39daph Plays Skyrim - Part 1

it [Music] vanilla hopefully it launches properly and thank you jenson no i'm not playing i'm just playing vanilla boss r oh daft what's wrong with vanilla here comes i think you bought wolf so hey you are finally away i can't hear [ __ ] oh my god give me the subtitles you were trying to cross the border right walk right into that imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there damn stormcloaks skyrim was fine until you came along empire was nice and lazy but they hadn't been looking for you you could have stolen that horse had been halfway to hammerfell you there you and me we shouldn't be here these stormcloaks the empire wants we're all brothers and sisters in vines now shut up back there what's wrong with him huh watch your tongue you're speaking to ulfric stonecock oh god where are they taking us wait wait i'm sorry the dialogue is so quiet i don't know where we're going but sovengaard awaits no this can't be happening this isn't happening hey what village are you from or steve why do you care a nord's last thoughts good let's get this over with when the dragon comes gonna be thomas the tank engine no it's not divine please help me i played this when i was like 13. the military government nine years ago racist yeah stormcloaks are racist so we're not gonna go stormcloaks this is helgen i used to be sweet on a curve from here i wonder if velod is still making that meat or juniper berries mixed in funny when i was a boy imperial walls when i was a boy jarl yarl jarl says the same thing i forgot his name the first yarl what's his name soldiers jarl ballcroft let's go shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us wait why did they even get me why am i even a prisoner what did i do face your death with some courage think you've got to tell them we worked with you this is a mistake i just remembered a green tits thing i read and it was like empire loves their daily lists ulfric stormcloak y'all of windhelm it has been an honor it's like be me be imperial off of riverwood like employee or something army employee on my first day of the job no care of rory taking care transporting some prisoners watch this guy change his face for 30 minutes straight and morph into different what else species wait you there step forward who are you yes how do i look exactly the same as the other guy okay where's here here we go body oops how do i adjust the face oh nose type this all looks the same look like a horse here we [ __ ] go chat it makes like this barely makes a difference what cheap color doesn't matter doesn't matter let's have some red eyes this looks so dumb i like this i think i'm gonna go with the the eyeballs brow oh can i make it smile now forward yes it looks like this looks like a go it does it does look like a goat hair oh the chicken wait or i could have no hair okay i mean i'm gonna be wearing a helmet most of the time anyways let's just go bald [ __ ] it done uh ronald are you a relative of one of the rift and dock workers agony captain what should we do he's not on the list forget the list he goes to the block how oh but i'm not on the list sorry we'll make sure you remain so returned to black marsh follow the captain prisoner that's [ __ ] up oh frick storm cloak some here in helgen call you a hero why does that guy sound so he doesn't use a power like the voice to murder his king and usurp his throne you started this war plunged skyrim into chaos and now the empire is going to put you down and restore the peace what was that it's nothing carry on wow this game's beautiful give them their last rights as we commend your souls to aetherius blessings of the eight divines upon for the love of talos shut up and let's get this over as you wish on i haven't got all morning my ancestors are smiling at me imperials can you say the same as fearless in death as it was in life next the lizard here it is again oh me oh i said next prisoner to the block that's me nice and easy wait they're just gonna call me a lizard isn't that kind of dehumanizing oh i'm not human nah [ __ ] sure not wrong sentry what do you see it's in the clouds it's right there [ __ ] idiots wait sorry it's a bit too um sorry sorry oh geez oh geez everyone's waiting for me master legendary let's do legendary how bad can this be right what is legends where am i supposed to go still alive prisoner keep close to me if you want to stay that way no no take care of the boy i have to find general tullius and join the defense thank you now in slow motion now in slow motion gifted a tier 1 sub to french fry apocalypse they have given seven gift subs in the channel bye can i just leave [ __ ] my oh [ __ ] my hands are bound you're not stopping us this time is it the fire of the thorns there you go take a look around there should be plenty of gear to choose from i'm going to see if i can find something for these worms this person can be pickpocketed why not got to be a sword or two in one of these chests look around see if one of these chests has some armor for you a dragon first in a thousand years how do i oh i better get some gear look around see if one of these chests has some armor for you oh i need that two in one of these take all okay let me the pov hold on no that was depth of field oh there's no pov oh fov oh that's why i was wondering why i was so nauseous holy [ __ ] this is so much better i felt so [ __ ] nauseous earlier just give me they're so tanky this is not worth this is horrible yeah i don't think this is the play goodbye yeah that's not the play they just turn really beefy huh okay let's do settings oops oh my god no no no no no no don't show the tits don't show tits oh oh oh there's nothing jesus it's fine it's nothing oh my god [ __ ] scare the [ __ ] um let's do expert because i don't want it to be that beefy it's gonna it's gonna be kind of boring if it's so beefy let's see how tanky it is hear that stormcloaks maybe we can reason with them is this tanky let me see if i can get that door open iron great sword i want to use great swords drop i don't drop no okay okay no sorry let me put that back nope oops let's keep moving hi smiley face thank you wrecka let's go how do you sprint it's not [ __ ] oh it's all it's yeah it's all it's all damned what do you want is warhammer two-handed i like great swords i'm gonna stick with the great sword we can do like small magic we do small magic done then this way take four baskets i you'll see i need the baskets for something later the torture room gods hear that dead bastard wait i wonder if i could um that's the end of that you fellows happened along just in time these boys seemed a bit upset at how i've been entertaining their comrades don't you even know what's going on a dragon is attacking hell yeah a dragon please don't make up nonsense although come to think of it i did hear some odd noises coming from over there come with us we need to get out of here you have no authority over me boy oh he doesn't even have anything over me boy wait a second looks like there's something in this cage worry about yourself i want to see if there's any stuff i can steal no not really see if you can get it open with some picks we'll need everything we can get oh he gave me one they patched i'm still gonna try to make it work there's no way out that way man this is [ __ ] up i think i can remove him no i don't think so not looting everything i don't need everything oh my god i don't want that get it oh man i don't want everything it stresses me out if i take everything i need baskets where's the way out it's ball gruffalo stop blocking ow go get out of my way okay that's the same sword no who did that oh oh i want a bow wait he died oh my god wait is this a sneak attack no it doesn't count can i have a bow nice i'll take those i'll take that then i could do like one can i do like one and two that's a mod oh my god okay i gotta get that mod then hey where's where's my pew sound oh press q oh one two i don't have my pew sound that was the only thing a gun didn't work let's see what this goes i'll just save myself then what's in here five gold where does this go oh no five what the [ __ ] i'm so poor first five gold it's okay we'll make lots of money later that'll teach you i don't want that spiders don't have gold right probably not i don't know why they would have gold oh oh they don't even have pockets they could put it in their mouth then you saw there oh i could eat the claw yo death right ingredients eat eat okay i just ate a bunch of stuff why are bears so weak because if you run at a bear with a two-handed greatsword you'll probably kill it i don't know though let me know how it goes oh is there a weapon durability looks like he's gone for good this time i don't think we should stick around to see if he comes back okay the closest town from here is riverwood my uncle's blacksmith no okay that's really good it's probably best if we split up good luck i wouldn't have made it without your help today is that helgen map oh it is bye bye thank you tiny d for free okay careful don't fall oh how is this there so tanky oh dear okay come here wait i'm just going back to helgen i'm leaving i'm gonna go oh dear pick some flowers to eat yummy that's a caribou okay i'm gonna eat this bee gonna eat everything yeah oh take a nap tanning rack i can't use i'm in combat hold on no come on combat conrondrum ingot what was that oh [ __ ] um oh cheese oh geez oh geez oh what did he just cut himself i'm fine don't even worry about it ah huh what should i do should i do some magic maybe destruction let's do some uh flames yeah [ __ ] that's the wrong hand oh magic's fun oh you know what i think i will get the magic mod you know what i'm gonna commit to that how do you level up oh yeah let's go with magic then hmm heavy armor maybe destruction restoration turn on what's a magical award oops let's go destruction and then this and this and then three and four okay what's this catch it okay and then i'm gonna eat it i think it's good to eat everything they use stars and stairs finally awake and thank you query [Music] let me eat the moth what is that fox it's a snow fox [Music] bye bye thank you notorious vhg does the meat cook no it doesn't oh both oh whoa nice all right let's read the sign riverwood fall creek and helgen yeah this is the right way yes yes what's this the mage stone the warrior stone okay let's