A Stupid Stupid Man Plays Dave the Diver - Part 5

hopefully the narrow wals won't cause a commotion because they are so awesome I understand that ancient YouTube reference I've been around on this website long enough ancient meme onered please don't call it ancient um but it is it would have been like 2007 2007 was 16 years ago isn't that crazy no I feel like me saying that is like you know the D Vader scream where like no reminder you're old and you're not getting any younger you had a birthday this year and you have one next year and Jesus the year after that isn't looking too good take a look at this picture it looks like an ancient spell but I can't understand what it means three large doors side those doors is a switch that would lead to Divine tree control room why does a tree have a control room you need to cast a spell to open the door okay salam's going to cast it he's doing a dance Hey Macarena oh should we get inside and check out the place your waist hurts from the dance unfortunately you'll have to go alone today I have holed too hard today human okay we got to we got to help him out a bit we let we just bend his arm back into position and this arm needs to come up he's just stretching a bit behold there we go suddenly very spicy down here oh no that's that's one of the the switches okay that's the ultimate goal got to go and like the depths of heal point of view you're trying to scratch that one part of your back you can't reach that's that's what he looks like yeah go if I could just get it uh okay let's just uh come on no it oh my God it did not want to just collect him okay at at this point we probably just need to take him well this is quite bad bad yeah we're all right thank God for that legendary sh kill on the brink of dead fight in a single narrow hey it was it was a tough Nar all though you know Dave I think the Beluga has suddenly gone missing not in the village he could have gone to the other side of the glacier passes through the open door very curious kind oh no not the Beluga oh the manate is filling in for him bless that's a manity not a beluga looks very slow I have no choice I should ride it oh God this is not much faster oh he's doing his best like your replacement bus servic is here he's trying so hard an Antarctic octopus it's venomous maybe poisoned uhoh oh no Mr Beluga just shoot him I don't think you can have all them now I got one second this is I need to get this salt he's so scared I cornered this one looks kind of pitiful up close can't be weak now I show it who boss we get a choice now he's not a shark he's not a shark so I will rescue him oh this is the correct Choice he gave us some Rewards here is the antiope you look better now I'm relieved why don't you return to the Village you can get there alone right Humanity's baby disappeared man's mom is also worried things are getting out of hand do you have any ideas maybe it saw the beluga and went to the glacial area oh no oh the humanity it's the baby whale all over again except this time we're actually helping them out like there doesn't seem to be any other objective for us left there's a baby man in here look scared we need to calm it down pet the ity honestly this is like the best kind of game play oh no the nwell take him down Dave we head out let me let me let me carve this guy up oh no I killed him slightly off no we're good how did you even get in here finally an enemy I don't have to feel that Dave is experience with don't need to doubt this one there he goes another another Quest complete one of these guys I can kill them now I spared the other one cuz I figured the game might have a reward however nothing to indicate this one when we see Dave destroy the Carl reefs can't overfish the ocean if there's no fish Dan probably speaking of fish hang on let's let's clean up whatever's happening in here cuz this is probably a Mess by now look at this tank oh this can't be Humane that's too many sharks it's Sea World oh my God God it's so horrific that deaths one is so bad hey you ready r on time have a SE won't take long we're going to prepare the best veggie Sushi known the man look at him go oh my God yes this is it son dad wonder who eat something like vegetable Sushi I didn't know it was you every will talk about someone who looks like you that's why I visited here and ordered vegetable Sushi it's been 8 years since he left home you never contacted us ever since long story there was a stor and I got Shipwrecked on unhabited island yeah he's been fine for a while though clearly cuz he's been working for us this entire time folks of the village think you abandon us dad my friends pied me and some mocked me began writing music and singing songs to relieve stress and I became a rapper hot pepper tuna is actually an emotional Love Letter to his last dad you know hot pepper tuna my dad left me I wish he comes back now hot pepper tuna play you so much at first but the music healing me gave me inner peace you all the way here why don't you stay at my farm of course like old times y all grow up we can grab some beer together he missed his entire childhood vegetable Sushi has saved a family you see it's that good you guys are all making fun of me and last stream family reunited thanks to vegetable Sushi look at that vegetable Sushi it's literally the most profitable thing on the menu it's literally the most profitable thing if I spend a few look how look how much through the roof it goes enhance it no like we're going to we're going to have to get out of the shark business why does the game always take your side when this happens because I'm right and I told you all look at them go oh my God okay that's actually a alarming him out I'm going to have to help serve him Hold the Line keep serving keep serving I'll take a few customers here that that's our most profitable night now nothing comes close sales are through the roof 19,000 gold new record how