8 Out of 10 Cats - Series 19 Episode 05 | S19 E05 - Full Episode | 8 Out of 10 Cats

[Music] tonight on eight out of 10 cats blame it on the booty it's prank Rebel horwood letting the cat out of the bag it's c Ryan and their team captain Ashling B and facing them tonight she's the one that we want it's Alex Jones the d man it's Jane Baptist and their team captain Rob Bez now welcome your host Jimmy K hello and welcome to 8 out of 10 can to show about opinion poll surveys and statistics did you know for example 26% of new moms worry about their social life changing so you lose the chance to hang out with the girls drink prco and have a good old gossip but on the other hand you've got sick down your top your house stinks of baby [ __ ] and your boobs aake so swings them roundabouts 10,000 Birds die each year crashing in Windows hey birds get with it maybe it's time you got on Mac that is a silly joke and 177% of women want a partner who likes their cooking better than their moms I'll admit my girlfriend's cooking is much better than my mom's but when it comes to [ __ ] right let's get [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] started what are you talking about that's the name of our first round tonight it's our panelist job to get the British Public's top three most talked about TV shows of the last year Ashley what do you think the nation should be talking about TV wise I'd say a small idea is probably strickly come dancing it has been a very good year for strickly hasn't it it's been an amazing year some really fantastically brilliant celebrities and some awesome judging yes oh it's main the judging I was thinking of I had noticed the dancers I think strickly is being held back by its tired themes no offense but like we've seen Halloween test daily never commits fully I think it could go political like what about Black History Month yes and you'd have a really hard time being caddy about Melvin Odom's Passad with the weight of white guilt on your shoulders you're probably right actually you're probably 10 million viewers strictly I just think that's because the people that watch it are so old they can't work out Sky Plus Alex now you were on of course you did very well didn't you well I wouldn't go that I mean Craig C he's laughing what did you think I mean I was car crash as he calls it no no no I thought you were wonderful absolutely stop lying Craig how how bad were you where did you come oh terrible I mean the rumber was the worst three minutes of my life you would do it well would you oh yeah mate yeah I've got a you know I've got a long life ahead in a big mortgage I'll do the jungle Big Brother I'll do celebrity fishing chip shop I don't what I'll do is this is what I'll do and I don't know if you get annoyed or you find it funny but I'll just do all the training all week all the videos of like we're learning this new Passad whatever oh good yeah there's one of them one of them what Rumble and all that I'll pretend doing all the rumber and all that and then get to it and then goes dance just did the Running Man for three minutes just don't break eye contact with all the judges like bang bang bang bang bang amazing well uh Catherine would you do it no come on you're a brilliant dancer you're so good at danc you know what I have a problem with here's my problem I grew up H with was my mother and myself and my sister and she taught us to kind of ballroom dance but I got the man's part and so now every time I try to dance with someone especially if it's a man he's trying to lead and I'm trying to lead back and it's like the ters are trying to move a difficult wardrobe seriously I am like Catherine brilliant I think we're both brilliant dancers we both been to the club together I've been the club club dancing is different from like the do you think you could do see that's the problem I wouldn't be able to leave the club at home you'd be like oh darling too much to Club I just think I also wouldn't want to do with anyone else i' want to get rid of the partner and be like like just give it a this guy unless we did it together you're trained as the man yes I can do the man B watch this oh [ __ ] oh great you dance right I mean you're a dancer dancer I used to but you get frustrated that you can you can never do the show you can never go that [ __ ] I'll show you how this is done I would never do this show for love Norm as a celebrity the what was your speciality dance what was your like top dance well tapping Jazz contemporary but there's none of that on Strictly there Charleston that was my contemporary effort darling that's feel like Lady Gaga what's the difference between like contemporary and mine well one darling is set to music ah I'm sorry I'm got to get myself out of here went backwards on the road didn't you have to do that did you have to do those things in drama school that's why she's so good at it yes I did used to have to do loads of mime like this was when you were wanking off the mime teacher let's have a look and see if strictly's up [Music] there yes it's Strictly Come Dancing Ed Balls is the latest in a long line of Comedy bookings for strictly that have included Anne whittam John sergeant and Russell Grant well they call them comedy bookings viewers know them as the fat [ __ ] ones strictly judged Darcy Buel is Britain's Best Loved ballet dancer while I say that she's our only ballet dancer that's like saying Steven Hawkin is the nation's favorite wheelchair bound cosmologist it's weird he's not done the show um he's been on a strictly Cruise he's mad keen on Strictly yeah he absolutely loves it well he does love the Stars a fun um okay uh Rob what other TV shows are people been talking about over the past year bof big one coming to channel four massive yes I do like it I prefer Master shf you get starters don't you yeah I was thinking I bet poor Hollywood's leing do was quiet call it leing do more Netflix and