go mage done unlimited power is this where it came from no it's not stupid [ __ ] i'm gonna explore this dumb [ __ ] can i eat chopping blocks no what else can i eat okay no i can't eat blocks activate oh interesting oh ho ho nice try mushrooms they're dead oh did i grill this i probably grilled it i'm a good cook [Music] la they've had me working down here for days now oh no this guy died they didn't have unions back then their mistake my lord please nice they can't even reach me they just burn and die this is great i love i love magic let's do this next clairvoyance more magic books show the path to the current goal of i want destruction magic goodbye i just want destruction magic oh is that was that the boss or something how do i get it how's the door mushrooms for eating later yum yum oh i'm gonna put on that pretty crown i think aren't circulates good for magic let me stand by the light oh he's a pretty boy i'm gonna eat these take all pretty boy pretty boy pretty boy [ __ ] magnet not a [ __ ] boy wait oh i think this is the toy toilet that's why it's locked wait but you can see okay never mind because it was just weird to just have one bucket there maybe they're into voyeurism you never know surprise you gotta say unlimited power i never even watched star wars though okay can i use this yes what should i make i can't make anything right now okay take that did it done okay nice no i don't have any stuff to smith with wait if i can i will i hurt myself no oh they're coming here i can't see though i'm out of mana stupid [ __ ] okay the fire is better yeah but it doesn't look as cool or i could do both i could go like bam oh [ __ ] i'm out of juice so anticlimactic boy i wanna i wanna i hate these uh i wanna get out of this cave i don't wanna be here i do not wanna be here bread skiver potato wow they actually have a lot of food wow they're living they're living nice what is this ruby wow but i have to buy someone that will actually buy it find someone that would actually buy it yeah they are kind of living nice hold on i'm gonna turn it it's a little bit loud for me settings thank you yay high depth thanks for having such a wax sleep schedule that i can catch your streams in australia less than three australia where am i going i gotta go this way [Music] does hp regen naturally or do i have to eat i don't know oh what does this do i'm hungry oh yeah i have healing you're right wait no i don't wait do i i didn't look at what other stuff oh i have healing resist disease nice his skin recover health ten times faster thanks for having such a wax sleep schedule that i can watch you in austria yeah austria thank you mary his skin five six this way can i make oh my god this is great or am i here already i want to see if there's anything to eat can't eat this no i'll look for stuff to eat can i eat this yes oops [Music] can you cast fire under water hey daffy fart face i don't want to go to work how do i get out please give me tip tips i guess because it's magic you're right thank you evan and fart you don't want to go to work how to get out please just say you have food poisoning i mean how do you prove that you can't or just say you're coming down with a cough just shake your pants yeah oh i gotta behave otherwise you're gonna be mad at me wait do you think this will kill me if i stand under it let's find out no wow wait i swim really fast is it because i'm a lizard or is that usually really fast use oh what i'm so strong oh can i kill myself no wait was it what's the purpose of this oh houses oh thank you poshy do you get to the cloud district very often oh what am i saying of course no i don't of course i don't well okay yeah here's the town feign doll thinks he can move camilla valerius away from you look like a traveler i saw dre you and feindal both like the same girl camilla valerius knows i'm the best man in riverwood that elf is kidding himself if he thinks she would choose him over me i've seen him sneaking over to the riverwood trader to speak with her but i'm not around he's wasting his time how is this snitching yes two people spending time together never blossoms into courtship wait what two people spending time together what is that trying to say is that sarcasm because i actually can't tell oh it's sarcasm sarcasm is that sarcasm oh still you have a point camilla letting feign doll visit her isn't a good thing for me here let me give you a particularly venomous letter say it's from finger that should get camilla to stop inviting the elf over wait that's horrible i saw a dragon truly so maybe my mother isn't crazy after all you would best tell the yarl in whiterun he needs to know about this he just changed his voice which is happening the uh my skills give me a second we have company ah wait i gotta drop him one at a time we've been so worried about you come you two must be hungry sit down and i'll get you something to eat wait no then okay hold on hold on hold on i'll drop one at a time what's the dignity what are you doing here looking like you lost an argument with a cave i don't know where to start you know i was assigned to general talia's score we were stopped in helgen when we were attacked by a dragon a dragon that's ridiculous you i don't know if anyone else got out alive i doubt i'd made it out myself if not for my friend here i need to get back to solitude and let them know what's happened i thought you could help us out surprise a place to stay of course any friend of hadvar's is a friend of mine however this is like playing it's like i'm i feel like a surgeon oh my god he got oh geez i'm taking these back like i said i'm glad to help where am i looking oh take a gift all of it needs to know if there's a dragon on the loose riverwood is defenseless we need to get word to jarl palgraf and white run to send whatever wait he's he absorbs he's wearing my basket as a shirt do you have any supplies i could take oh i don't need to hide them i can just take stuff can i how do i get to white run the river and then i'll cross the river and head north okay going up when you get to the top of the hill let me give you my bucket back i think the children are invincible or something it's a witch it wasn't red so i assume you can take it if it's red it means you're stealing a gentleman's guide take what you need sleep in their bed within greece i'm rested i might take their food oh that's my that's my bucket it's nice to be back in a friendly spot huh listen that's a really big chicken egg did you see that you can make your own way to solitude from here i'd recommend heading to whiterun just down the road from here from there you can take your carriage to solitude it's a big chicken egg did you really see a dragon i can show you a dragon right now okay sorry this is stealing but this isn't okay empty end table this isn't too friendly with strangers [ __ ] off why does she keep following me it's kind of weird what are you doing that for my father is i'm leaving this we should go to solid uh oh i got a bunch of ingredients so i'm gonna eat all of them hold on uh dear camilla i know i have oh this is the letter that the other guy wanted me to send to the girl that the guy also had a crush on i know i've called upon you at your house and while i need you to put away any desires you have for me i am a true born son of valenwood and i could never befoul my bloodline by courting an imperial i hope we could remain true friends oh i thought he was gonna write something really horrible like you [ __ ] smell yes puppy wait can i have a dog well i don't remember where she lives did it log as a quest this one i think i want to tell him he has to do something i said no no adventures no theatrics no thief chasing well what are you going to do then huh let's hear it we are done talking about this no wait why not what if they love each other though okay i thought i thought i heard someone coming up he's a douche wait let me talk to him and fight let me talk to the other guy and find out what how he is and then we'll decide [ __ ] can i like okay nice um where is he it wasn't this one so it must be this oh he's over there that letter ought to convince camilla to never sweep your faith there's beauty here unmatched in all of skyrim to be sure he seems cool i'll show you what i know wow that's kind of expensive i mean he seems okay he's awesome okay let's what is that flow heart up to now so he thinks he can turn camilla against me two can play this here give this letter to camilla and tell her it's from sven let's see what she thinks of him i don't like him anymore he's just as bad as the other guy that's [ __ ] up you know what i'm just gonna tell camilla the truth that's what she deserves yeah they're both [ __ ] oops you're strapping young man fandal asked you to give you and say was what what are you talking about why that jealous idiot thought he could just manipulate me into never seeing sven again thank you for telling me the truth you should speak to sven wait so i helped sven i want to thank you too for defending his name until next time you're not from around here oh that makes two of us i don't know what have you got for sale okay i want to sell some random stuff i have because uh yeah i don't want to wear a helmet because it covers my head restart why why it's all my potatoes wait i got zero dollars for that he gives you free training for archery um i have an idea wait does he sell spells i think i have a few old spell books oh college of winterhold uh yeah we did have a bit of a break in he's a follower yeah but like i would never use him as a follower when you can have other cooler followers solid gold in the shape of a dragon's claw you could i've got some coin coming in from my last shipment it's yours if you bring my claw back we're not going stealth archer we're gonna go we're going mage but i do like if i can level something up for free i would still do it where is he i don't know where he went wait what is this you look like a traveler someone that has seen far away places and heard now that's what i like to hear good work i think you deserve some gold from my tips at the end you have to start again why i don't want this guy as a follower until next time where's the guy i wanna i wanna um pay him to train me and then take the money back what do you want those thieves must be mad hiding out there i don't know where he went if you're looking