*intro music* Welcome back guys to yet another episode of Ethan and Hila. We're here, with one of the best memes of all time. Patrice Wilson I mean, come on; We all know him, and we all love him. Especially the kids, VERY popular with the kids, I've heard. *Music* What happened with this video, Shush Up is that it was way too "gone sexual", Featuring an 8 year old And like, basically like A couple days after Patrice posted it, it was taken down. yea I think there were like, people were actually talking about it. Like [Ethan] People were upset. [Hila] articles and stuff [Ethan] Yeah people were like, it was going like mainstream media. So guys, buckle up, because it only gets weirder from here. I give you Allison Gold's Shush Up *Music* Ok this outfit she's in, is like fucked up. She's wearing this like, sexy little outfit She's supposed to show off her like, midriff And it looks like a baby She looks, she's got like baby skin [Hila] It's a child's stomach. They have this little stomach [Ethan] It's fucked up, dude *Police sirens* [Hila] All the positions, like when she gets arrested like, it's like oh.. yeah [Ethan] Okay, so now this scene, now this scene rattled some cages here, with a little girl in an electric chair [Hila] Uh huh [Ethan] I personally don't find it as problematic as the sexy shots Like, it's cinematic [Hila] I'm really impressed with the production [Ethan] The production is really good [Hila] It's just the taste... [Ethan] The taste is not right. Something about the taste, he likes Subway too much I've said that. He's on that Fogle diet, for sure [Interviewer] Do you still eat Subway sandwiches? [Fogle] I do, you know, I don't eat it every single day anymore but I've learned... [Speaker] Any last words? [Allison] Gold is the new black [Ethan] Oh fuck That was like a diss at Rebecca Black Wasn't it? Gold is the new black 'cause Rebecca Black was his flagship lady [Allison] Gold is the new black So, shots fired here, officially, at Rebecca Black She, this is an official proclamation of shush up, Rebecca Black I'm the new Rebecca Black [Hila]That's crazy [Ethan] Shit, dude this is like real street beef. This is like what Biggie and Tupac were rapping about back in the 90's This is real street beef [Alison] I'm on fire! Look at me. Forget the water! Crank up the heat. 'Said I'm on fire! Look at me. Forget the water- [Ethan] Look at this shot what the fuck what the hell, Patrice [Hila] This image is really... wrong [Ethan] That shouldn't... That shouldn't exist. Anywhere What is this, the fuckin' deep web? What is this sh- video, man. That being said, I like the set, Patrice. [Hila] yeah You've done a very good job on production as usual. You just missed a little thing called, uh, FUCKIN BEING A NORMAL, SANE HUMAN BEING If you could just master that little part, Patrice, I think you got a good shot at making it [Alison] Crank up the heat crank up the heat, crank up the heat, crank up the- crank up the- crank up the- crank up the- TURN IT UP NOW! You crank it, or shush [Ethan] Okay, so they just, they slayed her Is that okay? How do you feel about an 8 year old being electrocuted and slain by a grown man in a music video [Alison] Crank it, or shhh, you crank it, or shh, you crank it, or shhh, [Ethan] Why did you pull the punch on the shush? Like, they've got the 8 year old girl dressed like a prostitute They've got sexy dancers, they're slaying children, but when it comes to saying "shut up," that's too rude [Hila] What did you just say, Ethan? [Ethan and Hila laugh] [Ethan] Seriously, sorry, sorry [Hila] Don't say that on video I meant "shush up" guys, please forgive us. We said "shush", here's a picture of my dick, here's a picture of my asshole, Here I am, murdering a baby child. Please forgive me for saying "shut up." You crank it, or shhh Or shush up. Crank it. [Hila] I think you really like this song It's a catchy tune, dude! Crank it or shush! Patrice dropping fire tracks here. Gone Fogle [Hila] Are you his number one fan? [Ethan] Haha, probably. I mean, honestly, we've probably watched his video more than anyone else on earth. D-D-Don't even bother [Hila] It would make more sense if everyone were kids, you know what I mean? [Ethan] That's- well, yeah but also that would also be much better for the dark web in terms of sellability I think, in terms of business, which I like, Hila. But like, I see where you're coming from too [Hila] It's just weird that she's the only kid there and everyone else is like, super sexy [Ethan] What it does is that it makes her more of a sexual object Because you're seeing like, grown, sexy people and it makes her, you're trying to make her seem like one of them [Music resumes] Don't even bother, trying to see, You can't restrain me, 'cause I'm so free, [Ethan] Okay, so she's going to surgery uhh... She's got a little fuck doll, [Hila] A really weird one, what is- [Ethan] It actually looks like a sex doll, [Hila] What is this doll? It's a really weird one- [Ethan] It's a fuck- *sigh* It's got a fuck mouth... It's one of those "Blow-up" dolls with a fuck mouth... A GIANT BABY FUCK DOLL? *outraged* do they make fuck dolls out of babies? [Hila] Oh my god, NO! [Ethan] Don't say that! Don't let it be true! [Hila] let's not look it up, let's just forget about what you said [Ethan] Nobody look that up. [Hila] Why did you say that? [Ethan] you said it! [Hila] You said it! [Ethan] You brought it up! *arguing* [Hila] YOU brought it up, with the mouth [Ethan] You know what, Hila, you shush up Crank it, or shush up! [Hila] Maybe I will shush up... [Ethan] Jus' crank it, or shush! Crank it, or shush! Crank it, or shush! Jus' Crank it, or just shut up! That's what you should do when you get into