6 Villains Who Saved the World By Accident

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villains come in all shapes and sizes <font color="#CCCCCC">usually</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> quite large but if they have one</font> thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> in common</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's a shared ambition</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">not to accidentally help the good guys</font> save the<font color="#CCCCCC"> world and yet it happens more</font> often than these<font color="#E5E5E5"> so-called bad guys</font> would care<font color="#CCCCCC"> to admit just think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of the</font> occasions on<font color="#CCCCCC"> which these antagonists</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">save the day with embarrassing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">self-sabotage who are spoilers for these</font> games which you may or<font color="#CCCCCC"> may not know the</font> ending<font color="#E5E5E5"> of already and if you don't know</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> ending of Lord of the Rings</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">watch the movies I will see you back</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">here</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nine and a half hours Batman's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">collection of villains is a real mixed</font> bag<font color="#CCCCCC"> for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> every Joker there's an iron hat</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Ferriss for every penguin a crazy quilt</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">for every Catwoman a Riddler</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh come at</font> me Riddler fans<font color="#CCCCCC"> here I've</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got a riddle</font> for<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what's green and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> covering</font> question<font color="#E5E5E5"> marks and sucks answers in the</font> comments below<font color="#E5E5E5"> the answer is the Riddler</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the rogues gallery is especially hit and</font> miss in<font color="#CCCCCC"> Batman</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Arkham origins a game in</font> which Gotham's most triangular billionaire<font color="#E5E5E5"> is being hunted by eight</font> assassins all out to win<font color="#CCCCCC"> a fifty million</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">dollar bounty</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> placed on his head</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> by</font> unhinged baddie black mask<font color="#CCCCCC"> I mean there</font> are<font color="#E5E5E5"> eight of them they can't all be</font> winners<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's how we end up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Lester</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Burtynsky aka the electrocutioner</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> super villain<font color="#E5E5E5"> whose chief power appears</font> to be<font color="#E5E5E5"> that he owns a car battery and</font> some jumper cables<font color="#CCCCCC"> street turf named</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">baluster but schinsky</font> caused himself<font color="#E5E5E5"> electrocutioner shocking</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">sure he's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sown those cables into gloves</font> meaning he can<font color="#E5E5E5"> do electric punches but</font> come on<font color="#CCCCCC"> guy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> going to do you</font> much<font color="#CCCCCC"> good in a fight</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> against Batman I</font> guess we'll just<font color="#E5E5E5"> have to let him find</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> himself</font> told you<font color="#E5E5E5"> also</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the electromagnetic signal</font> in his gloves is what allows Batman to track the villains to their hideout there<font color="#CCCCCC"> I just need to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> track the signal to</font> his location nice one<font color="#CCCCCC"> Lester oh well at least</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I guess</font> he'll know<font color="#CCCCCC"> better in future</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> forget I said anything</font> still electrocution<font color="#CCCCCC"> has lost is Batman's</font> game because the mysterious vigilante with Bruce Wayne's exact chin<font color="#CCCCCC"> is able to</font> take these shot gloves<font color="#E5E5E5"> from Lester's</font> corpse and repurpose them for<font color="#E5E5E5"> his</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> own</font> use<font color="#E5E5E5"> giving him much more powerful</font> attacks<font color="#E5E5E5"> and crucially allowing him to</font> thwart<font color="#E5E5E5"> his arch nemesis</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the Joker in the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">finale of the game in the climax of</font> Arkham origins the Joker seeks to break Batman's<font color="#CCCCCC"> Cardinal no killing rule</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> by</font> offering him a choice kill Bane or allow Bane's heartbeat<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> charge an electric<font color="#E5E5E5"> chair which would</font> kill<font color="#E5E5E5"> the Joker kill</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> baby no won't kill</font> him<font color="#CCCCCC"> but you will you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> will find me with</font> all<font color="#CCCCCC"> your resolve or you will die</font> someone is going to<font color="#E5E5E5"> die thanks to the</font> electrocutioner there is instead<font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> peaceful Third Way<font color="#E5E5E5"> where Batman opts to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">beat</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Bane until his</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> heart stops waits</font> for the Joker to leave and then uses the shot gloves as a makeshift defibrillator to restart Bane's<font color="#E5E5E5"> hearts come on and</font> then beats him some more<font color="#CCCCCC"> Hey that is</font> peaceful for Batman he also pulls the <font color="#E5E5E5">same trick on Alfred in another point in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the game basically if it wasn't for old</font> Lester things<font color="#CCCCCC"> would be a lot</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> worse</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Gotham's hunkiest goth so thanks Lester</font> Lester man you are<font color="#E5E5E5"> not helping