for work go see father he's behind the lumber mill okay oops this way this way to where behind the lumber mill hello he's not gonna help me anymore okay whatever then i'm leaving oh there has been a moth in my room for the past two three days like a small moth i just kind of let him chill and then uh today i saw it again it was just like it didn't move i think it was really tired so i blew on it and moved a little bit moths don't bite it was just chilling wait where's that bleak falls barrow go to right white run first okay how about i go there and then i get the fast travel point and then i go back since i'm closer to it right now what happens in the moth lays eggs then i guess i'm [ __ ] what day is it today i'm gonna scale this [ __ ] it's monday today let me up oh man oh no jump backwards can't there's a bath around the corner oh yeah ah good one good catch oh that's not good oh [ __ ] has a warding i think oh god oh god oh god yeah oh god oh i have i have weakness to magic also they're strong they're too strong oh man you look like a traveler now that's what i like to hear i used to be an adventurer you know what sven come with me good day i suppose master nedlock won't mind yeah you know what let's go fight them again with his help [Music] if i get a sneak attack on them it'd be okay i think wait is it even this way oh man where the [ __ ] am i going oh yeah it is go get the archer it's fine we'll be fine don't even worry about it do a cheeky save an elk where the [ __ ] is he oh wait does he even have weapons whatever doesn't concern me there they are oh [ __ ] go oh my god where the [ __ ] is okay that guy's definitely dead we're the necromancers those are the strong guys this guy's oh he has a bow um let's go uh health i like fire let's do fire [ __ ] i can't goddamn it restoration thank you loki lock for gifting five subs i think skyrim guard i'm sorry to hear that a rabbit okay where are the necromancers can i make it no please bro bro please no i'm just going down no oh wow six months i like your new hair death looks great thank you uber phantom so no one's gonna cash after you [ __ ] beggar go panhandle somewhere else nice only took five years okay oh is there a spell that lets me like see where everybody is okay hold on oh [ __ ] i was gonna sneak up on them oh stupid [ __ ] unlimited power nice tits isn't she cold i guess she's hot now did i get the fast travel for this i don't know hello i don't really want to whatever i'll just do this now is my followers still oh he is they'll never oh [ __ ] how am i missing nice i was gonna sneak up and try to do a um sneak attack two-handed oops oh no how do they know that's so dumb that nobody is in this dungeon and somehow i got a bounty on in in whiterun that's not very immersive just saying if you kill him it goes away no won't i get a thousand for killing someone oh because he's the last witness okay are there skeletors in this oh jeez okay i'll take that how did he know how do they always know i'm coming so snake snake fish it's my weight are you calling me fat no i i want mcdonald's nice do i still have a bounty or did he forgive me i don't think anyone's delivering right now yeah yeah if these skivers out of my out of the way invite skeevers that'd be cool if it grew oh i need to collect the tail to eat i gotta eat everything i find scroll a fireball scroll means you can only use it once right yeah you need yeah wait i gotta loot stuff first legitimation of minor healing wait what the [ __ ] it's hey that what mods do you use okay we're speed running i'm leaving no no no no no no no oh i got my you're right my bounty's gone true planned i didn't keep going yeah i know how to save i just forgot save when you're safe from enemies thanks dude make sure you make sure you pick up food with your spoon and then put it in your mouth in case you didn't know how to eat food then make sure you chew your food before you swallow it in case you didn't know stupid [ __ ] [Music] wait the guy's not with me okay i waited so i would be full hp oh i try to get it dude it's so strong i'm fine i'm fine i hope yeah i'm fine i'm fine okay oh my god nice egg sac oh eat the spider egg hello moon let me eat the spider egg and see what it does eat the antlers also just [ __ ] eat everything hey can this guy die if you take too long okay get on i want to read his journal my fingers are trembling the golden claws finally in my hands and with it the power of the ancient nordic heroes that fool lucan valerius had no idea his favorite story decoration was the key to now i just need to get an unlock ah yeah okay cool i mean his name was arvel the swift so i assume he runs really fast and i didn't really want to chase him so i mean i'm gonna get more spider eggs to eat hello i would assume he runs really fast wait i don't want his book anymore oh level up you're right i need to let's do magic i need to get the mod tomorrow then i just don't want to do it right now because that's going to be a pain in the ass alchemy speech illusion oh invisibility conjuration speech is op yeah but then yeah but how about no water bending oh breathing gonna go illusion for a little uh in in invisibility yeah because if i get speech i won't be fighting as much i would like to fight people if possible i'm gonna go with illusion i can't really rank anything else up anyway so because i want invisibility spells max stealth is invisibility yeah but that's kind of annoying to you know why why train him when you can just just cast a spell don't have that spot i'm thinking of the future it's an investment go go go go go go go yeah neither do i swagger stupid [ __ ] oh [ __ ] excuse me why do they sound like dogs i think that's better than mine then i'm using i didn't get any mods because i kind of uh didn't do anything what do you need okay oh he doesn't die you're a [ __ ] idiot okay i'm fine though it didn't hit me thank you magid oh he made it through i think yeah he made it through [ __ ] knew it stop stop stop freezing me as i'm burning you oh my nose is itchy wait let's go over here and then have them step into it does he die i don't think he dies [Music] he can oh it's dead it's too fast okay we're fine i wonder how much damage it does to me [Music] um i'm glad he didn't accidentally step on it then no i saved i saved you always you always quicksave before you try some dumb [ __ ] out of curiosity oh that one's dead libido never should have come here libido oh you just walk through thank you moldy lunch okay i think you can can you break this oh [ __ ] okay yeah the answer is yes oh [ __ ] wait i'm gonna die [ __ ] he'll heal nice [Music] ow how did you [ __ ] throw towards me what the [ __ ] oh god i have no mana goodbye your turn sven go get him [Music] yeah go sven go okay whoops the [ __ ] the sword uh the ancient nord one i guess i'll just drop this that's the wrong button when i have all this [ __ ] garbage wait this one's heavier i'm gonna drop this and use this one instead sell it remember what i did in oblivion when i started like being obsessed with with min max and selling stuff that was really not a fun time being that obsessed where i was like literally piling up the armor outside of the shop so i could sell them because i couldn't carry it all can make fallers hold stuff oh yeah that's true that's true that's true come on sven and give him better weapons i'm not giving him better weapons when the only better weapon i have i'm using i need to save these to eat thank you mercy people mass paralysis so do the skulls work regardless of your magic level they'll never fail okay let's see i think you read your two hello lakari what's up yes yes uncle i hope i don't know which way if i don't know if i'm going the right way [Music] this is where i came from no hi thank you joe silly okay i'm just gonna cook him until i run out of mana ow appreciate you amigo things amigo thank you jay wait you you're the dragonborn yeah you can randomly shout and then people would comment on it i think no the guard goes like that's shouting it's making people nervous thank you cupcake huh they do nothing about it okay then sorry thank you swag lord now should save oh i should have waited a bit no no no no i'm out of oh my god that what the [ __ ] that arrows insane ah wow i'm good i'm okay do i have a level no do you spend the war ass how about he pick it up himself hmm absolutely useless yes then i gotta look at it bear thing thing okay it's the other way i used to be an adventurer like you but then i took an arrow to the knee that's the good one oh yeah i should use the uh the scrolls otherwise i'm never gonna use them or i could sell them i'll sell this one it's 500 okay save keep them for later i'm going to try it charge it up isn't this guy right here oh [ __ ] i'm charging it up my bare hands oh god wait can i can i do it can i can i no [ __ ] okay what's the best course of action here i'm gonna fire him and then hope for the best oh he can't reach me thank you domo star dragonstone okay i'll give him japanese stream in a while what do you want me to carry you can use and give me that give me give me that also i kid you not this guy he puts an arrow in his knee and says i was an adventurer like you but then i took an arrow in the knee finnish thing i ever heard no no no no no no no no no no no i suppose master nedlock won't mind he's always telling me to get out of his way poo poo and mr pucks i'm gonna ask you guys to please make better jokes like maybe like maybe take some notes from the jokes that i tell well i wonder if there's secret lore hidden in this yeah i don't know thank you swan no i don't want to give him armor because when he dies and he's on the ground this is this is good news because um he's invincible district very often oh what am i saying of course you don't but your mom does okay dude stop making your mom jokes i think he's some fetcher i'm gonna put on the ring i stole from him ring of minor deft hands does that make my hand smaller oh [ __ ] dead end you made one at hassan on twitter yeah but my rules don't apply to me obviously get the mod so it makes you wear 10 rings wait oh yeah that's realistic though you should be able to wear 10 rings wanna hear a funny joke ha ha lol i won't tell it to you sorry not sorry thanks pago orcish mace kajit has jokes if you have coin okay i'll take some stuff to sell can i eat a