross that bridge when we get there fact remains we are shadowboxing we need to know who we're up against I was getting to that his name is Lucas gray the late mr. Cobbs head of security Cobb was ground zero first of our diner it had to be one of his staff someone with military training and access to the plane grasping at straws Rey is a mercenary a veteran of every backwater tragedy you've ever ignored on the 5 o'clock news Chechnya Sierra Leone the list goes on but before 89 nothing no records of any kind come on CIA KGB funny--i spies went dark after the curtain was lifted I cast a very wide net Lucas grace simply does not exist hmm if you're all quite done wetting yourselves with excitement I couldn't give two shits where he came from I only want to know one thing what is it how does he know about us true wait what'd it do good morning 47 our Providence contact has shared the identity of the shadow client a former mercenary and bodyguard by the name of Lucas gray his past is a black void but our analysts are digging deep mean world we've had a breakthrough of our own comparing the malicious attack patterns with global shipping and transportation routes we've figured out how mr. gray and his paramilitaries move around the world undetected they're using the distribution network of the Delgado can't tell y'all right clear gray must have struck a deal with it old guard owes consequently if we can [ __ ] the cartel we can severely limit the malicious strike range but to do so we need to slay a three-headed servant once your Pathak cartel head Rico Delgado and is to closest left Henin's PR guru Andrea Martinez and several chemists Jorge Franco with equal parts guts and guile Rico Delgado runs a thriving billion-dollar criminal empire the word is the brutal and volatile cartel head is hell-bent on becoming the number one drug lord in the world to achieve this martinez a childhood friend of Delgado's has been buttering up state leaders and decision makers paving the way for an expansion of the Delgado logistics network while the brilliance but aloof and anti-social Franco has been hard at work developing a new type of super cocaine Subaru gave Columbia's most infamous crime lords inhabiting a decidedly hostile environment I would leave you to prepare so I have Oh three kills Georgia Franco helico welcome to Columbia 47 the remote village of Santa Fortuna awaits you deep inside the Colombian rainforest an iron-fisted Delgado cartel rules over the village and its surroundings security around Santa Fortuna and the closed off cartel compound is extremely tight armed sicarios patrol the streets of the village ready to enforce harsh punishments to those who do not comply rumors persist of hidden transportation cave systems connecting the village the cartel compound and the hidden coca fields beyond it is a rare occurrence to have all three cartel leaders present in the village at the same time export golf terms are protected by scrupulous killers armed with automatic weapons Rico Delgado inhabits this fortified mansion on the outskirts of the village while Andrea Martinez can be found in her village office or around Santa Fortuner itself and Jorge Franco is engaged in development of a new drug in his field laboratory happy hunting 47 all right that's it right there I really invoice you got a bad business polar really whatever mind annuity all right guys what [Music] okay [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] that's us [Music] [Music] thank you so much I'm dying well you're gonna be [ __ ] with me right I killed somebody across universe he saw it and there's no wagers in it or just okay justjust for content I will place perfectly buddy be very nobody dyes are chapped nobody dies [Music] now what reco Delgado's brother Hector is trying to win back his old flame hard apparently Hector has altered a rather search for one of the scenarios reportedly stole it from Hector's room during last night's party I suggest you acquire that letter 47 from what we know about Martinez a declaration of love from Hector is bound to provoke a reaction [ __ ] me [Music] that's Jake's nothing such as finally given worries that is Rico Delgado headed the Delgado drug cartel check the loose points if I'm not going out tonight I don't kill him hyojong if I tell them I lose points shut up he's either gonna come back [Music] I I get attached a gent done if we fail the next the next master tent or chief cherubs so I'm gonna focus on Horace [ __ ] welcome what if you're on a trail at beaucoup watches I will buy my best here so it's a good practice oh good so far possibly done hi chat smile campus what have you we're gonna go up there no my shovel I came across this really well drawn picture have you seen it not sure why they added the piercing though instead of one yeah another xq CL I love you achieve us we need to get one of the guys to come in I'll use a coin here Thanks only a 100 subs Omega loud I have a better idea JC hi chat I am drunk as [ __ ] and I get a PP