300 The Game??? | Ryse Son Of Rome | Part 1

oh they had so much hope and yet we still much for it no roxs will deny us all Victory oh dear God the rocks will not deny us all Jesus Christ that's a big meteor ladies and gentlemen we are playing Ry son of Rome I don't know much about it but I seen that there's fighting and the [ __ ] looks like 300 and [ __ ] like that and I like the movie I like the movie 300 me personally why don't instead of trying to figure out what it is why don't we experience it together if this is the first time you're here in about it but knowing y'all Y probably heard about it and I'm just out the loop so uh I mean it's an Xbox game from what I'm hearing this is an Xbox like exclusive game I don't know but uh I'll check it out I'll I'll see what's up um so I can't even choose legendary that's how I know that this one is the hardest I will be here all day come on shut up story let's learn let's see what we're getting into is this a hit or miss uh I think this is a logo oh it's the difficulty I just chose okay let's see I need to turn my lights off can I pause okay I cannot this is really how to use the dress too kind of Fire he's here God help me he's come to kill [Music] me he's here he's here he's here help me help me pick up a sword and shield and help yourself defeate your Emperor I hero Augustus ganicus command that you seate your bro these dudes bro they be so [ __ ] bro you got all your men down barbarians okay yeah your emperor are we defending or am I after him Centurion SE to me display this from the highest place you can find when the barbarians see it they'll run the battle will be ours okay so this is our emperor honestly I don't even like him y'all okay now I got to remember Bop okay the next is square push okay and I'm guessing square is attack yeah there you go uh Select Health okay health is down got it I don't need it okay yeah I do execute okay okay hold on okay hold on notice we have regening health after the execution okay I will defend our K uh Prince okay so hold on wait okay wait I already forgot so what was Perry there too many okay hold on hold on wait okay hold on bop bop bop bop okay hold on let me c hold on sir we must get to the Palace gate our men can't hold out we I got it I got it hold on I'm trying to remember everything there we go uh-huh and then we do the okay okay so what's the what was the block again it was circle circle is Dodge okay you're just a stupid Barbarian dude I'm not I'm literally not worried about you bro literally not worried about you there you go uh-huh father the king oh my God was that his arm okay we're good okay I I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it arrows oh my God this when did this come out okay so circle is the dod sorry I'm learning chat hold on I'm learning I got it I'm learning hold on got I'm going to get demonetized I'm sorry but the barbarians are causing all of this look at us there's no way they're doing this The Barbarians are closing in on the palace Gates we need to get to them first and hold them back for meanwhile this fat [ __ ] is just sitting up there watching bro come save your kingdom stand back I'll handle it myself oh my God this is amazing this is what it means to be a war watch out how do I run oh my God oh my God oh my God holy [ __ ] ah oh wait wait I need help oh my God thank God thank the gods oh God okay sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry is this a is this a Parry oh oh yeah chat it's over it's over chat it's over I got [Music] him yep come on Swing Swing you're [Music] dumb yeah life before guns is terrible bro fire the volley just like I ordered stanman we fight we fight to the very last [Applause] man cannon on the cannon sters of the defenses Soldier yes sir most of the 18th Legion is still combat effective we have three auxiliary units at your command Scorpios archers and a catapult Nest come on fin secure Palace Gates okay organize defensive formations form a line order them in to fill the Gap okay fill the Gap at the North Bridge for a line North barricade oh my God I was just bullshitting I was just bullshitting I'm really I'm really bu for this [ __ ] hold the line man hold fire the volley bro there we go I think we're good oh yeah we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good I'm cooking we're winning hold the line hold the line hold the line catapults oh my God is that ours is that ours fall back let's go there we go there we go okay okay A Little Too Close holy [ __ ] fire that guy sir we held them back only a handful managed to slip by us into the palace I'll take care of them you not have enough Valor to buy your first upgrade there's upgrade oh my goodness gracious uh I want to do anything that has to do with the fighting I'm going to get some health I'm about to go broke you fought violently he's here help me I command you the palace defenses have been breached I'm not worried about the barbarians I'm worried about him we need to get you somewhere secure secure no where secure from this this this demon we need to get you to a safe place at your Chambers my Chambers no no the Vault this way what's up with dude bro come on you realize you're entitled right you're useless you I ain't going to lie you are so py bro step aside I'm the going I'm the one that's going to be fighting bro I gave you the best years of my life man I better get rewarded expeditiously whoever dares to choose to stand in my way will only feel the alternate yeah I know how to do it hold on watch this though so they made me press something else you tried it you tried it I promise you it's over I can't get hit anymore I can't get hit