chill no one has ever had an apt name as Paul Hollywood since Joey Essex he is a dirty sellout just to go off to channel 4 an incredible Network on which I have a new show coming out soon and I can't wait for all the money you should be the new host Jimmy on Channel 4 someone I I saw the paper the other day I was 10 to one to be the new host of that of B when you're hosting Bake Off on bread week we can just hide all the dough [Music] you're 66 to one who I am yeah you are and Alex you're 33 to one to be the new host about me yeah uh their numbers don't go that high I can do it no but it's easy it look at the size of your mouth the cakes are just be gone I can eat them and then respond quick I be like bang and then do you oh look this cake looks like a Fring [ __ ] whatever they they say and would you would you you'd be good on that I'd be [ __ ] what you're on bake off I mean I was bad enough on dancing youing no I've only made one cake before was it it was banana and it tasted of tuna it tasted of tuna what did you make it with did you mainly tuna we didn't have any bananas we didn't have any bananas so I make do I made tuna it's just as good could you could you be a I mean you're a judge now on stly could you be a judge on Bake Off what do you think I would love it yes cuz I like my food do do you bake yourself uh I'm not very good Baker I'm more a Savory boy they sound like a stripper crew the Savory boys Dane what do you make a bake off I like it but I don't watch it that much because I find the rules don't really make sense to far ingredients how come well how come tomatoes are fruits but they're in salads but never in fruit salads but then carrot goes in cake but if you put rubub on a pizza you're crazy and you're thinking you're crazy Dane but how come cheese could go on pizza and is a type of cake literally nothing I disagree with that 100% right I mean call me conservative but I just feel if you squeeze a fruit and Juice doesn't come out shouldn't be in a pie except maybe the exception of cherry what happens when you squeeze a cherry then just goes into like Pulp doesn't it really yeah more of a puree or a conserve you know sometimes it's interesting though D because sometimes people come in the show and they've got very strong views and it might be about brexit or Trump or something no one ever comes with very strong fruit based no no I totally agree while we're at it get pineapples off Pizza yeah totally agree thank you all right there's nothing wrong with pineapple on a p there is a lot wrong it's not right it's not it's not in the right habitat like habitat habitat why are you not presenting planet Earth 2 tell me Jimmy well let's have a look and see if bake off's up there of course he is most talked about TV show yes the Great British Bake Off many people ask what's the secret of 81-year-old Mary bues longevity well she spends every day standing next to a hot oven where Winter simply can't get her okay think with our buzzers what else do you think people be talking about t what do you think love Island love Island oh we love love Island um love Island it's if you haven't seen it it's basically like um musical chairs but the men are the chairs and the women try and sit it was an amazing show it's about love and friendship mhm what do you like about it um I I feel like I mean it's heart-wrenching I really uh want everyone to be happy but I also really want to watch them have sex and they don't let me down Jimmy there was one bad part about it that one of the contestants was Miss Great Britain she basically had a night in the office let's say and she did a little bit of something something downstairs to one of the Fells so this is Miss GB Z Miss Great Britain took her crown offer and said oh no that's not the sort of behavior we like I mean I mean don't you dare sexualize yourself we'll do that for you now back in your bikinis why we judge you all in your tits and our sizes I mean there's two PE two there's two groups of people I feel sorry for out of all this people that own the Villa that let them rent it they're coming I'm oh Julie there spaff on the Sky Box imagine if someone actually went on there looking for love all they're just doing is just shagging like it's some K got want to go Cinema or something Alex have you have you seen love Island on the S but I found it compelling and I thought there were some stories in there there were true love yeah there was a there was a lot of grit in there if you looked for it well I suppose if you do it on the beach I mean it made me feel quite at home because it's very similar to a night out in Swansea so they're so tanned though aren't they like mahoganies I watching an advert for oak Furniture Land it's just like a wardrobe shagging a table great have you seen love iseland who wants to see all that filth darling on our key VC all those men with Rippling muscles sixpacks biceps Del toys you could have just said yes yes you do watch it I flick through it occasionally I bet you I've never watched the whole episode no you normally finished by the first out I can tell you love island is not one of the most talked about TV shows of the last year but if you've never seen love Island the concept is very simple 25 people enter a villa and then each other yes contestants are sure to find love on love Island if what they mean by love is a strange burning sensation in their genitals welcome back to a 10 cats where we're still trying I guess the most talked about TV shows of 2016 okay fingers on buzzers Rob um Robot Wars robot wars is back after 14 years it's back on our screens yeah well had to wait didn't I think um sir killer lot was getting done for you tree that's to wait over the names are weird is it it's like cill L like dead metal matild Matilda it's ridic a girl one now it's such a weird name is it like it's like introducing like people to your grandparents go why George Gladis Winn frit