overheating the chat Felix tell her why you're my favorite streamer it's because you are not afraid to be who you are sure you live alternate lifestyle no I don't know with some but I think you are the best gay streamer oh it's not better monk or 100 monk or 100 monk or 100 ohm my god chatter now underscore is coming for me help me Oh God there are coming to Ivan Hammond 17-7 undeath silly and 700 out people like that [ __ ] refill it pvcs for survival situations let's check it out hey Steven let's allow Jack Thank You months so my favorite streamer keep it up smile Oh God playing the Master Chief collection when it releases on PC like wine people happy okay alyssum was act no thought hundreds of shared this that this nut master is a professional I thought you guys next matter Tecna professional yes xqc you need to start hiding Bodhi so it can have be impossible for you peplau xqc bound the shovel is good tabernac tacoma stager Mets unit terms lock allah SWA big clap [Music] aha now we're good we're good ah [ __ ] off but good boys were running target acquired hey HTC it's my 12 months sub anniversary can I get two feels that day man trespassing when you're really a new suit there's absolutely two [ __ ] cuz I advocate [ __ ] what that's perfectly normal press f1 and do mission stories if you give up on doing it your own way okay [Music] toilet is all foreign chat they have to send somebody right somebody has to come and that's what we're [ __ ] min yes d Oh hey feelings I've been subbed for 15 months now and I want you to know that you probably don't get enough credit for stream hi every single day chat and I really appreciate the fact that you are nearly always our xq CL that was really close sure where's my killed oh my god I said huh capital D : Oh capital D : that is Kathleen wife - Rico Delgado for the past 11 years let it get away from me any smile is smile smile sorry madam sorry sorry Simon just relax Jesus did invade her private spaces that was Evan - [ __ ] off run he's not sucker I want a tune forty-sevens be properly side - sketchy biscotti biscotti verse agent 477 September silly Lisa wagon 1677 with its silly on 777 now many more children anybody towards us alone chatter look at the top of my lap King Neptune bald malt all not too bald but fully mauled L LLL LLL LLL LLL LLL 13 months pro girl of uPVC xqc hdmi Shh hey um while just went to the bathroom and when he came out he had no hair a barcode tattoo on his head and turned white oh well everything seems normal here 14 months smile no no no [Music] excuse me like excuse am one another where to go [Music] now they know [Music] timeout mister xqc thank you so much - every letter has you bring that extra bit of juice to my everyday routine I really appreciate you and chat and it's something that I look forward to every day what pepé a good plan [Music] while the new Call of Duty looks great I wish they would add some stealth elements though just seems like another action shooter what a shame maybe they will get it right in the next game opening parenthesis EE [Music] hi [Music] night janitor hi chat smile hi chat smile hi chat smile i chat smile hi chat smile bye chat smile hi chat smile hi chat smile [Music] okay now we're good now right we're gonna weekend away bang-bang kept a gap oink oink Peppa go bang bang Pepe go Boing Boing Pepe go bang bang Pepe go boiling point Pepe go no higher than notice if there's no one to notice 5 head that's wrong knife am i right okay two more free one of them he's a scooter for Maronites me I thought it men were supposed to be stealthy assassins oh I see that all the women that is Andrea Martinez the Delgado cartel PR officer and public face sigh maybe peace out suckers Hey I myself here you didn't literally see me what a swing imagine playing this game for five hours and still not realizing that the white dot above people's heads means they can see through your disguise actual seventy-seven like you [ __ ] Pepe a [ __ ] omegle ow what I would play this game the same way you do that's why I didn't buy pepe good laugh so now have a few struggling people like a lot faster than doing it with your hands go checking your tools you have a message just to your stuff test method imagine playing video games for a living and yet not understanding the simple concept of stealth game and after all he is also a pro player Oh Michael agent 407 777 octillion 777 even a civilian here chat we need a civilian okay nervous [Music] behind you 22 months of fantastic content Thanks excuse wonders well now holy [ __ ] a stable okay slanted what oh my god guys he's dying us for years this would happen we see here living proof that video games cause violence just look at his face I'm time to relax how our chef is I'm not compromising my test it out you need cuz I guys I'm running because I'm late I'm late with a succulent gourmet did nine months POG xqc a wrong way what [ __ ] hate shut do you remember the song that goes creeper oh man alright [ __ ] roll happened I [ __ ] or older