anymore chat I hit the wrong button te stupid you're dumb you're dumb you die you're dumb you're done you're done you're done you're done you're done who else shut up you tried it you tried it come on fight back stop it stop it I can see all of you I can see everything you're trying to do that's your man's he just lost an arm pick him up pick him up pick him up that's your guy you still want to go Toe to Toe with me you [ __ ] up shut up that's your guy that's your buddy right here tried to kill me tried to hit me in the back oh you're trying to do the same no watch your friend watch your friend always watch your neck oh God he can't say anything you missed me come on I'm his best war I'm literally his best warrior youed up you mess with the wrong guy you literally mess with the wrong guy wrong button oh God Al lius come on your man's is dead your man's is dead pick your man's up go back to your village go back to wherever you came from Barbarian you mess with the wrong place I'm not going to lie what the hell y'all standing around for here his fat ass go damn bro I just know you farting while you walking bro stay back my there could be more of them hiding in the shadows now you burn Roman okay oh no heavy attacks okay okay okay red red red is there a way to lock on or no I I hit the wrong button my fault easy I got this I'm good trust me when I say I'm good you got to fight back bro you got to fight back this your body this is not there's no way you got to do better than that bro you have got to do better better than that man this was the guy this was the guy quickly oh come on come on that's it that's it quickly shut up I got to secure the place dam is risen from the dead I swear it d That's How y always spell my [ __ ] name in I'm freaking only men kill men my Emperor the gods May guide us they never interfere with the Affairs of Mortals oh you tweaking and what great Oracle told you this General my father we will be safe if this was a movie ID watch it I do believe we will be safe oh hold on who's that on the Statue I pray to the gods that we will be safe uh we will be safe here Emperor as safe as we can be safe yeah safe thank God but you what family what's your name Soldier Marius but my name is of no import my my story however is ooh okay I'm locked in I'm locked in lore lore chat my father taught me that we are fated by the gods but that we alone choose our path you were fated to be an emperor and I a soldier Okay my father's sense of Honor drove him to follow a path that served the people but what drove us to take the paths we did what made us the men that we are today My Story begins some 10 years past M and now we go back [Music] back yo I love this like like this time uh or not this time what is it the culture this culture father of like Mar you know I don't know how to explain it CH you know what I'm talking about era there we go era era every in the Roman soldier ER you look fine my son this time period welcome home with Warriors you know welcome home or soldiers do you know where you're to be posted Alexandria ah Alexandria that's a quiet Province your mother will be pleased I didn't join the Army to Bas in the son father I want to fight like you did for the Empire all in good time my son all in good time remember not all your enemies will be found on the battlefield Marius is that mom mama let me look at you so handsome mother please your sister is eager to see you will see her soon enough mother for now I wish just be with our son alone fine I shall go and find your sister God damn you sure my guy a common cold back then would be a death sentence I didn't say I want to live now let's see what you've learned I didn't say I want to live in the era I I'm saying that I like the hold on I'm trying to Wi my dad ready yourself father you know me break my guard I'm always ready like this father and again remember Marius break my guard so you can strike me Father you talk too much once more you should try raising your Shield every once in a while thees how they go and put me in a tutorial after I was already in a literal War father I can do this with my hands tied behind my back father you must try to hit hit me not like that time stries son of a [ __ ] okay it's a sad but proud day the day a son first beats his father oh you shall rejoice you may have mastered the sword but never rush to meet the world with it drawn ah always come open-handed first sir walk with me son I've heard rumors there is great unrest in Rome yes these are dangerous times we given this election could change everything one day one day the Coliseum I'm giving this to you as your grandfather once gave it to me when your time comes to command men of your own think back on what I'm about to tell you Legend says that dles was a great warrior oh a revered leader in a vast army during a massive battle his cowardly commanders abandoned him I'm about to watch 300 after this [ __ ] man when the slain dles arrived in the Underworld Nemesis the goddess of Revenge was enraged at how the brave hero had been treated she allowed dles to return to the world as a vengeful spirit ghostly black armored Centurion who would hunt down and kill each of the generals who had wronged him this is so fire bro to this day many commanders carry a dagger with the image of damle on the Scabbard this dagger reminds them to always look after their men or risk the black Centurion returning from the dead to avenge their selfish mistakes sea barbarians follow me godamn barbarians sa we have a day where we now have to fight The Barbarians father stand back I'll handle it okay hold on let me do did I get it so I do it like right when I