6 Rich Little Roasts Rickles.m4v

next this is a great impressionist mr. rich little yes sir rickston rich can be anybody he wants to be why he chose to be rich little home business as long as me you'll know how to read them lines be really grateful tell mr. rich Thank You Dean for that strange introduction Don I'm a nice guy I'm so delighted the Carol Channing could be here this evening instead of staying at home and watching Milt Chamberlain drop basketballs in her mouth ah hey it really is an honor to be here tonight to pay tribute to this truly outstanding human being Don Rickles not many people know this but Don recently volunteered to take part in a series of experiments being conducted at the UCLA Medical Center see they're trying out new drugs on Don to see if they're safe for rats I did that of myself but and gotta laugh I know would be impressed as you've been saying for years right watch the run pawtucket run hey I've really been looking forward to this occasion in fact a few nights ago I had a dream about Don Rickles just my luck actually was more a nightmare I dreamt that all the world's major political leaders had gathered at the White House in Washington for a conference to bring peace to the world and in my dream Don Rickles was President of the United States and he was greeting them all now here are some of the things the president Rickles was saying in my dream I came for Soloff sorry radiant so glad you could come help you find a parking place for your count anyway thanks man say something Your Highness and I say this from the bottom of my heart you've gotta be the ugliest King I have a semi your face was a building at beacon BAM Nazi time I love you you're wonderful little guy yellow Tiger yeah I know you got a lot on your mind before remember next time no starch in the collar readout cast or what are you doing here tonight you rock you back what'd you do get a move from the Russian saying you could take the night off incidentally it's outta beer d you sticking your head under your armpit it's a 2014 you say teeth that's not an ivory is Miss Connor instead of waiting everything huh greatness been sitting around the house discussing your next series Hey look who's here all away from the Soviet Union mr. and mrs. Brezhnev don't tell me let me guess who's which one is which Hey gravy attack of Japan I saw ah what're you looking so scared for you hockey puck John Wayne's not here tonight Tokyo I met your beautiful wife and you love your kids I must say that's quite a setup Tanaka she's got that then all of a sudden I awoke the dream was over I was awakened by the telephone I picked it up it was Don Rickles agent telling me he wanted $75,000 for appearing in my drain you

Channel: gregsmithsr

Views: 1,630,463

Rating: 4.7488723 out of 5

Keywords: 6, Rich, Little, Roasts, Rickles

Id: 3bHsYDH_7I4

Length: 5min 26sec (326 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 22 2010

Reddit Comments

[u/Coattail-Rider]

I think everyone there is dead. Except for Rich Little.