A couple on a first date clash over astrology. | This Always Happens

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[Music] when's your birthday July 3rd your cancer so so I'm a Virgo cancer and Virgo or like what's wrong I just I just hate all that shit what shit all that astrology shit you hate astrology kid forget it I just I've never heard of someone like hating astrology before you're right I love astrology have you ever looked herself up yes and it was pretty accurate it's fucking cool right it's a parlor trick what do you mean it uses vague open-ended statements so when you have enough of them is true for basically every person on this planet mine wasn't fake no no it was actually like creepy how accurate it is does it tell you your blood type or a genetic disposition for dementia no right serving others physical fitness perfectionist hypochondriac I mean it is like it is me like all my friends okay I have this friend Natalie who like works with clay Jesus okay who cares it's not like I'm playing my life right doesn't no one cares that's the fucking problem no one cares about anything it's like like we discovered that the earth is round and it's like we've been on this slow steady descent back to that point ever since friends aired how can you believe in something that's so full of holes it's like have some fucking conviction pretty sure about all this huh I mean yes it's all bullshit basically yeah yeah how do you know I mean well there's science science hmm you're heard of that what is that whatever no no please hey guys no stop guys stop I this this guy he just told me about science have you heard of it yeah okay thanks guys yeah huh thanks no thank you science whatever think I'm pretty stupid huh what irrational I never said that come on any time have a little conviction all right look we're sort of drunk okay we're sort of getting to know each other I think this is a miscommunication touch me great I should have known what this all this shit what the fuck does that mean means I should have known that this would happen when I looked at your basic fucking profile like Oh our wine Pizza traveling PR you know normally I would swipe left on any of that shit but you're really hot so I thought maybe she's different this always fucking happens yes huh yeah if I had a dime for every time some idiot asked me what my goddamn star sign was I could fly the fuck out of your business class all right wait why shut up you know you really hurt my feelings just now which is weird because you don't know anything about me and I was having a good time with you I was astrology is fun you know it's just something to talk about it's a way in it's a way to get to know somebody who gives a shit if it's real people are real and when you hide behind an easy argument to make others feel small and make yourself look like an asshole you don't think I've had this argument before this exact argument I work in pharmaceutical PR okay I know what the fucking science is in fact I probably know the arguments against astrology better than you because I actually know what I'm talking about but I get it yeah I being certain makes you feel good about yourself certainty is fucking boring Anton I'm sorry that this always happens to you if you ask me that sounds like a personal problem yeah I like pizza wine traveling cuz those things are fucking awesome fuck yeah goddamn it Jill I just called you cars here what hey where are you going Jill come on 60-seconds okay come on what the to 5510 yes please what the fuck are you doing sixty Seconds okay I'm going home Anton alright so get the fuck out you cannot dump all that shit on me and then just walk away like I can do whatever I want sir if she wants you to get out of the car mind your own fucking business fuck ma'am I'm sorry what are you doing in time I'm I'm tired okay I'm done so just get out of the car you're right I'm right what you said about how I was using the argument arguing about astrology how I was trying to hurt you you're right it's like I'm in a thick fog or something like a drowning I'm gonna grab something like there's this thing that I know like I know I'm right and that's all that matters and it's like fuck everyone else because I'm not gonna drown I don't deserve that it's stupid it's so fucking stupid I mean I show up to meet some girl and it's just like every step of the way I just want to turn around just go home you know like fuck it fuck this all the others turned out to be a waste of time so why should she be any different but I show up say hello smile buy a drink try to make you laugh run down the checklist you know just kiss you doesn't matter it's just another girl just another magical night where anything's possible it's a lie because I'm terrified and I'm lonely and I'm angry it never works never fucking works it works for everyone else so why doesn't it work for me the best first date ever listen I'm sorry I'm sorry for what I said because you're right I don't know you I don't and I was horrible what you said to me that took a lot of courage and gave me a lot of courage so ready yeah a sparrow is fragile just way too [Music] stay until your [Music] take a chance [Music]

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Channel: Omeleto

Views: 502,170

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Keywords: this always happens, romance short film, omeleto

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Length: 14min 9sec (849 seconds)

Published: Thu May 03 2018

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