skull you can eat bones so no okay yeah yeah no you can't why not i have so much garbage why do i have a wooden oh i think i picked that up when i was in helgen thank you rui oh [ __ ] potion of lock picking save ingredients for potions yeah but how oh [ __ ] how about i just eat everything i find instantly i like that idea who is that is that sven i kid you not he turns himself into a pickle he calls i think that's that funniest [ __ ] i've ever seen i'm okay wait there's so many big are these dragon bones lore i think they're things morty okay where am i how do i like not look at that oh uh i gotta go this way i'd return the claw first become a vampire lord he can fly around his back is this true can you actually fly as a bat take what you need my friend within reason of course wow okay maybe i will dance what's his name malgoth bore steal from luke and valerius you found it there it is strange it seems smaller than i remember funny thing huh i'm gonna put this back where it belongs i'll never forget molag bal great thing for me and my sister remember when i had a dream about molag bal chasing me put that down okay thank you so much for taking care of those things how do you greet a group of dragons ah that's good thank you adventurer like you yeah i kind of want to take the claw back hold on um i don't think the baskets work really well so i'm just gonna drop all of them one person's trash is another's surprised if you find that gone don't move you and me we're the only people around who aren't fools [Music] wait wait i gotta take the quality traitor is everything you need in a general store who are you doing that for where'd it go i got it oh i want these potions wait i'm not done shopping my basket's stuck myself oh this isn't stealing it's fine i got red white people say skyrim doesn't have guns the failure matron acts already possess firearms keck okay someone googled skyrim puns that's enough i'm not laughing anymore my laughs are valuable it's the laughing economy if i laugh too often at stupid jokes it's going to reduce the value of it gotta be you have to be you have to be scarce but then thank you so much for taking care of them laughing in the skyrim section where am i uh oh okay i'm gonna mark this we're gonna go meet yarl baldwin yeah can i get a horse here no probably not i think it's better i mean it's probably it's probably better to go and foot yeah i'm making artificial scarcity of laughs that's true welcome to capitalism [Music] i'm bawling to eat bowling goodbye what the [ __ ] i'll take that it's ten dollars that's ten free dollars i should follow the path instead of doing some kind of weird um what's it called oh some weird gyration up the mountain that's what i was gonna say [ __ ] it i'm gonna try i used to make arrow in the knee joke but the i took an e to the face sadhapi.jpg thanks dad pepe hey there how's graphics the graphics honestly look fine to me i have no complaints about the graphics at all i mean i had no complaints about oblivion graphics so okay i'm just gonna go no no no no no meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow what is this what is this that's close enough you're mine no oh oh my god sven spins crazy wow a new loot [Music] wow wait his the sword i gave him insane people but i am merely a puppet being controlled by a psychopath whoever gets this message please help me this is false thanks ronald false i gave him the better sword yeah i did i don't really want it because i'm probably gonna find something better than that soon okay i'm just gonna okay never mind i thought there might be some ledge to soften the fall never mind all doing more like all doing your mom paste it from 10 best skyrim puns take this quiz to find out which skyrim pun you are am i going the right way wait i was here it's this way we living in 2010 i mean yes came out near 2010 so we are i'm gonna break my legs [Music] wow you can see uh nothing am i going the right way is that is that it i don't know where the [ __ ] am i on some mountain like lay's ham oh i love ham i used to just eat ham i mean i would still now but sometimes i don't know where the ham is so i don't but ham's great actually you know what i might go get some ham some ham and some pickles thank you qa partner haram i want honey glazed ham i don't think i've ever had that actually wolf more like dead [ __ ] either donald kebab i've never had a kebab in my life i don't think honey glaze did they oh [ __ ] sorry oh i thought he was gonna put another bounty on me i was i i um do they sell honey glazed ham in the store like can i just walk in a grocery store and buy honey glazed ham yes yes thank you my tricycle wins tournaments that's good to know what's with the music there's something here what i'm stuck is it a mud crab well that's taken care of no thanks to you i tried my best another milk drinker crying about his effort glory only awaits those who triumph and as companions our companions must be hard fought what are the bambamians companions never heard of the companions an order of warriors we are brothers and sisters in honor and we show up to solve problems if the coin is good enough can i join you not for me to say okay sorry you'll have to talk to card like white mane up in your vascular the old man's got a good sense for people he can look in your eyes and tell your worth if you go to him good luck oh serena that's oh [ __ ] i had serena mixed with lydia this whole time when you guys were talking about serena earlier that's why i was like why the [ __ ] are you guys sipping for serena she's like the lamest [ __ ] ever it turns out you guys are not talking about lydia you're talking about serena yeah i was thinking of lydia no i know that's not serena i know that's not serena that's aila it said her name right there i know try not to set anything on fire yeah the vampire that's aila i'm gonna buy a horse no how do i buy one i talk to this person maybe a yeela wake up need a horse talk to my father school bar okay come to chat with him where's got one all settled if you've got the coin armor dlc and your eyes quicker why are you coming with me [ __ ] weirded [ __ ] fight with us and you'll have stories to tell ronald's horse yay it's so i don't know how to describe it but the way it moves it's so weird it's like two people in the horse costume hello what how do i get off i get off me wow the city's close with the dragons about official business only i have news about helgen fine but we'll be keeping an eye on you i have four speed oh no that's my level do horses not go inside no i guess not pay whatever it takes the gray main or what got stones in your ears i asked what side you're on greymane or battleborn what new in town huh whiterun's got two clans both old and both respected difference is the grey mains turned their backs on the empire and we battleborn stayed loyal that's such a stupid name alaska again greymane or battleborn what sooner or later we all have to choose a side long lived fire okay goodbye oh i should sell some stuff oh [ __ ] okay they're not open right now i'll just sleep in someone's bed or something is there do they have ends no i thought they were talking about lydia and then turns out i had serena and lydia couldn't confuse it's my turn now [ __ ] stadium wake up here yes mom you want a drink depends are you thirsty hungry can i have a sleep uh i'm gonna keep the cheese wheels because they heal a lot now please no more questions can i buy a room i enjoy this work john but i'm ready to retire this guy's name is john well what brings you to whiterun a pity and words i hear too often but there's no shame in it one of them dragons comes calling in whiterun the place will go up like tinder tinder yeah do they have tinder can i get you oh ten gold sure thing it's yours for a day okay goodbye i'll show you to your room right this way how do i know which room is mine is it this one oh it is wait isn't that i thought that lady just came out from this room you know what's wrong huh i wanted to go to the blacksmith to sell stuff where does fence sleep he doesn't sleep he just sits there and watches me to make sure that he's safe there's a nip in the air cold won't be good for my crops never is [Music] take a look yes like to can i steal his stuff and sell it back oh no you need okay [ __ ] well there goes my money making scheme okay i understand good doing business with you i thought i was going to be 39 loot no i am gonna steal as much stuff as possible i just said i wasn't gonna go stealth archer i didn't say i wasn't gonna loot i'm gonna steal everything i don't have any money you better give me five septums right now i the kids immune are kids immune or something what's going on oh no you can still slice them but you get a bounty but we can't afford it mr oh yes he agreed okay well i call it blasphemy a true son of the empire would never have turned this back on our greatest hero well let me tell you something friend let them come i have no fear yeah where's the cloud district out i know we'll probably we'll probably run into that guy eventually is there anything i can eat in here no i can't i can't jump am i a shark pretty much yeah i have a bounty wait i know you you're making a mistake no mistake you're a wanted okay let me just it's only 40 i think yeah good enough i'll just go no good and you're free to go till next time your children you're very live i forgot they do that whatever i think the only thing i lost was a bunch of potions and the claw or whatever the claw's dumb anyways thanks mega [ __ ] it's fine like what am i gonna do the claw i remember when i downloaded the sex mod a long time ago i walked into whiterun and i tried to test it out instantly and i [ __ ] this bit right there anyways what's the meaning of this interruption is not receiving visitors what i have news well that explains why the guards let you in come on it's yarrow ballin can i have food why do they not have food hold on standing around is rubbish you should be taking the fight this is stealing you saw this dragon with your own eyes uh the drag i had a great view while the imperials were trying to cut off my head you're certainly forthright about your criminal but it wasn't me but it's none of my concern who the imperials want to execute especially now what i want to know is what exactly happened in helga the dragon was [Music] shall we