39daph Plays Bioshock Infinite - Part 1

it gets better after 120 hours i i don't know it was i think it was probably good for 2010 maybe because like the mechanic was probably interesting back then the flashlight thing that was awful that was so boring that's loud oh my lord [Music] wow [Music] [Music] [Applause] hey [Music] medium thanks dumbling jammies i'm done with getting one shot every two seconds [Music] what okay what what are you afraid of god no but i'm afraid of you i don't want to press escape or just skips it are you going to just sit there as compared to what i was ready to pay you to stop playing weight so instead of a bribe here's a reward not standing no i do expect you to do all the rowing and why is that coming here was your idea my idea i've made it very clear that i don't believe in the exercise the rowing no imagine that's wonderful exercise then what the entire thought experiment excuse me how much longer one goes into an experiment knowing one could think one does not undertake an experiment knowing one has failed scroll key i suggest vaccine no i mean i greatly appreciate it elizabeth perhaps you should ask him i imagine he has a greater interest in getting there than i do i suppose he does but there's no point in asking why not because he doesn't roll he doesn't row no he doesn't we've arrived yeller oh i haven't played bioshock 2 on stream shall we tell him when we'll be returning is there fov setting i got beans and seven dollars excuse me wait bring us the girl and white away the dead this is your last change the use the basin this is the third game in a row we've played where the main character is a half of five o'clock shadow bearded white dude we gotta keep up that trend is anyone here hello [Music] hello [Music] [Music] don't disappoint us a new eowyn soil shall i plant thee oh eden that was a [ __ ] d oh it's a d i thought i was an that makes a lot more sense yeon oh it's one two two no hidden grenade launcher we demanded that card oh oh [ __ ] [Music] [Music] fart [Music] [Music] some morse code it's an electric chair sorry mate it's just a bit loud in it all right can i say it looks like they expect me to sit in their fancy chair they're all saved my god my american right five feet hallelujah [Music] [Music] [Music] this is a shiro father [ __ ] someone said is that spacex why would he send his savior unto us if we will not raise a finger for our own salvation and though we deserve not his mercy he has led us to this new eden elon a last chance for is this elon elon city father elon oh my child and the prophet shall lead the people to the new eden wait look at his hand a this is [Music] nice beard did they deal with mold so [ __ ] bright oh wait can i take this [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] stealing offer is it um illegal to steal offerings what law does it break it's just cuntish okay excuse me where am i heaven friend or as close as we'll see till judgment day let's keep such questions she has such baby eyes in my womb shall grow the seed of the prophet why are they always so obsessed with [ __ ] and pregnancy and seeds like like religion i mean they're always so obsessed with [ __ ] stuff love the prophet because he loves the sinner i'm the sinner because he is you without the sinner what need is there for a redeemer without sin oh my god i have no reflections the [ __ ] balloon the bloom and every year on this day of days we recommit ourselves to our city and to our prophet father we recover from your sacrifice and the giving of thanks and by submerging ourselves in the sweet waters of baptism and love if the prophet has struck down the penalties of me and not railed against the sovereign beneath us but not accept the three golden gifts of the pounders what if i splash all the from the sodden candles newly come to colombia to be washed clean before us get the [ __ ] out of the way i just need passage into the city passage to the city brother the only way to colombia is through rebirth in the sweet waters of baptism baptism is just the initiation right like that's how you get in turn around and get back on that rocket is hey i baptize you in the name of our prophet in the name of our founders and the name of our lord [Music] but this one doesn't look clean wait i passed out who's there who's there [Music] investigate [Music] into matters both public and private oh no that guy tried to kill me is that gaben on the left no that's moon that idiot priest needs to learn the difference between baptizing a man and drowning why this only so quiet i need to find a landmark and figure out where the hell i am to father franklin a key of gold so that eden might have industry that set her above all other nations jefferson our prophet fills our lungs with water so they may better love the air that did i even hear me he who crossed the delaware with flaming sword why is this so bright cause we're in heaven against ignorance and tyranny strength share with me your wisdom and let the light of your good judgment shine like a beacon through the darkness okay i did turn on the brightness any plowing woman in the heavens just a bunch of [ __ ] sons that's fair sure fools all right still got a girl to find [Music] what if you fall out of the window do you get insurance [Music] you get dead hot dogs [Music] about to have her oyster wow food is free is this what life is like under [Music] to you capitalism colombian people on the holy forgiveness of our dear lady comstock our beloved mother of forgiveness i mean marshak won with capitalism you've got big ass cheese and food whoa wait there's multiple how do you get how do you get to the other places this place is nice never hire an artist my dear fellow they are a temperamental and unreliable one to a man park is uh-huh far behind schedule the the landscaping is half finished the statuary hasn't arrived the fountain is full of rain water for god's sake even the marigolds are still unplanted all work which should have been done months ago can i get a new drip salt stall does not matter to a liberty the statue of colombia is this not it nope you're looking fit oh people are so nice i would i want to live here this seems like a nice place they even have ice delivery i don't know if they'll welcome asian people though yeah let me skip the cure this is a little baptism [Music] huh this place is nice he's strong in the sword but a bit weak in the key of the scroll if you get my meaning [ __ ] in short a beautiful day for the festivities columbia and now i'm gonna press f on everything they can survive it'll be fine kinetic scope the wire the false shepherd the false shepherd seeks only to