A STEAMing Pile Of Hashtag Content - PART FOUR (Balls, Exist, Drink, Learn, Capture)

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[Music] why don't you love me like you love [Music] me don't you [Music] love what's up you hot sausages welcome to pform 32 my name is Ian hickton and this is part four of a steaming pile of hashtag content now I've seen you all in the chat talking about Luke leaving outside extra I'm glad that announcements finally been made because as you know I'm not the best at keeping secrets I did know about that for for a week or so uh sad to see my space buddy go but he's on uh I I reckon he's on to bigger and better things pursuing his dreams what could be bigger and better than that don't you worry though I'm not leaving platform 32 anytime soon because it's all mine so uh you've still got me to keep your company on the internet um but uh yes the uh ketchup and mustard will live on in our hearts Space Buddies um space buddies and uh what was it the the beak the beaky blinders unfortunately we probably won't see uh those anymore Hey Thomas blackflame Thanks for renewing your membership space buddies forever says alexio crappers hey alexio uh Hey to everyone joining um special guest hickton on oxra says ea1 122 I mean technically I've been a special guest on oxra multiple times uh either popping up in the background or on live streams with them so um just standard guest I'd be happy with um yes but uh so yeah um sad news that uh uh that Luke is leaving outside extra but he's not leaving Ox Venture and uh he's still continuing to do his podcast with Andy and stuff like that so you know if you can you'll still get a lot of Luke in your lives if if not in outside extras YouTube videos anymore so it's not too bad it's a little bit sad but you got to look at these things glass half full and all that don't you every cloud and all that so uh yeah welcome to everyone and um if you've never seen a steaming pile of hashtag content before I should probably let you know what it is quickly a steaming pile of hashtag content is a u well it's it's an idea I came up with by by myself what I do is I use a random word generator that one over there to be exact and I use that to generate one random word just one I don't want to be too greedy I could generate multiple words but just one random word uh for instance the word tranquil just came up there so if I click on it now the word want has come up I would then go to the steam Store and search for the word want here and I will play all of the games with want in the title thus are free except for if there's something like Counter Strike two or Apex Legends came up these kind of big games that are um you know well known I I avoid those we're looking for the bottom of the barrel stuff hopefully to find a little Golden Nugget of sweet corn which we can then uh we can celebrate with like the very first very first one of these I did I discovered a video game made by a student which was amazing and it had Nolan North in the voice over uh the you know doing the voice work so that was awesome and it's been pretty much downhill uh since then unfortunately so we the only way is up hopefully hello to boeno MB in carito gav k6 a in sunshine and boeno Jamie ICT over on Twitch and chatting on YouTube we got offworld Alexus crappers Alfie Angel Beat Boba fucini we got bonvillain 2K we got crit SP DCC 0209 dmu go2 2008 e122 G6 geina her meet M Jan Mr major princess woso sordos the palandro Thomas black flame trickles uh CLA T-Rex oh space bear was good you're right CLA T-Rex um princess R said I was going to make a joke about Sims 4 being bottom of the barrel but I've spent too much there I I do you know what I've never played Sims 4 before but I've I've I've heard a lot of people have got quite addicted to The Sims in the past hey Ian H excellent name Ian H Ian H is so happy to see this back well from one enh to another thanks for joining us and yes I um I I ran out of what even is games to play and there's nothing new out that's taken my fancy I mean fact there's nothing really that new out there's a fair few indie games out but I'm tired of Dragon's Dogma 2 now and you know shadow of chobble didn't work anymore I just need a good new game to stream I need something to to Fizz my Fizz my lemonade to jizz my sausage you know but at the moment there is nothing so we're going to be going for a little Adventure in Steam and the first word we're going to search for is and this not all the words have games for them so we may it may take a little while but the first word is exchange ooh Exchange have you heard of a little game called Boulders gate three says Angel Beat I have and it [ __ ] I don't like it okay do we have anything in here with the word Exchange in the name no no there's none of these games have Exchange in the name so we're going for the next one Oh wrong but click the wrong button there balls have we had balls before I feel like we've had balls before I can't remember we'll find out in a second 69 balls well I don't think we have had balls before I'd have remembered I'd have remembered 69 balls okay a third person shooting game but you are not a person you are a ball imagine a pull ball a shotgun and football mechanics mashed together well we're not going to have to soon because I'm adding this to my library I hope I can play it because it's got request access there battle balls that's that I don't think battle balls is out yet no release date 2024 transform I why that doesn't have the word balls in it bumper balls does the best game to carry out [Music] Raffles sure fine let's uh add that uh we've got the balls battle royale came out in the 6th of January how have I not heard about the balls battle royale I mean these all look very similar to ones I've already played before but I'm adding it okay have we got any more balls Slappy ball okay getting the word balls time for Slappy balls getting the word balls was a winner in my opinion um okay well what we have to do obviously we have to install the balls first sappy ball ice Soccer Pinball um not pinball I can't be bothered with pinball ones metaball should I have these in order of relevance will that change anything doesn't seem to lots of tower ball no I think there's another battle ball bung ball I probably should just do the word balls but these Kitty ball oh [ __ ] okay well I'm going to do kitty ball you're getting played Kitty ball I play fast and