5 steps to becoming a Basic Dad

ah oh hey babe hey now that we got our own house we're gonna start mowing our own lawn I'm gonna have to get a mower oh no no I'm not gonna become one of those basic dads now I'm a dude I'm I'm a dude dad I will never become one of those basic dads it's obsessed with his lawn and his mower all babies brushless oh yeah look at this Wow we think red oh they got him blue all right look look good this is like Christmas oh ho ho check it a ride on yeah I know our yards not that big but a guy can dream Oh shaggy an electric one then I can listen to Bon Jovi while I'm oh there we go oh it's got that new mower smell bag guard charger is that battery what the heck oh I don't know they just gave these out with the mower oh that is ridiculous I mean I would never what is the 9 and a half maybe I'll just try them on real quick like as a joke all right see what we got oh whoa whoa whoa oh my gosh what is this it feels like I'm walking on clouds wow it's like a jockstrap for your feet man I've been a dad for years and I had no idea I wonder what else I'm missing out on what do you think I freakin love this dad attire this shirt moisture wicking and I got a holster over here like John friggin Wayne what's up Rick you got that G time this little sucker frees up so much real estate in my pockets I get a six-pack of Coors in here what's that you're hungry oh hi hungry I'm dad ha ha hey Steve is that new truck got a Ford huh yeah I could tell cuz the hood was up how you doing Jerry what's that oh no I'm not getting a gun I'm just putting a shed over my tools hey go man left some gas in it for you you bet Bill's here well they just lay by in here huh hey hey Jerry got one with your name on it yeah it says it right here tool hey you better lay some cardboard down the driveway that thing's gonna be leaking oil like my but after the chili cookout hey hey you got anything on your menu that'll make me taller I'll just fooling I'm just fooling I'll have the steak all you got a haircut which one oh you're not too cold for old man come on laugh at my joke well I'm not sleeping I'm just resting my eyes yeah huh no I'll fix the sink in a minute I just want to check the weather oh yeah no I'm fixing the sink [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] what the heck it's a battery already dead ah yeah I know Jerry I know should have went with gas hey honey do you say that box

Channel: Dude Dad

Views: 944,972

Rating: 4.9163899 out of 5

Keywords: Dude dad, dudedad, Taylor Calmus, father, comedy, basic dad, classic dad, dad moves, dad attire, new balance, dad jokes, funny dad

Id: 0Z4X7we84Gk

Length: 3min 48sec (228 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 07 2020