lead our land but sure who is the false shepherd is it him is it him is it hit or him is it him is it you [Music] is it her [Music] nope can't be here [Music] i still don't know who it is who's this who's the sassy among us i want to get a better view [ __ ] [Music] do [Music] do do do do do do do [Music] [Music] my [Music] it's just a giant green screen under us that's what it is what'd you care for 38 cents for the girls that's so cheap i can buy that maybe next time you'd look dashing with one in your lapel oh the economy is flourishing eat their cheese one man goes into the waters of baptism a different man comes out born again but who is that man who lies submerged that swimmer is both sinner and saint until he is revealed onto the eyes of man this is like an american utopia that kind of talk draws attention oh don't turn into some faint and radical on me john i do not want to be some character out of i married a box popular now do i that sounds cool vox papoolie yeah that's where they said i'd find her telegram mr dewitt telegram for you sir telegram dewitt stop do not alert comstock to your presence stop whatever you do do not pick number 77 stop pick 77 [ __ ] sock man why do they charge people to use telescopes that kind of pisses me off in real life i'm trying to look through but that you got to put a quarter in that's such a [ __ ] scam my good day to you sir eat my ass murder of crows [ __ ] broncos let me practice my aristocrat laughs [Laughter] who amongst you has tasted the divine gift of the figure one swing and feats of one dementor at the tips of your fingers you know our prophet is fair you know our prophet is kind and he has asked first i've been denounced why i think to bring to you these amazing wonders praise be to our prophets and praise be to our mercy if i told you [Applause] [Music] wait there's poor people [Music] i don't see any poor people [Music] wait there's poor people living here i don't want to live here anymore would you believe me young sir young miss roll up and try the amazing power of [ __ ] bronco whether you need it lifted locked and tossed or tumbled [ __ ] bronco is just the tick find the devil good sir and cast him out do you have what it takes nasty cast out the devil number two he's on a roll is it a trial or do i get to keep this your seventh grade english teachers daughters worked on this game oh wow cool very nice wait twelve dollars is that a lot i mean a bouquet of flowers only 30 cents we're pretty rich now right [Music] a shotgun [Music] wait i left the trophy no i didn't come on welcome to the circus [Applause] [Music] the circus of value [Applause] kids are smoking i thought i was gonna say this must be british they're pretty american flags [Music] what's a voxophone vending machines wait where have you ever lost a penny to a vending machine has a pretty telephone ever refused to connect you with a beloved spouse give me one of those it's just a whisper they're all ears how is that legal because she's got dead eyes what just happened possession press to turn machines into allies mac [ __ ] oh my god we're on a mec city don't know why i didn't recognize you before come on let me through heads or tails i thought i already flipped the tails that's a big coin i never find that as satisfying as i'd imagined chin up there's always next time i suppose there is the gingers is what is it the [ __ ] weasleys well how do i drop children from the sky that sounds like fun watch them go splat in game of course he looks just fine to me oh that uses all my salts wait so she's dead my this is how rich people talk oh my goodness what's going on is it the 4th of july here my goodness i hope i don't run into any poor people i have read all your books on the sciences mama says it's not a fit occupation for a lady but i think she's wait that's me is it true that only you were allowed to visit the girl in the tower if the lamb is lonely too watch her out i'd like to meet her as we would have much in common warmest regards constance why'd i copy that tattoo because i thought it'd be like cool and edgy [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome to [Music] did i already pick one how do i join mister oh oh yeah yeah yeah john shaw john infinite giant silly there's never a charge for the raffle you've been sleeping under a rock 77 97 77 that's a lucky number i'll be rooting for you bring me room for this the bowl is that not the prettiest young white girl in all of colombia should definitely do be white then why the winner is number 17. over here number 77 come and claim your prize what's wrong then please what are you doing come on are you gonna throw it or are you taking your coffee black these days why can't you take your coffee black oh looks like we've got a shy one here we've got to do something about that [ __ ] wait it's him [Music] now who'd you get that brand wait that jeremiah snake in the grass falls shepherd and we ain't letting no false shepherd into our flock show them what we got planned boys [Music] how come they don't have guns things impact [Music] search the court it was empty oh salt hold on let me get some more sauce oh they do have guns what have i made out of titanium oh there we go oh one button i thought i could aim down sight i told you comstock you sell them paradise and the customers ads ability to possess humans who suicide when the effect expires what is what adds ability to possess humans who's suicide so it makes i don't does it me possession now turns machine and man into allies hold and release to create a ghostly trap how is that legal i'm sure every show no menials in god's kingdom well i have a man in georgia who release us as many negro convicts why you can say they're simple souls in penance for rising whatever eases your conscience i suppose oh z that feels so awkward wait um can you not turn on the [Music] art subtitles is that it oh [ __ ] probably the gate that was locked earlier whatever get it done the shooting is pretty satisfying it's very smooth might as well as rob um it's getting hot i didn't play the second bioshock on stream play the first one on stream though just kidding okay how much damage will they do on hard am i experienced with fps games press to throw a fiery grenade and see how bad [Music] that wasn't no sample i can switch should i use it oh [ __ ] oh it has um you gotta like measure the depth it's not a straight line oh they drop stuff do they have snacks on them oh they do they got some candy bars but they don't heal much at all the blue ribbon restaurant i'm so hungry q oh things non-nalo seasons pass and a golden pistol upgrade 503 pieces wait i didn't know i got