loose with the rules on this this series ball animals bogy Brian goofballs flam okay goof balls that's got ball in it why can't why is the search so bad in this that it doesn't do everything with balls in at the start is there a way to minut make it do that relevance name aall that's the noise I make when I sit down on my bicycle too hard aall doesn't really doesn't really M does it it's it's all jumbled okay fine we're starting off then oh Slappy balls at 69% nice okay what are we say lowii ball sounds pretty chill says Gavin it does but I need to try and stick with the uh the balls except for Kitty ball so we've got oh and Slappy ball had to have Slappy ball so we got Slappy ball the balls bumper balls goofballs Kitty ball and 69 balls starting off with 69 balls let's do this it's the first game of the stream welcome to 69 balls use your right click to dash oh right click I knew that oh you can carry this ball with you okay so clicking on the the right Mouse button allows me to dash there is doesn't seem to be too much on of a stamina thing oh there is there's I it looks like I could do five dashes there down the bottom was it aim and click left click to bounce the ball up the wall oh this is going to be a game where I can't even get past the tutorial isn't it okay nice aim down oh oh wait hold on aim down and then left click to bounce the ball over the wall is that my ball cuz that's not doing anything unless I right click and then aim down left click stop lying to me wall I can also jump with the space bar okay fine and there you go jumped over I cheated look straight down near the ball you can bounce the ball higher this makes no sense oh do I have to get that b bring the ball here okay look straight down near the ball you can bounce the ball higher wait oh it's a little bit of a ah okay when I get close you see I think it must have been talking about this big ball earlier oh it's a it's a tricky one is it oh no I need to get my balls up there yeah okay nice after you bounce the ball straight up straight up aim upwards and then shoot okay oh God I I this game requires some skill I think um and I'm lacking skillsa press y to start game well I pressed y to start the game and that has uh not started the game that has just got rid of all the all the onscreen prompts that were there quite faintly now there are no onscreen prompts and no way to start the game do you want to 69 yes how do I turn that on what why can't I turn on the 69 okay I managed to this is a beta version sorry if there are [Music] bugs [Music] sorry I got got into that a little bit too much there I think play host nightclub public [ __ ] son is it is anybody going to be playing this game I didn't realize it was multiplayer only press y to start game p for room setting okay I've started the game bang take that woman boom take that man 69 what does it even mean what what's the aim of the game here I got to score a a hole in the do dad oh oh that hit him in aing Adams Apple hey I scored I'm winning we honestly this game could potentially be quite f with a friend if I knew what the was going on there's cu's Everywhere You cues you lose do we just have to get the the black ball in then is it the eight ball download is ready on the balls I like that the ball doesn't go out of play if you get up here go on in you go whoa I'm being [Music] raptured nice little uh nice nice little wait why is it got what what what's going on top of the screen it's like one all well there's a dead person on the table now um oh my gosh I sent them flying Sky High that's one way to get drunk people off the uh pool table in the local pub shoot him [Music] yeah well this game is wacky and silly fairly confusing to play but I like I like how random and chaotic it is uh and I feel like there's a potential here for some actual skillful play if you knew how to play it properly I don't know how long this game has been in in beta 4 or I think but a it's kind of got rocket rocket league on acid Vibes going on is it first to five let's see what happens when I win a match [Music] 69 okay there the the dead person again in your get into space whoa I vaporized the [Music] oh I'll answer that question in a second let me just win this game of 69 balls yeah is that a win that's got to be a win woo yeah yellow 69 woot okay is that it and then you just play again all right fair enough that was all right you know what 69 balls not too bad it's free if you got a pal that you want to play it with you can you can 69 each other to your hearts content for the low low price of nothing at all uninstall nice one 69 balls um Gavin wants to know if monkey man was any good I really enjoyed monkey man I will say that during the kind of the middle portion it gets really slow and kind of started to lose me a bit but the F the last like 45 minutes is if you like John Wick style stuff it's uh it's pretty brutal it's like John Wick without guns and some of the uh some of the fighting in it is pretty brutal um there's a bit in the lift if you go and watch it you'll know what I mean the bit in the lift is like oh [ __ ] so uh yeah it's worth watch but it's it just the the it's quite a long film it's like two hours and it feels that length because of a slow middle portion but yeah I enjoyed it uh it's Kitty ball next Kitty ball let's give it a go hurricane hixton plays with his balls hey douy oh I was scoring in my non-existent opponents goal says sord Ros the paland Drome oh I don't know much about football or pool or insert any sport here I'll have to catch up with the rest of this on VOD it's close to 1:30 a.m. here good night everyone says alexio crappers good night alexio thanks for joining us and uh enjoy this on VOD have a good sleep buddy Dogg's going to see Civil War on Friday I saw a trailer for civil war and it looked really good quite dark I've I have heard that the trailer for civil war makes it look like um a an action-packed like Road move kind of thing and it's completely not but um I like Alex Garland stuff so I'll give it a watch at some point for sure okay there's me platform 32 choose choose your keyboard it's a quiry one w space what's aery oh quy okay w space if I click on the cat it swipes at the ball can I change the ball or anything Kitty fit okay so far it's adorable but I don't know what's going on it's another multiplayer game join a room create a room joystick move your ball to increase your score oh I can use controller can I