>>Russell Peters: When I was in South Africa, I heard REAL African names. My child's gonna get an African name, I don't care. Real African names are wicked, man. I was at this casino, in South Africa, right? I'm playing Blackjack, [Laughter] or African-American, alright? [Laughter] I'm playing 21, right? I look at the dealer, right, it was an African dude. I think they put this guy there, just to confuse you, when you're gambling, 'cause I looked at his name tag, I swear to God, the guy's name was spelled, "!xobile" and I'm like, "How the hell do you say that?" [Laughter] So, I'm not from there, I thought I'd take a shot. Im like, "Yeah, could I get another card there, uh-- Sabal--" [Laughter] "Can I get another card there, Sobel--" [Laughter] [Russell shouting] "DOBEELAY!" [Laughter] See, 'cause I thought you had to start big, you know, 'cause the exclamation was at the beginning of the name, right? [Laughter] Like, if it was a question mark, I'd be like, "Dobeelay?" [Laughter] But it was an exclamation, so I'm like, [Russell shouting] "DOBEELAY!" [Laughter] And he looks at me, and he goes, [African accent] "Please do not yell in the casino." [Laughter] I go, "I'm not yelling, man, I'm just trying to say your name." [African accent] "That is not how you say my name." I go, "Well, how do you say your name?" I swear to God, man, the guy goes, [African accent] "My name is pronounced *click*-bee-lay" [Laughter] He had a click in his name! [Laughter] The guy's name was, "*click*-beelay" [Laughter] I don't care, my first child's getting a click in his name, I don't care. [Laughter] "This is my son, "*click*-ussell." [Laughter] [Russell laughing] The guy's name was, "!xobile." It sounds cool, when we're just saying it to each, right? "!xobile" [Laughter] Think about how that must slow down his sex life, you know? Imagine he's in there, with his woman. They're making love, [African accent] "Oh baby. Oh baby." [Laughter] [African accent] "Say my name. Say my name!" [Woman's voice] "Oh my God... *click*-beelay!" [Laughter and Applause] ♪♪