a battle pass for this game oh [ __ ] i'm drunk look at opening day wait what [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i got a new hat skylines new boots and new pants infusion oh um i'll go with shield salt i'm guessing shield regens but uh health doesn't melee targets are knocked back so much stuff wait can i just take it i can take it without equipping it right how do you get so much stuff i think it's the version of the game i got betrayer yeah but then does that make me blow up oh my gosh look at all that whoa side strafing and back pedaling the difference between life and death wait so i couldn't do that before daft how do i open it how do i oh [ __ ] you'll find the going tough enough without squandering your friends [Music] daff pirate ammunition inventory button it's oh i told you comstock you sell them paradise and the customers expect yeah what are these and why is z aim down sight i don't actually know sure no menials in god's kingdom well i have a man in georgia who lease us as many negro convicts as you can board i don't mean to play that again stay there walking backwards but i already hold on aim down middle mouse um that might be better rising above their station whatever eases your conscience i suppose i don't know what the thing does still though hmm i don't know what that is gamepl i think yeah so we'll see if we get one shot every two seconds in a bit we got a [ __ ] on the upgrades in the beginning though father comstock called on me today to write his biograph me the man pays for exactly 100 pages in advance now i'm half a jew when i smell silver so i say i say father your flock would pay for a thousand you know why settle for less and then the prophet looks to me and says 100 will suffice as i know how it ends i thought i turned on the other subtitles oh [ __ ] we're moving where is that moving 100 is a lot dude a bouquet of flowers 30 cents oh damn hook must be magnetized what if you miss your jump [Music] i think i'll cue the pistol [Music] that i don't think that's at me it's fine wait how many weapons can you hold on i made a friend what is wow that's got a big range why doesn't everybody have um the vibe if they're that strong maybe not everybody can drink them oh oh my god where am i supposed to go there's so much going on in here yeah pray the [ __ ] shooter away good one oh this one do not panic a meeting of the columbia friends of the society until the is equal none of us are equal okay [Music] i panicked where's the woman i have to kill her too their half protest protects them from being shot in the head really that possesses him is he possessed yes he is does that last forever this an automatic pistol someone batches equal rights [Applause] woman's rights [Music] did that guy just have blackface [Music] ouch i hacking love equal rights fights the serpent of nations odd odd audamus patria nostra defendere what does that mean ah ah ew this is eight from that pile john wilkes move it's civilian okay shoot first ask questions later oh no they have guns what are they eating this is nasty also the shield regenerating the cracking thing it's almost like it's the opposite ah it's like the opposite of what i like it cracks and i keep thinking it's breaking but it's uh no they're cannon balls really i mean they look pretty vegan to me let me see what's on the other side ah and when the angel colombia gave on to the founders the tools to build a new eden they did so without hesitation for 85 years they prepared the way of the lord but when the great apostate came he brought war with him and the fields of eden were soaked with the blood of brothers the only emancipation he had to offer was death for god and country the prophet you can run yeah but then when you run you can't strafe as fast forgot the main weapon [Music] are these supposed to be the kkk but they found dye oh i didn't even see that protecting our race oh i'll take um the shield there you got the blue they're the blue lives that's what they're talking about oh wait wait wait what are these drawing hold on hold on what the [ __ ] asian representation on their painting wisdom defense what exactly was the great emancipator emancipating the negro from [Music] why go to fainton and you shall find out no animal is born free except they don't count they they didn't count irish to care for the rest of creation this way why don't you see that door there's a secret room in this building if you find the key well i don't find it found it well where's the room i don't find it oh is there a flashlight toggle it's a little bit dark oh pooly the vox papooli try other gun the other gun head shots are don't feel satisfying also the cross hair is uglier protecting the race what kind of paperwork do they do chinese prisoner i gotta save him [Music] i think he died he's definitely dead she tells us i don't think i'm doing it right with devil's kiss is this one devil's kiss oh this one that's this is the goth one why wouldn't everybody drink this you literally get superpowers fold and release to create a nest trap so they can all kind of make traps little mouse of summoner's crows ah um how can the oh it's running it's low on ammo i thought i thought there was weapon durability the first powershot explains what happens everyone drinks them oh yeah they fell into addiction um so i guess not everybody wants to get addicted [Music] [Music] what's it i bet i can get to monument island from that station what is it ah i'm not saying it oh i'm not four foot nine [Music] super 49 i'm not even french his eyes what color were his eyes yes like that okay what about his temperament oh he was certainly an anarchist you can spot them anywhere how did he survive a bullet shot to his eye [Music] is that supposed to be me or they talk they might be talking about someone else dude the crows are so cool i love the crows i wish i could do that it's a yennifer let's go to the gondola oh i hecking love crows like i like [Music] i think aiming down sight sucks you're yeah crosser kind of disappears maybe if i had a snoypad but it seems like most things are close range sniping's a good job mate professionals have standards dollar bill causes the corpses of i can't afford that jesus uncanny mystery got a ripple in space time oh [ __ ] [Music] hello kill them i can't see mate i gotta rob more dead bodies [Music] we're closed the tower protects the land from the fall shepherd i have 2020 vision no uh my vision got worse lately my left eye is also worse than my right eye which made me really sad look at my gold gun cool [Music] we're sorry to say that monument island is off limits you've got to go workmen should proceed to