$250 Jungle Luxury Resort Sri Lanka

good morning guys I'm on my way to a hotel and I took a wrong turn and this is gonna be interesting I see someone making bricks and you remember they tried to explain the process to me a couple of days ago but here he actually has a fire going and everything I hope they speak English let's see hello do you speak English do you speak English I'm gonna investigate anyway this is how they are they make the bricks and the heat here is incredible the heat is insane wow I wonder yeah it's beautiful hello sir a fire no English alright I just want to have a look at how you make the bricks it's so hot hello guys I'm great how are you I'm just checking out the or a brick factory here incredible I guess this is how they make the shape and so on great awesome I have to go to my hotel good bye hi I'm from Germany Germany this your home an awesome very nice beautiful you you make from from the bricks you're building yourself the home you make no make no someone else yes yes your home there he's home here alright guys bye bye I love this let me see it here too strong yeah here here no heat only on the other side incredibly hot okay guys bye bye let me check one more time Wow unreal like you guys have no idea what it is right here they crack it up okay now we're going to the hotel which is going to be quite an experience because I'm dressed as a $2.00 you know Swedish when from Gothenburg in khao san road with about five dollars to his name but i'm checking into a resort which is two hundred and four dollars a night I deserve it oh they're still cracking up over there well anyway yeah why it's funny is there this bike to be soaked I mean this bike hardly works it's sometimes it stops you know I mean a traffic light I'm stopping for red light and then the ignition it goes off and I have to stop and kick started and so on it's unreal we'll see now if I can get it going on the first go I'm gonna keep the camera rolling as I leave this place because an entertaining little village wish me luck [Applause] I'm worried that it go hard on the first go incredible I guess cuz I've been riding I've been riding so hard but anyway the next time you see me I'll be at the hotel wish me luck bye bye bye-bye no white man here that's just the way this this white man likes it okay I promise myself and you that I will them not stopped anywhere else and investigate it's kind of difficult to what do you get for $200 in the jungles of Sri Lanka the mountains we're about to find out I'll be driving now hare for how driving back and forth thinking like it can't possibly be here but then I just turn around here and then here it is I don't yeah yes I may not look like it but I actually have a booking yes all right I just goofed one hour ago okay all right feeling my chicken whoa this bike can hardly even go up this hill hello there how are you my expectations are pretty high for this place if you're wondering why I'm dressed like this I'm down to my last short well actually that's not true I have one shirt that I haven't used but I destroyed Hospitaller Harold invades so that's why I'm dressed like this dressed to impress I'll leave my dirty laundry here and I'll come and get that later hello this way okay well it's quite beautiful here straight straight but that's what you pay for ah yes HEVC so why am i splurging then I can get a room for five dollars around the corner well had some tech issues this morning and I promised you guys the daily uploads I'm gonna have to re-upload the third installation ho-ho where I was riding around with a rickshaw I don't the rickshaw driver in I'll show you the view first hello I'm great this is a beautiful place I just have a look at the view first I'm selfie driving with the scooter yes do you like selfie driving is I'm also you I have like a bicycle to school awesome awesome are these your bicycles for rent you can fight and have a small meal main popping down you can this one can you buy with the main part also right I would love to [Music] I don't need a helmet for a bicycle ride wow so this is a this is a great place for for bicycling around in that area good yeah our main get unit to the left and oh great bye and take a good experience have a like you know rice plant we have that right here yeah they do have that small part you can sit down yeah and then you can write have it so you can see oh rice plant and have a small team pose and how village life is tell you can see great and have a different kind trees you can see here avocado tree all right and we have fresh avocados later for me or what reception up here yes great well your gym let me if you can call it that it's rather it's rather Spartan I didn't come here for the gym well you can you can run here with a view yeah that's where I came from yes I drove from there really yes Justin can do yes what fruit is star put a star fruit yes and little bit sour I can just take it and eat it like that you need to watch the need to wash it first if this normally can eat oh great I will clean it in the room yep thank you you're welcome my first gift in Sri Lanka really yes Wow here is the pool yeah I must say before I have even dived in here that Herald approves okay this is gonna be the first thing that I do is to swim yes after check-in hello how are you I have a fruit Oh what's this I'm looking sweaty I'll pass it sit here and they throw some of these things down let's put my fruit in here when we used to have the towel a cold towel welcome drink did you put anything entertaining in here just a fruit okay what does the white man have to do to get some entertainment in his drinks here hmm I've been sitting here taking into view and now the room is ready let's go and see what it looks like we're taking a car okay all right enjoy your dinner guys or he's at lunch yeah this is actually my laundry so I know I normally don't try no no no sure what's it gonna be like a hundred dollars to do some laundry you know what I'm I'm being really nice you've been upgraded to our best Villa okay that would be awesome yeah thank you thank you hold on okay whoa okay I'm ready maybe I'll sit up front with you yes okay electric yes electric how long have you been working here oh I missed em about my instead of maybe eight months eight