ax stun your opponents and slow them down current region EU join the sh oh my God oh my God little banana cat little Karate Kid cat more skins oh here we go start monetizing it oh but that's a hot cat catch a unicat oh my God skillon this is very cute was that the shop I was in yeah okay so what was my profile then oh okay I'm going to have to be the banana cat and I'm going to wait I'm going to create a room so this is this is a multiplayer again two to three players 50 M 100 m 25 M I keep it cats are washing huh okay or wait is that a real person person someone's actually how long has this person been waiting there for a game are you real copy me if you're real uh save the I made a goal happen can I have a [ __ ] oh ah okay I'm starting the game who knows what's going on here okay unroll your first colored ball here okay oh there oh you kick it okay these some of these floors make things go slower there's a freaking dog so I think the aim of the game is to be the first person to completely unroll your bow oh oh what oh okay and some of these things like the dog and the mouse there distract you from your mission it's a fairly sweet idea yeah I'm the best [ __ ] in the land me [Music] well there we go I'm ready for a new game come on our waiting waiting Master for restart I've read it up but this other person isn't so I'm returning to the lobby s it uh I was all right it's a game I will never play again is uh is a going to play this time oh W no bad doggy no oh I think I kicked the other players oh yeah if you if you hit the other players ball you get knocked out okay this dog wants to want to tear my skin off okay Bo come on it's hiding behind that does it say I've I've unraveled 21 out of 25 M and I think the other cat has unraveled 20 M there you go one again the best at playing with balls wait what okay well I think we've had enough at kitty ball and enough of a look at kitty ball it was fine it was no 69 balls though goofballs is next is it going to be yet another multi player game do I want goofball to access my networks I guess okay it's got controller nudge Dash a and X jump a and X together a ground pound okay oh video settings no was just looking to see if there was an invert option okay what do we do here the classic the casually competitive goof balls experience nothing changes after every goal nonspherical balls only that's chaos mode no changes no Randomness just soccer oh oh there was music all along I just hadn't clicked on the window was something me I don't think I'm going to be able to play this one because it looks like it's a local multiplayer game and uh pressing the space bar will not allow me to okay well I've minimized the window somehow is someone else playing did someone else join what's happened here did I put a bot in uh my ball is flying up very high this is a shuttlecock what the you ground pounded my shuttle [ __ ] stop abusing my shuttle [ __ ] I'm the red one by the way just in case you were wondering no get in get in the hole I don't know if I'm playing this with anyone or if that's a a bot seems weird that they' never a bot in this game but also is very weird that someone online just happened to turn up while I was mashing Keys whoa aha this is tricky as tits I'm not really surprised that most of the games with balls in the name are ball game inspired multiplayer games but oh [ __ ] I need to got oh I did score an own goal literally I fell in my own goal no jiggly puff you [ __ ] I want that [ __ ] [ __ ] in that hole right now not that hole was the wrong you put your [ __ ] in the wrong hole oh different different Bowl now um E O Come on yes oh no little stank ball so [ __ ] these bumpers [ __ ] some whoever I'm playing against has played this game before every time it gets close to the hole [ __ ] it's better be best of three is that a Katamari let me have one you [ __ ] there goes the monetization on this one oh you broke the game you there it is I got it eat oh W oh [ __ ] no well no I don't want to play another one it's frustrating me [Music] what are you lot saying in the comments about goofballs I can't scroll my thing for some reason weird balls no Goofs says offworld oh is it your birthday today to tap on happy birthday this sounds like the audio of an extremely unsuccessful adult film says princess whoosh made a few of them in my time wait [Music] what uh all right uh goofballs all right I guess I don't know if anyone was playing that online or or what there but like I just mashed key and it started but it doesn't seem to be options for Bots or online play so no idea but I didn't really feel goofballs too much okay goofballs it's time for Slappy ball we just put Slappy ball in there press anything to slap this game is plays best with a controller slap oh okay am I controlling any of these a right trigger oh a right trigger okay so a jumps and right trigger slaps b b protects this is a training thing left trigger what uh e right trigger I'm not moving this hand around at all no okay do you want to personalized ads decline play online casual the uncertain short shorts and the Curious lovers fist B welcome to sppy ball okay I'm playing against these AR Bots [ __ ] uh scor my my AI p is not very good well I'm not very good either oh shoot this is terrible Slappy balls is not living up to its fantastic name I mean technically it is living up to it's exactly what it says on the tin but it's not living up to the uh the idea in my head that I had for Slappy balls I scored a point [ __ ] help me pink ball oh God we're bleeding I'm fed up I'm fed up of these multiplayer ball games I don't like it uninstall Slappy ball go home okay now it's time for the balls no idea what this one's going to be this is the [ __ ] volleyball round from fourge as Princess whoosh it really was it really was remind me not to pick him for my volleyball team says the qu boy marks okay it looks like looks like people have been playing this game best of the someone's played it today mansu 4074 what on Earth is this news read everything oh no last update 22nd of February 14th February 15th of February is fair amount of um support for it okay so there's a death match a battle royale and a creative mode lots of skins I tell you what these Skins are pretty cool remind they remind me kind of like of mad balls I don't know if any of you ever had mad Balls toys when you were young steady I did I used to love mad balls okay oh [ __ ] uh settings General a