hi xq CX q CL this video is cool besides that love the juice content XQ CL I love you chap less than three wide people travel in India how do I split up well how about I don't I have to imagine contracting a hitman with the intention of making it look like an accident or being destroyed you later find out the killed an entire town just to get the wrong person hi get over women swamp no please not a restart please not a restart please no respect oh right there we're gonna we're good when do we get to the stealth part Papillon wanna stop my dinner how do I kill them both I don't know babyrage any Gerber's babyrage any purpose babyrage any Gerber's babyrage any Gerber's babyrage any Gerber's sir you are trespassing if this is your way to play state's game why don't you just go play call of duty death match I can't support this and more 7:00 to the hi there this is hot thanks excuse erm you see what the [ __ ] are you it's not hard to [ __ ] stealthy approach an interfaith mate just be patient and [ __ ] hide mate [ __ ] [Music] okay Franco the de Gato cartels chief chemist all targets neutralized wisely who Happy's kill the more wine people happy kill them all white people happy kill them all white people have he killed them all white people target News life poison Boing Boing Pepe Boing Boing preggers Boing Boing a peg a Boing Boing Pepe Boing Boing Pepe appointment can I throw anything at all all right yeah ah I didn't write I love you chat less than three can you spam for house it's my favorite - mouth wide people happy and some lemons poison we're gonna celebrate this with a nice a nice Italian dish with lemon [Music] wrong place on the [ __ ] [Music] Bogg 11 months almost 1 year getting the juice Pepe the black pepper a good plan Pepe in Plattsmouth a plan go go go go go go hundred meters away it's an epic art okay what's never nothing aha [Music] that's it it's over twelve months of getting the juice per paid the clamp a peg a clapper peg a clapper feiger clap Pepe good checkup a good and all you took us to tries to do a mission Aboriginal child river master I think so too that's clearance [ __ ] okay three but actually ah-hum it appears everyone in this village has died a violent death bullet wounds everywhere and there are hundreds of eyewitnesses spotting a mauled Pepe are doing the deed well done agent 47 here is another mission successful tactical targets neutralized militia transport tactical wasn't location of primary target unknown team chasing several needs and message encrypted sent guys I am so sick and tired of these donors abusing TTS telling the viewers to spam an emote it is so weird and you all need to staffed now with that said if my sauce checks out we can prove the board knew about the chemical leaks we'll have grounds for a retrial make a difference they're too powerful they're not the devil Nancy just a company they're not above the law don't you see this is bigger than James those bastards killed 80 people and they got away with it think about what that means was there a no one's untouchable no one's untouchable Diana [Music] Johanna what the [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] annalee clapping illy clapping illy clapping illa clapping illy clapping illy clapping illy clapping illy clapping PVC i hope that one day I could meet you and suck your massive juicy long nose pep laughing what I'll do your do something in some way knows already [Music] fidget subs are chieftains and to this episode of warlords come in with a few something [Music] Jim hey boys buddy next mission good evening 47 the militia has released a hostage to outing the existence of covenants to the world this was a fatal mistake and our analysts are tracing its origin as we speak in the meantime we have a lead on Lucas grace top-left Renu turns out the Delgado cartels counterfeiting unit was creating fake IDs for the militia excuse you know there are lots of different ways of killing them instead of using your conscience the maelstrom the maelstrom and his cutthroat band of outlaws with a scourge of the shipping industry in the post recession fell under score but his reign of terror came to an end with the disastrous 2014 hijacking of the super tanker Frances King Chinese elite forces stormed the ship resulting in the deaths of a dozen sailors and most of the maelstroms crew but Carlos slipped away unseen the maelstroms connection to gray is unknown but we believe it was he who carried out the audacious killing of a Providence CEO in Shanghai along with two reactivated members of his old pirate game Vanya Shaw a shady figure in Mumbai's criminal underworld and the gangs old cashier turn dajin Lukas map ashore things never steer journal about it Lucas grace Eastern yourself we are a crack strike team and stopping them as our clients was pressing concern unfortunately the elusive Maelstrom appears to have vanished into the seedy underbelly of Mumbai the cradle of his criminal legend and no one knows his whereabouts or what it currently looks