kill them [ __ ] Mar dead leave my father alone mother you shall fall just like the rest of them no mother sister who I haven't spoken to at all I don't even know what she looks like kill every last one of you [Music] speak to me okay kill him oh Pop keep your keep your wits about to stay in your mind and get out of your head are you all right R Focus father don't let them over with tell you be wary of their moves and their tactics son of a [Music] [ __ ] watch out father oh he's dead he tried it should have swung faster oh Jesus screwed up my combo oh I'm locked in I'm locked in Father are you with me what's that sound they're right behind me aren't they father we March forward father open the door I don't have the keys you'll pay for this all of you judge run while you you would pay for all the blood you spilled The Fountains of the Empire will be replaced not with water but with your blood you fight back show me your best and I'll do my worst father listen they mean to kill us Marius we must get to the Senate house to save my people our people oh we got a tubo one here nice nipple clamps bum come on marus I'm just getting warmed up I know that's not it I know that's not it from the man who claims to stand in my way and take me down I'll take you allone H father he's dead isn't he oh was that a girl I know a slim body when I see one step step out of the Shadows face me like a man or are you just a coward girl that way there lies your destiny is that our mom run it is what ooh yeah 10 perfect hits I have not I don't think I've seen the eagle mode I think I want to increase XP for sure though all right oh wait hold on one more thing uh let's increase health add another health bar Don't Mind If I Do all right this is the last of my money there we go all right let's get it well you can buy executions so you sat there and saw me spend all that [ __ ] money and didn't say anything mother I seek your guidance I'm lost oh dear God father never mind you didn't hear that did you this way I'm here father watch your back leave them be I am who you want to fight with cabble with [Music] me your time is up wait they're all dead oh they're all dead I swing faster I draw my blade quicker oh my God oh my God easy Mar attack watch it I must see my people here Marius you must get plaus in the amphitheater bring him to for the Forum we'll protect your father now go all right I'll retrieve platypus oh I can't climb there we go I I just run I don't have to jump or nothing okay got it PL PL the pypus my father calls for your Aid I'm pretty sure he's probably dead can't help but think he's dead every everyone's literally dead They're All Dead can I move my mouse platus is in the amphitheater move who I thought that said something else bro mother I seek your guidance left or right this game looks good bro for when it for whenever it came out people a city for the people an Empire oh my [Applause] God someone oh launchers down I mean I got a damn arm on me I don't know about them but I got a arm on me bro the audience is getting come on let's go I I'll kill I I'm I want the smoke bro I want straight hands dumb ass boy oh I have three more oh [ __ ] RB to activate Focus mode [Music] [Music] oh oh I okay I see you now sorry I'm like trying to remember like the focus button and [ __ ] I get it now though sir stop all together [Music] St oh my oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] my marus this way oh yeah yeah yeah oh my gosh father I pressed the d-pad and then it automatically does the one oh so I can have XP which one what does this do damage boost oh okay oh Father father bro I just did that move okay you oh my God kill him die Roman kill me kill the Roman kill the Roman you ow so despise you got to do better than that let's go oh brother we can't go this way Marius you'll have to go back and lower that bridge one second brige marus across D okay what did you think I was doing bro that's it son keep going oh there's more where's the other one I mean y'all should really get inside or something bro like what are yall doing what is your plan Jesus Christ stand back father I'll oh I got to commend these [ __ ] that literally did this [ __ ] back in then bro like I I could never bro every of you I think you believe in your heart that you're like that but you're really not you're really not buddy you're really not no you're not you're just not dude mother now I'm mad now I'm mad now everyone dies ah mother come here come here come here I don't give a damn your guy's dead oh my God always watch your back always watch your back nobody's safe nobody's safe what the okay I'll take that you caught me Laing I'll take that that's it for you die let me get some XP on these [ __ ] you tried it y'all kind of deep now okay y'all kind of deep now hold on you see if I give it D come on Fight Back R is I ain't going to lie that was spinal oh my God no father do you see your son he fears no man on the battlefield all blood will be spilled in the name of my mother my sister someone help meus my entire Empire oh father's going to die ah [Music] a come on man come on bro a mile away it's worse than I could have imagined you must save Rome save it from take it from there you bastards you murdering Barbarian bastard I will do as you bid father I will save Rome from them I'll spill their blood I'm commander valian of the 14th I fought with your father if it's blood you want I promise I will give you as much as you can handle I like that you were the second aren't you yes sir yes not anymore welcome to the 14th FL that's kind of a that's lower than the second though I'm okay I'm I'm I don't know how this works I'm new