15 Minutes of Kardashians & Jenners ROASTING Each Other | KUWTK | E!

[Music] whose house is this we thought you were I'm here for a meeting do you want to come inside possibly I'm not literally dating anybody but we don't know because we don't know anything about it what if I actually was then what like you bring the cameras here it's so disrespectively it would be on camera if I have boundaries respect them just because you love to show every single thing because she likes to show every single thing you know I don't like it you do clearly because that's our job it's not it's not our job is your it's there's yeah there's a fine line but you don't give anything right I don't want to share some person you think it's fair that you just co-size things like what's important to you to share and an important eye setup I will not share my relationship it's nothing I would rather share never a thing okay but I shared my breakdown crying about having anxiety I share other things you shared that that happened naturally on camera but I'm not like turn the cameras off [Music] this is so crazy if they wanted privacy I would never follow them or like expose them stop saying that if people are saying something stop trying to control their brain she wants me to call Kenda because she doesn't care about you and I never dressed like you oh is there a fight no but Danielle was like when you're public I don't care if Danielle's there hi Danielle I dress completely different than Kim I don't think Courtney really understands like the legwork that goes behind this like I don't think anybody understands like you have to really have a relationship with that Designer I've spent months and months flying to Miami to see what his vision is so for her to jump in I just was like oh come on she has no idea how this works Danny Danny told me today that she sent that email I had no idea she sent it and she said she sent it because she knows we have completely different styles I'm not trying to cop your looks but on a on a same designer You Can't Ban me from Chris Owens when I wear men's Rick Owens [Music] stylist to hold everything so ask me say hey are you wearing this white Rick Owens dress I wanted it she might pull things and then when it comes here I say no no no no no no yes yes yes yes yes it's so ridiculous that we're even having a conversation like this because Kim and I have completely different styles so even if we wear the same designer we wear it in a completely different way the store may send me clothes that are more Kim's style and I send them back I actually care about her style Kim and I just got into the biggest fight she just was going so crazy she's sending me the meanest text messages you would die she's like you're the biggest ungrateful then I said God you're such a petty woman and she's like is that a joke I had to intervene when your stylist pulled the nastiest clothes for you for your birthday party no I'm telling Sarah this is such a joke you look great this is such great too thank you this is such a joke so wait what's happening basically I got to the biggest bite with Courtney today because she just is such like on another level so I called Courtney and Courtney's like screamed at me on the phone at you and was like you think I like your style you have the lamest Style I said you're going to school to become a lawyer and help the world and these are the kinds of problems you have and she's like you're really a miserable human being and you keep not understanding the issue because you all of a sudden turn into such a humanitarian and talk about the world's issues which you've not contributed one ounce to the world so you can fake humanitarian hoe I actually do for the world and you can fake it all day long and act like oh there's people dying Kim and what the are you doing about it you guys there's the chocolate sign from the place what are you here for don't chime in if you're not gonna get on your face tonight okay bye you're like a waste of space in my meter right now I'm looking at everything you're annoying us now that when we're together like this is what you do you're on your phone the whole time you're just not present I had a 10 minute conversation with Sarah and that's offensive yeah it's because we're only here once when are we ever gonna go back to alcatra we were sitting down today I'm not doing this today because last time in Costa Rica I looked crazy because I'm always the one complaining to get you guys to have fun I'm not gonna be crazy okay you'll be the that you need to be sure what's that say Ghirardelli chocolate that's what I told you before you I think we need to do some soul searching speak for yourself no you do too how can that's uh that's actually not a good Soul thing to say but that's not very Zen of you I'm kidding no you're not no I am well I need to just take a mental Xanax I am a little bit annoyingly positive oh it's not annoying at all great Chloe I was just thinking you complain a lot what do I complain about everything but you're saying I complain about true stuff when I asked the crew I said oh is she in there with her luggage she said yeah everything is set up how is that complaining of someone's not telling the accurate information I'm just I'm more like chill and so I think when you know are you on crack that you're chilled did you like how I hear the speech on the private plane the planes for hours I think it's been a long travel day critical okay but don't you're telling me that I'm critical because I asked not just to be lied to about my daughter if you get lied to about the weather you throw a fit God forbid it was about your child okay no you're just like Honestly though like okay then it was the message then I help you with your kids I do this and that I don't have to do I don't even have