yourself</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">here Lester Sheppard did everything</font> right<font color="#CCCCCC"> more than we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> could have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hoped for</font> saving the Citadel but leaving the council<font color="#E5E5E5"> to die humanity's place in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> galaxy<font color="#CCCCCC"> is stronger</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> than ever and still</font> it's not<font color="#CCCCCC"> enough it must affect the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">greatest threat to life the galaxy and</font> everything is an ancient<font color="#CCCCCC"> race of</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">synthetic organic spaceships</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> called the</font> Reapers these squid looking space monsters<font color="#E5E5E5"> rock</font> up every 50,000 years and harvest all <font color="#CCCCCC">the intelligent life in the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Milky Way</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">leaving nothing but rocks and kids</font> eating Tide Pods<font color="#CCCCCC"> the bad news for the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Reapers is that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> despite being</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> incredibly</font> advanced they utterly fail at the end of Mass Effect<font color="#CCCCCC"> 1 to kill the single human</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">being who stands a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> chance at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ending</font> their reign<font color="#E5E5E5"> of cyclical terror</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> shepherds</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">as if you didn't know the good news for</font> the Reapers is that no one<font color="#E5E5E5"> really</font> believes<font color="#CCCCCC"> Shepherd when she bangs on</font> about some advanced<font color="#CCCCCC"> ancient race coming</font> to end all life<font color="#E5E5E5"> as</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we know it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but</font> they're<font color="#E5E5E5"> sending her to fight death death</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">we both know they're not the real threat</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the Reapers are still out there</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they're</font> all like<font color="#CCCCCC"> Shepherd that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sounds way too</font> scary and<font color="#E5E5E5"> expensive to be a serious</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">problem so</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no you can't have the</font> resources and multilateral commitment required to fight the Reapers instead how about<font color="#E5E5E5"> now you I don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> go on</font> patrol<font color="#CCCCCC"> for death those things are so</font> annoying<font color="#CCCCCC"> it seems like a worthwhile use</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">of your time</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we're wasting our time for</font> days searching<font color="#E5E5E5"> up and down this sector</font> and<font color="#CCCCCC"> we haven't found any sign of Geth</font> activity in yet more good<font color="#E5E5E5"> news for the</font> Reapers while<font color="#CCCCCC"> Shepard is on one of these</font> BS patrols<font color="#E5E5E5"> she encounters yet another</font> ominously named race of cybernetic bodies known as the collectors <font color="#CCCCCC">- these guys have a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lot more luck at</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">blowing up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Shepard</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ship and killing her</font> in that<font color="#E5E5E5"> they do both of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> those</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> things</font> which sounds<font color="#E5E5E5"> like a slam dunk for the</font> collectors except by<font color="#E5E5E5"> striking her down</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">they make her more powerful than they</font> can<font color="#E5E5E5"> possibly</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> imagine and not because she</font> comes<font color="#E5E5E5"> back as a lame force ghost</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font> because she's resurrected by the ludicrously well-funded paramilitary group Cerberus which is kind of what we were hoping<font color="#CCCCCC"> you meant when you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> use that</font> phrase<font color="#E5E5E5"> so everyone not to criticize</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's</font> only with<font color="#E5E5E5"> the patronage of Cerberus that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Shepard receives the new ship new crew</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and new firepower and basically all the</font> investment she needs to properly<font color="#E5E5E5"> go deal</font> with this<font color="#E5E5E5"> galactic menace</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't trust</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">anyone who makes more than I do but they</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">aren't all bad</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> saved your life let me</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fly</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and there's this</font> which means it's all<font color="#CCCCCC"> thanks to the</font> accidental intervention of<font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> collectors that<font color="#E5E5E5"> the Reapers are</font> eventually foiled and the galaxy <font color="#E5E5E5">eventually saved in Mass Effect</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 3</font> the irony is sweetened by the fact<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> it turns out the collectors are<font color="#E5E5E5"> a race</font> of<font color="#E5E5E5"> subservient cybernetic jerks created</font> by the Reapers<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> do their dirty work</font> it's like<font color="#E5E5E5"> inventing a Roomba that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Hoover's up all your heart medicine</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font> damn Roomba <font color="#CCCCCC">Oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your heart</font> [Music] [Music] nice place you got<font color="#CCCCCC"> here given that</font> pharmaceutical chief execs<font color="#CCCCCC"> au yeung rue</font> is a key member<font color="#E5E5E5"> of the Illuminati you</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> thought you