39daph Plays Alice: Madness Returns

sign in to ea what the your computer is offline what it's not offline is it bugged it says it's offline you can still play even if you don't log in maybe i could just launch it directly you think that'll work oldest trick in the book please work wait this isn't an executable where the is the exe file oh here it is please work activate your game enter product key your computer is offline what do you mean your compute what does that mean your computer is offline yay one year daff heart activate your game you are signed in enter product key and then it says error occurred what the it doesn't work thank you there and chill the beans i can't even put in the key thanks tbs why would you not nevermind i can't say that why would you not redacted when it's this much of a pain to play old games that's not even that well it's like 10 years old at most i can't even i can't open it sorry an error your computer is offline to activate the game on this computer using your ea you need to connect to the internet now manually breathing which client am i using steam should i use it somewhere else does it mean i have to redownload it because i have it on steam maybe i have to use origin can i download origin and then use my steam key on origin and then it would run what maybe they purposely sabotage their games on steam so you're forced to buy it on origin just a thought your nose has now download origin d-i-e-s-o-f-c-r-i-n-g okay let me try thanks cal you have to use thieves on steam but then when i open this theme it tells me that it's not connected what does that not connect it through some like old-ass 2008 looking ea user interface when did i buy it let me see how do i see when i bought this game it doesn't even have a picture anymore i guess i did get taken off steam shitty origin whitepussygames.com um add non-origin game how do i redeem a code or something redeem product code you think that would work cd keys copy next okay and then now it's on origin but i don't want to download it again maybe if i just hit play it'll launch it through origin oh yes please let me scroll through the 500 madden windows no it still launches that weird ass ea thing hold on validating maybe it works now all works now pause i think it worked i think okay okay basically i just had to take the product key from steam and put it into my origin account and then launch it through seam and then it opened properly but then you still have to log in the ea thing i don't know just in case someone else has the same obscure issue i think right now i can't see anything [Music] oh [Music] can i order it's moving all my [Music] d-a-d-a-d-d-a [Music] um hold on use a borderless app i have i don't have it on this um [Music] is it perma 60 hertz it's like like 30 hertz or so it's like looks like it's 30 fps hard nightmare i remember this game was actually a pain in the i'll try hard not try hard [Music] wait do i have more do i have clothes [Music] no [Music] it is a pain in the ass edit alice engine ini max booth framerate122 [Music] come now alice it's only a dream it's not a dream it's a memory oh hey brick bombs [Music] i have to turn on the flippy wiki willy donka it's unproductive go to wonderland i can't i'm trapped in my past sergeant is [Music] discard that delusion forget it go to wonderland i'd rather not doctor my wonderland shattered it's dead to me your preference doesn't signify girl now alice where are you i'm sailing with a friend hmm it's different somehow things alexis i think she's hitting something harder than a blind the first link in the chain of forgetting what's happening are you mad i'm not mad rabbit that's not right what's he doing is something wrong something's wrong [Applause] it's killing me wonderland is destroyed mom my head's exploded and there's a steam hammer in my chest yes well the cost of forgetting is high my memories make me vomit what can i remember other things i want to forget who would choose to be alone imprisoned by their broken memories i'll set you free alice memory is a curse more often than a blessing so you've said many times and i will say again the past must be paid for now before our next session collect those pills from our high street chemist high street [Music] it's my turn to forget alice now holy what in the fetal alcohol syndrome i was hung for killing your ma who beat you let's okay so someone said oh god it's very laggy [Music] yeah i played this when i was a kid and i drew a lot of pictures of it i don't want it i don't want it is it in the steam folder somewhere um alice vanish returns fps um wait it removing fps cab breaks the game so there's a problem with pig snouts if you oh god okay well maybe it says like 60 is okay at 60 is okay okay we'll try 60 let me go to the johnson uh remove by a simple any tweet go to configure open the alice engine any well yeah alice engine any oh it's in documents on max smooth frame rate yeah it's locked at 31. set it to 62. and then save close the file [Music] right click it and set to read only okay try it again things boba and bean stash is it ready yet yeah should be 60 should be okay sims 2 was infinitely worse holy look it says lao ganma [Music] [Music] oh excuse me so i think the pig snouts are gonna be a bit weird oh so much better can i change the sensitivity please def hey chad and deaf nope worse than your room oh god are all eu kids like this monday's wash day there's a camera control sorry where oh there we go [Music] wait