you can't invert the why why would you do this [ __ ] what on Earth is happening okay I've got lasers left triggered is that zoom in that's zoom level a kind of makes me scream a bit I've been eliminated by someone or something the is happening oh wait is that what ah ow okay I went in a danger Death Zone can I do anything with these what with these glasses wall hack so I can see the other balls through the wall how do I get through the wall oh wait there does this open this is [ __ ] this is confusing as all h ah the HUD looks a bit like fortnite says bad sniper if fortnite was made by someone who doesn't know how to invert controls oh I got killed by vicious attack did I go kill oh no oh yeah yeah yeah yeah whoa I finally killed the player it was a bot but I killed them Gavin says I smell shite for this one yeah this is definitely definitely a bottle of the bottom of the barrel one for me not not feeling this game at all [Music] oh it it's making me hate balls that game the balls uninstalls more like oh I got two kills says CLA T-Rex huh no way all right it's the final balls it's bumper balls let's see how this goes bumper balls Classic Party creative all multiplayer let's go classic event name T McGee players one e o some fairly nice little designs whoa these the Developers okay I think I'm going to pick the one that looks the most like he's going to kill me done H what how do you start it then [ __ ] players one event name next plus plus plus next load next how'd you start this multiplayer oh multiplayer is currently not working party only classic works except for classic doesn't work cuz there happy there seems to be no way to load load next next next load save load save how do I get this working there's no way I'm not read what the f up to a thousand players can't have one player now listen I don't know how to make a game I've never made any games in my life I don't know how hard it is I can imagine it's very hard but there are four8 12 people here and they still haven't managed to come together and make a game that you can play Maybe figuring out how to start the game is the game says evil Plankton maybe whoa I got one I don't know how I did it okay bumper balls go down as fast as you can Madam how to play press h to hide the is this just like a marble race [Music] game football India spectate what is there no way to alter the oh God [ __ ] oh God terrible controls you have to click the right thumb stick and move that down so it's literally just a a bingo machine like a you don't do anything you just name the balls maybe that's why I couldn't start it because I needed more than one ball and they both they all needed to be different balls so that then they could have a competition to to roll down uh the there it goes all the way down here and and I presume the first ball to make it down is the winner here we go [Music] football it's not doing great I think India's overtaking it come on India you can do it kind of maybe sort of is This is thrilling oh the football's on the other side is the football easy oh this is a way easier way you definitely want to go this way not that other way come on football you can do it oh there some some sound effects in this game huh oh no football's like literally dead I'm not changing that camera shot by the way oh okay football's football's just given up can India make it we know who the winner is going to be of this race race this is like the marble on stream game and all the chat on stream gets to be a ball says doggy oh is that what that is someone suggested I do a stream of marbles um and I was like what you want me to actually play marbles on stream I get it now this is tortur say off world ball tortures Gavin oh it's like that scene in Casino Royale is India ever going to make it down we've come so far I don't oh [ __ ] why would it bounce back up again we've come so far I don't want to give up now but India's returning to the top and football's just not doing [Music] anything do I really want to it's just that the exit's just down there am I really that bothered I'm taking physics damage says Al canace looks like something I'd building Little Big Planets says blue po I reckon you'd be able to do better in a little big planet than than this little whoops little little blue po just blue po it's we're going to be here all day aren't we I need to search for some new words oh great there's no way to exit this shower of [ __ ] it's the the end is right there India you can do it [ __ ] no you can't no you can't bumper balls get off my computer what are you saying steam VR okay it's time to generate a brand new word so the first word was balls very apt but in the end um there was one game I kind of enjoyed out of all the balls which was 69 balls um so here we go Generate random words Bing exist okay that's an interesting one exist might get something here you you doesn't exist brilliant just excellent command of the English language there you doesn't exist A Game of Life set out an adventure that challenges all the codes of the RPG genre toying with its boundaries to complete to to create something unlike anything you've ever seen doing it it's it's it's on it's it's currently done downloading this the Doom music was for a little bit okay you doesn't exist on December kind of a name is UND December it's a hacking SL RPG that's season 4 looks quite good but under sber undor uh strangers none of these other games have the word exists exist in them sexy space Airlines what was that we do love your streaming pows of your steaming pows of content hope you well into spun offy thanks to Super Chat spun offy I am well um so yeah let's click off this quickly what do not play undor says Thomas blackflame Is onor that real bad is is that the is it gone now undor was the scam one right okay well there's there's only one exist game and I've downloaded it and it's called you doesn't exist [Music] Ang what the [ __ ] why do this cut pop up okay it's time for some music again game created developed and written by Yo 252 yo using the open source RPG framework RPG box [Music] title art Al I want to find out who did the music with asset [Music] from these [Music] people it's from our is the rmn music [Music] pack my deepest thanks and respect go to all these amazing artists without whom this game could never have been made [Music] bre just awful says arcade 89 this music hurts says key gave me is this music from yokoo say Prime class okay