should have all this</font> figured<font color="#E5E5E5"> out way</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ahead of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> time</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the whole</font> point of the Illuminati is that they quietly manipulate the<font color="#E5E5E5"> world from the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">shadows with a clandestine plan that is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">as inscrutable</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> as it is devious</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> surely</font> you can protect<font color="#E5E5E5"> me surely</font> never but there's one<font color="#CCCCCC"> crucial variable</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">zelf failed to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> account for when trying</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to execute the Illuminati's mysterious</font> bidding<font color="#E5E5E5"> and no this time it wasn't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">internet conspiracy theorists but you</font> guys do good work<font color="#E5E5E5"> the variables out</font> didn't consider was<font color="#CCCCCC"> that when she</font> ordered<font color="#E5E5E5"> bell tower her private army to</font> attack<font color="#CCCCCC"> Seraph industries at the</font> beginning of<font color="#E5E5E5"> the game</font> she<font color="#CCCCCC"> only near fatally</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> injure</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> serifs</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">grumpy gravel-voiced head of security</font> Adam Jensen I'd say they don't pay him enough but that trench coat<font color="#CCCCCC"> actually looks pretty</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">expensive</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> crucially if Zhou had never</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">ordered the hit on serif industries in</font> an attempt to sabotage technology that removes<font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> need for augmented humans</font> taken anti-rejection<font color="#E5E5E5"> drug</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Adam would</font> have<font color="#E5E5E5"> remained a boring old</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> unab mented</font> human having famously never asked<font color="#CCCCCC"> for</font> this<font color="#CCCCCC"> I never asked for this instead</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">became a sort of Bionic Superman with a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">massive chip on his shoulder</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and nano</font> ceramic blades in his forearms<font color="#CCCCCC"> who would</font> systematically<font color="#CCCCCC"> take down the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Illuminati's agents culminating in a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">final boss battle that ends with Zhou</font> overloading herself<font color="#E5E5E5"> and turning into a</font> tiny mound of smoking ash I'm gonna go ahead and<font color="#E5E5E5"> assume</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not how she saw</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">things panning out so by the end</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Adam</font> has revealed the truth about the Illuminati<font color="#E5E5E5"> to the world saving the</font> global population from<font color="#E5E5E5"> being manipulated</font> by<font color="#E5E5E5"> shadowy elites completely foiling</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Zales plan and dealing a fatal</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> blow to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this secret society</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> technology</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> offers</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">strength</font> strength enables dominance<font color="#E5E5E5"> and dominance</font> paves the way for abuse<font color="#CCCCCC"> I mean unless</font> you chose the ending that left the <font color="#CCCCCC">illuminati intact</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and preserve their</font> secret control<font color="#E5E5E5"> of the world</font> absolute<font color="#E5E5E5"> freedom is no better than chaos</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">society needs laws and regulations</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> protect<font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in which case</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you're now</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">watching the five villains who saved the</font> world<font color="#CCCCCC"> by accident being a dragon</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is a</font> really sweet<font color="#E5E5E5"> gig</font> you can fly<font color="#E5E5E5"> breathe fire and when you</font> speak<font color="#E5E5E5"> you sound like Morgan Freeman</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">a hundred</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gand elves had a baby with</font> amazing gravitas I knew where<font color="#CCCCCC"> he would</font> emerge but you can make a fortune<font color="#E5E5E5"> doing movie</font> trailers<font color="#E5E5E5"> now if I were a dragon</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> probably<font color="#E5E5E5"> not want to rock</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the boat and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> spend my time doing cool dragon</font> stuff like swooping majestically through <font color="#E5E5E5">the sky flame-broiling cattle and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">chillin on mountaintops</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Skyrim</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">baddie Alduin though</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this ancient dragon</font> is hell-bent<font color="#E5E5E5"> on dominating the world and</font> enslaving everyone<font color="#E5E5E5"> even after</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> having</font> been chucked around magically through time with an<font color="#E5E5E5"> elder scroll which let me</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">tell you is no picnic</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what's that Mike</font> what<font color="#CCCCCC"> did I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tell you about messing with</font> that<font color="#CCCCCC"> elder scroll put it back</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> anyway</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> can totally<font color="#CCCCCC"> see why Altran wants to</font> dominate<font color="#E5E5E5"> the planets I mean he's a</font> dragon<font color="#CCCCCC"> and not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just any dragon</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">strongest