it's it's like there's a cell acceleration i'm sorry okay i'm done i lost my sense of direction though [Music] holy why do they look like this [Music] this is what british people look like the illustrator news feeds an insatiable appetite for domestic mayhem industrial disaster fire match factory six girls missing the warehouse caught mad [Music] so are you i think mr payne had no idea how humble a home could be if not for my drawings and the photographs this could pass from my room at the asylum photograph my family's over here by post no message no return address [Music] cool british people might [Music] doctors [Music] they talking about me how do i kill these kids i may not shank you think hash browns a different dream perhaps i need a dlc for what more dresses i had to go to high street for drugs [Music] don't be afraid can be a time i mean i can't even get the dlc unless i log on to origin and do a million different things push time [Music] you could squeeze her waist with one fist god damn [Music] seems following fury creatures into dark holes has become a habit i hope it's not a vice thanks erica [Music] sounds like caitlyn yeah because she's a brick bomb a furry two for you many furries the stars and garters alice little is slumming again are we what does slumming mean what luck twice in as many months out on your own you look frazzled early and not doing well not really a little way her last is actually little pretty birds like you i don't think so our last visit cost me several pounds and got me nowhere i might recall where your remainder rabbit got to as a big schnauzer her kin roasted like chestnuts right before her eyes ten years in rutledge asylum wasted everyone's time dr bombay won't do better still hauling out her questions the fire her memory i deserve consideration don't i who found her her new claws who got her place at bombays where'd she be without me on the street in her backside who kept her secret haven't i heard her say oh died on my account i couldn't save you i've told her my silence is for sale i'm a good sort really not like her nanny that a petty all that lawyer fellow radcliff took her stupid rabbit need money wound her tell the corpus if she didn't make her donation to me make a donation goes off her head this she can't remember her name what i heard this is cool i love this kind of storytelling thanks bash and neon cookies that was cool what is she saying well that's why there's subtitles because we don't know either let's witness do you mean to harm me to send me back to the asylum i won't say no i have a first you could photograph holy why is that so loud my ears oh guys oh she's sailor mooned what are we dropping is that that's an omega right yeah okay just making sure why is there an omega on her very upsetting journey but i'm rid of chris or whatever she's become at least the place i've landed is somewhat familiar things losing time too alice can't believe alice has a fortnight's skin don't try to bully me she does he's very much on edge when you're not on edge you're taking up too much space ah but you know i can be i'll frighten myself when necessary they just look like trophy to escape from all that abandon that hope a new law reigns in this wonderland alice it's very rough justice all round we're at risk here you be on your guard oh bye-bye what the is this holy your mom flew away is this place pretty i don't want to go here i swear i do be jumping this joint is jumping a little froggy twirl oh i can uh okay i sweet jump down what the is this there's a little billy again alice i'll expire your two times too reckless my girl this is definitely a jumping johnson okay for some reason i thought the mushrooms are gonna bounce me aha [Music] a spongy consistency was a show it shows a little portrait of her family what is this maybe i'll come back later why it's it's a memory drink me okay i've been down this road before good things in small packages though lacking a bathing costume a plunge in that pool is in order my god i'm shrinking in this potion shall i disappear almost but the upside is that while smaller you can see things that are nearly invisible to your bigger self ah i get it right forest for the trees just the other way around short-sighted is more than a matter of perspective they're so british is this in the like british museum of national preserving of culture preservation oh hidey hole okay oh no i got eight oh i just had a boot val game full of incel gamer bros thank you for streaming this is my online happy placing flower i'm glad you didn't get farted on things poop follow the arrows what does that mean oh i'll never have more fun alone than when i rode the big slide in hyde park but paul will take you soon alice and then her family died in the fire tragic in it things irisy what is that i'm gonna get the teeth is that blood oh i think someone slid down here and died lol okay i just want to see what happened thanks three nonsense c oh i see gifted a tier one sub to maybach this and is ready for service what does vorpal mean no this is a kids game yeah i've not come back here looking for a fight really that's a pity once certainly looking for you the vorpal blade it leaves them dead swiftly close range ah things sd and pokey i'll fight find anybody being a bit of a loot goblin okay i have to change the settings the it turned up like three pixels to the right there we go oh this is so pretty oh lord he gunchen so loud hold on so loud the micro pauses