ABSURD Ship Names in Sea of Thieves That Will Make You Cringe!

oh it's over get up there I'm just running in there I'm not going to I'm not going to deal with people if I see them I've acquired the Athena I'm going around the front there was someone there just be on your guard you up the moment here you go oh oh they're going to be bad disclaimer what I'm about to say in this video May trigger some of you this isn't the intended purpose I'm merely pointing out facts that I hope we can all laugh at like adults also I don't [Music] care we all have a game that allows us to edit our character or any other facet am I right I mean if a game comes out these days without such functionality it often makes Reddit uses very sad bless their cotton socks but SE thieves thrives off the very nature of player and ship customization sure it's not as intricate as some other games but it does the job well but there's one massive problem with giving the player the ability to self-express in a unique way most people don't have a unique bone in their bodies you see in every other game people who haven't grass the concept of being unique World of Warcraft and other MMOs are a great example of this H which shall I be orc Toren Panda troll nah sexy looking blood elf what shall I call him legal ass 22469 2420 UK there you go badass and you see it all of the time it's sea of Thieves ever since sea of Thieves added the ability to create a name for your ship I'm sure we've all often seen our fair share of complete eye rolls for ship names and I'm talking about the edgy ship names and these edgy ship names come in three tiers of stupidity tier one is just straight on edgy trying to make themselves sound like a feared vessel on the waves names like messenger of death Phantom Of Darkness flame of the Dragon burning Phoenix I sure hope so it would just be a bird if it wasn't burning tier two is where they just put two or three edgy words together that make no sense un death echo of Terror what is an echo of Terror exactly is it is it something like this oh Justice blade bringer of Darkness all right so you're a light switch then tier three is where they try to use edgy words but don't know how to spell Bloom of the phix the flin Dutchman B of the blade and here's the thing every single person who has a ship name in any shape or form similar to any of these names are always the ones wearing the most glowy and darkest Cosmetics usually running a Reaper Emissary complete with extra deadly and GL lowy Pate Cosmetics with an alliance offer up who run at the first sign of any danger they're typically the type of ship that will beine for a for a fortune that you're sad at so obviously you start firing at them and they start screaming we're friendly I mean come on dude if you're got a cosplay as a badass you need to perform like one but this is one of the greatest things about the ship names in Sea of Thieves it's often a great indication of what sort of crew you are going to deal with names like the ones above will often do as I explained but the ships that have comical names such as waterers ship down the unsinkable tu Sloop dog booty Hunter and a crew that I met recently called for baked beans will often be more of a threat I'd say often because most of the time they're just a bunch of people who are out to have a good time whether that be stealing your loot in a pirate game or just having a laugh and an alliance and then you have black pearl or should I say the Black Pearl which is often the case you don't start a ship name with the that's how people refer to you like oh look it's the Black Pearl that means if you're called The Black Pearl people will say oh look it's the the Black Pearl but yeah the Black Pearl did you know it's the most popular ship name in Sea of Thieves I mean I kind of get it you love Pirates of the Caribbean I mean who doesn't but why is your black pear a slop did you not watch the movie seriously nine times out of 10 when I see the Black Pearl it's never a gallion why furthermore when you named your ship the Black Pearl did you honestly type it out and think to yourself oh this is awesome nobody else would have thought of this yes they did rolling back to the blood elf hunter called Legolas all over again it's one of the reasons why I love the random pirate generator so much because it's nearly impossible to get your pirate looking the way you want him or her to look he or she might have the correct body type or face type but there's always something a little bit unique about him or her that ain't quite right I know the player base keep asking for more customization in the character generator but I completely disagree why because everyone would look like Jack Sparrow let's be completely honest here the majority of the players would pick the most awesome perfectly toned blueeyed darkhead tall Pirates or the one with the most um feminine features it would just be a landscape of carbon copy Pirates all trying to out unique themselves so I'm glad we all have bent noses missing eyes or have too much junk in that trunk like the saying goes Perfection is imperfection but with a PlayStation 5 release coming out very soon this is my message to all of you PlayStation 5 Gamers don't be the glowy Ashen Lord guy that names their ship the Phoenix of Dark Rising tie Darkness Darkness Mark 2 be the dude that actually has a semblance of unique thought in their brains unless of course you actually want to commit to that in which case props you deserve it but if you just want to come into the game and just have a good time make sure that your ship your ship's name and your pirate simply reflects that don't try to be something you are not I think is the message of this entire video so let's hear it what ship names have you seen on your travels in the sea of Thieves leave your comments down below it would actually be awesome to see any screenshots you have for your ship names you have encountered over on my Discord links down below thank you for joining my TED talk today everybody and I'll speak to you all very soon don't forget to blob that sub and flick that thingy and happy sailing also anybody in the comments complaining about this video subject matter you know for a fact has one of those edgy ship names am I right [Music] h

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Length: 6min 48sec (408 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 06 2024