and Captain fock I mean they're playing fast and loose with the term robots it's just two Hoovers banging into each other I think it's robot wars is good I think Isis that's the kind of War Isis would like to be in robot wars they love it backstage 70 oiled up [Laughter] virgins Dane would you go on it as a cont would you genely would you find an interesting thing to do I would I would do it I'm I'm half nerd are you half nerd yeah my dad was glasses so I don't think I don't think that makes you half a enough I'm not going to sit here and have you challenge my ethnicity Jimmy car half nerd my Dad wears glasses and I've got like two cousins that play chess Alex have you ever seen an episode of Rob I've seen one what yeah that's enough that's enough to be honest I mean I'm not safe with Alan mower let alone turn it into a robot I just I I like the people on it I think you know good for them but it's not it it's not for me it's the dullest thing I think I've ever seen in my life watching strictly everywh what type of shows do you watch what type of shows do you watch like all dance based ones like do you like kids Street dancing clips on YouTube no not all dancing just proper basically basically what you're saying is I tell you what I like the show I'm on I can tell you robot wars is not one of the most talked about TV shows of the last yeah I like robot wars but when I think of a killer robot I imagine the Terminator not a meat tenderizer welded to a neutral bullet stuck on a skateboard okay fingers on buzzers what other the TV shows have you been talking about what do you think oh Game of Thrones Game of Thrones are you loving it I like Game of Thrones it's good is it I like Game of Thrones do Alex you watch it I've watched three and but only halfway through because I keep going to sleep I Love Game of Thrones because I feel it's especially important as an immigrant to learn about British history well it is it's kind of based on the War of the Roses though right and Hadrian's Wall and the whole thing it's got just and the same thing you know people from the South don't like people from the north that's essentially what we pies we love pies you Southern bastards he D but telling me that's I think you've nailed you've nailed Northerners I don't think you quite captured people from the South let me get it again I love pies I shove your pies up yeah how you know they no we won't we'll eat them we used to work in mines that's where pies were invented to eat the meat out throw away the pie b or will no no no no sou no think about Rob think about Rob why now yeah well we were using all your coal to fuel the fires and the markets yeah leg of British culture yeah the the thing about of phones I don't get is that everything else is supposed to be kind of accurate and kind of quaza medieval but all of the concubines have perfect no armpit hair completely shave vaginas which doesn't make any sense because winter is coming so what's a what's a concubine you've heard the word concubine before right no I've heard porcupine it's sort of the same thing but the prick goes the other way yeah let's uh okay let's have a look and see if Game of Thrones is up there yes Game of Thrones Game of Thrones of course has a very broad appeal it doesn't matter if you enjoy seeing a dragon lady with a boobs out in a tent a witch with a Boobs Out near a bonfire or an evil queen with a boobs out in a castle there's something for everyone so those were the most talked about TV shows of the last year but in other TV news Richard Jones won Britain's Got Talent in May becoming the first magician to be crowned champion and he lived up to his promise since then he's completely disappeared the jump was back for a third series with so many injuries it's easier to think of the jump as the Christmas special of 24 hours in A&E and Casualty celebrated its 30th Anniversary I can't have been the only one who got worried when I saw them going up that wobbly stepladder to hang the bunting but at the end of all that Rob Alex and danne have two points ashleen Craig and Katherine have one point welcome back to a 10 cats our next round is fig of the polls Rob Alex St what do you like the look of um the big nose looks fun okay most people would lie to avoid offending a friend true or false true I think it's true I had a friend once that had real bad body odor and uh didn't know how to tell them just suggested you know string vests still haven't told them so if you're watching you stink bro you know who you are um cathine you have aign to save someone's feelings I mean I would lie to hurt feelings that is a little bit too much honesty but I I appreciate it earlier on I was like I'm I'm going through a difficult stage growing out my Fringe but you said it looked fine but I do feel like I might look like a Victorian boy is there or Jimmy you've got literally the same haircut as me oh my god do I look like a female Jimmy no not a female one no [Laughter] the best lying skill that I've ever come up with is to pretend to know something to make the other person confess that's a great trick and they always do men are so stupid you'll just be like I know that you slept with Lindsay when you were in Portland she called me she told me everything she sent me the pictures that you texted her of your dick and he'll be like it's true I really did I don't know Lindsay got him I'm not kidding like do it and they will always cave I'm afraid we have to cut that from the show because of uh boy code um I'm sorry I'm sorry but we can't let that go out because you know Bros exactly I'm sorry I'm I wish we could have you got Lindsay's number okay so what's the worst lie we've all told what's the worst lie you've told Dane uh I lied about my a level results we're gone on no no no no only on a CV oh yeah we've all lied on a CV that is like your Bas standard like how many people here really know to use Microsoft Access there