the slow-mo but they are cool caps locked focus and enemy yeah i hate encapsulator stuff because like the the feeling that my caps lock is on really stresses me the flower's purpose is simple and immutable human purpose is fickle because it is a slave to memory memories must be strictly managed alice unproductive ones must be eliminated god damn eliminate your memories okay hey [Music] how did i what the it doesn't turn there's like a steer of a turn oh my god it turns weird i want that give it to me i give up it's too hard to turn was the ball to do i can grab it okay i'm gonna practice steering no hair who's this holy is that your mom it's you again alice you may approach why would i do that you want to eat me yes well you taught me manners and i've lost my taste for mad women strictly a poor thin diet for me everything's better with bacon don't you agree of course you do now there are pig snouts scattered about i heard a few behind the house these people are so interesting these characters i love it take care of the pets they're all so weird pepper them up if they do they need spice and you're just the dick a girl to season them for me you'll find that grinder serviceable why not season your own pig parts matter of priorities no that's not the right question needs protection from the disgusting creatures running them off i think she's just a character that wants to eat alice look all you have to do is listen for the oink then shoot the snout you may like the results i certainly will that's the british milf right there looks like that what's this [Music] [Music] oops oh nice i got i mean i aim that myself i've been hitting the aim labs things actually um can i just break them okay i don't even know where the is looking owie are those are five volt probably bot fly why there's so many goddamn stop go away okay aiming manually is like sliding soap oh god how do i un oh just left click i need to shoot everything it bye bye snouts okay it's like collectibles wait they said okay they said the high fps affects just the snow everything else is okay so uh no problem so far because the game automatically caps at 31 which is terrible actually a gaming war crime unless i run into a problem with the uh the key gen it's fine just go back hello thank you so much for the snout now go away are you now going to invite me for tea and crumpets what the this wall bang that door oh it's right click death cozy okay thank you kelly where am i what the is this camera huh wait how did i just run around what's this nothing damn she's got a really good aim what the gatling gun no less mummy was this game it's a kids game based off the [Music] uh lewis armstrong's book alice in wonderland wait i lost my sense of direction thanks to kelly yay how do i get up oh is there a boing oh dude driving this is so hard keep an ear out for snouts uh can i make that oh dude i pressed the dodge button i swear oh wait the guy that wrote alice in wonderland is a pedo really oh my god no yeah yeah i'm struggling can i actually make that that's touched okay wait let me practice oh you gotta do it quickly you can't i can't meet him i can't make it i give up wait i am supposed to make it oh wait oh now i can make you weren't supposed to [Music] there we go finish your suit girls what's a bovine what's a bovine juvenile that's a cow young cows hey what the why yeah i'm a little bit upset haitian gamer oh there was something there one teeth ew no thank you did i ever tell you guys about that i think i did maybe some people don't know but um there used to be occasional like every other year in elementary school you had to write your own little story just for the teachers to kind of gauge where your writing level is at and then after playing resident evil the wii game with the one on the train where there's like leeches on your screen and you have to knife them away i wrote about zombie leeches sucking on your skin and very violent and bloody when i was probably 10 years old and i remember and then like the next time they said you're not allowed to write about violent stuff yeah but how am i supposed to get there oh it doesn't show up oh [Music] hey you probably thought something was wrong with me yeah i really don't think they knew what resident evil was yeah things candle was the teeth for i think for upgrading that's not good i hate mechanical in games like industrial rusty pipes oh my god please die my teeth bye bye i miss one teeth but it's okay oh there's stuff there i'm a little goblin i need it thanks shy lonar running through wonderland sounds charming but inefficient noises steps and snails perhaps best to forget that train a mock turtle what is this game it's a kids game based off lewis armstrong's alice in wonderland come back that's not what i want to aim at this tab is switching [Music] where am i god it's like operating soap [Music] why am i why am i going backwards what the read this as you like depend gather the white to okay yeah for upgrading basically oh i guess i'll upgrade this yeah that might be breaking i gotta gather the white oh that's always hated mechanical malfunction i always hate mechanicals too alice holy she's literally me i used to draw so many pictures of this game when i was like 12 years old i wish i still had my old sketchbook it was kind of is it yeah musher i play original now bye bye what's a mock turtle by the way is that a thing or is that just some weird that she came up with it's a real thing why does it make fun of