most powerful dragon who has</font> ever lived<font color="#CCCCCC"> who's gonna stop him</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">white you'd have to be some kind of</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">dragon born a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> warrior with the body of a</font> mortal<font color="#E5E5E5"> and the soul of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a dragon and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> mean you're<font color="#CCCCCC"> not just gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> stumble</font> across one<font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> those are you unless</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Alduin there must be a dragon shout</font> appropriate for this moment yes turns out there is a dragon born in the land<font color="#E5E5E5"> of Skyrim and that dragon born</font> is a<font color="#E5E5E5"> level</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one scrub who doesn't even</font> know<font color="#E5E5E5"> they're a dragon board and better</font> yet is on their way to be executed<font color="#E5E5E5"> for I</font> don't know attacking chickens probably if<font color="#E5E5E5"> Alduin had any chill whatsoever the</font> only person<font color="#E5E5E5"> capable of killing him would</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">have had their melon lopped off and he'd</font> be<font color="#E5E5E5"> free to go around deliciously flame</font> grilling whatever he fancied instead <font color="#CCCCCC">Alduin wrecks up the execution freeing</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> Dragonborn and setting himself up</font> for<font color="#E5E5E5"> a shouty smackdown</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> at the end of the</font> game so<font color="#CCCCCC"> thanks out and if it wasn't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you we'd really be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in a lot of danger</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">from you Mike is that the French</font> Revolution<font color="#E5E5E5"> no told you stop looking at</font> out a scroll<font color="#E5E5E5"> you'll go blind</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> are</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">blind for four months</font> my name is<font color="#CCCCCC"> soulless if there are to be</font> introductions<font color="#CCCCCC"> I am pleased to see you</font> still live who could have foreseen<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the real villain of Dragon</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Age</font> Inquisition was not the deformed ancient <font color="#CCCCCC">power man darkspawn Caribbean I am</font> courageous<font color="#CCCCCC"> I shall deliver</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you from this</font> lie in which you Linda<font color="#E5E5E5"> I know right and</font> actually<font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was the softly spoken mage</font> soulless<font color="#E5E5E5"> who hangs out in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your library</font> but yeah in a plot<font color="#E5E5E5"> twist more shocking</font> than the tangled mass of<font color="#E5E5E5"> exposed wiring</font> in our<font color="#E5E5E5"> poorly maintained fuse box you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">discover this soulful mage was the cover</font> story<font color="#CCCCCC"> for fen'harel</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the elvish god of</font> betrayal<font color="#E5E5E5"> so guess what he's into you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">also know the burden of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the title at all</font> that replaces your name so the whole game<font color="#CCCCCC"> you soulless</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> as your party member</font> with the greatest affinity<font color="#E5E5E5"> for spirits</font> and the smoothest scalp<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's right up</font> until<font color="#E5E5E5"> a jaw-dropping epilogue reveals</font> that it was soulless who wants to<font color="#E5E5E5"> bring</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">about the interdimensional apocalypse</font> you've been<font color="#E5E5E5"> fighting to prevent because</font> I am NOT a monster if they must<font color="#E5E5E5"> die I would rather they die</font> in comfort<font color="#E5E5E5"> it turns out this God aims to</font> restore<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ancient world of the elves</font> by tearing down<font color="#E5E5E5"> the mystical veil</font> between<font color="#E5E5E5"> the world of the spirits and the</font> regular<font color="#E5E5E5"> world the veil took everything</font> from<font color="#E5E5E5"> the elves even themselves but when</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">solace woke from</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a long mystical nap and</font> found his powers depleted he couldn't unlock his magical orb of destruction<font color="#CCCCCC"> for magically destroying the</font> veil<font color="#CCCCCC"> so then he gave the orb to a more</font> obvious<font color="#E5E5E5"> bad guy chorus hoping that</font> curricula stood unlock it for him you<font color="#E5E5E5"> should not have given your org to</font> corypheus<font color="#E5E5E5"> Red Dwarf</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I was too weak to</font> unlock it after my slumber<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> light</font> when you can't get a jar open you need someone<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it started for you the</font> plan was for<font color="#E5E5E5"> kur if he is to unlock it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and for the resulting explosion to kill</font> him<font color="#E5E5E5"> then I would claim the orbit where</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> plan went wrong was when</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> curious</font> didn't get exploded<font color="#E5E5E5"> but instead hung on</font> to the powerful<font color="#E5E5E5"> orb then got locked in</font> an epic<font color="#CCCCCC"> battle</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the Inquisitor</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> who</font> eventually smashed the orb<font color="#E5E5E5"> rendering it</font> permanently useless<font color="#E5E5E5"> and saving the world</font> it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> like when you get someone to open</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> jar for you but then they<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't give the</font> job<font color="#CCCCCC"> back and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then they smash the jar my</font> coffee the ring<font color="#E5E5E5"> came to the creature</font> Gollum who took a deep into the<font color="#E5E5E5"> tunnels</font> of the Misty<font color="#E5E5E5"> Mountains</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> five