here Balian oversaw the completion of my training and made good on his promise was part of the 14th I'd soon have all the blood I could ever want the island of Britannia that feted Lair at the edge of our Empire was home to the bastards that had slaughtered my family and led the very Rebellion which had spewed onto the streets of Rome say less my posting with the 14th would take us to these aisles where I would wak my revenge crushing this Insurrection say that use focus on the d-pad to see new executions okay [Music] [Music] Bet oh this is fire man no better story than revenge B dry land and award chat what do you think of the game so far Marines prepare for docking it's like a movie bro I feel like I'm like you know like we netflixing and chilling [Music] lowkey incer is incoming swing wi swing wi CH the CH God damn is that Eminem I swear it look like that [ __ ] had a hoodie on bro [Music] I don't know how he's swimming with all that armor on bro I really don't the land of the treacherous bastards who bodied my father my mother my sister what the [ __ ] now they went crazy with this game bro does this this [ __ ] need a sequel bro go take out that chain Tower our entire fleet will be destroyed I must take out that chain Tower assister your fellow [Music] Romanians down there get them fire I mean dude you don't have a shield is he wearing Whitey ties what did they wear under those be to evade arrows okay bet we can't we can't stay here move yeah I think I'd rather you know deflect it come on come on come on stupid I thought I was going to go back at you my fault slots bro stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop no no no no no no no no no no no no you tried it you really did get up you can't you lost a leg and you lost an arm is a death now move out with me who else men left to save who else is brave enough to step in front of my blade so you're dead right you're dead you're dead oh my like why is it so seamless bro like why is the game like that oh nice I like that shut up shut up big [ __ ] big [ __ ] big [ __ ] no more Warriors stand before me concede men listen to me our Fleet is destroyed the beach is in enemy hands our men Lay Dying In The Water we must fall back now speak for yourself he must be dead I'm going in should we pull back do we have a running Point anyone dude what do you want to do you're already dead you're already done Jesus Christ Jesus Christ man like with me LS to the tower like how do you not like get sick Bro I I like I get sick I I would get sick doing this like I would literally get like I feel like I got to throw up hold on I got 76k bro hold on let's get some new executions baby flying Hammer will nail your oppon opponent where he stands vital blow highflying sword thrust lift and throw I mean if it's if it's expensive it must be really cool double execution botle blows slice the back abdomen thrust lift and throw I just real oh so it depends on um which it depends on which mode you're in I do need to make sure I get skills though uh what what uh hell uh let's see let's see I've been lacking on this I need I need to make sure I get good health I let's go we're almost at the tower once I reach the tower your confidence will fall faster than your wife's panties when she saw me walk through the door in [Music] forward March hold position God March forward push push wait till the very last second go we lost someone I think I think it was Greg okay we won't do last Shield okay as soon as they light it we'll we'll start guarding guard they're retreating push spread out we're going to take out that Tower B let's move we got them on the Run am I still on Focus mode yeah there we go ooh I need health hold on you men raise the counterweight I'll go up and release the chain lock defend me kill him if shut up you don't know you just did you just gave me my next Health boost the you we're boxing we boxing bro we boxing bro give me that Health we need to get the counter to wait up barus get both switches I'm working on it raise the counterweight right in ass right in your oh my God that's the leg oh and I'm still not done I'm not going to lie I took all my anger and aggression out on you that's crazy what y'all want to do hell y'all want to do huh stop shooting at can you stop shooting at my man [ __ ] no no no more shooting arrows was that your favorite arrow shooting hand okay hold on okay we got an issue I got an issue here hold on hold on stop it okay stop it this is Sparta okay this is Sparta okay [Applause] oh that's disrespectful I hit the wrong button oh that's dis bro that was so disrespectful all together stay as we ride together we die together for life oh my God I think I knocked the tooth out dude big old jiggly tittis oh my God there's more shut up that's all that's all that's standing our way boys how's oh there's more uh barbarians white in position guys there's more barbarians there [Music] release [Applause] calm down we make haste back to home and then we done attention lad the brave man Chase death once cowards thousand times over M now we have already spilled Barbarian blood and we know they bleed as we do [Music] ready on me [Laughter] move Gods oh they had so much hope and yet we still march forward no Rex will deny us our Victory oh dear God the rocks will not deny us on Jesus Christ that's a big meteor this is literally a movie Roman over here I wasn't expecting that this is this looks beautiful this looks so like this it's just it's the scenery bro this dude dropped his whole weapon bro damn no sir no sir oh my God Roman you got to swing faster than that dog our flee being destroyed we must take out that Tower B to the