the island by means of the skyline skylights huh poppers came riding in our backpack [Music] this doesn't seem very osha friendly is um i can't see where i'm going are you allowed to drink and zip is drinking and zipping aloud and the lord saw the wickedness of man was great and he repented he had made man on the earth rain 40 days and 40 nights of this stuff and he left not a thing that walked alive you see my friends even god is entitled to a do-over wait i can jump mid-section it's columbia if not another one maybe i only jumped downwards for another time wowie oh my god i can't see there's another skyline up above somehow get some elevation i could probably reach it elevation [Music] what mike yeah they really need to come stock maybe that's like some difficult things which way do i go this way reverse wow wow this guy's fit as [ __ ] thinks cold mcfried and charleston and jerome chalet collidy fresh and psycho [Music] parkour oh wrong way they were friendly oh [ __ ] you're supposed to leave one survivor so they could go and tell other people [Music] you don't know me pal can you hear me [Music] what brought you to colombia no the subtitles are small i always can't find let me i mean let me see if there's a way to make them bigger no maybe in gameplay graphics no they're pretty small which you holy [ __ ] aboard his zachary they didn't let me turn around for some reason earlier gotta find the controls to take this thing to monument island monument is it loud it's okay i'm not gonna hurt you what are you supposed to think when you pray like how can people just pray for hours okay i'm sure i can get this thing going that's everything but i'm just [Music] god damn it [ __ ] oh [ __ ] woohoo welcome is there gambling in this game oh no we already have debt never mind i was i was wondering if there's a way to make a lot of money really fast i think you can hack the machine right that's it i played this before when it came out i'm going to come out like seven eight years ago i don't i barely remember anything except uh i wonder where they got it locked up in this place well like i know the plot twist i never played the dlc though no i was such a billy when i played this i never noticed any of the uh i don't i don't remember anything about the racism like actually i just shot people there's a way to change it in the game files oh my god that's so much work quarantine no oh mamma mia i guess even in a restricted area these crackers need someone to clean the floors politicians and scientists don't bother about what they surround me because i'm some half-leaded colored boy the what but i can tell they scared out of their whis by the thing they got locked upstairs yes sir they gotta talk about the tail and they don't know whether to hang on a run oh no specimen morphology those are some long fingers ew box crime board do not speak to the specimen oh interesting why can't dying hair be that simple interesting what's a menarche thanks brownie for period ew why do they keep that it's been 20 months already time sure does fly when we're having fun death failure fall quarantine may lead to death mr thompson sir i replaced the entire fuse banker's ass and the lights were all in working order last night last night there they go again we go through boxes of fuses every day as of late [Music] oh no electric shock therapy something he's locked picking that giant door [Music] experiment on him i thought there are experiments on her we're doing trying to shock his skin white specimen painting i like this kind of like yeah i prefer games that go for like a more stylized approach over super realistic i like like this same dishonored dishonored is good at that too [Music] it's like it's not i have seen the seeds of fire that will prepare the sodom below for the coming of the lord but elizabeth shall sow those seeds not i i will fall before the job is done but she shall take up my mantle the lord is calling me home i feel his love in every tumor because they are the train which takes me to his station and i go with joy knowing that elizabeth will take my earthly place but the false shepherd is coming to lead my land astray well the not born safe from his deceptions things rogue famous dressing rooms just got my new apartment thank you congratulations through my journey i hope you don't get bugs woman wait there one way [Music] ew how old is she now nice drawings [Music] i got a bird 20. hey what the [ __ ] she's opening and playing to see [Music] oh it took the it took the painting it's got nothing to do with the job at hand couldn't this job's getting worse all the time what makes the girl different i suspect it has less to do with what she is and rather more with what she is not a small part of her remains from where she came it would seem the universe does not like its peas mixed with its porridge this place is nice very belle from uh [Music] holy [ __ ] all right i can do this oh wait she literally lives in the statue that's a big place i wonder how much rent is this troy baker probably probably have a harder time finding a game that doesn't have trouble banker in it me uh uh hello she's probably never seen a man in her life hey knock it off ouch will you stop it i'm not here to hurt you who are you my name is dewitt i'm a friend i come to get you out get away the principles of quantum [Music] are you real i'm real enough he's coming you you've got to go boy you don't want to be here just a minute i'm getting dressed get you out of here there's no way out trust me i've looked stop it you're too impatient that's enough what about this what about it this is the way up isn't it give it to me quantum mechanics that yeon neon sometimes squeaks if you don't give him what he wants and he's pouting [Music] oh my god [Music] you why did you come here this way come on [Music] [Music] i'm stuck call the elevator what press the button [Music] what is all this they were watching me all this time why why did they put me in here what am i imagine finding out they watched you for every second of your life [Music] we have to keep moving he's tearing the building apart [Music] is your name not written anywhere [Music] out of the way let me try it which way knows her name maybe yeah she's so fast actually not blown away oh [Music] do i do anything oh house uh [Music] [Music] [Music] why it crack pressure water pressure mr dewitt mr white [Music] tell me what you are with her right now anna [Music] at least they got her books they got her a lot of books imagine if they gave her fortnight she would be so good because that's all she could ever do just play fortnite elizabeth are you all right actually cpr books in