months are you enjoying it yes you have a 9.6 yes I think this morning I even saw 9.7 really I think it's the highest I've seen yeah yeah so it should be it looks fantastic the food is amazing plantation we are growing a cinnamon nut weed and great we up get to actually you booked that one I booked that one that one will be AB great what we have a luxury running to me all right I'm great for Harold Premium villa it's a luxury one okay have a nice great view looking forward to it yes and tomorrow morning you can see one sunrise little your room amazing this is your spot yes we have arrived at the glorious Villa here have to park here yes all right what's that let me check that out yes that is cinnamon yes great smell yeah this is a cinnamon tree where did you find ice that one we are finding in the middle in the tree on here and that's why that's why the tree have scars again continue whisking okay after you yes you thank you very nice I guess that's the only thing you really need to show me how it works is it easy to - okay work yeah how to use this crate right and I need to explain how fast it is quickly here okay how many this light this one we need to hide the mountain sometime quickly every time drops a density amazes you like you can remove these and normally can use it like a torch I see right I'll be walking yeah I'll be coming up - you're like where the hell's the other tricity can a white man get some light here I'm gonna go for a swim in a second I just want to show you this room first with proper lighting so you can see what it is actually like here but by the way I know they said this was an upgrade it is not this is what I booked it is with taxes two hundred and forty eight dollars and the reason is well the view Wow noodles your showerhead this is the emergency exit I guess the greatest feature of this do you call this a bungalow it's the jacuzzi oh they gave me a plate of a fresh fruit to smell it is the jacuzzi good of you and they he said that the Sun comes up behind that mountain so at 5:30 tomorrow morning I'm going to wake up and enjoy sunrise from the jacuzzi he oh yeah that he said was a silk tree which they used to they used this silk in the the pillows he said then there are coconut trees and mango trees but anyway enough about trees you guys don't care about that people want to see the jacuzzi I'll fill more hair later on but for now it's pretty much always full of water automatic filtering system and yeah I'll do some more filming in here later on oh there we go and then we turn it off anyway one more thing he said do not leave your door like this because it says sometimes monkeys will come and never open the door one more thing if you leave any clothes out here monkeys will also come and take your clothes so I quite want to see that though so what I'm gonna do is put my expendable pieces of clothing socks boxers or or maybe even this t-shirt which was so cheap I'm gonna put it here and then and try and use it as a bait and see if we do get some visitors here but for now I guess I'm gonna go to back to the reception use the swimming pool and have a glass of white wine ELISA from Chile a different place about to indulge in a swim here I'm gonna check out the pool but what the who's gonna be even better if I go down there with a glass of Chilean white wine was tempted to get a bottle but today I'm gonna go into town and get some supplies there we go one glass say hello to the world but that was your message to the world this was your chance to speak up you know for or for peace and ending world hunger yeah and it all you said was hello yes yes I like this man a man of few words [Laughter] all right let's see then Harold approves yes yes it's very quiet here no nobody come swimming only five rooms that's the whole resort resort okay I'm gonna do my I'm gonna do my best then to drink for everyone yeah Cheers I should have ordered to dance I can cheers with myself and the towels you'll bring it thank you very much this is great it's like I have a private resort with my own staff and look at this nobody else I'm gonna try and help you get some more customers with my video so you are always full traveling bicycle are we the bicycle yes motorbike yeah how do you like to travel bus bus yes this is incredible great could you help me out for one second can you be cameraman yes thank you am i straight down here and show the world my my Burger King bare belly oh you like tattoos oh do you have tattoos no no in Sri Lanka tattoo is not popular yeah okay thank you very much well I almost went in here now with my iPhone my iPhone is already in a crash proof state with a $1 sock around it in case I fall off the motorbike I wanted to survive all right you know this is what you this is what you pay for Wow I was just kind of waiting for someone to say hey don't swing by the wineglass because you know if I break it and then yeah I guess they don't do that here so I'm just gonna go for it and I'm not gonna go under big I'm not gonna become Jewell Jordan I'm gonna stay Harold because this will be a good a good a good thumbnail especially now with the Sun there ah perfection this the greatest time of all time whoa beautiful I can get used to this so here's the thing my plan for the day is to just stay here I'm not gonna go anywhere but even though this place costs a fortune I'm still kind of a I'm not quite where bald and bankrupt is but I'm still kind of a cheapskate like I I denied and the reason I didn't do my laundry in the city today was that they wanted ten dollars and I thought that was an outrage so I was gonna do it in the jacuzzi myself at here but then they offered me I don't know if I had that on film but when I came here to the reception they they said you know what's that is that your laundry and I said yes I say you know you know what's that gonna cost and basically he said I'll do it for you for free so they are doing my laundry here now and tomorrow I'll have free clothes I don't have clean clothes I don't have to walk around looking like backpacking Lars from your - boy they ain't no get bra look so yeah that's that's it I'm gonna stay here in my bungalow I'm I might record some monologues some some videos that some requests maybe I'll do the Q&A I mean it's a good place to