I'll start it let's start it there you go it's a little bit more chill now I don't know what the hell that music was holy holy moly the music it's torous as Neil J please stop this music says Prim glass think I made most people have a meltdown Bon villain says this is amazing a young man stands in his bedroom Awakening to a promising new day enter a name for you oh is there a delete how how delete do okay fine no delete [Music] you ass okay here we [Music] are for some reason I hear a running River even though I'm in a bedroom maybe I'm next to the bathroom hello rise and shine love how are you feeling not too stressed I'm sure you're going to do great for your first day as a squire be careful don't want too much okay I I won't I wonder what sins I committed in a previous life to have to deal with this hey is a cat oh I going to see the [Music] cat can I go and speak to the kitty which is now on the roof Oh weird [ __ ] cat [Music] hello my my you've grown so much Madam already a squire I'm going to miss our piano lessons a piano used to take lessons with when you were a child okay oh oh I'm stealing your shirt lady received potion nice I know how to RPG RPGs are basically just about breaking and entering and stealing stuff from people houses why is there a fire pit in the middle of this house receive 20 gold in this wooden house they've got a fire pit in the middle of it who designed that house who's this guy headed to town pay my respects to the hey come back here when you talking to me [ __ ] Madam good luck on your first day you're finally becoming a man oh [ __ ] I'm going to get laid nice don't believe everything they tell you this is conspiracy I'm sure nothing is what it seems be careful thanks for your potions bye just walk over just walking over your chairs okay let's head into well well well yell your name into the well and it echoes back to you you you are ours ours [Music] ours oh a monster appears you ass sword uh sure your ass attacks a mushroom mushroom attacks your ass you ass what ah skill those mushrooms is that some of the art that the guy was saying was amazing art because they look like dog [ __ ] worldwind wow those are some [Music] graphics strong blow how do I how do I even know how much health they have my hp's going down oh I think two of them are [Music] dead you got one one point for using your sword that's I use Whirlwind smashes them I got got mushroom mushroom thanks thanks I don't know how many of those I'm going to be able to [Music] handle someone just keeps falling over on the piano they're trying to get up come okay wonder what's that honestly they should have got Luke West away to do the sound for their game game worldwind two times [Music] Goblin running out of magic power this is my most powerful spell I just wake up one morning and I know how to do a powerful Whirlwind spell has no one ever left this Village before why oh you died and were resurrected at the [Music] church Jesus our house is open to all our Lord welcom all faith heals all wounds standing stand in the circle to receive our Lord's blessing oh my God our Lord's blessing looks like he's spunking on my face Welcome to our Sanctuary thanks is this one glowing up here dear Lord my little Paul went into the forest yesterday and he's not returned yet please guide him back safely to us please Lord I'm desperate hi desperate I'm my ass you're you ask what Daddy I'm so bored finally someone called me by my true name daddy uh where where am I now this guy what I'm trying to persuade the guards to investigate the forest but they say they're too busy my brother has been what is why where am I now is there a map or anything you are help help help wait is there a map no time current time is 7:09 that's real world time what's out here oh what let me fight [ __ ] all right we're going to break into the castle get out my way sorry but only people who have achieved Feats of greatness are admitted into the castle oh well the person who made this game may not be allowed into the castle then it's all I'm saying don't mind me just patrolling report to the Armory for your training oh okay is this the Armory Welcome to our humble shop oh I guess not bye wooden staff bought some cloth armor didn't make a noise so oh my God that's the church can I buy anything from this guy got the freshest vegetables and fruits here but nothing that could be of used to a warrior like you you should check out the shop just been there mate why are you what are you doing wandering around on top of that building in a bikini young lady wait all right let's visit the pub and then I think I'm done with this thing can I have a booze I'm pretty sure you're too young for whatever I have here Madam I'm about to become a man you know oh who's this guy in the corner Hey kid do you have mushrooms I'll buy them for you for a good price I need like 10 of them oh don't have enough go want some magic mushrooms or something all right well this game is a game so it's a game that I also don't want to exist anymore you doesn't exist who could have who could have foreseen that you doesn't exist with a name like that doesn't be all it could be cracked up to be I guess I don't know so we've had balls exist the next word is quilt I don't know if I have qu I'm sorry twitch I've missed loads of Chats on Twitch because my chat had paused mushrooms all up you are says bowenoid uh okay store so we're searching for quilt I'm not 100% I'm not confident we'll get I think for quelt but you never know no did you mean quiets no I didn't and I also didn't mean zoie scad games Studio the [ __ ] is zoie scad game Studio it's a giant enemy crab it's fairly detailed Graphics it's an action Puzzler why is it mixed all the blandness of a AAA game with none of the Polish 12 gigabytes Jesus Christ hell no okay sorry zoie all right quilt's not done it for us interest can we find something interesting with the word interest in the name breeders of the neph run away here and run away booty Farm 18 why why is there so much filth on here okay interest didn't work next word please drink okay drink oh drinkle I did mean drink sorry are you right this time all right super drink Bros here we go here we go what is the most powerful drink around the world I guess we're going to find out fight with your fists and your name in its maker fight with your fists under your name and its maker what okay this doesn't look as cool as the trailer made out to be