Af Afro Afroma Afroman: Afroman:
Afroman:<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
..</i></font> Afroman:<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
...I</i></font> Afroman:<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
...IN</i></font> Afroman:<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
...IN TH</i></font> Afroman:<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
...IN THE</i></font> Afroman:<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
...IN THE RO</i></font> Afroman:<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
...IN THE ROLL</i></font> Afroman:<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
...IN THE ROLLS-</i></font> Afroman:<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
...IN THE ROLLS-RO</i></font> Afroman:<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
...IN THE ROLLS-ROYC</i></font> Afroman:<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
...IN THE ROLLS-ROYCE!</i></font> - Homie #1: <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>WHAT?</i>
- Afroman: <i>YEAH...</i></font> SHE ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW,
LIKE, "OH, IS THAT YOUR CAR? HOW YOU DOIN', MAN?
YOUR NAME'S <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>AFROMAN?</i></font> HEY, MY MAN,
DID YOU HIT IT, OR WHAT? ( crows ) ( laughter ) I GUESS YOU HIT IT,
THEN, HUH? YO, THERE I IS. BUT LET ME TELL Y'ALL
ABOUT THIS STORY. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>I WOKE UP</i>
IN BED, <i>MAN--</i></font> NO, PAY ATTENTION,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? YEAH--! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>( rooster crows )</i></font> WHOO!
GOOD MORNING, LADIES! ( chuckling ) FIRST, I'M GONNA START OFF
LIKE THIS. HEY, HELP ME
SING IT, HOMEBOY. COME ON. ♪ A COLT .45,
AND TWO ZIG-ZAGS ♪ ♪ BABY, THAT'S ALL
WE NEED ♪ ♪ WE CAN GO TO THE PARK
AFTER DARK ♪ ♪ SMOKE THAT ( coughs ) ♪ ♪ AS THE ( tweets ) BURN,
WE CAN TAKE OUR TURN ♪ ♪ SINGIN' THEM DIRTY
RAP SONGS ♪ ♪ STOP AND HIT THE ( gongs )
LIKE CHEECH AND CHONG ♪ ♪ AND SELL TAPES FROM HERE
TO HONG KONG ♪ ♪ SO ROLL, ROLL,
ROLL MY ( twangs ) ♪ ♪ PICK OUT THE SEEDS
AND STEMS ♪ ♪ FEELIN' HIGH AS HELL,
FLYIN' THROUGH PALMDALE ♪ ♪ SKATIN' ON DAYTON RIMS ♪ ♪ SO ROLL, ROLL,
THE '83 ♪ ♪ CADILLAC COUPE DeVILLE ♪ ♪ IF MY TAPES AND MY CDs
JUST DON'T SELL ♪ ♪ I BET MY CADDY WILL ♪ ♪ WELL, IT WAS JUST SUNDOWN
IN A SMALL WHITE TOWN ♪ - ♪ THEY CALL IT
EASTSIDE PALMDALE ♪
- <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Well... ♪</i></font> ♪ WHEN THE AFROMAN
WALKS THROUGH THE WHITE LAND ♪ - ♪ HOUSES WENT UP
FOR SALE ♪
- <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Hell! ♪</i></font> ♪ WELL, I WAS STANDING
ON THE CORNER, SELLIN' RAP CDs ♪ - ♪ WHEN I MET A LITTLE
GIRL NAMED JAN ♪
- <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Jan... ♪</i></font> ♪ I LET HER RIDE IN MY CADDY,
'CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW HER DADDY ♪ ♪ WAS THE LEADER