like so a Bandit Queen a showbiz charlatan and one certifiable ghost I shall leave you to prepare the reason you keep getting found is because of that massive [ __ ] snows pointing out of the brush planning any weapons master one is safer mission excellence cameras extra forces Ruth less than two men in combat bloody illusions and ruin disguises still on the road to five million and for a good cause to type the amount that is the best way to explain this gameplay with Pepe ger clap okay here it goes two targets one mission master welcome to Mumbai 47 one of the most densely populated cities in the world home to more than 12 million people if you wanted to disappear and hide from the world this varsity is perfect the maze-like sprawling slums offer secret paths and surprises around every corner the elusive Maelstrom knows the city like the back of his own hat locating him will be a considerable challenge a place to start could be the slums where his former gang the crows has recently risen from the ashes darwood Rangoon will be easy to find in his half-finished hour wrapping up his new film called Mumbai hero while Vanya Shaw has ensconced herself in the overgrown remains oh yes most after your three targets call this labyrinthine part of the city home so choose your approach carefully chanting okay full focus noted can one attempts know that we don't die or hundreds of good for you Jim camera over there guys are their terrific around guides here we can't go through maybe some vines we nose they're gonna know if I go there we need a dangerous guys over the best maybe she do dilatation first Mama's there's a channel over there why it's not looking towards me no if every wire in coin new cameras here nope [Music] you're so [ __ ] greedy they're so greedy do you think if I come over here [ __ ] me Hugo sure know each other did you die [Music] we're in maybe well good for children eight nine three two two two where's Dorothy - mum Oh xq see watch out for the goblin man he may do a big soggy fart on you and you will smell it with your snows cat watch out it's very lemony and juicy fart let's get the juice grab it by the poos my name is Donald Trump they call me one pump got my boy Epstein to do a job now he's worse off and Rob Lal W's in the chat because it's funny if you're fat political correctness makes my peepee erectus about what you know what time we have to go up if they got mess it up that is it's dirty dude it's dirty get up know that I can't believe it oh my god first-time viewer is this your first time playing hitman believe what do you think is better on high movie set or easy journey just kidding I already know that you are not real smile some of these Dodos are trying too hard to be funny and it's just lame security mother's gonna swim in her we're gonna poison it you know that is darwood Rankin producer of Musyoka movies and a full time criminal his brutality is overshadowed only by his too many of them why'd people happy clap xq c LX q c LX q CL xq c LX q CL x QC LX q CL x QC LX q CL x QC LX q CL x an idea you know what's not funny income taxes were unconstitutional multiple times before 1913 hey excuse e my birthday was on the 9th of this month it was great today i got the juice as well i'm having them so we need a hide the officer will have a disguise nah I'm good one of these guys are holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I've never been so mentally drained watching someone play this like [ __ ] rough this is painful sorta Tora Bora [Music] what was that sound did you see anything is this guy with you he sure as hell not a baby this is good guys this is good my shut shut No my fella [Music] okay so I took a coin do you guys obviously think if I drop a coin the first glad it goes gonna be that the boss really did waitwhat how do I drop that what is gonna come shoot it excuse I shoot the crane chains thank me later excuses shoot the crane chains thank me later [ __ ] you bosses right here boys we got this [ __ ] man the hook yes other than he's going he's going Nupur hook y'all go didn't I'm going out ronster this I think you should audition to be the next double-oh-seven yeah how do I go down cell copley no he's doing get man to pop channel come on here he comes nice view of darwood Rankin is confirmed killed no rest for the wicked however on to the next one Bowie you have do no no more extreme stealth probe your damn [ __ ] I did let me get was across town it let's go we rolled it guys not even once we investigated it that was played it to max perfection see gaming warm-water 47 the street gang known as the crows are on high alert they seem to be on the lookout for potential assassins and will be suspicious of anyone they don't recognize I said chat spam poking 50 months my dear fellow the noisiest remain hiding for - core question live now are the headquarters of the crows on your map what why what xq c it is better to make the kill look like an accident you will get triple points no okay I poison it xqc da Jia has been