18 minutes of trigun being the highest quality anime

my name is Vash the Stampede ladies and gentlemen forgive the lack of warranty but I'm afraid it's time for my daily massacre and if you don't believe I'm the real things take a long look at me and start freaking out observe my Redcoat my lovely blonde locks and if you're still having doubts check out my 100% accurate gunman the Vash you mean to say he's the Vash the Stampede can this man really be him he's absolutely nothing at all like I envisioned what was that possible yeah I know I have trouble believing it too you mean oh sorry about that do you have any idea what you're getting yourself into mister this gentleman here is the one and only infamous humanoid typhoon he's bashed to Stampede those under the impression that he was a lot more handsome is that the man who will slaughter the innocent does the most evil of evil deeds with a price of sixty billion double dollars on his head your song on that man's nice dependable guy modest as well is around the people of the manor will be safe I am known as Valentina's alkalyn ellezi hakushi Robbo helots Gumby go Bella blue Stradivari talent Trent Pierre hundred chart dan hey mo if olivine cheap all those George toid Sol Kaiser the third don't hesitate to call [Music] [Music] hello hello you never know when Vash the Stampede is going to show up and then kaboom well hey there [Laughter] alright alright alright alright alright alright alright why won't he say anything why is he just standing there taking that kind of abuse thank you so much but all your head he might not have made it otherwise think nothing of it if you need anything else all you have to do is ask you know you're wrong that's just beautiful how to catch some more Z's intense suction try this at home thoughts of home whether good or bad are positive indicators of a journey of the heart so anyway what would you say to having lunch with me not a chance I lost my room so can I share yours but you have a bed right out there that's so cool from the moment I saw her from the look in her eyes miss Marianne has a beautiful heart you're the easily deceived type who cries himself to sleep every night aren't you thanks a lot dream wrecker where can I find the man in charge I need to speak to him and just who are you people did you say bodyguards exactly if you two are here to protect us we feel a whole lot safer I'm sorry thanks anyway but company regulations strictly forbid us from taking any part-time jobs that's too bacon lettuce dogs two cartons of milk wait up four bags of pretzels and one pack of raisins I must say I am very curious as to why you insurance girls are here doing this work here to let me in on it well we didn't have enough money for a ticket so we got a part-time job here altogether that comes to twelve double dollars and seventy five see cents it's actually a miracle that I got away with it this time perfect shot morning your IDs have not been registered therefore you may not enter this area you will now be removed by who are you supposed to be suicidal or too stupid to know better takes more than just an idiot to be screened isn't work well I guess we got five hostages now nobody's dumb enough to buy such a lame story it's the worst one I've ever come up with it's all right I understand it must have been so hard don't worry I'll protect you tarnation first the water dries up then that dang criminal the humanoid typhoon shows up this town ain't fit to live in no more yeah that's the Stampede the new-hire gonna blow this town is finished bad times [Music] she really needs dancing lessons you don't like pain do you I'm used to it well I feel sorry for your wife and kids you'll make him cry I got no kids and most women find me pretty offensive so I'm single sounds like a pretty lonely life tell me how does it feel to kill unarmed innocent people like that and I have a question for you do you feel anything when you burn your garbage nifty answer sorry I asked I've always had my suspicions that you were no mere mortal I never imagined you were actually a cat wait what the hell am I saying where is that idiot I suspected he might try this so when I brought him breakfast earlier this morning I slipped one of these into the food on his plate oh my gosh that's a transmitting device I'm amazed the company let you have something like that since I'm always messing up the chief gave it to me as a going-away present he says it'll keep anyone from outwitting me Millie I hate to tell you but that's nothing to brag about look he's really close by we're catching up already oh my god he changed into a cat this time Millie any other siblings no but there's ten brothers and sisters uh-huh you're the youngest aren't you yeah Wow how did you know that we're going in right [Music] who's drinking lighten up Wow hey don't do that here I mean please fill er up miss if you wouldn't mind back my gun grandma haven't you asked it's a long story although it's kind of a short one this ain't got nothing to do what's the matter with you that happened to be my can of pudding never get between people in their pudding but you are the one who dropped them you know well it was you wasn't it as long as we're clever about this and treat them with courtesy and respect we have nothing to fear you got a lot of nerve coming back here token of goodwill Nebraska family what are you doing we're both of you supposed to be serving a jail term of seven hundred years shut your stinking trap we released ourselves yesterday their own discretion that that is called a jailbreak what you haven't done any things they're doing out the limelight just stick in the mud I don't have it dad when the hell is someone like me supposed to do for a living where I can help people feeling better now he's singing God horrible lyrically how dare you you have a lot of nerve you impudent scoundrel we're not dumb enough to be scared by you and your rotten friends oh yes it's become clear to me now there's a lot of meaning behind those words friends so stand up with your heads held high and say what you want to say we won't give up on that no matter what you do to us yeah we're not gonna take this anymore and you can go back and tell that to Morgan did you hear what I said you old geezers hmm oh hello sorry I didn't see you there he'll be all right now I assure you I know that no problem I just stopped by to see if I can help out ah you're just gonna sleep pretty tough to kill when you shooting with rubber bullets what are you doing don't ask ridiculous questions I'm gonna save the child with your bare hands oh hey I want you're killing anyone alright why don't you just ask me not to breathe thou shalt not kill remember what kind of church man are you anyway hmm I can definitely count on me mr. cliff oh I don't let anyone in my sights get away and I'm known for my bullets never missing their mark especially if it's the heart of a beautiful lady bang Meryl are you okay - are you alright [Applause] [Music] what do we do we run away that's what but I thought it was him from the start you're the one who refused to believe it does it bother you that much that I could be right about him Milly have you finished writing the papers yet no but I'll keep at it Milly Milly where are you what have you gotten yourself into now well I'm being punished for coming in late for work twenty times in a row oh it's a warehouse huh what's this looks like trunks [Music] countermeasure number one take the place of a hostage won't work number two then send everybody into a mad panic by shouting earthquake even worse well then what do you suggest let's say what I made you wasn't cheap when I expect results so get your act together right now do you understand me [Music] Hey look something's coming this way I told you to stay still alright let's stop this now come on I guess I'm just lucky that these girls aren't too Swift if you know what I'm saying [Laughter] [Music] [Music] is this some sort of twisted christian science oh man why can't I just get a break death and poverty like me so much they brought friends hell little lady he's the humanoid typhoon hmm what's with a hand next to my night buddies sorry about that hey iris god's little creatures wonderful and so darn smart yes it's beautiful it's the kind of day that just makes you want to sit here and forget all about your problems don't you agree yes definitely in fact it makes you want to completely forget about work and take the day off not a chance but nice try shucks reality check Merrill the attitude of yours gets all the oddball jobs working with dangerous slime it's great that you're so confident and willing but if you keep risking your life out there I'm afraid there's no way you'll ever achieve womanly happiness excuse me is this social time ladies and gentlemen I meditate diligently every morning the subjects are life and love I quit after three seconds [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey I'm injured remember that makes us even now for your help on the sand steamer huh hey is that all the time I get

Channel: benvoliotheorphan

Views: 812,886

Keywords: trigun, compilation, funny moments

Id: ZUAVEDTNgNQ

Length: 17min 54sec (1074 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 12 2020