tower we go look at the cowards hiding okay so this is a bad idea sorry sorry guys I I made a grave mistake formation on me well that flag wasn't there before forward forward forward forward forward forward hold the L forward forward forward forward forward forward hold the line through Hold the Line we wait Men We shield now hold the sheld rain fire hold the shield sold rain Fire come on men it's over sorry this B fall back fall [Music] back never mind they [ __ ] type [ __ ] we're winning the battle they don't stand a chance at this right boys archers watch out I ain't going to lie fire the B fire the volley fire the volley fire the volley please fire the volley please fire the volley please Jesus Christ okay okay who's the people on the volley who's the men on the volley oh what provide uh no no no no no I'm going to the front to the front straight to the front bro I'll grab some of these barri step back oh what the [ __ ] oh my eyes roll back to the back of my head I thought we were going to do a push that's why I I was under the impression that we was doing a push stop stop hey fatty pick your man up pick your ass up big boy pick your ass up big boy your Shields down you know what that means right guard Parry counter they didn't see that coming push a flight locked in locked in Dr Bridge locked in there only stands one man between my victory he he he's hold on he's dead he goes to the cover the bridge mechanism we forwarding cross kill him before he brings down the bridge I have no damn it I didn't grab [Music] one you got you guys are you guys are fing useless by the way Jesus Christ move so we're going to talk about this when we get back to the ship I mean I'm okay when we get back to the ship follow me your father was a man of the people Marius yeah I know to ser with his kid no don't think we're don't think we're still not getting that talk when we get back to the ship it's an honor to serve by his kid yet I'm getting pelted with arrows and you're doing jack [ __ ] hustle up man come on up the stairs go I'm pissed Roman on the B they're fing us kill him say hello to the ground for me H oh yeah I like this yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah bro I could I should have been an Archer bro incoming what show me what you got man let me see it oh you're dead oh my God no oh my God damn shut up fatty wrong button that was my fault so what's that red stuff oh I'm on fire [Applause] now oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh P stop damn your whole [ __ ] Bro dude dam is there more oh all right then that's what I thought men a catapult what a [Music] shot viaa it's because of you men it's because of you brave men I couldn't have mother Commander battalion [Music] Commander Battalion I didn't disappoint did I many good officers and men were lost today Marius you have proved that you can lead you have earned the respect of the men so take this helmet and put it on legent Salute Your new [Applause] Centurion all right all right settle down just a little longer settle down Lads now you know what you can expect from these barbarians I they are a race of rabid bastards who will fight as tooth and nail hey but they don't know what they are up against Rome is civilization Rome is order Rome is power and out here we are Rome hey [Applause] [Music] a who the [ __ ] is this guy Commander King oswal's Barbarian Army is advancing on York General Commodus and the sixth cohort Engage The Enemy but their fate is unknown secure the remaining boats and get them unloaded and prepare The Men We March for yor y yor Ro north towards the rebel Heartland was brutal okay progress was slowed by battle after bloody battle against these embittered tribes Rome had brought peace Rich trade and prosperity to these Isles this peace had been Shattered by open Rebellion now finally we were closing in on the very birth place of this Revolt oo where King Oswald and his Warrior daughter ruled I'm sorry I'mma kill you and then I'mma do I'm I'mma get with your daughter all right me and your daughter we going to get along very very well with with consent of [Music] course Scouts have informed me that a large Barbarian Army is fast approaching now if they manage to meet up with this Army we don't stand a chance your will fall by the gods the hairy ass bastards must are numbers 20 to1 oh [ __ ] in a straight fight we'll suffer heavy losses 300 to attack come on baby their leader King Oswald and his daughter budika are down there amongst them oh if we capture him the tribal Chiefs will have to sue for peace to secure his safe release then Oswald will be forced to Bow his knee and swear an oath to Rome okay these Britain they are Honorable in their own way now how the hell do we get to them they have no honor these Vermin dare to stand against the might of Rome they deserve to suffer our retribution our retribution or yours enough it's all the same we will end this Rebellion my way and not put the lives of good men at unnecessary risk if you stand in my way I shall take you down understood Commander uh yes understood a small Detachment will infiltrate the enemy camp and capture Oswald and budaka I will lead our main force and cut off their reinforcements and what are my orders sir I promised you blood didn't I you will capture Oswald and budaa oh [ __ ] before you can get your men through safely you will need to deal with the archers posted on the aqueduct archers so you'll be starting out alone understood sir it's an honor I follow your orders now but if you deny me my revenge I'll strike you down myself Dam d

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Published: Tue Jan 09 2024