to be here you're just so like you're telling me I'm critical look in the mirror you guys I don't have a nanny anymore what she said he was really upset she was putting her in the car and Penelope scratched her face but Pete can be out of control I think she almost like blacks out and like does these wild things but like if you're a nanny you also I've never had it was he can't scratches can you pop the kid and it's cool no but you could also say something to her in the moment yeah I don't know I think you need to reach out to her and you need to say I am so sorry this is so much more serious than I think you realize because I had six kids not one time in my entire life did anyone ever have a complaint like this ever and I used to slap my nannies but we need to take care of this before it gets too far out of control there's nothing I could take away from her physically that she will care about Mason I could take away whatever he cares Penelope does not care every kid is different I'm sorry but if he scratched me for no reason I'm whipping her and I'll explain to y'all later what part Penelope if she scratched you I would give us bacon for sure my daughter but lately Kylie's been so like territorial I'm not sure what's going on Kris Jenner is just doing too much with my office what office my office that I just got and pay way too much a month and have spent so much time making it perfect stop what me and Scott went there mom's been talking about things I told her not to show any of you guys until I was there and could give you the grand tour oh I got The Grand Tour honey so this is my office of course it is I get a text on my phone every time somebody changes shifts so I know who's here and if I'm coming over to work late at night they meet me here this is my new photo studio it's Kylie Cosmetics how is she gonna hide this when my office is done and you walk up and the door is glass my logo she's there in my parking spot like it's just yeah why are you in my parking spot in front of everybody at the office she's like don't ever Park in my parking space again it's the one thing that means something to me I've worked so hard and I'm like oh my goodness I was on an important call and she locked me out of the office because she needed to do her work it makes sense because it's in your office she definitely doesn't think that it's her office yeah it's just getting out of hand okay go on she has this like entitlement no one says anything because she's Kylie millionaire Jenner listen there's no friends and loyalty in the game of being a billionaire it's wild over here definitely don't let her buy mother yeah I'm important I've helped build this business with Kylie and I'm older I'm the mom I deserve a little bit of respect well in that case I'm gonna go turn my massage chair back on you should absolutely still do whatever you go that's right you gotta lover there's really not many other options I feel like I'm such a different person like my voice was so much different I was like this is Kim no way Dumber you're like I'm so excited we're doing The Hollywood Reporter my sisters are not on the cover it's just me and they have a little like side thing in the back I was like more bubbly like hey no it's already doing it completely right really you have my Birkin right yes God Kylie you get to next to me because you are my favorite when you make a billion dollars I have my Kylie my billion dollar baby now she will always be the dearest to my heart for a billion reasons mom that outfit is really not flattering on you you know what you should do to your face you know what you should do to yours did my butt get smaller I pretty much started this entire family no one would be anywhere or anything without me hi Gorge Matthew you're supposed to tell me when people are coming in hey Chloe can you just sit down sit next to Kim I guess I know okay [Music] you know I invented the word okay I've been saying that for years now oh Corey I thought you were never gonna get here I would have you sit next to me but my Birkin bag is sitting here so do you want to sit next to my Birkin bag I'll send that to your birthday okay Chloe you can sit here but I really am not into those shoes Gorge what's wrong with my shoes come on we're stepping it up we're stepping it up this is 2019 guys we're stepping it up my pants are easy my shoes are easy I have seven stylists who put me in sweats and leggings just like that effortless look you know but it's really a lot of effort to slip hey you actually look like Mom it's kind of scary I love over lining my lips this is how it all started literally like I just overlined my lips and everyone was wondering what I was using you can mix the shades we love mixing oh my god it feels amazing on my skin it feels so good [Applause] I'm Kylie oh you look cute that's Kylie oh it looks amazing thank you why is Courtney so late she's just my kid that just can't get it together she's my one she acts like she has so much to do I know those boundaries are wild oh hi George Courtney oh she's exciting yeah [Laughter] I'm late to dinner because I am a mom and I could be late doing mom things nobody understands Chloe used to be my favorite but she's so far up Kim's that I'm just like I'm just like pushing my way through life by myself amazing sweetie I'm going to show up to work so it's just me yeah Courtney everything I'm what's work I'm doing exactly everything okay kids no fighting I have no favorites Kylie you're my favorite I have no favorites but everybody get along why do you think I'm drunk all the time my girl's always bicker and so I need something to take the edge off cheers [Music]

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Id: 9hOXTEb5FyA

Length: 15min 9sec (909 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 10 2023