you that's from the book bye bye wait never mind doesn't one of the dresses make her bald i think she ever bald i don't actually know she kinda looks like wraith if she's bald yeah this game is 10 years old it's old mad cappington oh they look at them hit the combat roll dodge how do i how do i parry in this game yeah they rolled into each other he has a shield cannot shoot him it doesn't even break there's no perry now no pair of the platypus kind of a gunning andy right now kind of a pepper grinder andy they don't have pair i don't think they have pairing in this that's way too advanced this place is ugly how do i where do when do i go somewhere nicer it's more more aesthetic [Music] holy that did so much damage jesus thanks jess what the that's meg right there they put that guy in a mech suit oh god this is definitely okay we get the worst levels out of the way first this left is definitely the mech level also why is it why is that cursor just there oh ow [Music] it's a hidden rock what does a bottle do hey oh chucky it could have happened that way alice you remember poor mr crook died didn't he dr wilson rejects spontaneous combustion died it's tragic she's got a big schnauzer that's true um i'm gonna go this way oh loot noise is that mech that's definitely yeah this is definitely the mech level oh god i hate steampunk because it's mech damn my mom was a mac and she left me at a young age it's like the dwarf dungeons this guy the dwemer i hated the dwemer the hat is the main almost as i remember it appearances as you know better than most can be deceiving alice much has changed since your last visit dr bumby says change is constructive that different is good different denotes neither bad nor good but it certainly means not the same find the dodo he knows more about different than you but does he know more about the difference between bad and good making friends alex you're as randomly lethal and entirely confused as you ever were i've managed without you so far cat return to whatever hovel's home to you i'll cool we need you predictably yeah arcane has like is like aesthetic mech now hold on then like skyrim actually is just fugly oh we got a new drip let's go i've made more graceful entrances i suppose i must be grateful nothing's broken valves remember when a burst of steam blew your dress up around your neck just outside hands your undergarments had been laundered would be quite unfortunate if my undergarments weren't laundered in it there's a dude oh whoops can i hit him from here why doesn't he just roll off i think the valves reset your uh wait what three jumps what okay [Music] it's unlocking both can i make it over there definitely not we've been saying no okay maybe so much maxed up it hurts dude the bleed slicing is so satisfying they even put mechs on the birds interesting that's a lot of blood wait is this game banned in china no i mean they could just remove the blood then it'd be fine that looks easily removable flour teeth [Music] flower teeth sure excuse me i'm busy don't touch me thanks for waiting i'm so polite oh i take it back what the these kids have um waiting is over well they could again no oh saved holy movement i absolutely broke my own ankles there oh this is bad there's probably platforming in this game it's bad for my bad depth and a one and a two and a three can't go in that okay wait is this maybe i know the dresses give different bonuses does this dress give like an extra jump or something oh i forgot you can go there is one dress that basically lets you go sicko mode all the time she goes like [Music] and then i one of the it's one of the dresses in the dlc that lets you do that wow very bloody the bad dress i'm gonna bat wait what's that oh it's just a great okay ow i didn't know his lunch had aim lock i'm left clicking as hard as i can i think the harder i click the more damage i do yeah i have aim lock too true but it's like sliding soap what's that sound well there's a there's a your mom's over here i hear her i hear her she's close where is she wait where is she is there directional audio the game trolling me it's a child oh no she's a i mean she is she's 26 by now if she was 16. well i don't know where the pig is things in nori okay i'm not looking up her skirt i'm actually trying to find the pig where is it it's gone oh it's down there it's not it's gone i just like steampunk in arcane no because that was aesthetic that was like cute mech stuff always in here what the yeah arcane mac was aesthetic there's the difference my heart is open alice never closed never locked okay oh i thought it was gonna go the other way no parkour oh that was a perfect depth perception right there i want to get this level over with we're not even inside there's one over there though wait piggy right here i can't aim any lower does this work aim lower god damn it okay okay i okay okay shut up no no i don't know the bottles too ah what they store water okay can you stand on that i guess not oh hey it spawned me right here it looks like a platform oh loot um i think all pig thingies are optional her sister though loving and much loved was too old to be a playmate she was kind of a weird one um okay oh god a pot oh ipod i touch i pod i touch the ipod was someone here whoa i can't move manually aiming might be better [Music] ow i'm getting third party there's a one i'm gonna go kill that guy please wait thank you i'll come back for the lou give me one second no go on the other side you stupid oh