A Purr-fect Daily Dose Of Internet Compilation ft. Chavezz

what up hello biscuits it's your girls kitten back at it again my husband's here you haven't been here with me in such a long time baby that's you i was the sneezing shrimp in the last video you're cute you're my shrimp how you doing hi i'm so happy that you're here well i'm happy that you're happy that i'm here like a date but we're watching daily dose you know it would be a date if we had popcorn how many okay so the average date lasts let's say two to three hours right and the average daily dose video is two and a half minutes okay so let's say it's three hours that's 180 minutes so for it to be a daily dose date we would have to watch 90 daily dose of internet videos ish like 70 to 90 right for the third you gotta adjust for the 30. yeah right so yeah right but right we've done that by the way two hours of daily doses we've done at least a hundred daily those videos but one sitting we could probably do that in one second i started an hour thing of daily dose and three videos yeah it actually like a daily dose of internet date doesn't sound bad hey fun date idea you your partner zoom right if your partner lives away from you or whatever you just add that in there this is not for couples who have long distances that would be so cute absolutely not no no no same room only sorry we're gonna gatekeep day ideas it's a fun coded date idea call me sponsored by omicron right i'm saying though etsy who's in i hope you guys are doing well i hope you guys are staying safe and sanitized as evidenced by our previous conversation today we are here to watch daily dose of interview interviews yep daily dose of interviews where we interview daily dose of inter watchers daily dose of internet can you still say keep saying safe and sanitized but like half the world got omicron i'm still saying it i'm still saying it so this video of this first video uh it's called whale tries to slap diver trust and i'm using it as proof for all of you people who are like whales are such innocent and gentle creatures okay guys if it hits the guy it's so easy to say it was an accident but if it tries to hit the guy you're like that [ __ ] looks intense that [ __ ] was on porpoise let's see playing playboy because it's a whale mm-hmm right right you want me to laugh is that what you were waiting for funny [Music] you don't like my portfolio didn't give you any indulgence that was pretty good hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet this person got a little too close to a whale and almost got slapped why okay so look i was really going for the like low knees angle but it looked like he generated some good torque you know what i'm saying like you don't always have to have good speed he looked like he was really yeah he was mad he was moseying with a purpose but the way he bounced back he's gonna he's gonna be bruised he's gonna hurt yeah but as long as you don't admit it in public you just knock the [ __ ] door down son huh he really had to follow through oh yeah this [ __ ] video gets us every time every [ __ ] time every time have you seen this whole compilation no we'll do it we'll do it one day and it's one of those things where like i have trauma when it comes to like watching people get hurt working out and stuff specifically are you just a scared little pansy specifically with what are they called that's what it is a barbell big booty [ __ ] what are we going for what are the things that he's lifting the bell yeah that thing the barbell that's what i just asked right okay so with people lifting barbells and then they like you know they lock up or they break their arms or they break their legs or they break their face yeah so anyway how many face breaks have you seen i don't think i've seen anything did you see the the pec tear yes you showed me that one and it was disgusting that is the one that should really traumatize you yeah peck tears and leg breaks yeah when i was born my mom bought two copies of the same stuffed animal okay this one she kept pristine in a cabinet and the other one dear god a massive volcano in the pacific ocean exploded and could be seen from space yes i heard about this sort of like my cousin gets off the bathroom they said it rang the atmosphere like a bell oh [ __ ] you got corona oh man no i don't know come on man you don't got thrown why one of my subscribers has a trebuchet in their backyard and wanted to share it with all i'm a wait why can't you say it like that it just flex on everybody right now you've been saying it wrong and i discovered it live i discovered it also he was flexing on all y'all who can't roll your r's are you looking at me roll your arms right now throw your arms right now one of my subscribers has a trebuchet in their backyard and wanted to share it with all of you three two one oh it's on fire tell me why i didn't consider what the fire was for that's cool it's a squirrel oh a bird somehow got on a plane that was going from the usa to europe this is how we oh poor baby this is how we deliver disease all across the world look at the small rats a bunch of deer came over and started licking this cat i like how the cat's just sitting there there were too many boys in the boys bathroom so the police had to come and kick them out wow [Music] wow how did you wow how did you fit what how did you fit so many that's a lot of people it just keeps going give me a kiss thank you baby okay it took me so long to process what i was looking at baby is so cute their baby little ass face [Music] that's the end of this video i really hope you enjoyed and i'll see you guys again very very soon later hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet a water pipe exploded underneath the ski lift and the people were stuck there for about a minute the good news is that nobody was seriously hurt what do you do where are the good news is that nobody was seriously hurt you seem like like [Laughter] i think it's too high to jump off ain't nothing too high to jump from it's too high to land you could jump i don't know what i would do jumping flip out the outside of your jacket like a parachute just just pray and it's from a water main