continue to trust in the strength of our walls against the dragon my lord we should send troops to riverwood at once thank you it mean dewey immediate danger to that as a provocation he'll assume we're preparing to join alfred's side and attack him we should not i'm hungry i'll not stand idly by while the dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people ireland send a detachment to riverwood at once yes if you'll excuse me i'll return to my duties i want to eat well i want ham you sucked me out on your own let's think about ham earlier you've done wiper on the service i won't forget it here take this as a small token of my what did i do i didn't do anything why is he thinking is another thing you could do for me suitable for someone of your particular talents perhaps come let's go find firengar my court wizard so there's people named bargravengar helgen whiterun and then you're telling me there's some guy sitting in the end named john what a dumb name oh i can take food now be careful dog meat no thank you squatch chat i am tripping rn oh that's a hat i don't i don't want that let me go put it on honestly how do i look i can't even see out of my left eye another wanderer father says i'm too young to train with the sword so i gotta go talk to foreign guard i serve as stuart okay i can't kill the child i tried firing guy i think i've found someone who can help you with your dragon project go ahead and fill him in with all the details i want to take that so the oral thinks you can be of use to me oh yes he must be referring to my research into the dragons yes i could use someone to fetch something for me well when i say fetch i really mean delve into a dangerous ruin in search mr voice acting i know he sounds like he's being forced to read it at gunpoint where am i going to the point day no need for tedious housing-wise i like that leave those details to your betters am i right i uh learned of a certain stone i already did that oh so oh so it's instant completed contain a map of dragon burial go to bleak falls find this tablet no doubt interred in the main chamber and bring it simplicity thank you deleran do you mean this ah the dragon stone of bleak falls barrow you already found it you are cut from a different cloth than the usual boots the url foists on me so what are they usually from polyester what nick what about what now what you'll have to see the url about that maybe what's he bouncing for i'm sure one of them will pay you appropriately keep a basket in my inventory yeah i why do you think i've been looting all the baskets or actually a bucket works better drop one there you go oh [ __ ] i missed i take this a bit more seriously if i were you if the dragon decides to attack white run why are you coughing let's go wait if it's high value maybe it gives me a skill no just kidding [Music] i'll take that high valley 50 oh okay alchemy i don't think i can make anything right now i have been eating a lot of stuff though quit uh okay i didn't know that i didn't know it was 50. i mean i thought 10 was pretty high i can't do this who's that you tried sometimes i missed the soldier's life good morning when i hold my daughter in my own good morning thank you zeon no i made the right choice no i'm not looks like we've got something in common then no i'm a red guard my family hails from the imperial province but i left home when i was just a lad been wandering every single wee lad good boy right then anything else i can take oh i need oh take my bucket back yeah we lad honestly there's more stuff to take because i had all my stuff stolen early i mean i had my stuff that i stole stolen back by the law isn't that against the law i can handle this there's no time to stand on ceremony my friend i need your help again i want you to go with irileth and help her fight this dragon i'm playing a dragon oh yeah i am so you have more experience with dragons than anyone else here but i haven't forgotten the service you did for me in retrieving the dragon stone for fire in god i'm so hungry that you are now permitted to purchase property in the city i can't i bought a horse for like ten thousand dollars my tesla horse i would very much like to see this dragon oh yeah okay you can like and then it adds markers onto your map why does he keep coughing is he sick i've got your back how do i know if he's sick all right what is it he keeps coughing okay god still need me to do something why is it so worried still here let's get going man help ireland kill this dragon before it can attack give me essential oils or maybe victory world of victory world victory pepe d victory world pepe d victory world pepe remember when i saw lakari sing that song because it sounded a lot like him victory unlimited power and i thought the lyrics were unlimited power unlimited power all the standing around is rubbish you should be taking the fight to the store [Music] i'm hungry nice hair i'm the commander of the guard here in whiterun oh yes what is it i'm hungry i'm hungry for we are one there you ascended and the eight became nine you walked among us great talos not as god but as man but you were once mad i and ass man you said let me show you the power of talos storm crown born of the north where my bread is long winter i breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine i do this for you red legions for i love you i love love even as man great talos cherishes for he saw in us in each of us the future of skyrim the future of tamriel and there it is we are the children of man dallas is the true god of man ascended from flesh to rule the realm of spirit [Music] make sure this guy's still talking did his lines repeat yet or has it all been unique dialogues your businesses your children you're very alive and what does the empire do nothing the imperial machine thank you vargas so rise up rise up children of the empire rise up i have an idea for i am the chosen of talos i alone have been anointed by the ninth to spread missing parameter do you mean missing parameter no oh maybe i don't need this you have come to hear the word hello my friends certainly and now walk among the stars [Music] wall i don't think they're talking because only one person can stand there and talk and reshape this land which is mine i do this for you red legions [Music] the future of skyrim the future of tamriel and there it is friends the ugly future we are the children of man dallas is the true god of man ascended from flesh to rule the realm [Music] you're very lives and what does the empire do nothing may worse than nothing the imperial machine elder racist why its own people so rise up rise of children of the empire they think they're superior oh so they're like the are they like the kkk of skyrim he who is that why they're called the high elves because they look down on everybody else i i just flicked it into my keyboard okay i got it out so it doesn't fall into the crack or we are one air you ascended and the eight became nine you walked among us not as god but as man [Music] [Music] orange you glad you got that stringy bit out the keyboard lol poggers [Music] each of loss the future of skyrim the future of tamriel and there it are the is of man dallas is the true god where are they going stop right there of course i quit saved give her money okay thanks for such nice streams trans rights transgender pride let's get it i'm so oh thank you divines bless your kind heart why are you begging it's what brennan said i should do he's the only one that's been nice to me since i'm pretty sure you can adopt her since she died my aunt and uncle took over our farm and threw me out said i wasn't good for anything i wound up here but i don't know what to do i miss her so much i could adopt you really do you do you have a place i could live no oh well she could just come with me you know train them young i gotta i'm gonna harvest these plants so i can eat can you be my father oh i forgot i'm a guy oh yeah i thought she was gonna call me your mom [Music] i wonder what i look like as a guy no train i'm young to fight to fight take me like to take her on an adventure to train her to fight is what i mean what is wrong with some of your brains thank you judo's what is wrong with you guys oh horse i'm gonna name my horse uh ron i just can't get over the way these horses walk wait does did do horses take fall damage i need to know this it's so stubby look how bad it is it's like no it's not fat it's really stubby i know it looks bad we've got to figure out what happened if that dragon is still sculpting around something spread out look for survival i could probably scale this oh wow okay yeah i [Music] no did back it's still here somewhere rocky and todd just got grabbed when they tried to make a run for it here he comes again where is he no i thought there would be a ledge i paid a thousand dollars i thought there would be a ledge i didn't think it would just like instantly fall out i just bought that horse i have nothing to live for ron okay it's like edge of [Music] well tomorrow sucks i guess i'm not going to take it up vertical heights anymore only if it's a slope so it doesn't fall to its death that one tom cruise movie it was a good movie i thought it was very cool it was one of it wasn't that well known at the time same with annihilation with that one person that was in star wars where is it where oh there he is i gotta go back down wait okay stay i'm gonna park my horse in here so it doesn't get hurt oh my god you stupid if it dies i'm going to be very sad oh [ __ ] my bose i'm not equipped favorite oh god i don't really want to go near okay i'll go hit it slide i'll just hit his ankle [ __ ] i was gonna go change the ankles get his ankles get his ankles i didn't miss i hit him wait did i actually miss no way that's not the sprint button i thought it was shift that's walk ah [ __ ] i'm hitting it i'm covering the hp here it was that it was out here wow cheese wheels are great search use my new shout power i can't believe it your dragon ball what's he wearing two caterpillars on his head his tails back from when there were still dragons in skyrim the dragonborn would slay dragons and steal their power that's what you did isn't it absorb the dragon's power i don't know no i think you may be right to find out try to shout according to the old legends only the dragonborn can shout without training the way you