do a Q&A so I'm gonna go but I'm gonna go into town and get some supplies meaning beers maybe a bottle of wine that I'm just gonna sit in the jacuzzi for the next 12 hours that I'm gonna wake up when the comes up from over there I will be sitting here again tomorrow morning and I'm gonna take a bicycle and I'm gonna cycle around and maybe even try and do an innovation so that is the plan so for now signing off all of the white wine it's kind of hard not to go for a refill when this is where you are sitting the patriarchy runs the world so check your white male grave lurch I am back from a progressive run to the liquor store I may turn that into a separate episode because the actual liquor store turned out to be a blast so I mean if I include it you know now I'm repeating myself you know if not this is new I got some Carlsberg and so on if you're wondering why am i bothering going to the to the shop to get a discount when I'm paying through the nose for a place like this well that's just the way I am I just because I shell out for this hotel room doesn't mean I'm gonna splurge on absolutely everything and this one at the liquor store is like a buck as opposed to seven here but the rest of the things in the minibar I might as well just show you because every minibar I've shown you so far in Srilanka been empty here it is they have some chocolate there's some some coca-cola and so on and it is free it's paid for they also gave me some cookies here why not try some of them pepper carcass panache what hello what throw it to the monkeys the monkeys will come here and eat and there is some water courtesy of the hotel but tap water here is drinkable they say they also gave me a little phone here the back of the phone there is the Wi-Fi password and speed dial to the reception so let's try the they gave me some free fruit to sample some of it which they do grow around here in the in the trees I don't remember if I have that on film or not but the guide that drove me to my little corner of this resort he said that they that this fruit a lot of it is grown around here it's a little plantation all I see here right now are coconut trees no monkeys I'm gonna sit here and draw my cards perk in the jacuzzi until the monkeys appear so let's see then what this what this welcome meal is like and if it gets a Harold approves or not this I actually do not know ah this is the fruit that he gave me hold on I have that one here I'll show you what it looks like and I'm not sure I captured that or if I'm gonna use that in this video or not out there it's this one so if you thought wow they they really took care and cut it into a a star shape for him well no it is actually already star shaped all you have to do is slice it up and it's like that so this is what I'm eating and I don't know the name of it I don't know what it's gonna taste like but so hell of a lot better than that thing I just threw out the window that cookie must have been there you know a cookie is supposed to crack when you chew it I bit down on that thing and it was kind of I was just stuck in there and it would not break apart in my mouth a progressive language here but this fruit did so I approve of this whatever it is mango I obviously approve of and the watermelon hmm maybe I should go for a progressive thumbnail hunt or should I just be go for the safe choice jacuzzi as a asset thumbnail hmm there must all Emma's either way it's about time I jump in hmm I'm gonna save this progressive plate for later Archer I'm gonna put the whole table inside lest the monkeys come here and run away with everything and then it's time to end the video with a long awaited jump into the jacuzzi well it's much deeper than that thought where am I at the deep end here I'm such an obvious and ignoramus when it comes to luxury oh yeah they see this little taller Denmark's finest okay this is where I'm gonna end this video I'm just gonna relax here for the next I might just sleep here I'm gonna be here for the next 12 hours why not I'm just gonna show you the amazing sounds of this place and then this helicopter decided to grace us with its presence but anyway as soon as it's gone this place will be back to normal and I was sitting here okay it's leaving I was sitting here editing and I've edited in some pretty exotic locations before but I think nothing beats this one I put my computer right there and I'm on God in case a monkey decides to come by and run away with it but let's hope that doesn't happen but I just wanted to record 30 seconds of nothing I turned off the engine on the jacuzzi and I'm just sitting here listening listening to the sounds of the jungle that's the sound of a cow's burg but beautiful right have another 18 hours of this hallelujah praise the Lord okay back to editing I am I just went to the store as I think I said in the previous scene and I just met the craziest dude I have met since mr. Adolf let me see if I can find it here this was the beginning I could haven't seen the scene yet oh there we go oh man what a character when they do this hundred rupees yeah okay and the best of all was hidden and understand that I was buying for him Jesus so funny what a character what a character all right I'm gonna get serious about the editing now more beers more editing less vlogging signing off actually I'm gonna signed off with the jungle sound you alright guys when the electricity does go out this is the result but the TV still works jacuzzi still works bear grylls still works so what you're left with is this which is fine I mean what else do you need the jacuzzi is why you rent this room to begin with so I thought I'd give you guys a look but exactly what it is like here at night so this should finally be the end of the video Harold approves of this place and he's signing off and he's pretty intoxicated let's just let's just be honest but that probably comes as no surprise watch out Bear Grylls

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Views: 788,402

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Keywords: luxury resort Sri Lanka, Kandy luxury resort, 5 star hotel Sri Lanka, Sri Lanka luxury villa

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Length: 36min 42sec (2202 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 08 2019