right so is that clean water does it really matter at that point are you worried about how dirty this is i mean yeah if i'm getting sprayed with water versus that's what you're that's what you're going to think of as it's blasting you in the body maybe to these cool photos though like low-key it's probably going to take a photo it's probably really cool photos i guess yeah they've been after years god that's awful at least you don't know what they look like yeah i mean this is probably the most dramatic video you'll see today okay oh no i got split oh no help him go go go go go go go oh no is he gonna make it no go for the gap go for the gap yeah look at his okay these guys found some bugs that pop like popcorn i'm sorry but why what why why this [ __ ] video there's a tunnel i don't know how she managed to do it exclusively for tesla is to avoid traffic but the problem is that it still has traffic jams yeah because it's one thing down here with all of it there's a traffic chain oh you know what when it's busy with new people constantly it's not too bad all right oh my god terrifying they just stand around like why she's so upset recorded a video of someone playing tetris on the side of the building that's cool they're not playing that well do you want to hear something sad what what if it wasn't just like a studio let's go and i'll see you guys again very very soon your windows are blurry and you know i want to see like why are we playing right now why are you playing me that's so cute normally they're so scared right rottweiler said uh i'm fine i'm ready but i need to see this i got bad eyesight i might be color-blind but hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet this cop wanted him to come down so spider-man started breaking down [Music] why [Music] [Laughter] god damn it the way she gotta park the bike first before she goes and deals with him she's like i hate this part of my job oh my god yo breaking rules why would you let your child do this hi did you see that clip where they were like don't interrupt your kid when they're taking risk you know what i mean don't interrupt them what do you mean i'm not gonna ball out i don't i don't know if you got that bike you got that slide let's see what it do here i don't know if that's accurate i don't know these guys found a really bouncy glass bottle that's what i say this chipmunk just found out that he's famous i just wanted to tell you that you have over 6 000 followers what do you think okay this poor waiter had a bad day at work that was horrifying i know i was like what oh no oh oh oh it's okay this person shows what happens when you put a giant magnifying glass on a rock how the sunlight is focused to a point all the energy that hits this lens funnels into that spot so when i put a rock under it it's rather amazing you may see how the rock is being etched and then melts you can see the rock is molten and turns to obsidian that's oh good job get your ferret out of the grocery store i found a video of the final ketchup boss what how is he so good at this what huh dude and finishing in the middle such a pro move yes yeah that's really bold you notice he didn't drop anything without a single drop when people give me leftovers i go how did you get all this leftover in this bowl without spilling it right right uh-huh they're probably just right at the side yes definitely yeah yeah this man no no side no drip no wipes please listen to these rats eating raw pasta noodles no no i don't like that no her dog was refusing you know what uh people have been telling me some people have been saying that like when i click my nails they don't they don't like that sound and i never got it until just now yeah now you really understand i get it now i'm sorry i can't stop they just they click if i move my hand but the rat eating dry pasta that's really what made you understand yeah that sound is awful i got it now yeah that's the same sound yeah it liter literally is eating raw pasta noodles actually there's a little bit more high pitch [Applause] it's like asmr you're like real life her dog was refusing to come inside so she realized that if she pretends that she's dead her dog will come over yeah all right well y'all are bold as hell for just standing there that's the end of this video i really hope you enjoyed and i'll see you guys again very very soon later that was what that was kind of dope that was very enjoyable i had a great time i watched the video with the whale in it without having a breakdown you screamed okay but like immediately yeah but like you know it was better than normal didn't you scream at the start before it even moved because it was like it was zooming towards it didn't [Music] no that thing was [ __ ] booking it yeah i think you screamed before something happened i don't think i screamed i'm pretty sure i didn't scream okay if i did scream i'm going to edit it out so that doesn't even [ __ ] matter yeah man this is a good video uh i actually really enjoyed this one it wasn't as good as the one i did because i got a shrimp sneezing you did get a shrimp sneezing it's been a it's been a while since we watched daily dose and it's actually really nice to like get back to it you know it's like it's like a like a vacation i feel like it's like when you stop eating pizza like if you never stop eating pizza you're like yeah i could never stop doing this this is great but then when you stop and then you come back you go why did i ever stop doing this there's no literally no downside i think that's an excellent analogy yeah good job babe thank you well i hope you guys enjoyed the video don't forget to leave your reaction requests and recommendations down in the comments below and we'll judge you for it and other than that peace out hope biscuits it's skittlet you

Channel: SkittenSays

Views: 38,356

Keywords: Skitten, SkittenSays, SkittenLit, Hobiscuits, SkittenReacts, Chavezz, Chavezzslovakia, Weekly Twitter Advice, WTA, Black Girl Gaming, Black Girl Twitter, Black Girl Youtuber, Reaction Thursdays, Action Fridays, scp, scp reaction, skittenwife

Id: c4a-DE0nMQg

Length: 18min 3sec (1083 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 29 2022