my god i'm stuck ow where i frame let's go i i wish i could swipe my mouse to change targets oh it's the lock on making me dodge weird ow [Music] ow it dodges toward the if you lock them on lock on all my homies yeah but i don't like pressing tab because you don't know which way it's going to tab might as well just manually aim but it's like sliding soap whatever i'll get used to it that cursor is still there sure which way that come from it's like sliding soap he's obsessed with time find him or your own time may be short okay brush yourself off girl the hacker should see you at your best after all oh i thought i was supposed to get a box or something oh god so much mech stuff literally in the butt cracks with mac we're in the butthole of john mack what's this no over here no no yes wait come back that's it i don't know what bottles are for things ninja nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine [Music] nine damn i can easily get lost here we okay i got bombers now uh does she throw it that is hardly a throw i thought she was gonna luge launch lunch lou what's the what's that word to throw starts with l lob yeah mom lunch where lob i thought she was gonna lob the johnson she lob we're all roast in our beds alice for the sake of your father's unnatural devotion to printed paper this horde of flammables it's only a malignant spark and poof our flesh and blood is smoking dash and they all burned because of the little apartment and they all burned to death [Music] our lovely library was a fire trap a conflagration waiting to happen fireplace in the library yeah take notes do not put the fireplace in the library hmm ah all right pretty sick kids game i agree she basically has an immunity she has a tree yeah yeah it's like sliding soap it's like sliding the guy who did the combat in this was the lead combat designer for witcher 3. did you know that the guy no bad dreams you've lost your hat and some parts are missing he's a mac thing himself though things being what they are i barely missed their missing as what happened you should know that better than i it's your face after all i know my place when did you ever know your place or how to keep it now what's going on [Music] what's going on and round it up and down into my ears and through my eyes not my nostrils thanks moretz papa was exceedingly fond of trains i don't like them much you won't like this one at all nothing like when mock turtle was in charge of the looking last line this railroads are bloody shambles the stinky ferocious light blinding oh yeah did you know they had a dedicated guy to work on the cape and batman arkham inmates run the asylum no thanks but worst of all tragic his hat is gone i don't know why not why why not no yeah yeah yeah blah blah blah we did teeth you uh collect them for fun yeah that's a heavy rapid a lot of mech stuff no i didn't bring my baby teeth to brazil who is calling it milk teeth is that an american thing i finished visage no visage wait is it visage or is it visage what the is visage and why do i keep saying that lock e wait how do wait i didn't read this use that oh i have to oh wait there is parrying oh i know there isn't ow wait wait how do i wait i didn't read it no maybe thanks yuri okay maybe i deflected back to him or something the fireballs what the oh i was too close or something i guess i don't know whoa don't worry i have the invincibility mode [Music] i was too close and it didn't deflect that was weird i hear a piggy i hear it there it is did [Music] no wait see what why did it say to see no we're not going for 100 you're crazy things lit me weee she eats teeth because she grows stronger c the dimensions of this desolate tract are unknown to all but the inhabitants man i wish that they just spoke normal english but i guess that wouldn't be as interesting hey guys hello [Music] a worker's paradise oh we're in amazon we i guess her inheritance got stolen because she came from a wealthy family and then she's some kind of being a hobo kind of i don't remember anything it's been 10 years what does this do it spins the johnson oh it stops the thing okay remember this is a kids game so the puzzles are pretty easy pretty straightforward [Music] stuff it's a baby game it's a baby game it is i'm lost oh wait there's something here i haven't seen an upgrade thing maybe they're just spares sparse it is a baby game it's made for babies because alice in wonderland is a baby story i let my five-year-old play this every night before she goes to bed it's her favorite wait what does this do something above me what does that do mom i have sleep process demonic dreams don't worry billy that's normal oh he raises this johnson i got it as i said baby game and then it raises it a little further there we go can i have more tea wait can i deflect this bye bye bye bye oh that didn't even register oh lord a crabulon though i hate mexico i just think they're ugly for the most part like they're all brown and grimy and if it's clean it's fine is that one of them big i don't have a ground pound [Music] why do they put that there level designer devs trolling bye-bye yeah i i know that now hindsight 20 20. uh what i think i just got squashed ow how about we don't fight over there well they just got friendly fired excuse me does my q do damage to people i don't think it does i think it tickles them this is a good dank i think i should change the caps lock key ah my umbrella sometimes the edges have borders sometimes they don't