hundred</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">years had poisoned his</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> mind much like my</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Christmas the Lord of the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Rings is a</font> tale of<font color="#E5E5E5"> someone trying</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> return an</font> unwanted bit of jewelry no I don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> have</font> a receipt<font color="#E5E5E5"> yes I'll hold you guys</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a call</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">waiting right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> anyways Gollum is a</font> violent gremlin obsessed with Frodo who is good and the One Ring<font color="#E5E5E5"> which is evil</font> early on in the three-part<font color="#CCCCCC"> saga</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">ringbearer Frodo learns that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ring</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">stalker Gollum is following them</font> at which point Frodo is like Gandalf<font color="#CCCCCC"> why</font> don't we bash his brains out<font color="#E5E5E5"> with a rock</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and Gandalf is like no because even</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> wisest cannot see all ends of not bashing<font color="#CCCCCC"> Khan's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> brains out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with a rock</font> he's been a while since I've seen<font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> movie but<font color="#E5E5E5"> I think that's it and credit</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to Gandalf because his wisdom</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about not</font> bashing<font color="#E5E5E5"> Gollum with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a rock totally pays</font> off in the<font color="#E5E5E5"> end</font> here at Mount Doom from whence the<font color="#CCCCCC"> One</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Ring</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> came and into whence it must be</font> chucked Frodo succumbs to<font color="#E5E5E5"> the Rings</font> seductive power and decide<font color="#CCCCCC"> actually Sam</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">now that I think about it the ring is</font> mine and<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm gonna keep it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the ring is mine</font> it's at this<font color="#CCCCCC"> point the villainous</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Gollum</font> shows his treacherous true<font color="#E5E5E5"> colors for</font> like the<font color="#CCCCCC"> 1,000th time since not being</font> killed with<font color="#E5E5E5"> a rock when he steals the</font> ring by<font color="#E5E5E5"> biting off Frodo's finger</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> or</font> here in the less<font color="#E5E5E5"> bitey LEGO version</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">popping off Frodo's entire</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lego hand</font> however it transpires<font color="#CCCCCC"> that this is a</font> good<font color="#CCCCCC"> thing because</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Gollum is even less</font> adept<font color="#E5E5E5"> at not falling off volcanoes than</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">he is at dressing himself</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so it is he</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> the One Ring</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> end up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> falling in the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">lava and melting like a t-1000 in a</font> loincloth and that's how<font color="#CCCCCC"> Gollum ended up saving</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> world</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> unless you're playing the</font> normal<font color="#E5E5E5"> ergo game of Return of the King</font> in which Frodo and Sam<font color="#CCCCCC"> Waylon Gollum</font> with<font color="#E5E5E5"> swords until</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he lets go</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and dies</font> nice one<font color="#CCCCCC"> damn</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so you fell in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">alright so those were</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the villains</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> save the<font color="#CCCCCC"> day by accident but if you</font> don't want to be a villain why don't you click on some of<font color="#CCCCCC"> our</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> other</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> videos we've</font> got stuff<font color="#E5E5E5"> from us up here and stuff</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> from</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">our sister channel outside extra down</font> here and if you would like<font color="#CCCCCC"> to see more</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">of this sort of thing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we've got to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">subscribe</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> orb here which will</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> deliver</font> the videos straight to<font color="#E5E5E5"> your to subscribe</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">our</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> painting thing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> thanks for 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Channel: outsidexbox
Views: 2,045,073
Rating: 4.882627 out of 5
Keywords: list, top 6, 6 things, 7 things, top 7, countdown, outsidexbox, best villains, worst villains, funny villains, funny, funny moments, electrocutioner, batman arkham origins, arkham origins, gollum, lord of the rings gollum, lego lord of the rings, dragon age inquisition solas, fen harel, dread wolf, corypheus, collectors, mass effect, mass effect 2 collectors, reapers, zhao, deux ex human revolution, deus ex human revolution zhao
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Length: 16min 42sec (1002 seconds)
Published: Thu Jan 25 2018
Reddit Comments

ainz is doing it on purpose though

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 14 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Forikorder πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jan 26 2018 πŸ—«︎ replies

lol that’s probably accurate

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 1 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/PaperCat7lst πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jan 28 2018 πŸ—«︎ replies
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