you go um have you told any any whopping lies I um got out of work on Christmas Eve by telling her my nan died a three years running now to be fair though my nana had died it was 8 years earlier but I thought like you know cash it in it's like an inheritance if you think about it that's all I was get um Alex any any any big lies and probably the last one is about spatial awareness go on I just said that I didn't have any um when I was trying to pass my bus driving test are you you know you're doing great on the one show I think they'll keep you on it's nice to have a backup plan but what are you doing um so we were doing a bus driving test and I the reverse was all going peir shape um so I said I've got this thing where I've got no special awareness so so sorry you're saying I should pass the test because you can't discriminate cuz I've got no special awareness I could go forward fine but I just couldn't reverse I feel like everyone's skimming over the fact that you said when I was doing my bus driving why I can drive a bendy bus a double decker bus any bus it was like a challenge for children in e but I can take you all home if you're stuck oh did they pass you after you said you had no spal awareness yeah I feel like if I was getting a bus that would be a big thing for me yeah you wouldn't get on a plane any like ladies and gentlemen just relax yourselves now I am visually impaired however we yeah but you would actually have children in need on your [Laughter] bu um okay so most people would like to avoid offending a friend true or false what are you going to go with I think that's true everyone does it they you think true okay what what do what do you think over here well go FSE yeah I think we're go false because I've lied about the size of my manhood i' told actually going CRA actually no I've actually told people that it's really small so they'll go away oh right yeah it is dragon on the carpet there how can you lie in Tights I do drag darling I can strap it between my legs very soon like a m rat borrowing home what do you think and we are going to I think we're going to go a Craig and false okay well I can tell you the answer is in fact true 70% of people would lie to avoid offending a TR sand I think Honesty is the best policy so if you're watching Steve I'm [ __ ] your mom so at the end of that round it's three points for Rob's team and one point for ashling's team so the winner is is the name of our final round here's your question best way to put the spark back into a relationship what do you think role play she rolls over and I'll play myself Dan what do you think best way to put a spark into a relationship think kidnapping let me finish let me finish okay we all remember the film taken okay Liam N is a strange from his wife she's found a new man he's got money okay can provide a future for the daughter then she goes missing he has a certain set of skills brings the daughter back wife falls back in love with him how do you match up against that you know I've got money but did you rescue our daughter from sex traffickers no I'm not in a mood I've got a headache Alex what what what do you think what's the best way to put the spark back into a relationship I think there are two options okay alcohol perfect easy or a life and death situation sometimes you can combine the two you're doing enough yab bombs in one night or you you're having a picnic on a very high cliff hold on back in love what do you think Ashley if you if you had to put the spark back into a relationship why bother with Sparks why not go f fire set yourself on fire then he'll notice me um Craig I'd say have an affair you know the breakup sex is brilliant and then coming back to one another is brilliant you really are the voice of strictly have an affair everyone they all takeing that advis him see I would never do strictly if I wanted to cheat on my husband I would just do it and Skip all the dance rehearsals it's such a convenient excuse isn't it like oh I was cursed I didn't know what I was doing I I walked under a ladder and fell onto his [ __ ] I didn't know what had happened have you have you had relationships that needed a little bit of a spark and what did you do absolutely my boyfriend's so cute but it's kind of nerdy he like uh wears a mouth guard every night to bed and he sweats a lot so I just like imagine he's a boxer H he has like little night terrors I'm like fight him baby so cute I tell you what doesn't put a spot back into relationship if you've got kids is when um the baby's crying and you go oh have you tried giving it some milk don't tell me this and she goes oh yeah I'll just sitting with a baby I'm not [ __ ] feeding for 3 hours oh yeah I didn't think to give it milk did I I was sit looking and crying at me your M sounds Charming oh Rob Zone did you meet your wife in prison sitting here with a baby not feeding it right this little V's had nothing three days okay best way to put a spark back in a relationship what do you think toys or sex sex toys um number 10 is swinging oh no but just got into the parks nice is it yeah date night date date nights number two it's it's it's more than a date night a weekend away that's the right answer yeah yes the best way to put a smart back into a relationship is a weekend away I tried to be romantic by taking my girlfriend to a spa but apparently she wasn't impressed and it's not even a decent Supermarket well that sound tells me it's the end of the round and the end of the show which means the final scores are ashleen Craig and C have one point but tonight's winners Rob Alex and danne with four points thanks to all our panelists for our wonderful studio audience and all of you for watching at home that's it from us good night [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

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Id: Z875XQSVfEw

Length: 28min 42sec (1722 seconds)

Published: Mon May 27 2024