the land of the living here let me i'll be fine you almost drowned wait syphilis name is samir fine just does she even know where music is okay i won't be long i won't be long mr dewitt when he said his name was rawhide kobayashi what kind of name is that don't laugh at his name rise oh my gosh they built a floating beach don't be such a cry baby hey do you see a young girl is this some kind of sales pitch would you just sell young girls or something what you see a young girl a blue skirt no no but i'm without an escort if you're looking to pass the time cover your ankles [ __ ] i don't know oh i'm so low in my health eat some sand peanuts yummy stealing from kids yeah and i wouldn't have any other way disregard those kids hey i'm looking for a young girl who isn't brother he's got such anime eyes it's so sparkly how did they transport all that sand [Applause] and water [Applause] they just carried it okay [Music] the whole thing's rigged all i want is fair pay for an honest day's work hey brother heard of unionizing [Music] i want to build a sand castle man i've never built like a like a sand castle sand castle before i've made shitty buckets like like just shitty bucket mounds but i want to make like an actual sand castle that sounds so fun [Music] [Laughter] they looking at my bulge well he's your brother look at him he's got the presence [Music] all right you're strong strong pretend you're hercules right that's great all right miss now put your hand a bit higher on the back of his leg all right oh i didn't even see this oh [ __ ] i didn't even oh hey miss him [Music] how does she know how to dance miss miss miss elizabeth hello oh this is wonderful oh come dance with me mr i don't dance come on let's go why what could be better than this how about paris i don't why doesn't she just rip an [ __ ] into pairs it's hard to believe but it's true isn't it oh can you smell that i've never smelled anything like that she did well do it again don't smell it much like that coins for the woodshop thanks yeah buddy you don't need to protect elizabeth in combat she could take care of herself thank god i'm about to run it down mr dewitt comstock i've read about him he said he can see the future give a man a little power he falls in all kinds of love with himself i don't like his luck do you dislike the look of the prophet what is gays can we leave now what's wrong with his gays hold on what's that come stuck homestuck huh i fall into the water did you no favors i'll keep an eye out for something that might easier why are you guys throwing up at home stock mr dewitt here or the cage or perhaps the bird nothing beats the cage these two again howdy cage go the cage look at these they're amazing which ones you like more this one or or this i'll go with the cage bird is beautiful and the cage is sombre but there's really something special about it i just can't decide the cage [Music] the one on the left are you sure i'm sure oh bad ending no i expected the bird wait how does she put it on oh my god oh my god wait where the [ __ ] do they go just jump down are you all right it was my home we should get out of here let's go should doesn't seem very torn up about that make sure you have a piece of photographic identification ready for presentation put those arms up now fingers apart legs apart stand still it was her prison yeah it was a nice place though they gave her books look at this one he's suspicious trapped in a tower with nothing but books and spare time you would be surprised what i know how to do you think she knows what valerian is how does she know how to read oh hello sir don't you pay me no never mind just some foolishness you know just monkey shines what does that mean you think she knows tens hey i found these silver eagles there might be something those coins are big how are we kevin carrying 700 of those i don't have a gun still or maybe i do and i just don't pull it out until i get into combat i think colored and irish washroom we'd like to help you oh i get [ __ ] the irish people i guess huh don't clip that out of context ain't no place for you sir you must be on your way oh there's gonna be trouble for us both father of lies you see nothing do i know you back at the lottery what about italians do they even know what italians were back then um devil's kiss shock jockey probably chained a nearby emmy well that's really good but i don't have those yet i'll take it though without you we wouldn't have they haven't been invented oh wait oh that's the um the uh couple that i was supposed to throw stones at or something they lived oh free cotton candy oh man i want to go to a fair [ __ ] cove it's happening though i want to get cotton candy and throw [ __ ] i'd ask brandon to play all the games for me what we're back at opening day over here flawless flintlock it's the newest one in the series i read it was delayed three times what does sift say we have some badness to show how daft oppresses us no come and take a photograph with the father of our country and chop down the cherry tree he crossed the delaware what is chopping down the cherry tree white not well what do you mean not well as in one stalk no you can't go can't go in there what's in here wait i want to go to the whites area he chopped down a tree though man games these days are so political us both waiting cherry story oh it's just his thing it's one thing to find out you're running around planting kisses on all the girls but little mary mccarthy and that horrid aaron o'malley if your father found out oh it is bad enough he has to employ those potato eaters frederick leave me in such a way is he laughing solving the irish problem [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] we have to be careful about potatoes especially in basements [Music] [Applause] comstock will take care of them what excuse me annabelle it's me esther oh no i'm not annabelle are you sure my name is elizabeth who the [ __ ] is annabelle elizabeth isn't that a lovely name that was she's a spy last customer mark's closing killer mark's closing everyone excuse me yeah you sure sure could benefit from a shine i guess i haven't paid much attention follow her you're in such a hurry everyone is very sassy thanks ciao and i'm a cutie cube and tori and blank watermelon sauerkraut guess so oh i had sauerkraut with um some like german like meat pulled meat in a bun once it was really good [Music] two tickets for passage to the first lady airship yeah just a minute friend yeah i have it how do you uh want to proceed in a bit of a rush pal hey mister source isn't something foreign yo come back i can explain i can explain come back [Music] woman