thanks bilingual badger work feels bad man i have been diagnosed with having a british marriage pls send thoughts and prayers knifes scare me pls help i'm sorry to hear that oh no i've been infected with the british [Music] why she moving on her own i wasn't my hands weren't even on the keyboard oh i'll try to put it out of his misery i don't even know what a crumpet what what i didn't i don't even know what a crumpet is this is like a scone sorry i just remembered something don't tell us okay well i'll just laugh to myself it's not that funny it's just remind me i was like 12 years old 13 maybe and [Music] i i didn't i thought a scone was a crone i was telling my friend about how my dad got a lot of crohn's she was like huh what the is a chrome that was it that was a story shut up it's because old ladies always bake stuff for my dad because he's a bit of a baller favorite childhood tv show teen titans um now wall oh i see [Music] you guys ever play this game called red ass so you find a big tennis ball so you find a big wall with the tennis ball sorry you find a big wall you find a big wall and then you basically just throw the ball against the wall and if someone catches it before it bounces on the ground but hits the wall then you have to stand against the wall and they get to throw the ball at you as hard as they can that's why it's called red ass because you get a red ass if they hit what what did i say call it red ass what the is a wall ball you mean red ass it was just that where am i supposed to go i'm lost oh wait no that's where i came from is it gonna go cook for me they call the red ass it was fun i loved it it was fun i love red ass no you don't face your ass the wall you stand facing the wall and then you have they have they can't like get super close there's a certain distance and they throw the ball as hard as they can at you joking persistence will be rewarded with pain i told you to cease and desist but my warning goes unheeded so without hey that's the hatter's legs to feel like a lobster is being tossed into the boiling pot oh my god that ass clap that's even worse is that red what have you overheard bailey well like yeah i was playing ass clap with timmy the other day shut up ah oh that's it i can feel it something faster my fine fella friends don't stop now where am i supposed to go i wasn't paying attention i think i just go back i think i go to the other side hopefully oh he's running oh this way almost what the i didn't move she's she doesn't want to she doesn't want to live ah go to the other the tabbing is god awful i gotta get rid of that okay that wasn't even aimed at him what the i dodged oh there's more flies oh lord dude what the that's so much um oh one side there's another fly thing ow what the did that hit me i can't [Music] why is that thing so tanky that this teapot [Music] oh my god it's finally dead this is so tanky you die holy anyways ass clap thanks tony and bella lisa this game is baby game it is hello up yeah i don't know can i upgrade any time i thought i have to find someone to uh what i can upgrade anytime uh i'm poor now though wait where'd i oh thanks beetle you should remaster this game well it still holds up pretty well the controls are just kind of it's like slippery slope slippery soap dope bw [Music] pope bw where am i supposed to go avocado where am i supposed to go do i really just can i actually make that no fell off plus butterfly i know how do i unfall huh am i blind i can't see it i don't know what i'm supposed to be finding how was i supposed to know that would take me up i thought it's broken oh that was not very different they showed me i wasn't looking i was busy with stuff you think that can stop us the nearest rifle i'll be leaving now you never catch me don't even try wait what is that a rabbit oh the march hair yeah i was walked off no it's not a dog it's uh i think hairs are uglier than rabbits this is how i try to remember it wait no bunnies are the cutest wait what the is is a bunny different from a rabbit dexterity will make a nice change expect no thanks until i'm completely reconstructed no resting on laurel chiffon cheese pant no the white rabbit that we haven't met him i don't think wait where's the elevator oh my god i'm lost poggers oh wait this won't take me to the same place things medieval rambo so i go left now i think [Music] this is actually and amazon versa don't be a bad worker steps to enlightenment take them one at a for bad time is cancelled no don't count a good worker is a live worker i'm in the money [Applause] okay i actually thought i was a little to the left of that [Music] so the other one was the march hair and they both took over the hatcher's domain propane oh we [Music] who just hit me huh explain was it you ow yeah i should change the control for lock on it's kissing me off or i can just get used to it i might be griefing myself if i change it yeah is that billy no i'm billy with guests laid on allison we'll go to the right what we say with beeswax candles and oil okay i'm breaking all this i need more teeth you got any more milk teeth i see get it because it told me to press c i don't know if you got that it's like it's like a pun if you know what that is thanks flan black milk tea what's black milk tea milk tea made with black tea oh almost missed that no big deal though that's just milk tea isn't it wait is milk tea usually made with black tea no oh speedrun strats it is oh i didn't know that i always just