we're playing it it's happening super drink Pros is happening when was this made 2020 very positive how many reviews has it had though like one positive review okay it's positive what else have we got it takes two friends pass no no that doesn't have drink in it none of these things have drinks in it how there's so many words but the VR experience there's so many words here in all these games and all these names and only one of them has the word drink in it P clock coming soon oh it's always P clock's always coming soon all right well we're downloading super drink Bross is on the way what else need is downloading phasmophobia update oh pubg update ghost of table update nine gigabytes Christ all right well drink is the next one let me just make a a list of the words it was balls exist and drink there we go is there a Pepsi Max character says b anoid only in my hand Pepsi Max mango lovely hey night can only cans says dogey ah yes this is a good only cans game okay completed super drink Bross let's go select server region well that's choice for a pointer uh oh it crashed uh it crashed when I tried to change the language to English there we go nice okay server region Europe training bot training okay can I controller oh I can controller can I invert the controls oh yes yay okay what do we I get my ass kicked a [ __ ] okay so we got X's X's punch the rest of the buttons are just that guy shot me okay B is kind of like a it was a dash thing oh no a is a dash thing F I'm getting battered I mean Graphics wise it's not too bad really for a game about fizzy drinks and bubble te's kicking the CR out of each other oh I de the AI W all right I don't care wait these are the opponents we can have what is that one it's a spider on a dildo EXC okay let's just do a let's do a quick match uh the [ __ ] I'm a I'm a hearty Mia hell one oh we got guard we got got buttons here what is this a dummy now main [Applause] skill some I'm just fighting an AI character here [Applause] why am I tasty succulent meal oh it's waiting for a match oh Christ I'm actually going online with someone oh no you hit me in my my bowl of rice what the [ __ ] stop that oh great my one special move is to retreat oh God I'm playing against the best drink fighter ever ha [ __ ] you he doesn't know what I'm going to do because neither do I it's the ultimate [Applause] tactic the the person I'm fighting is called slager Thor I just beat the crap out of slagathor oh and they quit unlucky slagathor fighter select okay so I was Curry and rice there could be a Tumblr it could be a Japanese vodka water red Cola blue Cola or Star oh it's coffee I thought it was like a MOBA thing um sure let's take some Japanese vodra for a spin see if we can get another match Ian you're always a tasty succulent meal says horror and cats oh thank you I slager Thor has been waiting for a match up for like two weeks and you come along and kick their asses Bond villain no idea how that [Applause] happened sub skill what's that am I jacking it what my my sub skill is to dance oh nightmare King [Applause] oh know making why is everyone why is everyone play as the blue Coke can he okay nightmare King's definitely way better at this than I am and slager [Applause] Thor he's blocking I forgot I could block as well haha I'm just going to ground pound you oh [ __ ] now he ground ped me yeah I'm legging it Catch Me If You Can [ __ ] woot woot I'm out of here oh no I I can't get out of that sucks to be nightmare King ah dodged you boom what happened I'm the best at this game ever I don't know what I'm doing but the best no one wants to fight me that's fine this game's a bit BTY how was super drink Bross not worth the 1.2 gigabyte download if I'm completely honest with you so balls exist drink what is going to be the next word in this episode of a steaming pile of hasht content Ian Ian is op devs please Nerf says Dog Party Guy Blom birthday oh there's bound to be something with birthday in the name the murder of Sonic the hedg shot oh that's an actual one I think actual legit one okay maybe there is nothing with the name birthday in the title no not that's free at least no just to just to show you if there was if uh it was any price I could have had fatty bear's birthday surprise today is my birthday kidnapped to Royal birthday pot pot Pep's birthday surprise or how about foot andari sex the birthday massage sadly I don't have one of those Swanky steam press accounts where every single game on Steam is free um I don't think they even do them anymore but hold on a minute hold on a minute is hpbd is is this happy birthday [Music] RPG I'm not no this is another game that's made in that [ __ ] RPG Creator isn't it I'm not doing that I was going to be like oh I'll do hbd RPG but no no no okay and word [ __ ] press the wrong button and word protective don't think so no no nothing with the word protect effective in there okay next faithful no there's Faith but not faithful okay Boop learn could get some real shoddy educational games Russian fishing four Learn to Fly three okay something tells me this isn't going to teach me how to fly okay is there any other learn there wow that downloaded fast it's not a good sign Le to fly three learn Spanish VR time is it okay I'm guess guess okay we're going to learn Spanish VR let's learn Ling [Music] it what language what what country speaks lingot oh we're going to learn linget anyway uh I don't want to learn game development Fab godess not nataku oh my god oh Christ help why would you play what pornhub's like literally right there real ladies or men's depending on what you like I guess okay I didn't see any more games with learn in the title boring man okay I think we've got what's downloading learn lingot 4.7 gigabytes gbus learn Spanish VR how can learn linggit be 4.5 gigabytes whereas a VR game is oh [ __ ] I don't know let's learn to fly whoa you're about to view the Internet site you're about to view uses a certificate that has expired or is not yet valid what does that mean viewers is that bad yes or no view certificate that means click no okay oh oops couldn't retrieve your purchase from the server oh okay go to the black market new game story penguin NASA is this what they do in real NASA as well the moon I think it might be [Music] scary looking Moon TNT what you technically how Rockets take off I guess oh they just all died s is make him is he he's like Walter White like but I thought that said like butt