I can get the bigger storage box so I can Harvest more sharks just like I planned you can get chickens my pops yesterday I got all sentimental you know what I'm saying give a wer because I love music but I got tired at celeb life we can use them to cook with give them to you when you get it here take them to the Cook now race chickens you can acquire eggs in the morning try developing new recipes that's that's very sweet you acquired a chicken oh I can afford to capture another one I probably need to get this don't I I need the Drone that's so expensive there we go take them away I can get their last friend too come on kind just tranquilize him to sleep as well stop right there a sweet we got him is that more tuna oh look at these guys aha I can I can severely injure him oh no maybe not actually got him pretty okay yellow fin tuna oh you okay there's a different kind of tuna oh now I got to start gunning them down like I don't even want to capture this guy the time you used to be scary not anymore you have five of that one in a tank too yeah I actually do have a lot of that shark already captured must be a second switch somewhere inside the strong Cur is block at access what do I do oh Beluga friend in this cave you can move around to Beluga press left control to destroy obstacles in your way oh that's cool jellyfish um okay not them oh God you do not have much help for this the shrimp's not going to attack us is it oh the shrimp heals us every time you think Dave the diver is not going to introduce a new gameplay mechanic it does oh jeez oh that's really I'm probably just going to die against this Phantom jellyfish no we didn't come to hunt small fish looks like rather first let's calm it down I can't use a weapon in state I I need that trimp push the button okay that that's a bit annoying bullet hell Beluga game now Jesus please be three times cuz I'm probably going to die otherwise thank you oh we're going to get a piece of sushi hang on hang on a moment it's going to be another profitable night I feel like the final boss is going to be down here like this is so big of a reveal and set piece these ancient creatures released from melting glacial ice wonder if they these are any used to bonch over sushi place it's like holy YouTube like a mammoth I wonder how it tastes in a stew this Dave's reaction here him up this guy probably hasn't been around like prehistoric times or something like Oh sushi oh look at this guy oh he so weird Sushi oh sw's just chilling down here SW what are you doing here all the way here as the heat under the glaci has been reduced can't fully trust humans like you by the hero the sea people who defeated the giant gon came to activate the thing myself do I do I want to go in a new area right now when like equipment load is already over capacity I mean the game okay that's a sign though yeah we got to keep going take it home Dan it's like it's not worsh ah I think it is there's no water up here it's near the roots of the Divine tree there suck in the ground heat SC me T it seems to have absorbed everything leaving the soil around it completely dry to open the inner Waterway to fill the water again contration up there is it's not in the water when you go up there and activate the contraption of my signal oh Dave is actually resurfaced here you can switch between Dave and swamp choose the character fits the situation to clear the path oh God okay I'm not going to be able to go back for a while how how does Dave get under here okay of course can I just crush him no I don't want to find this out while I've got like so many valuable items on me okay I hope f that's what I was supposed to do Dave's getting ready quickly Dave water is quickly Rising this point you control B Dave and swarm simultaneously swarm's the ability to open the two worm p and penetrate your SE currents by using using Dash Dave reach destination safely oh God all right hang on got to use right shift oh God I'm control okay oh I don't like this I feel like I'm playing a co-op game just by myself God okay let's let's give Dave The Shield oh Dave the diver needs it takes two elements someone decided oh oh my God holy look at him haven't seen it before in the ancient creature codex it's called helicop if my memory is correct an extinct 200 million years ago it was been trapped in ice has now been released the ice melts in the region oh he's so scary looking oh God he's got a saw we spotted what should we do so swap SW human this place looks strategically important as an ancient deep sea creature won't sense bright light hit a Divine tree fruit here to Blind and you lure the creature all right I'm I'm going to need to lose some weight real quick what do I do what do I do what do I do wait buddy oh my my God I still control swarm oh that that broke the [Music] gameo get him Dave feed him up question was this a real shark what a buzz saw oh he did not have much help oh we're going to have a lot to cook here's a s blade oh we're going to be eating good tonight good I activate the last switch the door to the control room should be open now must get out through the exit to see what's going on outside hey we did it swam um do I go to the control room already or do I go back cuz I've got I've got a lot of waight please go home first for the love of God go back what's what's one more shark though I can't help myself oh I'm so stupid thank God he's poison I can't help myself you know I change my mind let's no that's that's not it's going to be our most profitable night again most profitable night yet cannot wait this will be the first and only time you can ever eat the extinct for 200 million years shark Sushi it that's got to be worth something that's thing that has to sell for a high price it's struggling somewhat door is stuck by the Divine tree roots growing from inside oh no he's back I knew You' be found here how'd you even get down here R of equal friendly