thought t oh i guess it has to be t it's um why are people coming words oh yeah that reminds me one of the t's i got from one of this place was like golden high mountain dragon jade red tea something like that ow so basically black tea flip the lever to cool the metal okay thanks for the ale were there dragons in it yeah there were too fancy things like taste like um it depends as an avid tea enjoyer usually if it's some to do with jade and dragons and mountains it's probably fine because it's asian but then if it's some like what i don't know what's an example it was like butterfly lavender uh refresher mint tea then yeah that's probably dog no oh i thought it goes into the lava also another important fact uh to know about ordering tea is the prettier it is the worst it probably tastes you know like the sparkly boba is a nasty okay okay yeah instagram drinks [Music] okay that was kind of risky [Music] the ombre looking drinks and fresh taro fresh flowers okay depends it's like it's very strong though not for everybody it can taste overly creamy or milky uh i'm not really a taro person thanks gravity groove but yeah like the ombre oh no thank you oh oh everything's cool up throw the thing oh you have to spin it wow uh uh uh foreign thank you he's dead how come he's explicit how come his explosives doesn't seem to do that much that's weird me when that no things navigate can i make it up there right here a piggy where v hey [Music] i'm spawn camping am i playing this on steam like in in a legal way i didn't mean to say it so suspiciously it's just really it was weird because when i opened it on steam they open this really old ea client and then you have to download origin log in your account and then redeem the code from steam and put into origin account and then if you launch it through steam it would work but you have to make sure you have origin remember or you can just download it through origin curse the darkness or the code when you're in the library at night game is on this different theme yeah so you have to do a bunch of weird steps to get it to work am i supposed to go somewhere oh the should i wait what go inside okay it's my first plan no i played it ten years ago legally oh that way wait what there's no door here wait maybe i leave am i done do i leave oh wait no i go here oh cause this is lava oh steady now gather your nerves jump to the first vent then the next and rise up easy oh i didn't know that she would move while i was in a cutscene i was just preemptively holding down the keys i didn't think she would just run off the ledge where's my ltt bar i left it at home oh wait i'm not supposed to do that yeah the brazilian customs stole it if i play this game before yeah 10 years ago like oh it's a baby game so 10 years ago i played it in the correct age range it's 18 no no no no i said a cat has nine lives alice i hope you have as many i have infinite because i have saves no no i admitted i thought i i i thought the police was going to arrest me when i went on a website and it said confirm are you sure you're 18 by clicking this you acknowledge that you're 18. and then i thought the police was gonna come arrest me the next day thankfully they did not arrest me ah what the i was butterflied it's over here there's something over here was that where i'm supposed to go hold on oh yo you [Music] no oh perfect wait where the did i come from oh yeah i'm trying to go over here [Music] foreign okay [Music] what's that sound thanks mud kippis people see if it chases me to the end of the game [Music] there he is your presence here is unwelcome we have a mission to complete and you are an intolerable annoyance some like it thought but no one likes it this hard what am i supposed to do oh what the why did they move no off now oh there's two what the outta nowhere it's like slippery soap [Music] i've got the arms you need well strictly speaking they even hitting it like running on a treadmill um was this oh i never knew these healed you i never knew that maybe it was probably written somewhere and i never read it [Music] no is a pipe coming why are there random invisible i don't really get it but okay i i guess it's in her mind technically i played the game before and i didn't know that i never used it i never used it to heal i'm stuck ow stop i'd be the game before yeah 10 years ago when i was a little billy i was doing billy things like math homework oh wait those are the arms hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime girl i'm not 200 years old [Music] i'm 300 years old a temporary setback a minor hindrance a trivial impediment i'll deal with you later alice you'll never stop our grand plan the door mouse uh how do i get to his office oh it's right there there we go hello my baby hello my honey hold my ragtime yeah [Applause] hey uh how do i leave do i jump down do i just go home it's closed there's a thing there it though is there a map oh there i think hello [Music] we're getting right into the lucy wait no no no i had to go all the way back up where the arms went i don't remember where the arms went god damn it i missed it where that this way this shoot oh i thought it was closed oh what the i thought it was closed because i didn't see it fully he's armed and dangerous his hat that's a big hat i finished my work and you're complete tatter now what about this damnable train i feel like a new man or whatever i am i feel like an unsprung spring like an uncorroded gear like an untarnished bitter