flying like flying but up welcome to the hanger buy a launcher to get started and hit ready to take off okay well coil new and improved coil ready penguin Space Program all so far no data take off what time for an upgrade I've got coil level two take off am I doing anything here oh I just flick him to the side there's no there's no game here this this like a cookie clicker Style game where you just keep boosts pressurized gas stages okay go take off oh [ __ ] pressurize that gas I did click on it to pressurize the gas then done done I'm done I'm done with it let me quit ah more options [ __ ] Don I want to help me how quit do ah got it Jesus that was dog [ __ ] all right let's Lear linget is down downloading still what was the other game learn Spanish VR oh let's learn linger stopped Spanish VR from downloading okay now Spanish vr's going okay let's learn lit let's what country speaks lingot what country speaks Ling lingot is the language of coastal Southeastern Alaska from yakutat South to cetch aan the total gling population in Alaska is about 10,000 in 16 communities with about 500 speakers of the language oh I'm going to go out there and say that already I like this because there is you know there doesn't seem to be that many people that speak this language anymore and this is an excellent way to you know keep it going settings audio okay let's give it a go around the oh can we learn lingot for the the lingot word for penis because there is an arrow pointing towards the penis oh oh the [ __ ] is going on here pretty sure they could have is that a vag Diner oh no it's a skin I knew that I've never seen one before I don't really know okay I'm pretty sure I could have made an easier way to navigate around and learn Ling it then hold down the right Mouse button and then zoom in and out can I click on anything oh here we go my body parts here body parts cowards the cowards they have they haven't gone for the nuts they've got butt though have they why can't I wait the knee is dooky okay DX axai is butt crack it's really can I it's really difficult to work out so cough can I there's pregnancy tests strong urine smell What's Happening Here feces what are they trying to teach us there's so okay I thought this would be quite good way of conserving a um you know a language that maybe isn't spoken by very many people in the world it may end up you know slowly disappearing over time but this is the most God awful way of learning and just moving around a space what people of long ago long ago women would wear a laboret I don't even know what laboret is that must be some kind of traditional outfit but one of these things one of the things you really need in something like this surely is someone reading these things out but they don't even have Phanatic pronunciations oh great I can spin the picture around but the words for personal noisy personality is disappearing off the screen this is this is a terrible learning tool can I go back let Le Ling it can you hear that why is the volume for that so low oh Sliding Puzzle shat okay Rhino is Rhino is Shaga but you should say that now have it say Shaga so I know how to pronounce it wait this is the these sighting puzzles are bollocks I do like like the fact that sheep are called wanadoo though oh oh wanadoo I wan do you yes I do oh [ __ ] hell guad one to do is a great word though says Kirsty Hans it is these are people think these are AI art yes they probably are AI art aren't they okay quit a visual reference guide oh I should have did that say that at the start that would probably be notes in the developer Place nam's added audio cues added version one comes to completion have fun and send suggestions to let's learn lingot uh say it in fling it this is another really badly optimized showroom [ __ ] hell frame rate on that how on Earth I won't kiss you brilliant uh it's like you can't move I got a 4080 graphics card and this thing isn't working it's impossible to yeah they do have a speechy thing is that on all of is that on was that on the others as well it's that the buttons are so tiny come here hag okay so that is slightly better because it does have the actual pronunciations but I think that's why it's move making it move so slowly is because of all the audio cues lying around I want to know I won't kiss you just practicing for when Luke comes comes arounda close but not close enough um well let's learn Ling lovely idea badly done badly presented and badly optimized uh um so I guess I won't be learning Ling it it's got great throat clicks says iius does yeah oh that's throaty says Prime glass well uh yes no there'll be no kissing in lingot though but there will be some Spanish VR if I can grab my VR helmet oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] everything's falling down oh I need to enable dashboard thingy okay all right let's learn Spanish in VR allow probably probably not too late now there we go okay okay you can see VR I can see VR explore and learn grab objects holding the grip button hold the trigger button and move your arms to walk you can teleport too can I how do you bun bun [ __ ] I can't turn I I have to actually [Music] physic how do you say I [ __ ] the table in Spanish [ __ ] sake unbelievable oh love a hel carrot Sor apologies to any Spanish speakers watching ma ma I want the hamburger Hamburg amborgesa [Music] Kaka oh why did she say that so sexily Quadro think she loves me uh let's go [Music] here guara birthday cake pastel pastel whoa see see well what the [ __ ] Balon the football soccer that like a a football balloon Bon football socer wow this is that oh I can teleport there we go football Americo American football pasta Dental P Dent that's for uh when you want to brush your spaghetti ouch punch my wall perod perod newspaper huh do you know what I feel like there's probably better ways to learn Spanish than air wanking my way around a virtual shopping center lib Libra [Music] door well that was fun wasn't it everyone what's aank in Spanish says princess whoosh arano I can't get out of here now yes I can well not only did I not learn Spanish I feel like I leared nothing I feel stupid learn to speak Spanish Clips please gav says doggy H that was better than the earlier song uh says Wayne Cen yes pretty much yes pretty much making a right Mesa of this says Jamie ICT brilliant journey is 179 on Steam at the moment oh that's cool okay what time is it we got 10 minutes let's uh try