bullying me for being a dog [ __ ] overwatch player what should I do before he goes apeshit on me please send help hurry I don't have much time tell ring straight into the heart of darkness 47 good luck what move it he he don't belong here huh good yeah do as he told I'm not to step inside door they don't let him get away it's our 10 month anniversary smile we've gotta love Mike Tyson wanna be me hey guys Hey you pick the wrong guy to mess with I'll [ __ ] drop you like a sack of potatoes look at what [ __ ] dumbass like a sack of potatoes a photograph and a note addressed to cigar the barber this looks like a very recent picture of the Maelstrom with this in hand picking him out in a crowd should be possible any pumpers in shut where I have the hideout t know what xqc L inspect people [Music] how would I inspect people [Music] is it the [ __ ] on your voice chat will will champion leave for this but you can press space to take cover so you can perform corner takedowns and boo stealthier you playing this game is insanely entertaining thanks for making us all laugh oats TX qcl guys saying it chat well we're jamming for this doesn't make it any better no you know why would you guy soldier I'll have to stop you there sir ah wellin were they wrong I don't even know welcome to Mumbai there is our rendus yeah I nod anybody who said it not gift thing we're champ or something like ask and abandon first so eventually there's gonna be with our nice also these are the double or nothing do you mind you read this meal I'm ready to do anything okay bones oh good one for yes two for no you double your chance of winning double the chances okay before nothing on all right that off with you yeah hey excuse me can you leave no okay can you be stealthy no okay can you try to be a real assassin no okay then [ __ ] play on easy new hipbaker they thought he had a gun in his pockets but it was actually a bottle of champagne I know that I am intelligent because I know that I know nothing I simply speak what is written to me that way I elucidate that quintessential knowledge is the acrimony of the equanimity [Music] two years soon good variety choices lately man all right all the mods tonight because all we're over time by the way I need three hours of overtime you're gonna go through the logs of every single person it was a viewer this is gonna stop but if they're bad people bend them I don't give a [ __ ] the others of you something thanks xqc for making me smile and laugh every day I wish you the best xq c l yeah it's overtime to the boys well content a bit bye-bye up that's what we're gonna breeze through it okay we're gonna breeze through it swatches this is that's $100 it but up taxes it please make me smile another in it which is the best solution I think this is already a chat can you stop complaining like some hoes no okay can you shut the hell up no okay can you not be [ __ ] Pepe girl no okay Theni fi fat cop you [ __ ] degenerates where's the G I thought you were a gaming warlord what's going on just click on their heads why don't you just click on their heads why don't you just click on their heads why don't you just click on their heads why don't you turn comes can you go now come on come on it is time to farm some munkar w's oh my god chat I just got home and my wife I suppose to Tom floor on everything [ __ ] smells like Gillette white people's at dialysis dialysis i night why couldn't you see damn for my coins don't easy clap go pick it up you lazy [ __ ] come on really I'm like a [ __ ] no that's what I God did it I've been subbed six months poggle love your streams smile xqc l77 de silly and 777 million seven hundred ages relaxer kxq see I got a sub from that thank you so much just a quick question to you or chat will I be able to reset with twitch prime my name is Mihai xqc l Dawid Rankin is confirmed killed no rest for the wicked however on to the next one nice games love - ship is dead oh my god please send help I just joined the top fraternity at San Diego State University I cannot wait to [ __ ] so many hot baits there see you later virgins paying Felix your number mod here sure for you are gonna have to pay quadruple my typical moderator wage in order for me to do some [ __ ] boy [ __ ] like going through everyone's messages internet janitors by the way you pray that your parka like a new friend doesn't know that shirt for is like Sunni I know like it's he's not he's a mod he's gonna be a man smile chat he's a mod there's a moderate out of everybody could have chosen to look cool murdered oh no dude each other so doesn't matter I thought my dinner would be ruined because I forgot the salt thank God we have your know here though you really saved my dinner at if the baton salt I think you have enough left over to go fishing tomorrow and salt some meat for hunting later now how do I go across chat check them I need the hydrology isn't it shadow near the G if I had a penny every time I saw a hitman I'd be dead show no mercy love here exclusive ears to