materials in titanium this is no place that DEC and N cannot reach saw a passenger strange Village so I just broke through it don't mind destroying this beautiful primordial place do you I can't believe this you are a germ in this world I'm about to sterilize you what a hypocrite I know what you SE blue did in secret that was you that's why description of the suspect perfectly matches you it's only very curious how was portrayed in the description or reason I can't let you go free I John wants to see blue the garage of the sea will rid the Sea of impurity oh I see it okay no no trying to get him with his own missiles but I don't think I can what do I do he's he's destroying me this time you are running like a rat you can't evade this one the cous sa of death oh God he he's oh no oh no oh this is significantly worse Kronosaurus what's this an ancient creature Plesiosaurus family unbelievable monster that size hidden in the deep sea Glacier I such a monster be ridiculous but has recently come out of the ice it may still be slugish and weak and I wonder what kind of sushi I'm going to be able to make a missile launcher to K off of John wat sub hang on I I'm going to need some oxygen don't turn don't turn don't turn don't turn Jesus no okay I'm missing something here okay it it just takes a while the charge get away from me I can just shoot him I'm going to have to start over if he gets here you're pretty much dead why is it got fire he's so high at the Dodge um I'm just dead there's no way I can get out of the way in time I just have to hope that I get enough okay get the launcher one final shot take it Dave take it take the shot thank god oh Jesus Christ that was rough be a nightmare of one of those monsters reaches land wonder what kind of sushi it makes Dr bacon I was making an explore a drone to Aid you in as the glacial area looks dangerous and is just has just been completed drone not only communicates but also do many activities underwater all thanks to Duff here it's good to see you d such a large glacial ice of this St it's as if it was touched by Gabriella in her cold fingers only if I could Soo her loneliness anyways looks like the roots are blocking the door the Drone can cut the roots using a laser cutter isn't that handy ha I fora your hardship and added the feature thank you Duff he's here to help the vine tree is extremely hard and like ordinary trees it would take 2 days to get it done okay so the game's like here just go have fun a while now you're you're just done for the time being we're having a hell of a sushi night with all this let me tell you okay most profitable Night by far we have three kinds of Boss Sushi to prepare we killed an actual dinosaur Pang the Master Chef this is yui from the NDC station they present a new program called challenge the chef featuring Vincent yoka champion of the last season was boncho was prais by Vincent he be the defended Champion today season's first Challenger is is it Wong pong is that how you pronounce it you will compete with dishes on the same day at the same place on a given thing Vu will judge your dishes Chinese cuisine is the theme you know Chinese cuisine develop many different cooking Styles in long history talk about Chinese cuisine many you think will stir fry meat and vegetables that's not all there's more than that this time you two will compete for the dis dishes and fish what's what's a Chinese shark the rules folks we will come back in 2 days to broadcast the intense competition shark fin soup actually is it okay bring me the ingredients I want in 2 days need stargaze wheat olive oil and eggs oh my my god look how much this sells for wa it's almost a granded dish we're going to be rich 724 oh it's worth so much and all of those are 10 servants too wait a minute do I not have enough for all three oh no oh disaster has struck I do not have a basic plant I'll have to save that for another night I can't undo it now cuz I've already put it on the menu oh that that is awful at least we can enhance this God I feel like that gets brighter every time we we desperately need Mayo she's on her way we could probably hire more staff just to collect Mayo we need mayonnaise staff sign them on go get the Mayo with 20 bits of sushi to sell first get cooking gang oh my God it's selling so quick okay okay menu menu we need to put this on just Greenland shark Knight final dishes are being served of these rare possible to find creatures oh look at that the number gets higher this this is what our investors like to see it's party day today PR the right ingredients and make a fortune I need to plant wheat what do you think neat right an egg behold I'll buy I'll buy one just in case and then I'll get three wheat seeds buy everything you can like clear them out take your entire stock oh actually speaking of stock hang on have an eye in this for a while I can upgrade the Salvage drone too 12 Grand on this it's max level okay that's as good as it gets I need to get tuna lots of tuna for tuna today that's really it he just dra just drone them away we're going to use all our drones just getting these guys okay job done want to get them but they're they're going to take forever to beat down aren't they even though I use the Trap I don't have a drone to collect them so I'm just going to have to like beat him up this is just mean it's cruel and unusual it is you think we try and catch like take him in alive with with the NES it's like no I just beat him up and out oh oh we haven't seen you in a while that's the family of the hum humpback well I met earlier I take a picture at him go it's going to be a bit hard to get him in the shot apparently this is the ideal picture actually doing collection Quest look at this okay all right oh can this guy get out of the YouTube way here we go shark for good measure let's let's leave let's leave it with that we going to make some shorter Dives okay we must