that was a joke [Music] birds go elizabeth what was i gonna say um i i like the uh uh i know can i go in there i forgot what i was going to say oh yeah sauerkraut it's like a pickley thing right pickly um no i can't i took the shotgun pickley fermented like sourish pickled cabbage yeah i like pickley stuff i really like pickly stuff it's german kimchi i wanna take the thing they had can i go in the office here i should have come here by the gods what did he just say never should have come here oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] [Music] i feel better already never should have come here what's on the other side then just stay where you are who said that oh that's trying to shoot her get away from her hey come back here i can explain don't you ever run away from me ever kill again people i can't believe you did that they're all dead you killed those people elizabeth you're a monster i didn't kill them that they're actually alive it was a place do you understand the expense that people went through to keep you locked up in that tower you think people like that are just going to let you walk away you are an investment and you will not be safe until you are far investment what do they want from me i don't know one thing what do you not understand elizabeth you're the economy first you don't get to draw at all you're bleeding come here wow she forgave me real fast i just massacred everybody i don't know there i suppose i best get used to it well then how do you catch them if you shoot the birds it's like fishing but birds how would you how would you catch them it was bird my dude was birding how do you get them from the sky maybe it has a string attached yeah harpoon kind of oh god look at all these [Music] mechs protecting racial purity i'll be out with this lock i'm sure thanks devs [Music] could you take a look at this lock come on give me something challenging carbine is that good that might be better for head shots actually days at comstock house was simple hard work sure but simple ringing the linen scrubbing the flows lady comstock she even had a kind word now and then almost enough to make me think i had a place in their world god made these games when i played this when it came out i never noticed the racism either or maybe i did but i it's something that i completely forgot about that it never stuck with me the racism message when i played it when i was a kid i don't even think i like noticed these at all yeah i was just shooting things and going like [Music] increase is this permanent oh no i should say for the power upgrades soldiers field built in 1903 interest is a profit having a bunch of carnies and carousels the place is themed to acquaint children with national servants you mean the military train up a child and the way he should go you could try forcing it open it doesn't seem to work very well it's kind of hard not to see this thing in video game i also think i literally just played it and just like shoot each shooty 2d like i remember the dimension stuff but that was it i was just shooting everything ah bloom there it is stealing may have consequences that will take us to paris stealing what just stay close oh you can't kill the kids i don't think you're not allowed to kill kids in video games that's why i was just testing okay aiming down sucks wait where did elizabeth go i was limit testing the ethics of the game yeah god this iron sight's so ugly oh it plays a little sound effect if you get a head shot or take a look around the boardwalk gee i don't know elizabeth i just killed everybody here where do you want to sightsee you want to say to the dead bodies the cadavers all around the place and they were interested in meeting you no doubt for lock-picking lessons why you i never even heard of this place before i got here huh i assumed columbia was common knowledge below i guess i got a bit behind with current events [Music] so they have like four six different floaty things ah take this got it um crow trap i do like the crows more but i'll buy that otherwise i don't want to hoard too much money some sort of i'm a uh i used to work for the pinkertons and such that's something you'd want gracing a resume shouldn't i give you my money back if i had things when the workers stopped [Music] there are more old games than new games simple take your pick elizabeth all the books are yours now you can choose any one you like so mr dewitt is there a woman in your life once no she died how giving birth when i was a girl i dreamt of standing in a room looking at a girl who was and was not myself who stood looking at another girl who also was and was not myself my mother took this for a nightmare i saw it as the beginning of a career in physics what when i was a girl i dreamt of standing in a room looking at a girl who was oh myself who stood looking at another girl who also was and was not myself my mother took this for a nightmare i saw it as the beginning of a career in physics what's this heater replica oh wow it's definitely more satisfying to head shot graves gun [Music] but like can you really call it i am very smart if they actually are very smart okay this is still work looks like this runs exclusively on shock jaw of course it does where the hell are we gonna find that look come see the future of power at the hall of heroes [Music] you're also actually really smart but you also want people to know you're extremely i'm just gonna assume that everybody is hostile i start every conversation with so what are your hobbies oh you don't like reading about quantum physics in your free time well it seems like you're uh not up to par with my mental capacity you stupid femoid switch to my crows is faster than reloading does it animation cancel hall of heroes closed into further notice there won't be a line to get in get in is something wrong ah nothing i can't fix sing praise to the songbird for he's the protector of the lamb she's the land i gotta get this thing moving again he gonna do punch it oh it's a bee i i hate these things jeez just kill it that'll sting me elizabeth i have a better idea what are you doing opening a tear oh [ __ ] what is that it's a tear i used to open them all the time in my tower what is a tear it's like a a window why don't we just tear ourselves back home most of the time they're dull as dishwater a different colored towel or tea instead of coffee but sometimes sometimes i see something amazing and i pull it through there good god i don't suppose you've got an airship in there i don't think so but there is there is something i oh no i'm trying close it there it is what what are the limits to those tears but it sure as hell