- He did not get no
SpaghettiOs. ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ - (FBE) People are obsessed
with murderers and serial killers. - Okay.
- Yes. Yes, they are. - I'm one of those people.
No, I'm just kidding. (laughs) - (FBE) Well, it turns out
that those killers often have some interesting things to say
right before they're executed. Today, we're gonna
take a look at several famous murderers' final words.
- Oh my god. - Oh my goodness.
- I only see these in movies. - (FBE) This is James French,
who was given a life sentence for killing someone who had
picked him up as a hitchhiker in 1958.
French requested a death penalty for the murder, but it was denied.
Then in 1961, he strangled his prison roommate,
Eddie Lee Shelton, with a towel. The two reportedly did not get along.
He later told the judge that he committed the murder
in order to compel the state of Oklahoma
to give him the death penalty, which they did. He was executed
by electric chair in 1966. - He wanted to be executed?
- Yeah. - That's why he strangled his--
(laughs) - Bro! Okay!
- Dude, just kill yourself! - I feel like there's a lot
easier ways to go about killing yourself.
- Okay, that sounds really bad. Don't kill other people
because you wanna die. - Okay, we gotta see his last words.
- (Jordan) "Hey, fellas..." - (Jair) "How about this
for a headline" for tomorrow's paper?"
- "French fries." ♪ (rim shot) ♪
Ah-ha! All right. - So, this is somebody
who wanted to be famous. - Like, wait, why?
- French fries. His last name was French.
- Yeah. - And then you fried him.
- Yeah, exactly. - French fries.
- French fries. - This is what scares me,
'cause I feel like somebody's doing this in 2021.
- I'll give it to him. - (FBE) All right. Recognize this guy?
- Ooh. Is this Dahmer? - Ugh.
- (FBE) Yes, this is the famous serial killer and sex offender,
Jeffrey Dahmer, also known as the Milwaukee Cannibal
or the Milwaukee Monster. He murdered and dismembered
17 men and boys between 1978 and 1991.
He was sentenced to 16 total terms of life in prison but was ultimately
beaten to death by a fellow prisoner, Christopher Scarver,
in Wisconsin in 1994. - That's as bad as that gets. Ooh.
- Yup, okay. What were his last words? - (Jair) "I don't care if I live
or die. Go ahead and kill me." - Oookaaay! (laughs)
- I have no words for this one. - I feel like all these people
don't care if they live or die either. - I don't get the logic
and the science behind what's happening here.
- Killing people. - I wonder what his child life was like growing up.
- He was like, "May as well put the ball in my own court
and tell him to kill me." - Wish you felt that way
before you took all those 17 people's lives.
- (FBE) All right. Next up, this is double murderer,
Thomas J. Grasso. He strangled 87-year-old
Hilda Johnson using her Christmas tree lights
on Christmas Eve in 1990 in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
He stole roughly 12 whole dollars and her TV set,
which he sold for $125. Then six months later,
he murdered an 81-year-old man named Leslie Holtz
in New York and stole his social security check.
He was executed in Oklahoma in March of 1995.
- Okay, why the lights? Why Christmas lights?
- And why on Christmas? - And why is he killing old people?!
- What a weak person. - What was his last words?
I'm very interested. - (FBE) All right. So,
keep in mind here, prisoners on death row
were granted a last meal request. - (laughs) "I did not get
my SpaghettiOs." - "I got spaghetti."
- "I want the press to know this." - (quietly laughs)
- Yeah, damn right you didn't get your SpaghettiOs!
(buzzer) - I'm seeing a trend going on.
They don't care. They don't care! - People's last words!
These needs to be on Try Not to Laughs, man.
Come on. They messed up SpaghettiOs? - Well, no one cares!
- But what he did was terrible. They probably did it on purpose.
- Sir, you killed two elders. (chuckles)
- That's what you get for messing with old people!
- I would've gave him Spaghetti Ps. - (FBE) Next up.
- Ooh, she did it. - (laughs) - That's messed up.
- Stop! - Mm. I recognize her.
- Oh, yes. I don't remember her name, but they made
a movie about her. - (FBE) They did.
She was a serial killer and sex worker,
who murdered seven men in Florida in 1989 and 1990.
She shot each of them point blank, but she claimed that she killed
each of them in self defense after they supposedly
attempted to rape her. Ultimately, she was sentenced
to death and was executed in 2002. In the film Monster,
Charlize Theron chronicles Aileen's story.
- Damn. - She looks crazy.
- (Rebecca) "I'd just to like say..." - (Jair) "I'm sailing with the Rock."
- (Ous) "And I'll be back like Independence Day..."
- (Daniel) "With Jesus, June 6th." - (Jordan) "Like the movie, big mother ship and all.
I'll be back." - Oh!
- Damn. That's scary. - June 6th is my birthday!
Oh my god! I don't like this! (laughs)
- (as Arnold) I'll be back. - I'm not playing.
- Brother. - I'll be there.
- Like, girl, what? - This is definitely
the most obscure final words so far. - Big mother ship and all!
I think these people just have no idea what to say,
and it's their last moments, and they just diarrhea at the mouth.