something you're like the worst type of Canadian but you're still Canadian so you're alright smile okay you know in terms of my dude is that God haben wasn't it already time sure flies love you Alexandra to traverse qcl this guy's going home to download till death eight three two okay can I get a time in puku in chat no okay another can I at least get a good attempt Donald W in chat no okay can I get a weird champ in chat yes oh oh okay I guess I'll just leave now sorry I'm sorry I'm in charge also you just finished finish the map skeptical / : vertical bar skeptical skeptics re smile be be be naggy be Pinocchio Pinocchio Pinocchio Pinocchio Pinocchio Pinocchio Pinocchio Pinocchio tape a pillow Jeffy's might be a little bit gruesome I - Effy love your xqc bein watching you for ages smile can I get 2x qcl in chat okay champ there's no [ __ ] say there how the [ __ ] was I gifted a sub if I wasn't even watching you today bro look at this stood out yo G wait till you see the effigy of zhu zhu zhu yu no no no no oho who who eats jog ye ha ha ha ha ha ha Triple A look at the top of his head he he ha ha ha ha look at those lips has struck why are you being a Normie and going casual difficulty at least do professional love you though hello Lily Lily Lily Lily Lily a minute [Music] Dawid rainbows in frontier have you played second row yet [Music] no rest for the wicked' however on to the next one do you blow your [ __ ] snows with a bath towel or a comforter [Music] 11 months already almost a year just wanted to let you know that I love you PVC and you two chat ex-beauty l [Music] [Music] the drums [Music] mother's Dyson at my car amazed Oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey chat do you all ever just let out a huge [ __ ] fat while laying in bed and then throw your blanket over your head too often Roy left juiciness well okay also sorry for what not what sorry for what knocks what sorry for what knocks what Chef Solomon did Jamie your nose isn't even that big type the emote chat type the emotes that I was farming please type it oh god please ah [ __ ] yeah thank you farming emotes gets me all hot and bothered which I find weird chance right no spotlight our moonlight u8h more later more later can you tell me whether the mission boys do my honest work voice here comes xq CL yeah [ __ ] it honey chatter I can't stop saying cedilla diuresis chat please sevilla dialysis dialysis I can't stop listening mr. Dillard I attend one of our words of Nations to deal with Joe Harris where I sit sit last person to type and Ellie gets a free gifted sub and LAN LAN LAN LAN Lilian Lilian Lilian Lilian Lilian Lilian Lilian Lilian she's first funds Milwaukee [ __ ] if I kill everybody I can get one of those guys did you like spotlight it is time for the Guinness Book of World Records longest weird champ spam in one chat room ready go oh my [ __ ] god all over myself had got in my mouth why is it this guy's [Music] can't wait to see how many are there gone excuse alllll a little hello chat it's too late for me go on without me I will only bring you down tell her I nineteen months that's the same age as my wife and L a clap ready for some bars they say money is the root of all evil I guess that means we're all evil people they say you should turn negatives to positives some things sound too good to be true then it probably is do whatever you do it's your prerogative [Music] kxq see this year has really been pogchamp and i hope i can be here for another year just to let you know that you have been my escape in life when in bored thank you see smiles this was a youth Correctional Facility until 1962 when the estate was overtaken by an obscure Soviet research fund the Institute for human betterment looks deserted the place was abandoned after a fire in 89 known only a few weeks ago it was acquired by an anonymous investor using cryptocurrency it has to be Lucas gray excuse EE L his hair be careful 47 the breadcrumbs were almost too easy to follow it could be a trap trap not a trap an invitation [Music] I see you are a man of culture Felix ala would approve on la clap [Music] don't you came home where is true the menu you marked Kuja and Jared kappa ban my master locks a great 47 [Music] this place this was our prison my father trained us shaked us into killers for Providence you don't remember they ripped it out of you wiped it away but I do I remember everything [Music] you're a terrorist with nothing to lose you'd say anything and now it's difficult you never miss your mark or question your functions brother but we made a pact on our new and I do this and we both loose there was an incident that boy he died he lived because of you don't you remember his name you know this deep down you know what was his name subject six your name is subject six and what is our purpose to take them all down [Music] there we just watch that we were gonna tear it all down the Institute Providence everyone who'd ever let us we've saved the partners grew paranoid made sure that what