an argument with somebody, you gotta break down the whole chorus for them. And then drop it with a, 'Shush up!' [Hila] It's pretty creepy when you turn to me [Ehtan] Was it creepy? [Hila] Yeah... [Ethan] Good, but did it work, though? It shushed your ass, right up. [Music resumes] 'cause I'm so free, 'cause I'm for free 'cause I'm so free [Ethan] There's a little something for everybody We've got some sexy lumberjacks, doing some work in the yard. That's nice They're thoughtful. [Hila] yeah [Ethan] It's not just for men anymore, it's for women as well [Music resumes] You crank it, or shhh, you crank it, or shhh, Crank it, Shush up [Ethan] So, it's turned into a gay porno now? What's going on out there? A bunch of sexy ass, topless, lumberjacks, doing some yard work? [Hila] Yeah I don't know, where is this going? [Ethan] this is going straight to the dark web [Hila] Yeah... Okay... [Ethan] This is going straight to the Philippines, where this, shit is legal apparently. *Ethan is disgusted* [Hila] This is the reason we never made a reaction to this video. [Ethan] What is that move? Look at this move here. Like, that show off the ass move, *disgusted* What is that? That's not appropriate! [Music resumes] Crank it shush up [Ethan] Hila, I'm gonna need you to shush right up. Shush the frick up! Shush the heck up, lady! [Music resumes] [Ethan] What- Is that supposed to be her hair, In her hand here? [Hila] Is it? [Ethan] I think it's her hair. eww [Hila] Oh, it is [Ethan] she definitely cranked it, a little too hard... I would prefer a 'shush up' at this point maybe less cranking, and more shushing I don't know why that's freaking me out more than everything else in the video... There's something fucking, perverse about that [Music resumes] [Ethan] Every time Patrice comes on screen, I'm like: I give my blessing to the Papa above! 'cause you know it's always gonna be good [Hila] It's the moment we've been waiting for. [Alison] What do I do? [Patrice] You do what I told you to do... [Ethan] 'What do I do?' Download this video, Send it to the Philipines, we need to upload it to the dark web before the internet police find it. [Alison] Maybe I can, *Inaudible* [Patrice] Maybe you can, BURN [Ethan] Do you have any conjugal visits? Do you know what that is? It's when you can have sex in prison [Hila] Oh [Ethan] Do you have any conjugal visits left, Alison? No I don't! Well, I'm gonna have to ask you to shush up then! Funny bit, I don't know, a little pedophile joke. [Music resumes] [Ethan] She sacrificed her body, and turned into gold. So she spread her sexy little body, all over the- you know, prison yard. And now watch what happens [Music resumes] You crank it, or shhh, you crank it, or shush up, crank it, or shhh, you crank it, or shhh you crank it, or shhh, [Ethan] They're just fucking dude, they're just fucking down with her- with her bits. *Ethan cringes* Her body exploded, with gold. And they're fucking having an orgy with it I don't see any other possible way to interpret that. And I am not being over the top. oh god.. [Ethan] Look at this shot of them fucking, they're having an orgy! [Hila] Patrice, what was that? [Patrice] Burn. [Ethan & Hila] OHHHH [Ethan] It's open for a SEQUEL! [Hila] Well, that never happened [Ethan] That did not ever happen [Hila] But they WANTED to. [Ethan] But they wanted a sequel! Well, I mean obviously they wouldn't have put that much time and effort into it, if they didn't think it was the shit. That was his... That was his godfather, that was his magnum opus, right there. That was the one they were gonna remember him for, and frankly, he wasn't wrong. [Hila] Yeah, pretty much [Ethan] he wasn't wrong. That was a wild ride. [Hila] Was that a riot? [Ethan] It was more of a romp. [Hila] Okay [Ethan] It was actually a literal riot, [Hila] Yeah [Ethan] But when you look past what appears to be, it was more of a romp. [Hila] Okay. [Ethan] Maybe a ball. So, I think the moral lesson, to draw from this if we can learn anything, is to- you know, when presented an option between, cranking it or shushing it: always go with cranking it. [Hila] Okay, not the shush? [Ethan] Do not shush it. Or, I mean you can shush it, but you need to either crank it, or just shush up. [Hila] Yeah, Yeah. [Ethan] Okay, work's straight? So guys- [Hila] If you, guys understand what happened here- [Ethan] Yeah, I want your interpretation; We're going to be reading the comments, If someone has a compelling interpretation I'd love to read it. [Hila] Yeah, we've watched it like a trillion times, [Ethan] I watched a lot of times when you weren't here, and the lights were off, no that's not true, guys. Just a joke. Thank you for watching, guys. We love you, we appreciate you, thanks for joining us here. I know that was a weird wild journey. I hope we didn't give anyone too much trouble too many nightmares. sometimes, . .. ... shit gets real.
This is Patrice's most disturbing work yet, didn't think he could top ABCDEFG.
👎Bad👎 moves, Patrice. 🚫Not🚫 proud of you ❌❌. Do NOT keep it up 😡😡
I feel gross for just having watched this.
She was holding a special edition Gold Dunnie!
All I could think of is the parents, why would they allow her to be portrayed like this? It's legitimately insane.
What's up with the construction scene. The buff dude is hitting a tire with a sledgehammer and one dude is just holding up a piece of wood while another guy just drills a hole in it
Now Patrice showed us a golden shower. What do we get in the sequel?
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I remember when Patrice was the guest DJ to my primary school dance. He always insisted on wearing a Panda costume and giving out Chinese food, he was a nice guy.