metal that sticks in your eye answer me i'm suffering and changes here are a cause or they're a reflection or the effect what's going on what are the new rules he got his pimp cane just just have whispered away away home to wonder wonder who who knows how to measure rules with a ruler cruel rules why is everybody so rude damn what the how come i can't fly like that i don't know why every time it loads level she just immediately runs off the ledge and i'm not even touching anything she almost did it again i almost couldn't jump no time to waste gotta go i have to pee hold on but the bubble that is the bubble bobby bobble [Applause] i sat down a chair too hard and it hurt my bony ass ow how do you snack they're breaking out just don't eat dairy that's what i do but how did you pee that fast i can squeeze my whatever like peepee thing and then it just comes out really fast at like 600 psi but it's funny because i guess a lot makes sense logically when you have a backed up fart or poop you can't do the squeezing as hard not unless you let the fart out because i guess the pent up gas must be like blocking how much pressure you can apply to your urinary tract peeing i mean you don't don't push that hard obviously don't hurt yourself it's like kegels yeah it's called kegels for uh or it's ketos for a woman i don't know if it's also kegels for men this is kegels it's when you tighten your your you see where am i supposed to go this way out just poop yeah your enthusiasm for photography makes the library smell like rutted fruit i'm certain these solutions are toxic these cockpits will be our macadam our road into assemblage hurry jealous you don't need to push that hard that does no damage it literally shoots confetti [Music] i'm trying to sing but nothing happened holy knows how to turn ah please die please die please die please die please [Music] die why does he have so many arms i thought i got them please die you die please die please die please die thank you for upgrade yeah i guess i'll upgrade the knife otherwise things are kind of spongy yeah let's get that upgrade yeah he died [Music] no bomb the bomba the bunny bomb when boom a game i have to give the capture card what's happening i really look like i know your judgment must be severely impaired a piece okay gotta go up [Music] i actually have to pay attention that's crazy otherwise i won't know where to go pay attention i literally i literally do wait how am i supposed i think the hire hi these british devs i think they were made it wasn't me somebody said they were made by a chinese company and one guy said it in chat so it must be true also i bought these gummies after seeing them at hassan's because they have 32 percent will you ever play undertale fiber which is better than none good snackies all right gummies thanks tim who though why is he t posing on me like that thanks jose and 1439 very goth train but are those two quaking what are they up to you'll never stop us silly hatter and alice it's lift you're too lazy against the inscrible table manners they are destroyers of wonderland defilers denuders derangers i don't know what a warhammer 40k is i just know they have figurines and stuff that people like people don't matter they deserve to die i'll put me down this instant enough talk battle time missy barrel time battle time what am i battling oh god chains abandoned photo forget the past the damage is done let the madness begin resume the folly holy mack it's john mack oh wait he died nice damn let's go hatter my precious domain and the guests all i really where they died tea party please hatter you promised where is that train going what's its purpose tell me now there's no time for whatever it is you want to talk about it's time for tea talk trains with turtle he ran the looking glass line come on you lot we can still be friends i think they're dead my memories are shattered i'm trying to collect the pieces and i now believe the train impedes me you must help me you promised ask the one who helps them without themselves whoever that is ask the one who helps them what he deserved to die and i'm about to drown in tea in ignorance he died [Music] what do you think you're doing what comes naturally not natural to me get away crikey mate this one's a big one big big big big what's that ice what is that what's a giant fish going like pag or you want to grab a pint mate the mangled mermaid oh ew tart with some rough edges likes everything rough our wager a handsome offer but i've got an appointment with another man well girl how old you want to make this you should know that doctor says i have a terrible disease disease where's me money you spank packets get those fat assed out on the street or i'll come up and break them off you a snipe you'll never get past long term i'll get what you and your floozies owe me miss ladybird see if i don't maybe you'll notice i'm not pissing me draws at the prospect piss me drawers little you'll make a nice change bring your disheveled self up here yeah this is a kid's game [Music] oh he died wait is he actually dead i think he just passed out his eyes are open [Music] you won't give me what i want i'll burn this dump of yours down to the ground go away she's done no harm sheer my feelings oh no not the fire oh bye damn kids came yeah memories provide important pieces of the past indeed can she even see tundra full okay i'm gonna stop here and

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Published: Fri Nov 12 2021