can train yourself to to shout what do you mean just go like ah that's right it's magic um do i have to favor this they used stories about the dragon ball boost i've suffered worse during the life you must be one you say you're being awfully quiet come on tell us do you believe in this dragonborn business they train so they can teach you so they knew the dragons were gonna come that's why they trained because they knew the dragonborn would come one day and they had to train him where's my horse ron i better not find ron's dead body ron oh there he is he surviving he he knows how to run to safety so that's nice come on let's go ron and that this looks so dumb looks like it looks like two people wearing a horse costume looks so weird it's so bouncy you sure took care of that dragon dragonborn repeating jokes that's that's not a joke that's literally what it looks like it just feels so lumpy it's i i i don't think it's stiff it's just look at this oh yeah i know it is kind of stiff okay so let me try the climbing abilities come on ron i paid top dollar oh no that was close wait maybe i can parkour i think those are the graybeards they're called graybeards because they have a gray beard did you know that i should i would be there by now if i just walk like a normal person [Music] are you going to play any of the witcher games or are they too long i forgot if you mentioned it before i can't get off maybe thank you icy mcspicy and attune and judo's trust me bro i told you i could parkour up to people that didn't believe me just kidding that was the road is my nose so itchy i think that guy's following me i've been looking that's something i'm supposed to deliver your hands only let's see a letter not sure who from he wouldn't say just that he was a friend of yours looks like that's it got to go bye-bye [Music] nope sorry nothing need something a woman a foreigner in these lands red guard like us wait it's likely not using her true name where are these we'll pay for it are they what regarding her why do they say they're not he's not allowed so we will be enrolled racist yeah they said you're not welcome here it's none of your concern all you need to know is that we're paying for information if that doesn't interest you feel free to walk away no i meant the guards man why are some people racist and scaring this place is not very bomb [Music] if you are able to figure out how to get up the stairs 10 gifted what stairs are you talking about what are you watching on mobile or something with the [ __ ] 10-year delay i like girls nice once i've made enough money trading with the khajiit caravans i'm going to buy the banner why does she why are her eyebrows upside down about the same as everyone else they're the cat folk of elsewhere a great warrior it's called elsewhere elsewhere ain't nothing like skyrim it's got tropical forests and dusty badlands it sounds awful yeah these khajiit make a living traveling the roads and selling their wares it's got to be tough well you guys think she looks bad there's a hard enough land when you've got a roof over your head i don't think she looks bad at all nobody wants them in the cities nobody trusts them why not do you trust them matter of fact i do they've been fair enough with me far as i can tell and dinord knows a liar when she sees one how how before my motto passed oh i didn't read the letter you're right i'd become the best traitor in skyrim i met one of the caravan leaders madran he said he'd help me get started if i could bring him a mammoth tusk easier said than done go kill a mammoth you'd do that if you find one i could teach you a thing or two about tracy sex her i can't bargain in the future goodbye did i have a level i think i did yeah i did [Music] oh i do need lock picking actually i'm not installing sex mod okay i'm not gonna install like the [ __ ] splattered mod either or like whatever mod they have cream pie mod i don't know 50 sex positions mod 18 plus restricted adults only thank you lucas for the five steps the one i installed before what do you know about the dragon i'm not very humble that's that i absorbed the power it's true the grey beards really we're summoning you what do you what can you tell me about the specters what can tell me about the dragonborn they live in seclusion high on the slopes of the throat of the world what are these graveyards dragonborn is said to be uniquely gifted in the voice the ability to focus your vital essence what's a vital essence is that what they call um really our dragonborn like negative energy when they sell you essential oils didn't you hear the thundering sounds as you return to whiterun the thundering sound summoning you've done a great service for me in my city i know the dialogue is quiet it's quiet for me too thank you commander keys that's within my power to gravitate i assign you lydia as a personal house carl and this weapon from my armory to serve as your badge lydia's a house and a car at the same time wouldn't want them to think you're part of the common rabble now would we we are honored to have you as thane of our city dragonball ranga calm yourself what does any of this nord nonsense have to do with our friend here capable as he may be i don't know nonsense why you puffed up ignorant these are sacred someone's being attacked wait i can't demonstrate my shout out okay i just want to see if they would be like a maze or something they don't care what are these grapes just have to not aim it at them i mean it's it's the same as me just blowing on someone's face actually that's yeah that's not allowed now because of corona but before corona that wouldn't really be illegal fools it's the same as just going like wait is that guy here i'm i honestly if he has anything any spell books or something come to dragon's reach to discuss the ongoing hostilities like holy warriors any dragons sadly no my work thank you randy perhaps what a fascinating conversation kill him can i learn more about magic oh they're all gonna direct me to winterhold i'm not much good at teaching you should try your luck at the call kill him hit him wait can you poison stuff in this game or is that only oblivion when they like ate stuff and died oh what do you know about shout outs i only know what i've heard in the old tales shouting is an ancient form of magic the use of one's voice to project their power they'll know what to do am i doing it ah ah student of the craft you'll need to start by learning an enchant take an enchanted weapon or piece of armor then use the arcane enchanter to learn its secrets i have to destroy everyone that i find so be wary once you know an enchantment you'll need a of course i have everything you need for sale if you take a look let's see if he has books uh calm familia what's a familiar flame a tronatch hey i'm taking that fast healing fire rune wait oh [ __ ] okay ronald you caused i [Music] i don't know who sent me that a friend elder's blood wait is this the blades i don't remember no oh yeah can i do that i don't have anything in disenchant oh i do acts of white run loots of listing pickpocket just gave me that well i don't want it i don't like axes they look weird appointed me to be your house carl it's an honor to serve you the yarl has reckoned the title of thane is an honor follow me like you've already got someone i think she's probably okay give me he's so worried all the time um give me my i want me to carry give me the axe okay and then [ __ ] off no what are we heading out and then [ __ ] off i'll head back home and then you come with me honored to see you again thank you x wren follow me [Music] and then you can have actually i'll use that sword i'll use that one instead yeah okay i should get a ui thing so that i don't have to like favorite it and then go there every time that's kind of it's kind of annoying you shouldn't leave weapons laying around someone could get hurt oh is it illegal that someone will be you have i made myself clear i'm sorry it doesn't happen again what are they gonna do trip on a [ __ ] great sword and accidentally cut their head off no maybe it's not my fault that's like if someone left a gun on the ground and someone picks it up and shoots someone else [Music] i don't know why but the way you shout slash scream slash yell never fails to crack this they don't even say anything they don't even i need to ask you that shouting is making people nervous sorry good glad we should i was just gonna say i thought they don't i thought they don't say anything about it no they do [Music] life's hard enough with all these men propositioning me but that bard is the worst oh ass mods you get a lot of attention from men no idea half the men in whiterun have proposed to me some were even single they'll never understand no amount of flowers or honeyed words are going to change my mind right now all that matters is my daughter milan wait she should get she should pick a man then so that she doesn't have to be the only one to take care of her daughter i'll talk to him if you want to try go right now i'm going to kill him for objectifying women yeah his skull is the only thing that's thick about him vegetables every day litty dab dab fam squad talk this one any litty dab dabbers a cow it's a bowl no even though okay you can do that to animals good to know for future reference what about this oh this is fine i'll think about it i'll install some mods by tomorrow if it's a lady you're looking for you best look elsewhere once me kyle gets them this guy is disgusting leave her alone didn't she i'm sorry but that fiery widow is mine she just doesn't know it yet leave her alone or else oh hey there i didn't mean to make you upset on my honor carlotta won't have to worry about me again now i can marry her can i make a request what can i do for you can you sing the age of aggression thank you lily i hope you had a good stream i don't know lily was as degenerate as i am at 5 00 a.m the days come and gone for the age of aggression it's just the dawn loot [Music] sure wait i think i glitched quite again only true imperials request that one why are you looking at me no to the days coming on stage of aggression and we store what we own with our blood and our steel we will take back our whole home anyways i got stuff to do i mean take plate oh i blew that there i used to pronounce puss's puss because i didn't know the difference anyways nope