looks like a shortcut to getting us killed but i could help i can handle whatever comes along trust me have it your way i suppose why doesn't she just tear all the people into a lava the plot is the limit oh [ __ ] that's the worst one it's the worst limit i think you can pick this i can do that shock jockey all done you're this little charm possession oh he's still alive hey dude pee in here they had plumbing back then hold on she opened this it's completely bright i served two score years and every heathen land i've known has less people for my passing i hated no special enemy until now he's made a vaudeville travesty of my battles and cast himself as the white knight i called him out over it and he stripped me of my rank stolen valor but he will i don't have five log pics oh [Music] interesting i think this is a cc press to launch your enemies into the air hold and release to create an eruptive trap yep the part is coming up is gonna make me wonder how i miss the racism um i might have noticed it at the time but it wasn't something i remembered with the games almost died do [Music] this is ok i'm waiting for it to run out so i can shoot it there can i grow him oh no i can't i can't crow the crow dude okay one second they were gonna aggro me anyway these tears of yours might come in handy next time bring a really she can't why not pistol take the pistol i'm running out of ammo unless there's a vending machine who are the vox populi [Applause] [Music] [Applause] down what you have free of labor [Applause] [Music] so they're communists look at this things mitsu and annan oh um carbine i thought that was a ammo machine here's some cash much obliged whatever i'll take this thing things vampyret what's that tired of waiting daff jr god makes all kinds of soldiers but he only made one cornelius slate my father followed him up san juan hill through the legations in peking and as he put it through hell the order was given at today's muster slate asked me if i was sergeant monroe's daughter i said yes sir i am slate said your father always wanted a son i hope the fool has wisdom enough to recognize his good fortune i definitely never saw that i don't think i looked at the walls even once when i played as a kid or like a teenager i think i just rushed straight out my leg this is going to be fantastic was she got one that kenai of yours could find some ammunition lying around i sure could use it when there's trouble clear the skylines best the line's clear we can take the skyline to the hall of heroes look for supplies i didn't go in here [Music] i didn't kill these guys got a tip there were contraband guns hidden in the fellow traveler didn't find them but funny thing we found some old uniforms under the floorboards from the war took guesses as to why they were there but who's there look a cipher a secret message from the vox populi you're the junior code breaker what's it say i don't know there should be a code book somewhere find the cipher that is the sound you have never heard the sound of a soldier come to your hall of heroes [Music] i'll try to keep you stocked with both bandages the right materials aren't always at hand what is this it's the boxer rebellion what happened there am i supposed to shoot these it was of course employees only new pants that's a nice painting though was yellow skin and slanted eyes that did betray us with their lies until they crossed the righteous path of our prophets holy wrath i definitely saw this though i mean maybe i probably i definitely didn't think much of it oh i read about this comstock led the colombian troops the boxers took my eye at 30 of my friends is there even a stroke to mark that sacrifice he wasn't there oh stolen valor i guess can't see it's so [ __ ] bright everywhere whoa whoa wait wait where come and look for me amongst the ghost dancers holy [ __ ] you turn around fast [Music] he wrapped himself in glory in december 29 1890. what does he mean [Applause] this is the employee area hey lupin stormborn rpg reloads weapon oh no um sniper i take the rpg what the [ __ ] what is she did she just spin [Applause] with you and cry with hatchet red they danced amongst our noble dead wait he said he was here too the savage horde could only yield oh no you were there he was see it in your there then who was full oh perfect timing [Music] over there oh he's marked oh she marked him that's such a waste of men i never claimed to be no hero and what are you if you take away all the parts what's left come back to the rotunda it's almost over i guess we're killing him [Applause] how did you try to erase maybe he had participate you might realize cages have their advantages a choice is better than none no matter what they outcome yeah but if you woke up one day and realized you didn't like what you chose then you decide you will find me past the first ladies memorial thanks bro i'm crazy oh [ __ ] you've seen what comstock has done to my history now see how he's rewritten his own oh this is pretty the miracle child the seed of the prophet lay in the womb of our lady but for a single week comstock had a child my books never mentioned anything about a child that's quite an emission i can't imagine that was by accident and our lady prayed for the prophet's air day and night so this is this is comstock's fan fiction while daisy fitzroy has murdered my beloved she shall not have the child he's living his fanfiction the seed of the brothel shall sit the throne and drown in flame the mountains no i can't be i i can't he wants you to follow in his footsteps well i want a puppy but that doesn't mean i'm gonna get one good one got a lock needs picking no puppy by the anarchist daisy fitzroy [Music] oh that's not even real to me i was the most generous of souls there was no pain i would deny them no betrayal i wouldn't give and when i had scourged the hearts of all who loved me the prophet said there is nothing you can do for which i will not forgive you but god has granted me sight and through his eyes even you are loved and he's pursuing the vox papelli to this day [Music] isn't he like 90. oh there's more i can get through these bars but you're too broad oh let me scout ahead see if there's some way to move forward [Music] looking is that it's a tear something i can bring into this world it's a freight hook oh as i said it's a form of wish fulfillment open it done i feel there's more where that came from whenever i'd been anxious stairs have a way of appearing can i get can i come down do you see those tears we can use them against slate's men that tear will get us access to higher ground and that one will give us a turret and some cover try that one