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but I've got clips from 90 day fiancé okay so this show first of all I got to tell you guys this show every episode is two hours long we just found out yesterday like this shit is so consumable we sat in bed the first episode we watched and we didn't even notice we thought it was 30 minutes it was just all the sudden it was like 1:30 a.m. we're like whoa how did that happen but yesterday we were watching an episode yeah and it's been forever and anything's like how long is this it feels like we've been sitting here for a while and we look and it's two hours I've been already watching for an hour and a half and we thought we were watching a 30-minute show and didn't even notice episodes do TLC is like Las Vegas like they hold you there you know in Vegas they like don't have lights or windows they like hold you hostage there and they kind of like hide the fact that you've been hostage in their network for two hours and even the commercials are interesting cuz they show their other weird shows that they have auntie lotsa NEBOSH yeah oh yeah I like little people giant people you're just laughing at all so you don't we didn't even skip the commercials we really watched the whole two hours right but um so 90-day fiance this show the whole premise is so insane and I and I said and I stressed that I didn't know how its legal because first as usually starts with them overseas well they have attorneys so it is legal whatever it is I don't know yeah they probably have some slick attorneys making sure that they're not getting deported but it starts overseas usually and then they're bringing them over on some kind of visa and they have 90 days to decide if they want to get married because they have to decide the visa expires in 90 days right so they have to decide am I going to marry you and emigrate or do I not like you and I'm leaving and the people well first of all the people that would subject themselves to this already fucked in the head right it's really weird I don't know they're apparently somehow in they met somehow that's how you usually start I mean like who know I mean first of all who would invite TLC chaos into their relationship during this difficult time it's insane okay first of all second of all the way they select couples is like incredible because they'll only they will specifically find the people that and you look at them and you say there is no way that person cares about the other person yeah cuz like my favorite couple is this guy David and Annie this guy David is a 45 year old he's overweight he's broke he has no prospect no prospects in life and the girl is like 24 24 something like that and like and this is the reoccurring message there's no way that this other person cares so it's like it's so mm it's so scant it's like so juicy I am only now realizing that I love reality television because at first you react and you're like oh this is garbage who watches the shit but when you put on TLC all the sudden you know like this I can't not turn off no yeah last night the episode that we watched which we're going to show some clips of you got really depressing I don't know that I can keep watching it I was going like actually nervous for them and you guys got to see this well for me I was like shit you thought you got marriage problems tried dating David Thai massage this blew me out of my chair I said when I saw this I turned to you and I says every moment of my life however difficult has been has been worth it to watch this one moment on TLC I've lived a full life I said after I saw this one clip and I was watching this live in the middle of a two-hour episode I was blown away so this guy David and this is his Thai fiance their move he's so broke he can't even afford to get his own place so they're mooching off his best friend in their house so in this clip his best friend it's like what are you gonna do for me that you guys are staying at our house and I'm telling you guys wow I have to leave my country I have to leave my family for I go to American story with nothing no money no job but I believe in David agnostic I believe in him so beautiful I love this tonight we're having drinks with Chris and Nikki before they head back to when any night get to America we will be living with Chris and Nikki it makes sense says I don't have a car I don't have an apartment I don't have a house I don't even have a US bank account that's your what what is he specify us because he lives in Thailand oh yeah at least he's charming young and handsome you still have our house ready for you are you excited about scary yeah we caught this very far from from my country and very different everything's to different different people Chris invited David and Annie to come live with us let's be clear this was not my idea I don't know and I tend to get excited and do things without technical consulting so did you have some rules that you wanted to talk about the only thing that I don't I don't care like that our house is your house right downstairs we'll share the kitchen yeah don't bathroom you get your own little space your when you give back you know back on your feet you know yes we get situated there and obviously I mean even as we've talked about I mean it's a short-term thing we have 90 days here you're family to us lying there the whole time this guy is so he's the most pathetic person I've ever seen and I'm not I don't show the clip were but he's so broke and he's begging and mooching from everyone and everyone's like to just get a job do anything and he's like it's just not that easy crazy by days we can get through 90 days this night back because just we got just a little bit I know when you're on your 90-day visa you know you're not allowed to work but we would like you to you know maybe volunteer to do some things like you know volunteer that I know I like Thai food I would love you love to cook okay it's a little tight I always like we'd like you to volunteer yeah to cook for us mm-hmm he's asking her to be a maid which is fine it's not I mean it's a little strange the way he puts it yeah but guys buckle up I like to get massages I like Thai massage so is that something that you would be cool to you know volunteer to give me a massage or something about the pool or a massage by the pool fuck this in is the one I just I stole I was hooked this was when I was hooked my listen when I gave up really I can't I got sick I'm so worried for her this guy's such a creep but he says it in front of his wife who by the way has like a trillion miles stare right now like look how dead in the face you look in front of his best friend and his wife can I get a Thai massage by the you volunteer for a massage how do you wrap your head around that the guys like creep I love how he's like your tie so Thai food and Thai massage hmm and a happy ending right happy ending