sorry um where should i go next college of winterhold how far is that no no no no remove holy [ __ ] that's far this is a big map are my grades good enough no i dropped out uh okay i'm just gonna see if there's any quests that like bring me somewhat closer let me find the red guard woman let me do this since i'm in here i have to actually find her this is [ __ ] i'm not finding her speak with the leader okay companions companions give money nope sorry nothing we'll drink to the youth to the days it's coming gone the age of aggression is now nearly gone we'll drive out the storm cloaks and restore while we are she's in the in and harvard i'm stuck in the sewage and how is it [Music] the red guard woman that's john want to hear a little nor think you can go blade a blade with me you'd be dead and why not i could beat anyone in the city bare handed 100 gold says i knock your high to the ground just fists no weapons no magic let's go it's not her but let's let's beat her up come on how do i block this is i don't have any more stamina there now that's what i call a punch you got me you [ __ ] owned you're no liar so i can buy more spells because i really need spells if you ever need another blade at your side just ask wouldn't mind seeing how you handle a few trolls oh [ __ ] with the new spells i'm gonna have to find out where they come from yes so where's the woman this is an ode to skyrim staunch protectors that's my bed now her face are you sure oh no they found me i need your help please come with me sorry i need to speak to you privately quickly huh please we need to speak in private okay is she in the way i've got your back all right what is it what do you mean and we'll see you over here okay guys oh she wasn't kind of okay wait wait she better not [ __ ] try to shank me so are you working oh my god you can take me you so much has touched me and you're going to lose wait we can talk this out i mean it i'll i'll cut you in half so the alakir know where i am what do they offer you gold they just asked they just asked me to find you you can't tell them please i need your help and there isn't anyone i can trust here in the city why there's give me money there will be of that you can be assured i am not the person that the people of whiterun think i am my real name is eamonn i am a noble of how suda and hammerfell a noble the men who are looking for me the alakir they are assassins and the employee of the al marie dominion they wish to exchange my blood for gold i need you to root them out and drive them away before they find me and drag me back to hammerfell for an execution okay i'll help her mercenaries only in it for the money they're led by a man named kamatu get rid of him and the rest will scatter i don't dare show my face unless they recognize me so you'll have to find out where they are okay i heard one of them was just arrested trying to sneak into the city if he's locked up in the jail perhaps you can get it out of him please i know i'm asking you to do something difficult maybe even dangerous i just don't know who else i can trust why i don't know for sure i spoke out against the aldmeri dominion publicly i suspect that's why these oh she's a radical radical is that what you call when you're like against the government a radical man or man you think i'd be in hiding if this was something i trusted town guards to handle an antichrist cunning disinfectant they'll pay off whoever they can i can't trust anyone and tiffer you should be able to criticize your government without being scared of dying so i'm on her side thank you elisa once i've made enough oh that's the um okay let's let me go find the person in jail can i install a big boob mod okay sure i'll install a big boob mod wait am i going the wrong way no is it beyond this wall do wait why would argonians have titties argonians shouldn't have the wrong way watch the skies traveler i want your mum [ __ ] off was that search what oh salmon wait i can breathe underwater forever that's nice you ever see like furry drawings where they add tits but they don't add nipples and it's just like two mounds i guess it's like that for lizards cause lizards don't really have nipples do they no why not need a blade we should talk to adrian at the forge what are you looking at are you fine come back you have a death wish then if you know that name you must know to meet him would be to meet your end but it seems we both have needs friend perhaps we can help each other out i drew that no i just saw my brothers by being captured so they have left me here yeah that's why i'm saying like why would they have nipples but i have no arguments god's forsaken land if i can be released from prison i may start over see to that and i'll tell you what you want to know i just don't think it's very realistic it's kind of breaking my immersion in this game because i was clumsy enough to be captured kamatu always says we're supposed to be the best of the best i wasn't oh one hundred gold wait a hundred that's really cheap you can afford that can't you i suppose you'd better hope you can if you want the information that's not bad i thought it was gonna be like 500 one of these guards and i'll tell you what you want to know you know what they say what was it like six out of ten people have three nipples no if i lock down they're going to arrest me thank you ej cool and savage yeah six out of ten people have a third nipple wait didn't i hello i used to shut open the door i have four maybe it's just one person with like 6 000 nipples skewing the average what is it dragons no unlock the door i got scammed what happened hello oh you buy my way out of here and i'll tell you what you want to know your fine's been paid very well kamatu is west of whiterun it's an unassuming little cave called swindler's den you realize if you set foot in there you're never coming back out they'll kill you but that's your problem not mine god my fine's been paid now set me free sorry my ears aren't so good you say something i said my fine has been paid now let me out right right oh look at that i seem to have lost my keys might take me a while to find them you just sit tight i'll get around to it eventually curse you it's not my fault what are you looking at goodbye touching by well met thank you keon well let me talk to the companions before i go there because they give money and i need money because spells are very expensive can i hop this okay nope i need money please don't don't what i need money don't hop wait why oh you mean over the fence i think that leaves white run thank you wabasom i can't enthusiastically cheer them on this is [ __ ] thank you wabasso um i'm pretty sure i married this guy before a stranger i'd like to join would you now here let me have a look at you my there's seven i'm scared because i duped him to see if they would all preach but only one of them does accepting him i am nobody's masterpiece apologies but perhaps this isn't the kind i've never even heard i'm the dragonborn sometimes the famous come to us sometimes men and women come together it makes no difference what matters is their heart that's true how you dare question my skill calm down okay sorry you need to show off thank you gabo vilk is here will be the one testing your man i'm gonna bring the [ __ ] out of vilcas hello i'm the dragonborn just promote me to like command general or something damn what kind of candle is this i can't even blow it out that's crazy i've done nothing yet to be known i'm fusing left and right if you wish to hunt with me your feet need boost and your eyes quicker hey watch it i messed up i actually hit someone if you wish to hunt with me your feet need to be quick and your eyes quicker i know it does damage i just want to blow everything off the table because it's real because it's really satisfying wait yeah that's the good stuff the old man said to have a look at you look slow to me what do you think this is magic next time won't be so easy i didn't know magic wasn't allowed but for now you're still a wealth to us new blood so you do what we tell you here's my sword go take it up to your limb to have it sharpened is that his brother behind him not this guy this one yeah i'm doing the [ __ ] boy work i'm doing what i'm asked attitude would get you far if you were some stuffy merchant or a y'all's footstool okay dude you'll want to learn to live your own life remember nobody rules anybody it's a harmless request we don't have to ego it i'll be going i have a favor to ask what i've been working on a shield for ayala my wife is what's the weapon i think i think it has frost enhancement yeah that's why i said that's why i picked the other one where i said i was just doing what i'm told because it was just common decency wasn't like a big deal god [ __ ] this guy stupid [ __ ] blowed his fire thank you dan turnips too far yeah that's true you won't be able to reach it that's the whole point that's there's a smithing book i blew into the furnace wait i'll go check if you eastgro more himself have your shield ah good i've been waiting for this wait i remember you so the old man thinks you've got some heart i guess you know this one i saw him training in the yard with vilcas i heard you gave him quite expression don't let bilkis catch you saying that that's not very protective armor i would kill him whoa he's up there we're rough but there's no okay like why did they keep baiting me into thinking that i have to pick the ego responses and then when i pick the confident ones they're like whoa relax [ __ ] [ __ ] did you call me of course we did ice brain show this new blood where the rest of the world sleeps i get my own bed wait i saw a diamond something skewer and a yellow like the tv but they're good people they challenge us i'm waiting i don't know who's talking to me oh i haven't seen you my brother focus is a better talker than me he should be around someplace what did you see his face he was just standing there with his mouth open nice to have a new face around it's boring here sometimes i hope we keep you this can be a rough life the quarters are up here just pick a bed and fall in it thank you lost name will keep the place clean she always has all right so here you are come to me no please i don't know who's talking to me is lydia talking to me nothing we can't handle it's not him [Music] take every precaution one bite you could