OF THE KU KLUX KLAN ♪ ♪ WE ( moans ) ON THE BED,
( moans ) ON THE FLOOR ♪ ♪ ( moans ) SO LONG,
I GREW A ( whoops ) AFRO ♪ ♪ THEN I ( grunt ) TO THE LEFT,
( groan ) TO THE RIGHT ♪ ♪ SHE ( crows ) TILL
THE ( boing ) TURNED WHITE ♪ ♪ I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
"SHEBA, SHEBA" ♪ ♪ GOT MY ( clangs )
LOOKIN' LIKE A ZEBRA ♪ ♪ I PUT ON MY CLOTHES,
AND I WAS ON MY WAY ♪ ♪ UNTIL HER DADDY PULLED UP
IN A CHEVROLET ♪ ♪ SO I RAN,
I JUMPED OUT THE BACK WINDOW ♪ ♪ BUT HER DADDY, HE WAS WAITING
WITH A 2X4 ♪ ♪ OH, HE BEAT ME TO THE LEFT,
HE BEAT ME TO THE RIGHT ♪ ♪ THE ( groans ) WHIPPED
MY ( groans ) ALL NIGHT ♪ ♪ BUT I AIN'T MAD
AT HER PREJUDICED DAD ♪ ♪ THAT'S THE BEST DAMN
( meows ) I EVER HAD ♪ ♪ I GOT A BAG OF ( whistles )
AND A BOTTLE OF WINE ♪ ♪ I'M GONNA ( grunts ) THAT
( moans ) JUST ONE MORE TIME ♪ ♪ A COLT .45,
AND TWO ZIG-ZAGS ♪ ♪ BABY, THAT'S ALL
WE NEED ♪ ♪ WE CAN GO TO THE PARK
AFTER DARK ♪ ♪ SMOKE THAT ( coughs ) ♪ ♪ AS THE ( tweets ) BURN,
WE CAN TAKE OUR TURN ♪ ♪ SINGIN' THEM DIRTY
RAP SONGS ♪ ♪ STOP AND HIT THE ( gongs )
LIKE CHEECH AND CHONG ♪ ♪ AND SELL TAPES FROM HERE
TO HONG KONG ♪ ♪ SO ROLL, ROLL,
ROLL MY ( twangs ) ♪ ♪ PICK OUT THE SEEDS
AND STEMS ♪ ♪ FEELIN' HIGH AS HELL,
FLYIN' THROUGH PALMDALE ♪ ♪ SKATIN' ON DAYTON RIMS ♪ ♪ SO ROLL, ROLL,
THE '83 ♪ ♪ CADILLAC COUPE DeVILLE ♪ ♪ IF MY TAPES AND MY CDs
JUST DON'T SELL ♪ ♪ I BET MY CADDY WILL ♪ ♪ I MET THIS LADY
IN HOLLYWOOD ♪ ♪ SHE HAD GREEN HAIR,
BUT DAMN, SHE LOOKED GOOD ♪ ♪ I TOOK HER TO MY HOUSE,
'CAUSE SHE WAS FINE ♪ ♪ BUT SHE WHIPPED OUT
A ( springs ) THAT WAS
BIGGER THAN MINE ♪ ♪ I MET THIS LADY
FROM JAPAN ♪ ♪ NEVER MADE LOVE
WITH AN AFRICAN ♪ ♪ I ( grunts ) ONCE,
I ( grunts ) TWICE ♪ ♪ I ATE THAT ( meows )
LIKE SHRIMP FRIED RICE ♪ ♪ DON'T BE AMAZED
AT THE STORIES I TELL YA ♪ ♪ I MET A WOMAN
IN THE HEART OF AUSTRALIA ♪ ♪ HAD A BIG BUTT
AND BIG ( honks ) TOO ♪ ♪ SO I HOPPED IN HER ( thumps )
LIKE A KANGAROO ♪ ♪ SEE, I MET THIS WOMAN
FROM HAWAII ♪ ♪ STUCK IT IN HER ( thumps ),
SHE SAID, "AYI!" ♪ ♪ LIPS WAS BREAKFAST
( meows ) WAS LUNCH ♪ ♪ THEN HER ( honks ) BUSTED OPEN
WITH HAWAIIAN PUNCH ♪ ♪ I MET COLONEL SANDERS' WIFE
IN THE STATE OF KENTUCKY ♪ ♪ SHE SAID, "I'LL FRY SOME
CHICKEN IF YOU JUST ( crows ) ♪ ♪ IT WAS A CRISIS ♪ ♪ I GAVE HER MY SECRET BLEND
OF HERBS AND SPICES ♪ ♪ A COLT .45,
AND TWO ZIG-ZAGS ♪ ♪ BABY, THAT'S ALL
WE NEED ♪ ♪ WE CAN GO TO THE PARK
AFTER DARK ♪ ♪ SMOKE THAT ( coughs ) ♪ ♪ AND AS THE ( tweets ) BURN,
WE CAN TAKE OUR TURN ♪ ♪ SINGIN' THEM DIRTY
RAP SONGS ♪ ♪ STOP AND HIT THE ( gongs )
LIKE CHEECH AND CHONG ♪ ♪ AND SELL TAPES FROM HERE
TO HONG KONG ♪ ♪ SO ROLL, ROLL,
ROLL MY ( twangs ) ♪ ♪ PICK OUT THE SEEDS
AND STEMS ♪ ♪ FEELIN' HIGH AS HELL,
FLYIN' THROUGH PALMDALE ♪ ♪ SKATIN' ON DAYTON RIMS... ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>( birds chirping )</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>( rooster crows )</i></font>