one more word bang [Music] obtain nothing with the word obtaining it let's try another one boing oops boing request Governor of Poker 3 Cry of Fear I feel like I've played that Cuisine Royale amazing maybe I'll do a Cuisine Royale stream again one day I've lost all my skill this be really good at that Slava [Music] Ukraine nothing with the word reques in it by the looks of things meet my teacher [Music] [ __ ] that's the teacher's meat [ __ ] what squirrel [Music] launcher [Music] I can't play pingers the name was better than the game all right new word become okay donon wo as if none no games have the word becoming them okay capric come on I'll be very surprised if capricious has a game a free game with that in the name Soul shards Arena or tiny dungeons capture oh God capture got got to be game with capture it's probably going to be about 10 million oh the capture worlds here we go it's positive Early Access game game has been in Early Access for six years oh my God that look looked like it was a Pokémon ripoff Capture the Flag ctf1 coming soon I honestly thought there'd be more games with the word capture in them but there isn't that's probably good for me because we we're coming up to the end of to show and we've seen some utter filth today so we're going to finish off with uh the final word is capture failed to uninstall Spanish VR app's not still running how dare you are you crypto mining you app is not running capture worlds okay kill it via task manager task manager learn Spanish oh there's a lot of things going on here where's all this crap I don't know what any of this means anti malware oh don't know I'll just delete it I'll just set fire to it okay manage stop confirm manage remove from my okay wait what man uninstall there we go okay the capture worlds and I need to put capture on It capture okay here we go this is the last game the capture worlds is in Early Access special thanks to La it's been translated into English and Chinese okay new game enter a name fart look at that [ __ ] anime face whoa some time ago a big tower appeared close to my hometown it seemed to connect our world with other ones at first we thought that it was a blessing from the gods but we were wrong so wrong one day monsters came through a portal and attacked the village fart I can't find my sister has anyone seen May after a while fart May where are you may may may has never been seen again since then after that day the town assembled a group of adventurers who were willing to hunt and capture the monsters a few months later someone found so-called capture cards that allowed anyone to capture the monsters and tame them allowing anyone to control them and use them to battle other monsters fart it's been some time since the attack took place and we learned that there is something like magic in other worlds maybe there is one that could help me I have to find a way to bring May back you're welcome to capture world would you like to take the tutorial sure [ __ ] maybe not move around use Waz welcome Adventure I will teach you the basics oh [ __ ] oh God why is every game hold down the right Mouse button and then turn the camera press F to switch between you and your monsters I don't have any monsters press to get into release mode aim the crossair whereever you want your monsters spawn and press left click release your monster with r buddy I'm trying to release my monster here I don't have a monster I think that's the problem I need a monster can I catch a monster how do I release my monster except for by undoing my flies hey um uh uh yeah new game oh [Music] [ __ ] no you're about to start your Adventure full of quests exploring and monsters But first you need to go and get your own monster follow the path and talk to the guild leader okay let's follow the path and people thought palor was a Pokemon ripoff look at this [ __ ] hello how do I talk to you hello there I've been waiting for you flaps I'm the guild leader of this beautiful Town pick a one of three monsters is one of them Squirtle this is the element rig of ice it's an ice type monster this is the element rig of Fire this is ele Rick of Darkness [ __ ] yeah that dark one e now what I can't move now I picked darkness and I [ __ ] it hello help me R can I unleash my monster I click up that what what why can I drag this little spe I've put it on his head can I drag all the icons holy [ __ ] why doesn't every game let you drag the icons around what I can spin the camera but sure hey sure as [ __ ] can't do anything else oh like he's doing six blood poos um well good job it's 8 o' because this game sucks I can't unleash my monster I can't oh use is that done anything can I no it's it's got it's nighttime now this day game has a day night cycle which is I'm just I'm stuck in I'm stuck in place this game the capture worlds is probably the worst game I've played this stream and that's saying something friends that is saying something goodbye the capture World hello to all these little uh updates right well that is the end of another thrilling episode of a steaming pile of hasht content I hope you enjoyed it I enjoyed parts of it um did we get anything I think the best game was 69 balls and that even that was pretty basic so BR was there anything else good I doesn't exist or you doesn't exist anymore wasn't any good none of the learning games were any good and the drink fighting game was fine so yeah the can one that it was fine it was fine so yeah um I yeah I'll do another one of these at some point but not tomorrow because I'm not streaming tomorrow because I'm going to Brighton but I will be back on Frid day for some more of the sausy action not sure what we're playing yet but but I'll be starting off I'll be warming you all up and having a few warm-up drinks myself with some Fall Guys from 6:30 p.m. but uh there is also going to be a live stream over on Euro gamer some more content warning this time we're going to be doing it it's G to be me Liv Jim and Ellen from outside extra so uh I think she needs some new friends now and anyway thanks for watching everyone have a great night and cheers mods for keeping everyone safe don't forget to like and or subscribe and follow on Twitch bye
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Channel: Platform32
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Length: 118min 39sec (7119 seconds)
Published: Wed Apr 10 2024
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