end up as one of them thank you kaja and slim derp i'll take care of it excellent show them no mercy no i think he's he's where who oh he's over here let me go check the smithing book real quick i think it's in the forge because i dumped it in there hey do these do they ever fix the table and stuff they do right i'm pretty sure they do after some time they fix themselves no no i'm pretty sure they do oh here it is i got it does this hurt me oh it doesn't huh ah i think you could draw it huh why lock picking um so i can pick locks what's wrong with lock picking obscure says that i have the strength oh [ __ ] it's because you're not locked out of doing it oh yeah i was thinking oh [ __ ] you're right you don't have to you can still do it even if it's not i kind of forgot okay whatever it's fine yeah exactly like you can still try it even if you don't have it leveled up i kind of forgot whatever it did there is some stuff i need to i could lockpick but i don't know where i'll take that thank you expert okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay [Music] okay okay it doesn't look like it's moving at all oh [ __ ] there it is oh it's here i was trying the wrong side this whole time okay uh ah yeah if it doesn't look like it it's probably not the case i thought i thought it was like so subtle that i was missing it that's it i'm taking my point back it's too late i can't it's really saved over some nights i dream when you get to be my age you'll come to he's not looking how goes the hunting brother what [ __ ] i don't want that ah whatever sell it so what wait does someone know if you steal their clothes off of them come to me with questions i know our history almost as well as vignar by now except i can remember it you really have oh so you can but they'll know uh okay don't they send assassins wait i feel like i have vague knowledge of that yeah if you steal stuff from people they send people after you it's fine i can handle some assassins um this is a nice sword i'm gonna use that instead wait it's not that it's not that much better i'll just keep it i wish i could sell my stolen goods though all right actually i'll give it to her to carry still here thank you bedivia can you hold something for me i am at your command she gonna hold it i'll use this 26. well i'll use this let's get going then wait i mean it's okay it's just two-handed it's fine flons is two-handed no i can't afford a house how much money do i have right now hold on i have 205 gold that's not even one spell wait i got new spells but i haven't been using them destruction fire rune spark i don't really use this one i'm gonna unfavor that actually no i'll leave it wait i thought i got what did i get candlelight oh candlelight is nice sometimes i can't see [ __ ] oh fast healing okay oh [ __ ] don't break my legs let's go let's go get the uh graveyard stuff to get more money you can simply type in add money 1 million f how about i don't do that what the [ __ ] why not that's cheating that's why that is cheating oh the nim root wait so can i eat it or is it a collection quest again [Music] wow uh i hope i'm going the right way is it this path that doesn't look like a [Music] path it's the right way i have no idea wait i don't need to use the road i have a horse goodbye everybody it's time for ron's true potential wrong go up [Music] thank you weezen warrior for gifting a million subs and thank you bedivia and frisky paradise let's go it's time it's time no please come on ron yes oh that's a bit steep i should go left just kidding nothing steep for ron nothing's too steep for ron thank you pink zones he's literally just flying up flying pony let's go ron go i think we're almost there come on i didn't save oh man i gotta work my way back up again [ __ ] he's fine save i think we're like around that there my ankles are always bleeding i don't want the nimrou whatever there's a road i am aware but i got a horse so i don't need to take a road roads are for mortal men i have a being that transcends reality dumb [ __ ] let's go save okay we're just gonna go straight up let's go this looks good come on clock clock let's go i believe ron can fly i believe ron can touch the sky ron can do anything he sets his mind to right here lmao didn't know that it was my third month already wtf okay maybe this is a bit too steep i think this is a bit too steep just kidding nothing's too steep for ron holy [ __ ] look at him go what the [ __ ] just like how the pilgrims used to travel thank you mrs steele your girl thank you suryash ron be on them good sugar cubes good wait i'll go over there come on ron it works better if you go back the crash is worth it what do you mean go backwards call the judge who's getting it just walked off i'm sorry what you trying to slide in trying to slam the dms please bro get up okay good i think we're almost there save backwards how do you go back like this you can't go backwards it just goes for i'm about to just run off you can't go backwards no holding s just makes him turn around you can't i'm not trying it again come on is this too steep this is literally vertical nothing is too steep let's go i need to go over here or i could go this way [ __ ] sometimes you need to take two steps back to take three steps forward okay this is a valuable life lesson i think i see the talk okay this is not the way we're gonna go this way instead no wrong mountain we're only halfway i can't wait that's it i didn't climb that far [ __ ] horse go squish horse go squish horse go squish horse go squish horse go squish horse go squish horse go squish wait i can go up here sue dude okay we're here no we're not but like i mean this is a good place to run on thank you ida and npc and thought processor and booty juice oh he's flying jason i know you can hear me up there and i know you're watching daf at max volume because i hear her stupid weird sub alerts come back downstairs and finish emptying the sim card in unplugging the wi-fi you sim jason four weird i think your esp lite i miss red dead when the horse would just ragdoll down the cliff yeah mostly because i was just running down the cliff trying to save a few seconds okay we're halfway there oh you know what we're on the road let's just take the road if i could no we're here wait we're here no we're actually here it's right here isn't it oh [ __ ] wrong door god damn it i'm guessing these are for me the dragonborn yeah they're offerings for me the dragonborn so a dragonborn appears at this moment in the turning of the age i'm answering your summons see if you truly have the gift they look like my grandparents dragonborn let us taste of your voice you see those warriors from hammerfell where they've got curved swords curved swords thank you jay i am aware i speak for the graveyards no you know why they're called grey beards why have you come here do you know why we are here to guide you in that don't say it just as the grey beards have sought to guide those of the dragon blood that came before you you are not the first there have been many of the dragon blood since i don't care i'm sorry whether you are the only dragonborn of this age that is not ours to know you are the only one that has been revealed it's because their fears are great you have shown that you are dragged you have the inborn gift but do you have the discipline and temperament to follow the path for you truth taking the first steps towards projecting your voice yeah what oh wind oh that's the wrong one thought it was bad guys i was wondering why you wouldn't talk to me no doubt the appearance of a dragon born at that time is not an accident your destiny is surely bound up with the return of the dragons ow my leg is bleeding i'm soon your path will be made clear who's coughing there is indeed much that we know that you do not that does not mean that you are ready to understand it do not let your easy mastery of the voice tempt you with dragons from the unborn abilities some believe that dragonborn oh tell me about the greybeards study the way of the voice according to the teachings of our founder jurgen winkler very few are permitted yoga their voices are too powerful for anyone not trained he was a great war leader of the ancient nords master of the voice or you should focus on owning your voice oh they're still here i'm looking i'm looking at it uh oh my god this is why i hate talking to old people as part of your initiation master einarth will allow you to tap into his understanding of oh it's not just foose now wait that took half oh my oh i'm supposed to oh do i have to dig do the yellow saw again again ah you gotta do both for the quest to count thank you wandering corpse and archie pad [ __ ] you bori let's go your film is precise you show great promises oh [ __ ] sorry that's my that's my sensei can i push him to go faster oh my god how did he end up going backwards oops sprint into them okay hold on uh [Music] good thing i saved you can change the direction that you're falling in anyways while we wait for these old man oh you're right you can skip them right i need can i just walk through it i can't close it on him it doesn't like let me walk stand next master bori will give the secret ready can i push them off the mountain no i can't shove him anymore your quick mastery of a new fume is uh astonishing i'd heard the stories of the abilities of dragonborn but to see it for myself i thought this was easy for everyone indeed but beware that your skill does not outstrip your wisdom there's something in my ear retrieve the horn of jurgen winkler our founder from his tomb in the ancient vein i picked out a really big piece the other day of the voice anyways lydia come with me does this shout protect me from fall damage like let's say i was falling and then i shut and then i shout and go horizontally does it reset my velocity no you just can't shout when you're jumping okay well good to know yeah you can't show me there [ __ ] [Music] ron interesting anyways all right i'm tired i was feeling tired since like four hours ago oh [ __ ] all right i'll see you tomorrow i need to uh start packing orders i need i waited a bit in case anybody wanted to email me about combining stuff so yeah but i gotta actually start going i gotta get going start doing that stuff goodbye bye bye bye bye puppy

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Published: Mon Aug 24 2020