by the pool oh that's how you do it in Thailand all right yeah look at his wife she's so checked out man oh so here it goes on there got the board he doesn't say anything he's like yeah baby come on like I said I'm not making you do anything I'm just saying it would be nice it goes on cuz they cut it short and I saw the whole episode he goes uh she actually said No thank God yes she said no but his friend was like oh well he told me that you give good massages that's why I asked like he his what's his fucking name of David put her put his friend up to asking her that's crazy mm-hmm is that good shit or what two hours two hours two hours holy shit man do you do you have any skepticism that it's real cuz like okay Dan I will I ask myself all the time yeah let me tell you this here right now I just don't accept that these people are good enough actors to pull it off have you worked like just doing sketch doing sketches for of it it's very even a normal person that's and that's been around performers in front of the camera it's very easy to tell when someone's acting yeah I don't think that these duck these are not even like also they actually they follow them for months like yeah like unfazed are those that couple that we made a video about you can still throw YouTube you have a YouTube channels I think if anything the producers probably you know instigate yeah the manipulate and manipulate situations but this is real as a heart attack dude this is real as a bowl of spicy carry my dog it gave me a heart attack this is real as a happy ending can you imagine when he starts saying we would like you to volunteer I thought maybe they have a charity that he wants her to come vote job [Laughter] he could just say maybe it'd be nice if you could just help around the house that's reasonable that would have been pretty normal he's like Clifton but he had to make it like Alec so your Thai cook Thai food and give me a fucking hand job every once in a while so amazing you guys here's another one so this is like half months later I guess his friend is kicking him out of the house because he's been freeloading there for so fucking long actually let me show the wedding dress one first this guy is such a catch so here they are shopping for a wedding dress okay they moved to the u.s. they're they're living with this friend please for love I've picked out of 20 hours there's a two-hour episode these wonderful moments for us all to share together okay yeah I'm good I find a dress I really like [Music] how much this is so you expect she's gonna say like two thousand three thousand right like and I obviously you know things were tight he can't afford that man right 318 we tak with everything 300 for a wedding of course with our budget what do you expect her to wear it's so cheap for $1 of course it's as cheap as you can find like I love doesn't come any cheaper I love that she's like okay how much 300 you cannot dress yourself for less money for a wedding and that pause baby you know our budgets $20 is amazing maybe I told you go to the thrift store dollar she calls them from the thrift store I found when I like it's 50 bucks baby come on you're killing me amazing but it gets better it gets better so anyway let me fast-forward okay when they're buying it so they go to buy this $300 dress babe that's way out of their budget [Music] yep it's a foreign card and we can tell the judge that the friend has to pay for it what do you do she's probably so sick of paying for their shit but what do you I mean this is you cannot have a more awkward I'm so embarrassed I'm gonna put the drinks it's pretty Ike's 3d Ikes he later on visits with his sister after being on the verge of being kicked out thank you and he haven't been here in 13 years actually spent a long time does she like him was away so you've been here for a few months now yeah how do you like being here so stuffs hard there complain only on top of that now I have to pay right for the firehouse which I was not expecting thousand dollars a month how are you paying all this off I am Nance I asked myself this every day I'm tremendously worried for both of you what's the solution dude there's nothing saved he's got an idea what are you gonna do well that's maybe why I can ask you oh no Jesus mm-hmm I came all the way down here for you to ask me for money you hear that for ever you are in life whatever's going on man feel good your whatever is going on you've got to be in a better position than this guy that's true that's true fuck I love them so there you go 90 so TLC is in summary the greatest place for entertainment on television today they have the most creative and adventure I'd like to know I'd like to be a fly on the wall during the TLC executive like office who green lights and red lights shows you know what I mean because they have the weirdest shit all their shows are about dwarfs or Giants or I know what could be too weird for them nothing's too weird but like I wonder what it is he's red lighting you know what I mean that's a good reality I want to know I want a reality show about the TLC executive who green lights shows the TLC executive today starring the TLC executive women who are attracted to horses I married a mayor tonight on TLC Little People gravediggers it's about people that make little people coffins not that when they gotta be in love with the car I don't know how to pitch something to her and love with the coffin people little people that like having sex and little people coffins big wife little man it's about women that are over seven feet tall with men under five feet tall pretty clear and they use their head as a they had a show called me giant why my giant wife dude TLC is you need to be watching TLC all day of the week [Music]

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Channel: H3 Podcast Highlights

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Length: 18min 37sec (1117 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 21 2018

Reddit Comments

wow they are so far behind in seasons lol. also the podcast makes me sad. it's like half his 'classic' video format but just so more casual, it just doesn't grab me the same way. still nice to see ethan talk 90 day.

👍︎︎ 10 👤︎︎ u/alexbrobrafeld 📅︎︎ Oct 21 2018 🗫︎ replies

They would have been a great 90-day the other way couple, I love their story (TL;DR - Met in Israel while he was visiting the holocaust museum Hila was working st as part of her mandatory military service. He ended up moving there because she shouldn’t get a visa and they got married and moved back to America after I think 3-5 years?)

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Oct 21 2018 🗫︎ replies

I was thinking about these two today and wondering if they are still living in the storage unit. Anybody know?

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/FutureNurse1 📅︎︎ Oct 21 2018 🗫︎ replies