turret now my should i use the turret oh it's friendly already can my turret get the other oh they broke my turret can she just make can she just spawn it back why can't she just get the turret back please don't rock and blast me in the face why is that guy's head so meaty [Music] keep your eye open for that shot oh you had a multiple at once oh no just one prayer is the man who takes the stabbing [Music] [Music] is how can i shoot it in the back if it's front is [Music] our salt's actually made out of salt just give us what we came for all done yeah can't ah oh that one's broken the whole place is ransacked there ain't no shock jockey here no look why doesn't she just tear it back he's here ouch [Music] slay he took my past but that's all he's got much obliged just give us the vigor we don't need to do this there you go boys a soldier's deck away like i'm saving rpg for a big big guy i don't know maybe i can go back up i'm not doing damage yay [Music] wow it's fine do we have eel is that all you can muster soldier come on now dewitt don't do it with the boys there's more oh maybe i can go in nope i think i'm supposed to just stand here i can't reach its back how long is this banana i mean how long is this battle scene specifically oh here we go infinite oh just like halo huh dodge oh what the [ __ ] is this oh you shoot it commanding a war crime not supposed to throw fireballs in war okay i'll use the rpg god damn i'll shot that guy do it now sure thing where'd he go i'll be down here wait where do you go what was he the body that was him oops oh it is i thought it was just another grunt soldier eat everything that's on your plate finish it [Music] i'll spare him you're a tin man now at 10 man thanks kong i'm brutal do i know what happens depending on this no i barely remember the game press to shoot a bolt of electricity hold and release to create a shocking trap [Music] i'm talk my eyes are kind of sore i did stairs maybe he can join the uh he probably joins the vox for paulie faster than you can imagine because the enemy of my enemy is your enemy i don't know maybe i don't actually know but i i think it's more i want to see him show up later if he does the vox papoolie i want to get out of here first you know those figures seem very powerful why am they got a lot of water everywhere wow does melee do more damage you showed me sometimes you have to do what's necessary i don't really like this gun i like the aim sucks i don't even have to aim what are you talking about with this gun like a decent enough sword that said unless you know about me now we're playing the brooding mystery man mystery man i don't have bad aim you have bad eyes it's just that you're every time i managed to flick and shoot a headshot you blinked so you didn't see it oh this is a door i'm yelling goodbye yeah thanks for reminding me he's that's a bot not even a real person stupid bot go solve some algorithms or something go read some binary stupid i'm gonna use rpg just so i saw holding it i missed but it's okay fire in the fire in the hole wait how what is that what she said race oh god i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead [Applause] let's get this party oh here comes the party mosquito here comes the party okay what is that oh it's a flying gatling turret i wish i wish valerie did custom voice packs or like you could change it if you want i would release a custom daf announcer voice pack oh [ __ ] what no do it oh i just took that in the mouth thank you did i shoot myself again oh that's oh oops who's talking to me oh you got that you got that that's terrifying get ready [Music] that guy tanked three rocket shots elizabeth there you go what the [ __ ] ah fire of the gondola open it okay return wait what um return this way this is this a gondola uh how the [ __ ] [Music] what the [ __ ] yeah this this me really makes him scream [Music] i'm out of ammo i remember there's some guns here damn their head exploded oh [ __ ] woman you think she's still stuck on the zip line the names booker i think she's stuck oh hold on maybe i could push her out and they got a lot of statues [Music] [Music] [Applause] yo okay i guess we're just gonna leave then pirated another game i did not pirate any games everyone gets bugs i'm not afraid of oranges i don't only eat airplanes vengeance oh she's here power of the gondola how did i get the ultimate exclusive bonus version that's not available anywhere i got it on stan i always thought of them as doors when i was younger i didn't just open the ones i found i remember making them making them i could go wherever i wanted how do you do that whatever it is you know how i said i had plenty of time to read i tried to figure it out i read literature on physics and other such things yeah and what did that teach you there's a world of difference between what oopsies sorry here ow just smacked my head there we go [Music] once he has what he needs he will leave you alone what else could you expect from a liar and the killer of women hey i don't only kill woman i kill all people whomever you are i'm leaving and there's not you can do to stop me oh sweet child that's where [Music] did that guy just jump off yeah make me a friend ouch oh they got rockets seduce them what difficulty it's on hard to go here we go thanks wait how come i lost so many salts oh it's because that one costs more i don't know if i want to go up there oh [ __ ] sorry should i fly around i mean open it done ouch it has pineapples on him there's so much going on should i just leave oh okay you need this nice okay i was gonna swap that out oh how is this guy tanking so many rockets ah my legs no death only live life unlocked elizabeth no problem a lot i lost my legs though all done crank gun i keep thinking his e to interact okay i'm cranking crank that [Music] when you're unconscious on the beach you kept repeating a woman's name anna i don't want to talk about that i'm sorry i i shouldn't have pried where are you from new york what did you do business much like this hey i'm walking over yeah i gambled and now i owe money to men you don't want to be in debt too i come here to pay it back me busting you out i think that was sorry in exchange for you don't do that to elizabeth why why not i already have 800 bucks sick now this is true american gun power well it's about that time oh my eyes are so sore i think i kept them open for too long ah and time to join alan in sleeping time to sleep girl i don't think i blink as much when i'm really focused yeah i mean i know i don't but yeah goodbye we are in our transmission [Music] yep [Music] you

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