Meijer children would never challenge them again I'm the only one who got away unchanged the only one left to remembers my hair was Providence everything he did to us everything he made us do don't leads back to that we're not skipping me I'm breaking more rule what is another chat with abyss this knowing knowing Agatha's I don't do it over again gentlemen let's go over the plan the first constant is none other than Janus the legendary Cold War spy master a KGB senior officer and head of the 6th column Special Branch at Lubyanka Janus is a certified genius and expert of counter intelligence he retired from the KGB in 1988 when he fell out of favor with the Kremlin and defected to the US shortly after the Soviet Union collapsed now it is unclear Pentagon's step down is the constant but since 2004 he has been a resident of a quiet community in suburban Vermont mr. gray right so here's the catch as much did you even meet Janet Janus was trained to withstand interrogation and torture no amount of pressure will force him to disclose information he doesn't want to instead he will need to search his home for clues but if Providence learns of our presence the game is up so we framed Janus make Providence think he was the real shadow play correct I will file a force I see claiming to have traced a number of calls from Janice's house to the Institute in Romania the case was in clear mr. gray was only a figurehead Janus was pulling the strings all along and by eliminating him we will have neutralized the militia once and for however for this subterfuge to work you'll also need to deal with Janice's security detail a Providence Herald and former Secret Service agent by the name of Nolan Cassidy Intel describes him as diligent and inquisitive grandpa we cannot risk that he contradicts our story to his employer seems workable I certainly hope so everything depends on this next move 47 you made this our fight now let's even the playing field [Music] okay easy enough again what do we use your coin yep suburbian suit Spalding Whittle tantric Vermont on the surface a picture-perfect suburban dream wide roads golden maple trees and verdant lawns most residents here are white called American dream derived from university staff to government employees most but not all Genesis unprotected by a host of bodyguards and Intel shows that the fragile former constant rarely leaves the property Nolan Cassidy on the other hand roams the neighborhood streets a recent arrival the dutiful Providence Herald is busy making threat assessments and settling in with his security team now remember this is about more than just revenge Janus is the key to bring down properties so get in there and find us only good luck 47 that you miss Jim Jeff this yeah I'm also at the game America than your game like a movie gamer Oh drat 47 I've marked your map with several points of interest we're running this mission with very little upfront Intel but these locations could provide clues to I've gained the information we need good luck that is Nolan Cassidy former Secret Service agents and current Providence Herald Cassidy is assigned to protect Janus Nolan Cassidy is down good work for same Janus awaits your attention move to a better position [Music] [Music] no witnesses was no witnesses boys yeah so I let him use the green shipping container to store sleeping agent get this he told me that he doesn't kill the bug he's an exterminator [ __ ] there's [ __ ] oddball nurse is added to camera oh yeah the bird guy I think he comes early hey guys so Janus has an appointment with a male nurse every Saturday he's down fitting the birds by the creek at the moment sounds like a good way inside Janice's house true why didn't come with it it feels a minute much relax lady not here for you what is doing there that field still those targets ways that love the enter chat was that other dog was I deceived those a target right I children smile who the [ __ ] has a backdoor to their to their yard what [Music] what is your friend of them oh [ __ ] [Music] guys it's just stupid buddies what about it well I'm on it man call of duty edition lil you can't just confiscate my property I needed to get rid of an aggressively invasive mold in this poor old man's bed yeah you are sorry dude Jesus charge admins beaucoup here's to many more excuse al also will there be a day where you go through the reddit contest on stream [ __ ] man too low I'm not good 18 months love uPVC keep up the amazing extremes seventy seven trillion 777 billion seven hundred in the city dun dun but guys guys guys guys it well dude can I see him

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Id: WnRksxG-k4o

Length: 208min 23sec (12503 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 22 2019

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[u/Adam95x]

Thought at least one of you guys might like it. I've never laughed so hard. (I am not making fun of him btw I love him)

[u/ScumbagPatches]

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