- (FBE) Next up. This is Albert Fish,
also known as Gray Man, the Werewolf of Wysteria,
the Brooklyn Vampire, the Moon Manic,
and the Boogey Man. He was a serial killer,
child rapist, and cannibal who once stated that his number
of victims was about 100. Although, nobody really knows
if that's actually the truth. Fish was finally apprehended
in 1934 and convicted for the kidnapping and murder
of Grace Budd. He was executed in 1936
at the age of 65 in New York. - Ooh. Ooh, ooh!
(laughs) I got chills. - Glad that fool died and got caught.
- I don't even wanna hear his lat words.
(claps) How about that? You go to say your last words,
and I turn off the recorder. I don't even know
why I have to read this! - (Daniel, amused) "I don't
even know why I'm here." - I know why you're there!
- Get the hell out! You shouldn't be here.
- You shouldn't even be on Earth. That's the real-- listen, brother.
- Go! - That's [censored] that you say
when you wake up in an unknown spot. "Damn, I don't even know
why I'm here. How did I get here?" - This is making me mad now.
- That might be the funniest one I think I've seen so far.
- I'm disgusted, bro. - You raped and killed
and ate all these people! - Oh my god! I hate people.
- Oh my gosh. These people exist? Like, monsters are real! (laughs)
- And you said, "I don't even know why I'm here"?
- That's the Boogey Man! (gags) - Clearly, again, delusional.
I kind of believe he doesn't even know
why he's there. - (FBE) This is Amelia Dyer,
a serial killer in Victorian England who murdered infants.
She was a trained nurse who went into baby farming,
or adopting unwanted babies for money. She initially cared for them,
but then she began to kill them. It's uncertain if it was
on purpose at first, but eventually, she turned
to strangling some of them and then would dispose of the bodies.
It's possible that she was responsible for up to 400 deaths,
making her one of the most prolific serial killer
of all time. She was placed
in several mental asylums throughout her life,
but ultimately, her downfall came when an infant was discover
in the River Thames with evidence leading back to her.
She was hanged in June 1896. - So heinous. Wow.
- Oh my goodness. Babies. What kind of sick person...?!
- That irks me so hard. - How do you get to that?
- Wait, so she actually cared for the kids at first.
I don't know what to say, because I'm not used to this.
This is not normal! - I'm surprised you guys
didn't do a Try Not to Get Angry Challenge,
because this [censored]-- it would be like, (snaps)
0 to 100 real quick. - I don't even wanna hear
what she has to say. I don't give two [censored]
about what she has to say. - "I have nothing to say." - Good. Good.
- Wow! This makes me so mad! - Hanging was too good for her.
- I actually like her response out of everybody's,
because she had no remorse and she was like, "Eff it,"
versus "I don't even know why I'm here."
- Is that guilt or is that, like, "Okay"?
- She's, like, proud. You are one of
the most prolific murderers. - Nah, bro. This is so messed up, bro.
- "I'll be back." I'm telling you.
- "I'll be back." - These people killers.
They got that mentality. - (FBE) Our last murderer
is John Wayne Gracy, the infamous serial killer
and sex offender known as the Killer Clown.
He assaulted and murdered at least 33 young men and boys.
He would perform at children's hospitals
as Pogo or Patches the clown, but would typically lure victims
into his home in Illinois by performing magic tricks.
He would then torture and kill them. When he was convicted of 33 murders,
it was the most by one person in the US at the time.
He was executed in May of 1994. - I don't understand!
- These give me chills. - You know kids, they love tricks.
- And luring them with magic... - This guy really gives me
the heebie jeebies, 'cause I really don't like clowns.
- God, that name is forever cursed. - (Jair) "Kiss my ass."
- (laughs) You [censored]. You [censored].
- He did not say that! - Swear to god, this guy's rude.
- I feel disrespected. - You're lucky you're dead!
- 'Cause I would've came-- (laughs) - Okay.
- [Censored] this guy too. Oh, man. - You can kiss my ass, buddy!
- I'm 'bout to be looking at everybody side-eye.
Trust no one. - It's really unsettling.
- We only recently started to understand that there were
people like this out there, so it's really spooky.
- Even in death, you're still giving them a platform.
- And they just say [censored] like this?
- We need to be listening to the last words of their victims! (audio rewinding)
How 'bout that? - (FBE) If you had to choose
your own final words, what would they be?
- What would I say? That's hard. - I don't know.
That's a lot of pressure! (laughs) - My final words? They would be,
"No matter what, don't give up." - Oh! Go ahead. (laughs)
- [Censored]. - Okay.
- You know what I mean? It don't always gotta be
about murder! - "You're welcome." (laughs)
- I guess it would be, "Stan SF9."
- "Tell my mama I love her!" - (laughs) That's the final words.
Yes, Lord. - I don't know.
I'd probably go and pray. - (laughs)
- I think I'ma pray. - I would say,
"Make sure you like and subscribe." (laughs) - What would your final words be?
- Let us know in the comments. - Bye, guys!
- See ya! - Hey, guys. It's Sierra,
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