improve the quality I can make the veggie One 600 it's it's the most valuable recipe in the game it's so easy to get to this may not be most profitable night but it'll still be a profitable night oh no I is a bad one to take keep serving them gang keep serving them I'm actually I actually think I'm losing a few customers I can't get them fast enough there's too many orders oh I didn't mean to take that one we need Wasabi Go Gang go somehow we still over like $24,000 I do not know how we got that was this our most profitable night it actually might have been holy sh YouTube just barely I am shocked we actually got that I think I want to finally upgrade the Harpoon Gun get that to Max there we go air tank I'm not too worried about that but considering that we're gearing up for what seems to be a lot of end games YouTube we probably should have not no money left in like B currencies theyve spent it all gambl the 30 trust me oh okay look at this guy he's going to destroy the competition they don't even stand a chance like look at that he's going 88 M an hour give me that cash oh he does get more tired each time you use him I forgot about that God I love free money get H I don't I don't think I'm going to be able to enter him yeah he's kind of tired this this guy is like full of some energy but n let's just let's just wait today I learned that horse race Gamblin always makes money it's true you cannot lose it's not gambling if you're guaranteed to win get the other shark that's down I think there's only like two sharks in this area there's not many this this is a big one take them home I think there's only going to be like one more shark in this area the thermal area has a big one this area on the left you mean is it oh oh you're really mean looking oh my God set him to sleep oh no theaster said send him on home he's been taken and this guy apparently we can just get him with this once again time for cruel and unusual torture him up going for the Sharks and any anything you can just stick your knife into and carve up that's the cuisine we prize ourselves on vegetables a shark well they should be they're more profitable than the sharks that veggie Sushi is now 600 a plate is the most valuable dish we can regularly make veggies shark flavored it's still not vegetarian cuz we have like a shark sauce that we coat them all in what does Shark sauce even taste like I I I have no idea people are saying that shark does not taste that good I don't know how people know this dark exist IRL D no I I know that I'm just talking out eaten one Ira wait what do you mean oh they'll just invent it like you know Jaws is just a movie guys come on now a gravity launcher excuse me oh my God is that is that Thor's Hammer as well and just the ice I just saw that let's let's go get him oh you can you can actually free it that's pretty cool Dave is wordy oh look at all them oh there they go let me let me try that again there we go that's better Smite them throw the hammer Dave hi Dan hope D day's going well recently entered a pun contest and submitted 10 puns to the judges hopeing one would win unfortunately no pun in 10 did I'm really sorry to hear that that that must be devastating ban that guy oh little guy oh it's a SE look I know this from Animal Crossing you're an absolute bastard to find I got him let's take him home he has been acquired oh a rare additional shark has appeared don't die Dave okay just just shoot him down entirely okay uh continue retrieving Mayo that is your purpose in life now uh fish I need to car up some shark I think uh you are absolutely being sold I still have all these extra tuna now I have so many of these voncho will compete with famous chef in a new TV show let's bring him the ingredients he asked for oh God wait it's Cooking Mama it actually is just cooking M [Music] out slice this up fishy cubes we actually have a new cook and Mama game now it's not being like pulled off the market for like mining crypto or some really weird stuff got to fry the fish thoroughly and release perfect oh this looks so good I want that carrot still picking out just the veg the judge is casting his vote everyone's on the edge of their seats you did it Fano he's just screaming at him Victory achieved do we get money for this or anything it's the finest ingre for flaw taste but wasn't good enough to impress me Bono dish gave me a whole new experience with a fish called Stargazer to be honest it's my first time tasting the fish I to give me a perfect blend of interest in fresh Taste of Stargazer the classic Taste of sweet and sour sauce talking only about the taste yours is better on pun I highly admire Bono's attempt to present a foreign taste in a familiar way my final ver verdict is boncho congratulations he we we do just get paid for that that that's that's pretty good big eyed scad SE for SE course udon P parrot fish tomato egg soup the best dish for the sushi restaurant all right this this is going to be a pretty good night for business there's so much here there's so much here there so many I I need to help out oh I took the wrong one veggie Sushi is instantly gone one of the first ones to sell out the Wasabi how many people are still sat down and like deciding what to eat there's only one left there are no items on the menu oh no quickly just just chuck chuck up Thrasher on everyone left oh no disaster right at the end we could have made more we could have made more it was only 22 Grand I play for person to go through come down here when you're ready Comm sense to clear all the missions before fighting the boss in an RPG not an RPG game but being overly prepared doesn't hurt okay the game the game's even warning you chapter 7 broken control room okay oh this is a horrific Cliffhanger like this is [Music] [Music] it

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Length: 31min 47sec (1907 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 15 2023